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Saturday, July 16, 2016

Saturday laughs




Happy Saturday and I hope you catch a few laughs oh....

MORNING JOKE!!! Abeg mek we laf small

*TEACHER* - I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asked the teacher.

*KOJO*: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!

*TEACHER*: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech.

*KOJO*: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of impossible speech!!!
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56 comments:

  1. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings16 July 2016 at 09:23

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😂😂😂


    #I am a fruitful vine, I am a joyful mother of children

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  2. Anonymous16 July 2016 at 09:33

    kwakwakwakwakwa, first to comment


    Onitsha Fashion Designer

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  3. ojay16 July 2016 at 09:33

    ...and so i laughed so hard this morning. Thanks ma'am. i've gotta good feeling about this weekend!!!

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  4. Miss Ess16 July 2016 at 09:34

    Hahahahahaha this is so funny

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    1. Kosi 16 July 2016 at 12:58

      Lol @ I did not paint heaven.. That was how my brother helped one lady with her phone. Tutored her on how to use the phone, downloaded alot of apps for her. Infact he went through difficulty trying to get the phone working properly...

      In the end na God bless you the woman carry give my brother. He just open mouth hoping that something must drop. I laff tire that day.

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  5. Amanda favour16 July 2016 at 09:52

    LMAO w
    The laughs are on point

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  6. Miss Juliet16 July 2016 at 09:53

    Hahahahahahahahha cnt stop laughing

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  7. queen hadassah16 July 2016 at 09:53

    😁😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  8. The Boss Lady16 July 2016 at 09:54

    Lmaoooo...Kikikik....Time north "wested"

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  9. Oby O16 July 2016 at 09:54

    Lol@when bill gates son impregnates your daughter... Todays laughs are so funny! 😭

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  10. Jojo16 July 2016 at 09:58

    😂😂😂😂😂

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  11. Unknown16 July 2016 at 10:12

    Lmao

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  12. Star16 July 2016 at 10:12

    Had a good good laugh...

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  13. Anonymous16 July 2016 at 10:14

    Buhahahahahahhahhahahhahahahahahhaha the first pic got me

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  14. Joycilicioux16 July 2016 at 10:14

    Saturday laffs fwesh and hot! That pregnant woman and her demands eeh! I remembered when my aunt was preggos, she would want to eat raw onions and step into muddy water to play....na wa for their cravings oh.

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  15. Unknown16 July 2016 at 10:18

    Not very funny
    But some of them tried to make me smile not laugh

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  16. Jasmine16 July 2016 at 10:20

    Hahahahahaha! Nice one

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  17. Jacinta mbachu 16 July 2016 at 10:24

    Soo funny, d first one got me ROTFL

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  18. Zitel Coconut oil Onitsha 0808172544116 July 2016 at 10:26

    Lols

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  19. Barr. Oma16 July 2016 at 10:29

    Lmao

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  20. One trillion16 July 2016 at 10:35

    End time laughs

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  21. Anonymous16 July 2016 at 10:37

    I laughed all through, tanx Stella u really tried

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  22. Unknown16 July 2016 at 10:44

    Lol

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  23. PURITY GOODNEWS16 July 2016 at 10:45

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha my God ooo. I yaff faint hahaahahhaahah

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  24. Mrs. Romas16 July 2016 at 10:46

    OMG!!! I laughed all through. a lot of funny meme and some very silly tweets and post. Some people really think about what they want to write and still go ahead and post it. Hilarious.

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  25. James16 July 2016 at 11:05

    ROTFL

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  26. Jeni_zee 16 July 2016 at 11:09

    Very hilarious

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  27. Unknown16 July 2016 at 11:13

    Lmao...had a good laugh

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  28. Chidinma Grace16 July 2016 at 11:16

    Figure of impossible speech! Stella see how am laughing like a mad woman. My sister was even asking me who I making me to laugh?

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  29. Stella Maris baby16 July 2016 at 11:20

    Lolz

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  30. Unknown16 July 2016 at 11:21

    Lol

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  31. Nedi Glamour 16 July 2016 at 11:28

    Figure of impossible speech.

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  32. Unknown16 July 2016 at 11:49

    i laffed looolllllll

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  33. Anonymous16 July 2016 at 12:07

    So funny! Thanks Stella! Pregnant woman that wanted coconut water at midnight! Poor guy!

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    1. Anonymous16 July 2016 at 16:04

      That's so me. Hubby don hear am tire. I tell him it's hormonal....

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    2. Anonymous16 July 2016 at 16:05

      That's so me. Hubby don hear am tire. I tell him it's hormonal....

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  34. Eka Joy16 July 2016 at 12:16

    Today's laughs are so refreshing. Had a good laugh.

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  35. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)16 July 2016 at 12:17

    hahahahha
    Nice one

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  36. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)16 July 2016 at 12:40

    hahahahha
    Nice one

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  37. cino16 July 2016 at 12:55

    Lmao, kul jokes u'v got dia...

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  38. Chijay16 July 2016 at 12:56

    Lol... The silly boyfriend that removed the roof and ran away

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  39. Anonymous16 July 2016 at 13:18

    So so funny


    #SDK's baby.

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  40. miss_petite16 July 2016 at 13:24

    hello people! please if you do product packaging, that is, boxes for souvenirs or products, not sure what its called. please reach me on 07084865128 on watsapp!. thank you!

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  41. Olori_181216 July 2016 at 13:27

    I had a good laugh this morning....thanks Stella. The first picture got me so hard

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  42. Unknown16 July 2016 at 13:32

    Woow I did north west my time..... Cool ones. Tanks mammy stells

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  43. De Imperfect Chick16 July 2016 at 13:34

    LOLS! @ SEAN TIZZLE'S HEAD

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  44. St.FranKooL....16 July 2016 at 13:35

    #There is no success without sacrifice*

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  45. Empress Educational Toys(Wholesale&Retail)call/watsapp 0809509939216 July 2016 at 14:06

    Nice collection.thanks Stella

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  46. FRUITHFUL16 July 2016 at 14:40

    This is so funny, the tweet that says"both husband and children have all been in her punani..meen that's deep.

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  47. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)16 July 2016 at 15:32

    Meeting in Apapa...I will pay for a lunch meeting in the Island or somewhere else in the mainland with my money. Traffic in Apapa na suicide. I no fit shout.

    Who is seeing the pant? Hahahahaha

    Biko my family is not watching Zeeworld and Telemundo. Don't get it. What are we missing?

    Thanks Stella Kork...all funny.

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    1. Booboo kitty16 July 2016 at 21:47

      You are not missing anything lol. Instead you shud be thanking God. Those soap operas are so annoying. That's wat the tweet meant

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