Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Saturday Laughs

Advertisement

Saturday, July 02, 2016

Saturday Laughs

Here is for you,I hope this makes you Laugh...and Laugh and Laugh...

A man who bed-wets went to see a psychiatrist.

 PSYCHIATRIST: Does a dream usually precede your bed-wetting? 
Tell me how it happens.

MAN: A little demon appears to me in my sleep and says,
 "Oya, let us pee". Then, I wake up to see the bed wet with my urine.

PSYCHIATRIST: This is what you must do. If the demon comes tonight
 and tells you "let us pee", just tell him that you have already peed.

The man left and returned the following day with tears streaming 
down his face.

PSYCHIATRIST: Why are you weeping? Didn't my therapy work?

MAN: Walahi, you have worsened my case!

PSYCHIATRIST: What? How?

MAN: When the demon came, I told him I'd already peed. Then he said, "Oya, let us shit!".... 😂😂😂

.....................................................................................................

LMAO

A Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls: Apple seller, bread seller 
and yam seller pulled by:

Pastor: Apple seller give me one quotation in the bible where Apple is mentioned before I buy.

Apple seller:- bible said you are the Apple of my eyes. good! said pastor 
I will buy N1000

Pastor: bread seller give me a bible quotation with bread and I'll buy
Bread seller: Jesus said I am the bread of life

Pastor: let me buy N1000

Pastor: yam seller give me one quotation with yam and I'll buy

Yam seller: Jesus said, l yam that I yam.😄😄😄😄😄😄


By -

79 comments:

  1. ½man ½amazing2 July 2016 at 09:12

    "Let us shit" got me cracking

    ReplyDelete
  2. Unknown2 July 2016 at 09:21

    So funny.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Unknown2 July 2016 at 09:22

    The blood money got me laughing. May we all have reasons to laugh this month

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Unknown2 July 2016 at 12:09

      Amen!!!.......lets shit gat me rolling
      Blood money dude still gat conscience

      Delete
    2. Unknown2 July 2016 at 13:45

      I swear that 'blood money's cracked me up badly...Choi!!!

      Delete
    3. cutemum312 July 2016 at 14:15

      I yam that I yam...lol

      Delete
    4. Olaide Davies.2 July 2016 at 14:59

      Amen. We have started laughing, it shall not turn to sorrow in Jesus name amen.

      Delete
    5. Oil money2 July 2016 at 15:18

      Amen. E be like say my new name na blood money

      Delete
  4. Unknown2 July 2016 at 09:22

    "eh hen" lamo

    ReplyDelete
  5. Unknown2 July 2016 at 09:24

    Short but funny

    ReplyDelete
  6. Blaze2 July 2016 at 09:25

    LMAO @ "tym dey took d lite" soooo true!
    Soooo uhmmm i ave currently been posted to abj and it's my first tym here, guess it's funny but true..... aniwai I just rili do nid friends to hang out with n show me around. Do add me up on 7BF71605. Can't wait to ave fun with y'all. Yaaaaaaaay!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous2 July 2016 at 12:12

      Beware! Probably a ritualist at Anon 09:25

      Delete
  7. Blaze2 July 2016 at 09:25

    LMAO @ "tym dey took d lite" soooo true!
    Soooo uhmmm i ave currently been posted to abj and it's my first tym here, guess it's funny but true..... aniwai I just rili do nid friends to hang out with n show me around. Do add me up on 7BF71605. Can't wait to ave fun with y'all. Yaaaaaaaay!

    ReplyDelete
  8. star2 July 2016 at 09:30

    Nooooooooooorsu... hahahh..

    ReplyDelete
  9. Unknown2 July 2016 at 09:30

    I yam that I yam...been rotfl

    ReplyDelete
  10. Chidinma Grace2 July 2016 at 09:32

    Lol! Very funny

    ReplyDelete
  11. young FOREVER2 July 2016 at 09:32

    I yam that I yam.....lwtmb

    ReplyDelete
  12. Jeni_zee 2 July 2016 at 09:33

    Lmao 😄

    ReplyDelete
  13. Unknown2 July 2016 at 09:42

    Short and funny 😁 as usual.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Anonymous2 July 2016 at 09:45

    Lol.. blood money

    ReplyDelete
  15. One trillion2 July 2016 at 09:47

    End time Shit

    ReplyDelete
  16. ChyAdaJesus2 July 2016 at 09:47

    Small laugh 😊. Good morning guys.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Unknown2 July 2016 at 09:49

    I yam that I yam
    🙆😅😅😅

    ReplyDelete
  18. Unknown2 July 2016 at 09:58

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha

    ReplyDelete
  19. Anonymous2 July 2016 at 10:01

    Thanks Stella,I'm still laughing @oya let's shit!!!

    ReplyDelete
  20. Unknown2 July 2016 at 10:01

    Not funny😲😲😲😲😲

    ReplyDelete
  21. Anonymous2 July 2016 at 10:08

    1st to comment#edogurl

    ReplyDelete
  22. Lillysimple2 July 2016 at 10:11

    AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWwwww
    The last 2 got my ass rolling

    ReplyDelete
  23. Anonymous2 July 2016 at 10:13

    Buhahahahahhahahhahahahhahaaahahahahahha short but mighty...I laughed out loud...

    ReplyDelete
  24. Miss Ess2 July 2016 at 10:14

    LMAO......

    ReplyDelete
  25. Bee10(mummytwins)2 July 2016 at 10:14

    The light time is so true cos I do it all the time. Lmao

    ReplyDelete
  26. Jacinta mbachu 2 July 2016 at 10:19

    Lol @noosuu. Really enjoyed myself happy weekend SDKs

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous3 July 2016 at 00:01

      With someone's husband abi

      Delete
  27. Shantelle's Empire2 July 2016 at 10:20

    Hahahaha @ I yam that I yam.
    Stoopeeeet.......!

    Lol @ oya let us shit and you are the minister of power.

    So akpos 'tisha' sef dey gbagaun?shupe!.

    ReplyDelete
  28. myraclebee2 July 2016 at 10:28

    Thank you stella.
    The"let us shit" got to me.#lwkmd

    ReplyDelete
  29. Unknown2 July 2016 at 10:28

    Lmao

    ReplyDelete
  30. Zitel Coconut oil Onitsha 080817254412 July 2016 at 10:30

    Lols... Thanks babe. these are hilarious

    ReplyDelete
  31. CANADA BLOGBRITY 2 July 2016 at 10:32

    Lol @bed wetting. What Time did nepa take light?

    ReplyDelete
  32. Enakhe Theophilus2 July 2016 at 10:34

    Hahahahahahhajajajaja.... "let he shit"

    ReplyDelete
  33. original glow,maintenance,lightening,whitening and correcting cream from Switzerland.081203748072 July 2016 at 10:34

    Short but funny.

    ReplyDelete
  34. Eka Joy2 July 2016 at 10:36

    At least if u must make a meme, do so without gbagauning na. All these illiterate meme makers sef.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous2 July 2016 at 15:43

      Over sabi ITK.... U need honey in ur life not sugar busybody correcter lol

      Delete
  35. James2 July 2016 at 10:38

    LOL @ did you ask??? Babes are now courageous. No more playing around. They now want to possess their possessions

    ReplyDelete
  36. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 2 July 2016 at 10:46

    The first one got me rolling on the floor the pure little thing has a cute smile.

    ReplyDelete
  37. STARRY LARRY2 July 2016 at 10:48

    Yhaaaa, I love this




    *Larry was here*

    ReplyDelete
  38. Anonymous2 July 2016 at 10:52

    Lmao that piss and shit got me laughing like a moron in the office

    ReplyDelete
  39. Amanda favour2 July 2016 at 10:55

    Lmao 😁 @ I yam that I yam...
    Hehehe

    ReplyDelete
  40. Joycilicioux2 July 2016 at 10:56

    Saturday laffs so funny! I giggled all through. Well done Stellz!

    ReplyDelete
  41. Anonymous2 July 2016 at 10:58

    Stella, you just killed me with laughter! The first pix, cutie! The last joke, omg! Na real, I yam that I yam! hehehe!

    ReplyDelete
  42. bbb2 July 2016 at 11:02

    Abeg belle dey pain me from laff oooo....hahahahahahahahahahaha, Oya let us shit

    ReplyDelete
  43. Nonsology2 July 2016 at 11:05

    Haha Chi m oo, Nooorse lol

    ReplyDelete
  44. Nemerem2 July 2016 at 11:07

    Lol! @when you finally turn one in an African home.

    ReplyDelete
  45. Emperor Julius Caeser2 July 2016 at 11:10

    Is dis all?

    ReplyDelete
  46. Nedi Glamour 2 July 2016 at 11:11

    Lol, I yam that I yam.

    ReplyDelete
  47. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)2 July 2016 at 11:13

    I had good laugh
    hahahahaha.. the demon said let us shit

    ReplyDelete
  48. Ada bekee2 July 2016 at 11:19

    "What time did they take the light?" That is my usual phrase.

    ReplyDelete
  49. Sweet choco2 July 2016 at 11:20

    Lamoooo. Had a good laugh *Nigerians keep asking what time dey take d light.

    ReplyDelete
  50. Daisee....2 July 2016 at 11:22

    Lol.... U did North West my time jhoor 😂😂😂

    ReplyDelete
  51. Unknown2 July 2016 at 11:23

    Lolzzzzz@ I yam that i yam. So funny

    ReplyDelete
  52. Anonymous2 July 2016 at 11:43

    I no get work sha.. see me pronouncing the different ' ehens'

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Nwaeliza12 July 2016 at 13:30

      You know this. I was also making the face for each one.. lol

      I yam that I yam had me laughing out loud...

      Delete
    2. Everly Rockin'2 July 2016 at 14:07

      LMAO! I thought I was the only one.

      Delete
    3. Olaide Davies.2 July 2016 at 15:08

      I guess we all did.

      Delete
  53. Unknown2 July 2016 at 11:58

    Lol!!! Afi let us shit

    ReplyDelete
  54. Godchic2 July 2016 at 13:38

    Lool, I was pronouncing the different ehhens too

    ReplyDelete
  55. Olaide Davies.2 July 2016 at 14:22

    Lololol. I enjoyed everything Stella you are the best.

    ReplyDelete
  56. excited courtesy2 July 2016 at 14:38

    Kikikikikiki...... Am so laughing and rolling on d floor with I yam that I yam.

    ReplyDelete
  57. Unknown2 July 2016 at 15:02

    SL has never been funnier.. Sira get a grip, get a grip make your belle no burst

    ReplyDelete
  58. Elizabeth2 July 2016 at 15:08

    Lmao.

    ReplyDelete
  59. Blossom2 July 2016 at 15:10

    Lmao at blood money.

    Today's laughs are funny. Weldone ma.

    ReplyDelete
  60. Unknown2 July 2016 at 18:15

    Lol... Very funny

    ReplyDelete
  61. Anonymous2 July 2016 at 18:17

    Lmao

    ReplyDelete
  62. Anonymous2 July 2016 at 18:17

    Lmao

    ReplyDelete
  63. Unknown2 July 2016 at 18:17

    Lol... Very funny

    ReplyDelete
  64. kowmah2 July 2016 at 20:00

    Very funny, I yam that I yam got me.. Thumps up Stella

    ReplyDelete

Disclaimer: Comments And Opinions On Any Part Of This Website Are Opinions Of The Blog Commenters Or Anonymous Persons And They Do Not Represent The Opinion Of StellaDimokoKorkus.com

Pictures and culled stories posted on this site are given credit and if a story is yours but credited to the wrong source,Please contact Stelladimokokorkus.com and corrections will be made..

If you have a complaint or a story,Please Contact StellaDimokoKorkus.com Via

Sdimokokorkus@gmail.com
Mobile Phone +4915210724141

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)