Saturday In House Gist..

This is a stand alone gist and automatically wins the 5k,HOWEVER if anyone posts anything else that is funnier,the person will win.

Gist must not be funny but should be interesting and have a moral where it fails to make anyone laugh,otherwise we laugh at you and move on!..LOL

STAND ALONE GIST.

I don't  really know if this is funny enough to win IN HOUSE GIST but what you are about to read was so funny to me. 

I went home to visit my family after a really long time. My mum and I are exceptionally close so whenever im home we are always together.

On this faithful day, she was like "baby girl come lets goan buy something " I was like ok. We entered her car, now it was drizzling when we left the house and halfway to the shop it started raining heavily. We got to the shop and she was like I should goan buy it. I ran out and got to the front of the shop

ME: Hellur... Helllllluuuuurrr.... please is anybody here..... Helluurr. 

There was no response then I ran back and told my mum nobody was around that nobody answered. Then she said " shuu, you didn't call them na" I was na like how I wan take call them pass, then she said "you are not serious at all". She just opened the door and ran to the front of the shop. This was what I heard next 

MUM: Kppor Kpoor Kppoor.... na who dey oo... kpoor kpoor ooo ( this one ehn she was shaking the protector as if she wanted to pull it) started using the padlock to hit the protector still shouting her kpoor kpoor kpoor. 

Me now I was already thinking "shuuu‎, which kind of matter is this one na, somebody is not at around you are shouting and doing kpoor kpoor kporr there. 

Now, the next thing I heard her say was "NA WE O". Someone was actually in the shop but because it was raining, the person could not hear my helluur.

 My mum obviously knew that, was why she said I didn't call them. I was just laughing at myself. 

She bought her stuffs, got back into the car, eyed the hell outta me and we left the place. I laughed at myself so much and just said a naija mother is a naija mother mehn. All my forming posh/ phonetics helluurr didn't get us the stuffs we needed. 

What I learnt from it sha was that I shouldn't let go of humble beginnings, that was all that played in my head when I got back home and I related it to every aspect of my life. ‎ Its not every time in life that being posh will help me, sometimes I might have to play with mud/ go really low to achieve something great.