Omugwo Chronicles -32

Huh?

Stellz of Life, I hail you! .......

 Here goes my story:

When I was in the hospital my mum came before I delivered my son, so she stayed with us from the hospital to the house.(Spent over 1 month)

She was so sweet and nice, she would cook and clean despite her health, all my job was to breastfeed and gist. She was so excited about her grandchild, she called the whole village informing them of her new status as a grandma.

Despite the fact that doctors warned not to sit on water, she still made me sit on hot water, she tied the stomach and did hot water pressing. she kept on saying it will tighten the Vjayjay and avoid farting from the front. I drank pepper soup die, chicken and fish pepper soup hear wehnnn.

 Of course we dey quarell small over sitting on hot water ish cos I said doc said no, she will say tighten this thing so oga can enjoy it later. I'm enjoying it now cos when I hear ppl talking abt farting from the vjay and all, it sounds strange. She had to leave after a month plus cos of work, we were both crying but I learnt a lot from her.

MIL came later on, we were still getting to know each other so there were lots of conflict on so many minor issues. Like what I wear, what I eat and the kind of clothes I chose for my son to wear. Hmmm I just endured cos I know we were getting to know each other well. When I go out she would ask the maid if I drank coke cos the baby is having gas, choii.

I was so bitter about her expectations from me, and I never told hubby about all the drama going on until when the atmosphere obviously changed, so he was so upset.

She left after some time, her omugwo wasn't the best but I was grateful for her coming. At least cos I had experienced my mom's, so I expected it to be the same. She bathes the baby and checks on us at night, she did her best after all.

Fast forward to today, we are the best of friends, we understand each other better and know each others boundaries, we don't have issues again.  Time and patience made us know each other well.

Thanks Stellz!

*Does sitting on hot water not cos the tohtoh to slack?.....I think some women have different elasticity level and hot water makes no different...hot water slackens and kills the skin but cold water helps make it tight.

I might be wrong though.

A TOHTOH FARTS? ......For real?wow!!!