Huh?
Stellz of Life, I hail you! .......
Here goes my story:
When I was in the hospital my mum came before I delivered my son, so she stayed with us from the hospital to the house.(Spent over 1 month)
She was so sweet and nice, she would cook and clean despite her health, all my job was to breastfeed and gist. She was so excited about her grandchild, she called the whole village informing them of her new status as a grandma.
Despite the fact that doctors warned not to sit on water, she still made me sit on hot water, she tied the stomach and did hot water pressing. she kept on saying it will tighten the Vjayjay and avoid farting from the front. I drank pepper soup die, chicken and fish pepper soup hear wehnnn.
Of course we dey quarell small over sitting on hot water ish cos I said doc said no, she will say tighten this thing so oga can enjoy it later. I'm enjoying it now cos when I hear ppl talking abt farting from the vjay and all, it sounds strange. She had to leave after a month plus cos of work, we were both crying but I learnt a lot from her.
MIL came later on, we were still getting to know each other so there were lots of conflict on so many minor issues. Like what I wear, what I eat and the kind of clothes I chose for my son to wear. Hmmm I just endured cos I know we were getting to know each other well. When I go out she would ask the maid if I drank coke cos the baby is having gas, choii.
I was so bitter about her expectations from me, and I never told hubby about all the drama going on until when the atmosphere obviously changed, so he was so upset.
She left after some time, her omugwo wasn't the best but I was grateful for her coming. At least cos I had experienced my mom's, so I expected it to be the same. She bathes the baby and checks on us at night, she did her best after all.
Fast forward to today, we are the best of friends, we understand each other better and know each others boundaries, we don't have issues again. Time and patience made us know each other well.
Thanks Stellz!
*Does sitting on hot water not cos the tohtoh to slack?.....I think some women have different elasticity level and hot water makes no different...hot water slackens and kills the skin but cold water helps make it tight.
I might be wrong though.
A TOHTOH FARTS? ......For real?wow!!!
Haba stella,
ReplyDeleteHow won't you know toto farts? It has one english name like that sef, somebody help me tell stella.
Nice
DeleteSitz bath.
DeleteIt's called queefs or vart
DeleteQueef
DeleteIt's queefing
DeleteQueefs
DeleteQueef. That's rather term for when vaginas let out air. It's quite normal and has nothing to do with childbirth or sitting in hot water. In fact your vagina will go back to normal in 6 months or so after childbirth, whether you sit in hot water like boiling chicken or steam your vagina like moin moin. As for tying your stomach, nothing will get you back into shape faster than being in shape before your pregnancy and exercising and watching what you eat during and after your pregnancy. Depending on how fit you were before your snap back can be like a Hollywood starlets. Look at Tehama Taylor her body looks like a teenagers and her baby is not even a year old.
DeleteSbeg farting from the front or queefing is not normal oo.. check with ur Dr.. n no stella hot water no de make Toto slack oo it tightens it.. ok not very hot water just warm water does the trick
DeleteGood to know
ReplyDeleteLmao @Vjay farts!!! Nice story btw!
ReplyDeleteExactly wat my mum and her aunties told me wen I had my 1st "if u dnt seat on hot water and on small "joko"with ur leg well closed,ur vigina would mk sounds wen u walk" hot water with detol and a pinch of salt do does d magic
ReplyDeleteChaii see my oyibo do does d magic lmao
DeleteCandidate for Saturday laughs
*Does d magic
@Ehis,try Carmel disinfectant..more expensive,more effective tho people rarely sell it.Best for episiotomy!!
DeletePls where can one buy it
DeleteI see images in the dark! Conjuring 2 haff enter my head, who send me biko 😢😣 my advice don't watch dat movie alone!
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )
I just downloaded it... I don't think I'll be that scared cos I've seen a lot of documentary on exorcism... But is it that bad? I'm already getting scared.
DeleteIt's creepy!
DeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )
I see images in the dark! Conjuring 2 haff enter my head, who send me biko 😢😣 my advice don't watch dat movie alone!
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )
I got plans to watch it oh!! Heard it's very creepy
DeleteI have plans of watching it tomorrow. Well I will still watch and look for a comedy and dilute the nightmare.
DeleteOk o! But remember after day come Night 😈😆.... and yes its creepy!
DeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )
I heard people get possessed by evil spirit when they watch that movie.
DeleteOk naa.
ReplyDeleteYet to experience omugowo but I knew my mum did justice to my brother's wife cos she is a nurse.
Chai! She go over pamper me wen I give birth as baby of the house.
Not boiling water but mild one with salt. No Stella it doesn't slack d veejay but it makes the tear heal quickly without any infection.
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Oh God. Wonderful stories.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteStellz yes tohtoh farts! And it's a turn for me choi!....no wonder dey liken tohtoh to igbin (snail) cuz If u use hot water to wash snail it folds like wallet 😂😁omg! I don laff fall inside hot tea 😬
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )
😒😒
DeleteWhatappun? ?😒😚
DeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )
Nice
ReplyDeleteWe can't have it all.
nay, it does'nt slack it ma.
ReplyDeletenay, it doesn't.
ReplyDeleteUr tohtoh never fart after sex? Lol.. I heard hot water helps tho. I never born so not sure
ReplyDeleteMy tohtoh fart after sex n i always wonder y.
DeleteWhich one be toto fart again?
ReplyDeleteStella you are wrong here. Sit up after child birth tightens tohtoh and also avoid constant farts.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha...Stella nor go kill me ohh
ReplyDeleteLmao ...toto farts! Wetin I no go hear 4 sdkblog
ReplyDeleteStella hot water is not wrong, especially if u had 'episiotomy' during birth. I hope i got the spelling right, that is when they cut your Vjay during birth.
ReplyDeleteYou'll need to be sitting on hot water everyday, to help heal the wound and tighten the Vjay. And to also avoid farting through the Vjay
Lol. I was taught in the hospital that having a sitz bath helps to heal the tear while my inlaws said it is not just a sitz bath but with very hot water. They claimed it not only heal the tear but tightens the vagina and prevents flatulence. The thing no be beans ooo!Awhhhhh!
ReplyDeleteIts called vaginal flatulence. Not tohtoh fart
ReplyDeleteIt's called queefing. I dislike the word 'tohtoh'..it sounds so raw! I prefer vjayjay or even pussy sef..last last if you say vagina no one will convulse.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how someone in this time will think it's hot water that made her Vjah tight?...madam,hot water only helps push the thick bloods out,not to tighten ur Vjah,...After birth,i did neither hot water pressing or sittings,.I only drank hot water,though I was stitched wella,i started gbenching after 3wks of birth and hubby asked me how the baby was able to pass my Vjah and his manhood can't,..i smiled, (cos deep down I was scared of losing my tightness)we later went back to our KYJ...So people should quit that mentality.
ReplyDeleteIn trying to educate you sounded less educated on the topic. Wow
DeleteGood for you!!!
ReplyDeleteStella, u r asking as if u've not made a post about toh toh fart b4. Check wella
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Mehn, i no easy to be woman shah....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Hmmmmm mi can't wait to get married Nd start making babies
ReplyDeleteI cant wait for this Omugwo o,looking forward to it,abeg who will teach me how to make that hoyt pepper soup for new mothers
ReplyDeleteI did omugwo for my elder sister twice.
DeleteThere's no particular method of making the pepper soup,just add uda,uziza and enough pepper to either meat, Azu ndu or dried fish.
You can uziza leaf and the fresh leaf. Add other ingredients to taste too.
Dasall.
#People can say anything about you, but only you know the truth*
ReplyDeleteThis sitz bath of a thing is no more allowed
ReplyDeleteI gave birth last year September n was taught in d hospital that we should not do any sitz after delivery that d thread used now for d vjay melts with time n ur tear will heal easily.. so after delivery I dd no sitz n my vjay is tight as ever.
The singles are learning..lol
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