London Tatafo Season 27

Tatafo dey hail oh..Una happy Sunday!

Things are happening oh.. where do I even begin this gist sef.... ok let me start from the beginning as usual. 

The gist take style long with different angles to it, but if you like amebo like me, you go patient small make Tatafo yan una...

Here goes the story of a popular lady in London. If you say she's notorious, you'd be right. If you say she operates with some kind of astronomical powers to manipulate her men, you'd be super correct again. This woman can literally get away with "murder" and nothing go happen. 

Oya follow me...  

People say she be woman wey you no go wan jam for road when you dey waka.... she's a married woman with 3 kids. She's known to be extremely superficial. From her clawylike  artificial nails, which is her identity, to her labalaba false lashes that she can barely see through. Her skin colour will surely confuse you, but whichever colour you decide to classify her to be would seem appropriate. 

She has teenage kids, but her last child who's barely 4years of age has a lot of controversy hovering around the poor child. Her story was viral at some point when she was publicly dating a known Fuji musician whilst still married to her hubby. 

This lady paraded her musician lover so much that she even travelled to Nigeria from London to be with him. She would follow her musician lover to all his concerts and they even played their love in the full glare of the public. She no come send her husband wey sit down dey babysit their kids for London. Na so she turn emergency celeb. 

Hian.... *swallows spit and continues**

Did her husband hear about her waka with the known musician? Oh Yeah....

 Tatafo gathered that he was told and even shown evidences of his wife's frolicking upandan. But who born monkey? Na so the man begin look no talk anything. Dem say her "willi willi" dey at work.

Na wetin people talk be that o...

Amebo people revealed how this lady, whose first name sounds like "praise" or "grateful".. when transcribed to English from her local dialect, was visiting different "Dibias" with her fuji lover whilst in Nigeria. Nobody can tell what they went for. But the thing come enter this woman body sotey, she left her husband' house thinking that this musician, whose name also sounds like the "moon" wen lost during Ramadan, will marry her as his wife. But unfortunately for her, the artist got tired and he eventually dumped her. 

The tory continues.. 

After the dumping, people expected this controversial London babe to return home to her hubby and kids, at least. But for where.... na so she take hook another lagos waka boy. This lagos boy is known to date plenty nollywood actresses and he boasts about them. 

Shey una remember this debut... ?

"I gave her my range rover to be driving harrand to locashun. Shez a good porzon. Bet I never beated her.. we ha all ooman bins"..??  No be Falz oh Ehnehn..... 

This lagos boy took over from where the musician stopped with this lady. They also made their affair public and her poor husband in London was hit by this embarrassing news yet again.. but na siddon look the man maintain. He continued to take care of their kids quietly while people pitied him and called him mumu. 

Then the twist to the story...

 This lady became pregnant, but soon after she returned to her hubby. 

Surprisingly, he welcomed her back home with open arms. Chai!! She gave birth to her last child in her hubby's house in London. Na so kasala take start oh. Lagos boy friend begin para, he talk say na him get the pikin, while this lady maintained that the child was her hubby's. Hian!! 

Na so people come shock when her hubby, whom everyone knew she abandoned to be with all sorts of men, even to the extent that she displayed it publicly, decided to also lay claim to this child as well. So much that he even threw a lavish party to celebrate the baby boy's arrival in London. While the lagos boy friend also held a lavish baby party in Nigeria for the same child. 

Na so the pikin take get 2 papas. ‎Lucky child. 

Hmmm..... one man's food is another man's poison. 

Tatafo wetin be ya own na? 

It didn't end there. the tussle for who the father of this child is continued. As it's been said that the boy looks exactly like her range rover BF. But to the amazement of London olofofos, rather than be ashamed or upset, this lady's husband continued to shower her with so much love and gifts. He bought her different expensive cars, one of which is the Range rover she's always seen cruising around town. 

Na so the man do Ntoiii for London people face.... so people wondered why she was dating all these men when her husband was taking good care of her.

If you ask me, na who I go ask? 

Whilst the argument of who fathered the child continued, another major incident happened in London during a birthday party celebration that was attended by the 'who be who' for town. This serial lover woman was said to have attended this party with a scissors tucked in her head, ready for a fight. 

Amebos narrated that she went to the party with a scissors in her hair because there was a certain woman at the party that was ready to fight her because she was caught dating her husband too. *deep sigh** 

In fact, Tatafo gathered that this woman's husband got the notorious lady an apartment in London and his wife got to know. So they saw each other at this event, and na so fight take start. Lady "praise' " husband was informed of this development of another adultery by his wife, but he couldn't do anything. But that one no be news again.

Then she fought another woman in London whose husband she also dated, the husband's nickname sounds like "rascal", whilst his first name means "joy".  But tatafo heard that the man's wife eventually left him because of his wayward life. Especially because he ended up behind bars for a crime he allegedly committed.

Tatafo cannot begin to narrate the different drama of husband snatching incidents that involved this lady and the different street fights that she engaged their wives. Plenty tory full ground.

...  But the latest is that another man has been fingered to be the father of this her controversial son again. And the new man is also a fuji musician, whose name sounds like our very own "Pepper Ose oku" in their language. Now making it 3 men that have openly claimed to be the father of just one boy.

Make dem pity this small pikin na. Why dem no go do DNA sef?  Which kind wahala be this?

Since the last man was alleged to be the father of this child, little or nothing has been heard of this controversial lady.. So London people begin wonder wetin dey happen. Or whether she dey re strategize with her pepper water bottle wen she dey always carry around town, to dey spray any woman who dares to confront her for dating their men. 

Yes, she's known to carry a mixture of very hot pepper in a dark bottle around, sometimes with her scissors. And she pours the pepper on ladies when she engages them in her usual street fight. 

So BEWARE. Tatafo don warn una. 

If una see her, please tell her say Tatafo wan be her friend. 

**side eyes*

Abeg e don do Before she sprays me her pepper.. 

Tatafo is out

Catchya ‎

*Na me go spray you the pepper soon if you nor settle that money you suppose gimme..Onigbese.lol