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Tuesday, July 05, 2016

Just For Laughs Oh!!!




OMG,Moon spotted!




The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose
We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC
Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency
We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers
We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC
We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.

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53 comments:

  1. Goddesss of Dawn5 July 2016 at 16:32

    Hahahahaha

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    1. Goddesss of Dawn5 July 2016 at 22:14

      Yeaaaaa! Am 1st
      Dancing skelewu!!!!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
      All hail the goddesses!!!!!!

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  2. Unknown5 July 2016 at 16:33

    Peoples

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  3. MonkeynofineTAFIAmama �� �� 5 July 2016 at 16:39

    Is something wrong with me? I ask cos I didn't find dis funny!

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    1. Bianca Bruno5 July 2016 at 17:24

      D niger delta avengers own was funny to me

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    2. DON™5 July 2016 at 17:36

      Something must be terribly wrong with you I think. Get well okay.

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    3. Zeddicus 5 July 2016 at 18:13

      That's symptoms of poverty

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    4. MonkeynofineTAFIAmama �� �� 5 July 2016 at 19:04

      He he he he he symptoms of poverty u say? How I wish u know me. Shaking my head.

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    5. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 22:54

      U wired not to find this funny pls relocate to another planet earth is not for ppl like u

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    6. Anonymous6 July 2016 at 06:37

      Nothing is wrong with u. U just do not get the gimmick.

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    7. Anonymous6 July 2016 at 08:06

      Unfortunately we don't know you and we don't care to know you

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  4. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 16:39

    Public holiday on Thursday?
    Stella please verify!!!

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  5. Nemerem5 July 2016 at 16:43

    Hahaha! Epic.
    "We don't want to sight the moon- Biafra" got me. Naija we hail thee.

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  6. Blossom5 July 2016 at 16:43

    Lmao. So funny.

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  7. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 16:44

    So Tuscany is an ebira boy? Omo I don stop crushing with immediate effect

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    1. RICHBEE5 July 2016 at 20:32

      Another person don replace you sharp sharp.. His crush are too much.

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  8. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 16:45

    Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah oh my lemme breath!bwahahahahahhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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  9. JOYOUS5 July 2016 at 16:48

    LOLS.................SO FUNNY

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  10. Iphie dearie5 July 2016 at 16:48

    LMAO@the moon has been sighted tomorrow-Lai Mohammed.

    We will buy another moon-APC.
    Hehehehehehehe!
    Crazy compilation. Some Nigerians are cray.

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  11. Brown Sucre5 July 2016 at 16:52

    Saturday and Sunday laughs came in early.
    Imagine me lmao and tears dropping

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  12. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 16:52

    Ewoooooo,Stella, this is very funny. Infact we no wan sight the moon. No be by force to sight moon.

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  13. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 5 July 2016 at 16:52

    Hahahahahahah saw it in the comment section. I laugh no be small.

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  14. Unknown5 July 2016 at 16:53

    Lmao...hahahahahhahahahhahahahahah, Nigerians ehhh

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  15. Tessbaby5 July 2016 at 16:53

    Hahahahahahaha Patrick my man.

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  16. Big man5 July 2016 at 16:55

    Oh my! This just made my day. Nigerians are extremely funny and can make funny joke with everything.

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  17. Pipi Lee5 July 2016 at 16:57

    Gaza Gyal's own was more comprehensive. Oga Lai ooooo...lmao
    APC,IPOB, them EFCc that has evidence...lmao


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  18. PURITY GOODNEWS5 July 2016 at 17:02

    So if this moon still didn't come out in one week time, we will all still be at home enjoying ourselves.hahaha, God pls hold the moon till next year hahaahhahahh. Enjoyment gaalour

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  19. nzubeizuu5 July 2016 at 17:09

    heheehehe

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  20. Ada Nwanbueze5 July 2016 at 17:20

    Lwkmooooo this is sOoooooo funny I swear. who ever did this is a clown.

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  21. better pikin5 July 2016 at 17:26

    Maaaahhnnn this is hilarious..

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  22. DON™5 July 2016 at 17:34

    Whoever wrote this is crazy... Lol

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  23. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.5 July 2016 at 17:36

    Lmao @ more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo.

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  24. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 17:38

    Lai Mohamed's cracked me up big time. So typical of him.
    "The moon has been sighted tomorrow".
    😂😂😂😂😂😂



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  25. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 17:38

    Hahahahahaha.

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  26. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 17:42

    Lol ... Na Patrick Obahiagbon own I see

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  27. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 18:00

    This one is incomplete. Your own too dey there.

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  28. perfect God5 July 2016 at 18:18

    Funny sha

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  29. Miss Ess5 July 2016 at 18:36

    Hahahahahaha Lai Mohammed's sighting of the moon tomorrow got me rotfl

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  30. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 5 July 2016 at 18:50

    Stella I saw yours and it was indeed funny.

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  31. Unknown5 July 2016 at 19:03

    Sooooo funny! I like.

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  32. excited courtesy5 July 2016 at 19:32

    Soon sighting gone wrong.

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  33. kowmah5 July 2016 at 19:35

    Funny, hurray its true check vanguard paper, public holiday now on till Thursday, let's hope they site the moon soonest...

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  34. AdeEsther5 July 2016 at 20:06

    I love my country

    Everything is for fun

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  35. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 20:18

    The past administration headed by the former President Goodluck Jonathan is the reason behind the non sighting of the moon
    The moon has been looted by the PDP
    The story goes on & on
    But why should the whole country be at a stand still bc the month of Ramadan has refused to end?

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  36. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 20:23

    *in One Trillion's voice* End time moon

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  37. Anonymous5 July 2016 at 20:39

    Inconclusive elections!Shameful.Fantastically corrupt nation!

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  38. Auditor/Accountant5 July 2016 at 20:52

    So so funnyyyyyyyy

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  39. Unknown5 July 2016 at 22:02

    Lmao...I just love Nigerians and their sense of humour

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  40. Ochanya5 July 2016 at 22:54

    We know where the moon is but we can't say it...

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  41. One trillion6 July 2016 at 07:42

    End time moon

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  42. Unknown6 July 2016 at 13:46

    Nma Stella of life.. Luvaluv 🌹

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  43. Olaide Davies.6 July 2016 at 21:24

    Lol I hail my naija people.

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