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Monday, July 25, 2016

Hilarious

Hehehehehehe...




A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a parrot.
The owner: "we have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself"

"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself",replied the lady.
The owner brought out her choice and told her to quiz the parrot.

Lady: how do I look?

Parrot: like a prostitute

Lady:I won't buy it, this parrot is rude!

The owner: please lady just give me a moment.....(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water and warned the parrot, "if you are rude to that lady one more time I will drown you in this bucket".... 


when the man came back to the counter he told the lady " now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure you that he will be polite.

CONVERSATION

LADY: if I come home @night with a man, what will you call this man?
PARROT: Your husband!
LADY: Good, what if I come home with two men?
PARROT: Your husband and your inlaw.
LADY: Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3 men?
PARROT: Your husband, your inlaw and your brother!
LADY: Goooooood!!! What if I come home with 4 men?

PARROT: (looked back at the owner and said).... please go and drown me, I said it earlier that this woman is a prostitute!!!




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62 comments:

  1. STARRY LARRY25 July 2016 at 12:30

    Lol




    *Larry was here*

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  2. Miss Ess25 July 2016 at 12:31

    Hahahahaha stupid parrot

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  3. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)25 July 2016 at 12:31

    Hahahahahahahaha...

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  4. Unknown25 July 2016 at 12:32

    Hahahahaha, the parrot nor they for partial judgement

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  5. Miss Ess25 July 2016 at 12:33

    Hahahahaha stupid parrot

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  6. Eezi25 July 2016 at 12:34

    Very funny

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  7. Bee10(mummytwins)25 July 2016 at 12:35

    Hilarious parrot

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    1. 100% pure Organic skin care Products for all skin types. whatsapp 08060845360 BBM 2B97FEAA25 July 2016 at 13:33

      Vry Hilarious,what she asked the parrot gave her a good reply.

      Goat milk,kamana,half cast oil,crude kenacol and more.

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  8. Eva's Shawarma & Gril, Lagos. 0805819854525 July 2016 at 12:35

    LMAO

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  9. Unknown25 July 2016 at 12:35

    Lwkmd!

    Bwahahahaha!

    Rather die than tell one more lie.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. Sweetheart25 July 2016 at 17:47

      Hahahahaha...i actually laughed out loud!

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  10. Eva's Shawarma & Gril, Lagos. 0805819854525 July 2016 at 12:35

    The rate at which I'm LMAO these days ehnnnn

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    1. Unknown25 July 2016 at 12:49

      😅😅😅😂 i love this parrot abeg

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    2. Olaide Davies.25 July 2016 at 15:07

      Lol, I love this parrot, I love Stella, I love this blog in fact I love everything about today.

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  11. Mz Billy25 July 2016 at 12:36

    Hehehehehe so funny.

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  12. Queen of Queens aka Boo's Barny25 July 2016 at 12:40

    Lol

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  13. lovely wears25 July 2016 at 12:40

    LMFAO

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  14. The General's Wife25 July 2016 at 12:41

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  15. Henry 45325 July 2016 at 12:48

    This is so hilarious!

    I will just buy the parrot and put it at estate gate to give me daily and weekly report of what goes in and out

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  16. Anonymous25 July 2016 at 12:50

    Hahahaha

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  17. Unknown25 July 2016 at 12:50

    lmao

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  18. Esp25 July 2016 at 12:51

    Lol😁😆 like this parrot

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  19. Roseflower25 July 2016 at 12:54

    Hahahahaha see me laughing out loud in public like a fool all thanks to SDK blog.Stella mind yourself oh.
    Gosh what a lousy parrot.

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  20. Unknown25 July 2016 at 12:56

    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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  21. Mrs. Romas25 July 2016 at 13:03

    Honest Parrot. Was probably tired of the lies.

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  22. Unknown25 July 2016 at 13:20

    Very funny really...
    Permission to share!

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  23. Ice Queen25 July 2016 at 13:21

    Lolz

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  24. Anonymous25 July 2016 at 13:21

    lol. very funny,

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  25. Cynthia Iyede25 July 2016 at 13:31

    Hahahaha werey parrot....

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  26. Esther Okoro25 July 2016 at 13:36

    Funny.

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  27. Page25 July 2016 at 13:38

    I will go with the parrot, this woman na real prostitute. lmao

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  28. excited courtesy25 July 2016 at 13:42

    kikikikikiki.............. so funny.

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  29. beautiful insight25 July 2016 at 13:52

    Parrot aye hahaha ha. ...

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  30. Unknown25 July 2016 at 14:01

    I love dis....very funny

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  31. World People25 July 2016 at 14:05

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  32. James25 July 2016 at 14:06

    ROTFL

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  33. St.FranKooL....25 July 2016 at 14:07

    This parrot reminds me of Fayose.....the voice of the masses.

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  34. PayUrsula25 July 2016 at 14:14

    The parrot knows its only a prostitue that can collect from 4 different men in a night.

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  35. PayUrsula25 July 2016 at 14:14

    The parrot knows its only a prostitue that can collect from 4 different men in a night.

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  36. Jasmine25 July 2016 at 14:15

    Hahahahahaha, very rude parrot

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  37. Uriel (Freshdew)25 July 2016 at 14:26

    Naughty parrot

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  38. Unknown25 July 2016 at 14:36

    Very funny.

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  39. Anonymous25 July 2016 at 15:06

    Hahahahaha, abeg he reach to die

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  40. Olaide Davies.25 July 2016 at 15:09

    Lol, I love this blog.Stella is the best.

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  41. CharisMAtic DIVA25 July 2016 at 15:40

    Lmao
    Parrot vs HarRot 😁

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  42. Adanne25 July 2016 at 15:52

    Hahahhahahaahahhahahah

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  43. Anonymous25 July 2016 at 16:00

    Hahahahahaha

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  44. Yori Yori Princess25 July 2016 at 16:00

    HAHAHA Parrot Ke?

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  45. Blossom25 July 2016 at 16:31

    Lmao. So very funny!

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  46. Serenity25 July 2016 at 16:34

    I love this parrot.

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  47. brown25 July 2016 at 16:35

    Lol

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  48. Moncoeur's behbeh25 July 2016 at 18:32

    With parrots like this who needs cctv and friendly enemies.

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  49. Unknown25 July 2016 at 19:56

    Lmao....... Omg

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  50. Iyawodoctor25 July 2016 at 20:22

    Can't stop laughing. Parrot of life.

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  51. Iyawodoctor25 July 2016 at 20:22

    Can't stop laughing. Parrot of life.

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  52. Unknown25 July 2016 at 21:46

    Indeed very hilarious. Thanks Stells

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  53. Nwannewi26 July 2016 at 09:21

    Hahahhahhahahaahhahahhahahahahahaaahahhah, nice one

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  54. Nwannewi26 July 2016 at 09:27

    Hahaahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahhaaaa, nice one

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