Wednesday In House News...

Wednesday things!...'pheeeew!

Ehen,have you put a smile on someone's face today?Or have you been under Anon mode in the blogsphere bullying and cussing out?Repent!..lol

GREETINGS FROM MY FAVE TEE BEAR

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BETWEEN BV AND HUSBAND

Don't know where you would place this,just a funny piece that happened between me and my hubby.

 So yesterday he kept singing a nursery rhyme in a version I didn't like :

Sweet porridge hot,sweet porridge cold

Sweet porridge in the pot 9 days old

Some like it hot,some like it cold

Some like it in the pot 9 days old

Anyway,the version I knew was :

Beans porridge hot, beans porridge cold

Beans porridge in the pot 3 days old

Some like it hot,some like it cold

Some like it in the pot 3 days old

Na so oga begin say I go akara public school o,that's why in or know am. I argued I was right

 but he kept taunting me. So we called his sister, her version was same with his,we called my 

brother, his version was same with mine, my bro wife nor even know the poem sef, lol.

Long story short,we googled the song and guess what??? Its actually on Wikipedia as

Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold,

Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old;

Some like it hot, some like it cold,

Some like it in the pot, nine days old.

I bet a lot of bv's didn't know this too, Hahaha. ....

BV Tottie

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2 BEDROOM'S FLAT WANTED URGENTLY

Please i am in urgent need of a 2 bedroom's flat around any of the following locations within Agege; Dopemu,  Cement, Akowonjo, Orile Agege.

The flat must have the following: fully tiled, running water, spacious, gated compound. Good kitchen and bathroom (at least 2) space are highly desired. 

My church is around this area, so i can't move farther than these. My total budget is N350,000 for everything. I would love if i can get direct lease from the Landlord/owner.

Thank you. 

I can be reached on my telephone line 08111591118. 

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Relocation sales 

An businessman is currently relocating and he would like to sell off his properties at giveaway prices and sublet his big store in a well secured shopping complex ( in a major road with its toilet and parking space facing the road) at ikeja lagos viz:

8 months rent balance from July 2016 to Feb 2017 = N330,000

8 Wooden shelves + 1 showglass + 2 office tables + 5 office chairs =N350,000

1 (1.5HP)  LG split ac + 1 table fridge + 1 wallfan + 2 fluorescent tubes = N100,000

1 thermal receipt printer + 1 complete hp desktop computer = N70,000

1 (2kva) inverter + 2 (100amps) deep wave inverter batteries + 1 (200amps) inverter battery = N100,000

Total N950,000 plus lots of goodwill from old customers

All properties are in good condition and slightly negotiable

The vacant office goes along with the listed properties above

Location is good for tech shop, online biz, supermarket, spa or saloon or any other office business as it's on a commercial and busy road in the heart of ikeja lagos

Call the manager on 07030222035 

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Plea for patronage
Original Makeup products for sale
L.a Color  eyeshadow palette #1500
Classic pressed powder(2way) #1200
Classic eyepencil with brush head #500
Classic lipstain #600
Classic lipstick #700
Miss beauty smoothing face wipes #500
Beauty blender #500

50% discount Makeover + Free Skin care consultation for June-Sept SDk brides in the Southwest.
Contact for more products on sale and more details on service.
Bb pin 76a73196.Whatsapp 08161267715
Honey shade beyond beauty lipstain for giveaway for the1st 3 Bvs to contact...

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TAILORS AND JOINERS NEEDED FOR IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT

Tailors who are willing to work with fashion designers on our network and are resident in Lagos are needed.

Male tailors that specializes in both male and female wears are urgently needed. Other tailors can also send their details.

Also, We are looking to train individuals who have no knowledge about sewing but are willing to become machinist.

Critera:

i. Must be within the age bracket of 18 to 30

ii. Resident in Surulere, Mushin, Oshodi, Ikeja, and environs,

All you need to do is send your Name, Location and phone Number by SMS 'only' 08031142796  and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

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CAKE BAKER NEEDED

I need a cake maker located in Ilaro, Ogun State to make and deliver a cake to someone in that axis. Please contact me via iyunade2016@gmail.com so we can discuss payment and other things.

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FASHION DESIGNER/TAILOR NEEDED

We are urgently in need of fashion designers/tailors that are creative, time concious, pay attention to details and can work with little or no supervision. 

Location- Apo, Abuja (shoprite axis)

Contact on watsapp only- 07039005067.

Those outside Abuja can also contact us.

Many thanks Stella

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MATERNITY CLOTHES FOR SALE/GIVEAWAY

Being pregnant is not an excuse to loose your fashion sense or look shabby,rock that bump stylishly!!! Trendy maternity clothes in stock for sale. Office dresses,tops,pants,jeans, bum shorts, skirts,nursing bras and nursing covers all available at a very affordable price. Sitz bath bowl also in stock!

Jeans and chinos for as low as N3,000

Call 07054373820, or check our facebook page www.facebook.com/bbmaternitystore.

Motherhood is such a joy! Look sexy,feel beautiful!

Free Nursing Cover for a BV in Port Harcourt.

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APPRECIATION FROM MONDAY CHRONICLE POSTER

I took my time to read through the comments and am glad I did, I have learnt my lesson,  Stella my God will bless you, I appreciate your advice and that of these persons  Doppelganger(your advice was motherly) ,  Thelma's cake world(God bless you),  Stella maris baby, Uriel, Chikito the professional runs girl, Temidayo, Malumi, White Diamond, Brow sucre, Sdk drama queen, Lord charle(I really love you comment), Martins Aboy, Oscar Mosses, Baby oku, Ronalda( Mr Ronalda, if you are not a father yet, you will a good dad to you daughter. 

May God continue to strengthen you to be a motivator to many around you) Dre(thanks) The general house wife(I appreciate), Tray mama(you are right Mr A is a psychologist so he most have studied me) Anonymous 17:43(thanks) Anonymous 05:25(thanks also, but to correct you and others that called me ugly with acne, dirty nails, hair and all that am sorry but you judge me wrong,one thing I want you guys know, is that, even without makeup am a beauty to behold.

 Wait did I forget to tell you that am a makeup artist and a stylist a professional at that. S. o when it comes to how to apply makeup, make good hair do, quality wig or Brazilian hair and make attractive nails I know all). 

To all those that sent there comments and I didn't mention you names thanks also, you were all right about my esteem ish, I think little of myself and it's all boils down to my upbringing, being an alone daughter not allow to make friends anyhow, always indoor and all that. Now I know the effects. I will take your advice and work on it. 

My thanks also goes to dose that tongue lashed me,  you guys should b careful the way you judge others,  because you are not perfect yourself. 

Stella God bless you once more  for creating this platform for people like me to be what advised.

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VACANCY FOR OFFICE CLEANER

"A company situated at Ikeja, Lagos requires the service of a young & energetic individual, preferably living in Ikeja, Ogba or environs for the position of an Office Cleaner.

If interested, come to our office at:

2nd floor, 83 Adeniyi Jones, Ikeja.

08167935151"

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APPRECIATION AND PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Good day Aunty Stella and the beautiful people of SDK blogsphere, I would like to appreciate you Mrs Kokurs for this wonderful platform, I posted an ad sometime ago for the position of a masseuse/masseur for my boss and some amazing people applied, she interviewed and pick one lady suitable for what she wants.

Thank you so much.

I'm also seeking patronage for these sun glasses I have in stock. They are beautiful, affordable and classy. Each comes with a cloth napkin and cloth bag.Make una epp me buy o Biko. Epp a sister 😊

Location is Lagos, they are available for immediate pick up and delivery. Delivery is not free. Interested buyers should please call/whatsapp 09024861563

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TAILOR NEEDED

Please am in need of an experienced tailor who resides around 
isolo/ilasa part of lag. 

commission is very actractive.09085739646

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HOT CHIFFON TOPS

Nice looking chiffon tops at affordable prices. Add me up on whatsapp 
for pics 07037110564

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Immediate Sale

Thomas Estate. Fantastic Apartment.

3 bedroom flat with bq all ensuite, interlock tiles, with Morden facilities such as wardrobe, kitchen cabinet, security doors. Asking is N33m. Located at Omonile Thomas Estate Ajah. Negotiable only for serious buyers.

Lekki Gardens Two. Luxury Duplex!

4bedroom semi detached duplex all ensuite with two balcony for outstanding scenic view. Asking is N35m. Located opposite Abraham Adesanya Ajiwe Ajah. Negotiable only for serious buyers.

Harmony Estate Okeira! Hard dry land.

Two separate plots of land on a high solid dry land in a develop area inside Harmony Estate Okeira Addo road.

Asking for each plot is N9.5m. Comes with deed of assignment and family receipt. Negotiable for serious buyers.

There are newly built and modern houses available to let. 

2bedroom 500k. 3bedroom 600k. Newly built all ensuite. Located opposite crown Estate. 

3bedroom 650k spacious, all ensuite. Located at Olive park Estate Sangotedo.  Interested serious buyers / renters should:

Call / whatsapp me on this: 09097617898

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QUALITY SLIPPERS FOR SALE

I have beautiful pairs of slippers for sale and I will love to get patronage from lovely blog visitors both within and outside lagos.They are strong and of good quality. Interested person can reach me on 08134294631

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APPRECIATION FOR ONLINE TRAINING

BV Boldnboutiful concept for her selfless services to use her trainees. I was lucky to be picked for her free online training on liquid soap, shampoo, detol, izal and many more. Though I was late to apply but despite her tight schedules she still accepted me to be trained free. I call on all to patronise this woman with a big heart. She's indeed a mentor considering the way she takes her time to lecture us and patiently answers our questions. Once more thanks a lot bv boldnboutiful concept. Bigger you I pray. Stella.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE/GIVEAWAY

We sell and do installation for the following internet securities and antivirus softwares, for maximum protection of your computers , AVG, AVAST, KASPERSKY, BIT DEFENDER.                                                                                                   

We also sell, upgrade and install all versions of Microsoft Windows 8,8.1 and 10.  Contact :08077433027  onreyplace@gmail.com

You will get a free 2015 Drivers when you buy from us as a gift.

GIVE AWAY
2 AVG Antivirus (1year protection for your computer )

2 Bitdefender Antivirus (1 year protection for your computer)

Thank a Million

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ARCHITECTURAL / STRUCTURAL DESIGN/MECHANICAL/ELECTRICAL

We at VINE DESIGNZ,  we are expert on Architectural, Structural design of buildings and Civil engineering structures designs. We have the capacity of designing up to six  storey building and more, we put the best rendering on 
our client project to get the best result. 

Contact us whatsapp 07057561980 or email: vinedesignz06@gmail.com

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CAKE NEEDED

My fellow bvs especially my lagos mainland people, I need a cake for my lovely niece at a very reduced price and her birthday is on Friday. Please text 08032923669

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Swag LaFresh/ Sdk's side boo giveaway

Make una thank me later in Patt Ogars' voice 

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AIRTEL: 1329562469517966. 1997040609056495 1990504478808847 1321554764686478. 1047974995550208. 

MTN: 5514648677069755. 3988647818226288. 5057647773153420. 5791924744815737. 7874681383877744. 

GLO: 560592886676236. 560591183466100. 560595029546276. 
560597483273557. 560596269965336.

Thank you babe,I got this from the comment section last night.

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A certified Early year practitioner at your service

 Are you worried about your child reading skills or general performance at school? 

Your worries are over. Do give me a call on 08l32353687 if you live in Okota, 

Jakande estate Isolo, Lagos. 

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BV GOT THE JOB

Sequel to the job advert posted some weeks ago in the in-house-news section for the post of front desk officer doubling as office manager at Gladiators Services Limited, I want to use this medium to inform you that I got the job and I have resumed today. 
Want to also say a big THANK YOU to you for this amazing platform and also to the BV that placed the advert. I pray that good things shall never depart from your different abodes in Jesus name.

Thank you!
BV Emerald Bling NG

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ACCOMMODATION NEEDED IN EAST LONDON

 I urgently need a 1 or 2 bedroom flat for rent in East London. preferably Barking, Dangenham, Romford, Chadwell heath and around this places. my budget is 700 - 1000 pm with bills included. preferably Landlords letting but can work with agents that are not highly priced. I can be reached through  ojonugwachubiyo@gmail.com

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I BETTER PASS MY NEIGHBOUR

I am currently in dire need of a small generator popularly called 'i better pass my nieighbour' for my barbing salon. The one i was using before has 'knocked' and right now i dont have the money to either repair it or buy a new one.

Please any BV who has a gen he or she isn't using should kindly assist me. Barbing is where i get my daily bread from, abeg no let hunger finish me o!

Location: Ibadan.

Contact: wahjid@hotmail.com

Thanks. God bless you all.

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Neatly used iPhone 6 for sale

Hello Stella and my dearest BVs,greetings to you all.Please I have a neatly used iPhone 6 16g for sale at #130000.the reason I'm selling is because I want to get another phone and I need the money.i bought the phone last December and it's still in a very good condition.i promise to give the buyer the earpiece and charger.Interested buyers can reach me on 07052088991.thanks and God bless.

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ATTENTION ALL BVS

Please I'm in dire need of JUPEB syllabus and the past

questions for 2014 set. I've searched everywhere possible for these

but unable to find them. I believe that God would use SDK blog to

answer my prayers. My exam is on the second of July. My whatsapp

number is 07030429215 and my email is evidence042@gmail.com

Thank you in advance.
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THANK YOU

Hallo Stella, 

 I would like to appreciate Jola makeover for beautifully transforming my sis inlaw last month as a result of her free bridal makeup giveaway, also for training me on makeup.she equally train and beautifully transform looks. My fellow ibadan and beyond  bvs kindly patronise her  .Her contact is 08028391877.you would be glad you  know her.

stella thanks for your love and selfless work to humanity in changing lives for good. Love you so much. God will continue to reward you.

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CONTAINER FOR SALE

Am writing in respect to d advert I placed here about my container for sale, I got a buyer who sounded interested only for her to tell me today she wants to pay bits by bits and am not ready for that because am relocating and I plan to still reopen same business.

I have a 12 by 12 container very new made it dis January, it's padded with ply wood and roofed with PVC,has 22 chairs and 5 tables,a flat screen TV, an industrial fan, plates, gas, coal pot, coolers, a gen,  glass cups, crates for beer,everything to start a restaurant and beer business.

Please only interested buyers I do not want bit by bit payment. Thank you. pls watsapp me on 07034530977.

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PLEA FOR INFORMATION

Please bvs, does anyone knows how it works to study a master degree outside especially in Canada and America.  And am also in search of any universities offering scholarships too for the Master degree program.  Please i need sincere brothers and sisters in the Lord.  Thanks. I can be reached on 09029105163. 

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LETTER TO MY FUTURE HUSBAND

Dear future husband,

As I write to you,  my emotions, fear are taking toll on me.

        I dnt know if you are reading this or not, I just felt like writing. I have day dream about you a thousand times, I wonder how my proposal will be, will I scream, cry as if the ring is laced with onions.sweetheart during the proposal can Marry Me by Jason durelo be played in the background, followed by Femi 
by mosa.                     

 The most important person in my life was my late father, I want you to be my father, brother, though I got four already,please be my  bestfriend and prayer partner.i want a God fearing man to led me through my eternity (heaven) journey. Am a sucker for love ,i  love love and surprises.I can't stand cheat and lies please.i cry a lot of little things eg, when people wish me happy birthday too much, I get emotional and cry.

I want to be happy forever cos have gone through a lot in this life, I pray you are strong enough to overlook my naughtiness, nag and cry cry nature. Lately have been depressed and down ,maybe because I miss my dad a lot, or scared of the crashed marriage stories or where am gonna spend my eternity.  
 An expo from me to you, no matter how angry I am with you, Best Of Me by Tyrese will quench it. Please don't forget the early morning kiss.                                                                                                                                             I promise to love you with my life and cherish you forever.                                        

With love from ayokunumi glory

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

This is a plea for patronage. Top of the day greetings to everyone. I am a tailor at Abeokuta and this is an humble plea for fellow BVs residing in Abeokuta to patronize me for your Aso ebi wears, church wears, casual wears, office wears. E. T. C i have ready to wear dresses but you can as well bring your fabric. I also sew for kids and they are all well tailored as beautiful as what you pick from the big stores.  Please patronize me, my prices are very affordable and you will have more discount as a bv. Number to call 08035737621. Thanks God bless.

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WONDERS OF ANKARA CRAFT

Good day Stella,

Please I want my fellow bvs to patronize me. You can now order for your affordable and unique clutch bags, Tote bags, flat or wedge slippers and sandals with Ankara or any material you want or you can also bring your own material. Are you preparing for your traditional marriage? Let me make this clutch purse for your asoebis and you will see how colourful and unique your day will be. Call or WhatsApp me on 08036365250. Order for yours now and get free hair band, earring or bangle that matches it.

OH WOW,THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!

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FRINGE SANDALS FOR SALE

Greetings to you all , have got these pretty fringe Topshop sandals for sale its a size6/39.I'll deliver to whoever buying for free ,I can be reached on 08059299818.
thanks

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE AND GIVEAWAY

Buy all Natural hair products in wholesales and retail For Kids and Adults‎.

Grow your edges with WN edges specific regrowth formula.

Cantu, We Naturals, Satin Bonnet, Acv, Shampoo, Conditioner‎, Steaming Cap, Deep Conditioner, Aloe vera gel, Hair Mayonnaise, Jamaican black castor oil, ‎Spray Bottle, Perm rods, Eco gel , OILS (coconut, virgin olive oil, Argan oil, peppermint oil, lavender oil, jojoba oil, avocado oil ) ETC

Whatsapp 07032378915 for orders

Nationwide Delivery.

Will be giving 1 steaming cap to first bv to whatsapp 07032378915.

Pick up in Lagos within 7days or I give next person.

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MEMO
Please if you call me in the mornings on my mobile phone,be nice enough to
ask me if i have time to talk.Some people call and just start talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking....HABA,and when i get irritated and interrupt them that i am busy,they think i have insulted them and they cut the line,i try to call back to explain and my call is cut..LMAO.
Note that the people who do this are those asking for help,and later on they come here under anonymous to cuss out,like the one of today will do.

She insulted me before she dropped the phone becos i snapped that i was busy busy after she wouldnt stop talking about a plea she wanted posted inside IHN.

Maybe I was wrong to have said anything..Only God Knows.
Why can people not be humble?even if i insulted her (which i didnt)couldnt she just pretend ,ignore it,get what she wants and then cuss me back or try to correct me?
Please i am not your problem or the reason why Nigeria is so hard,blame APC or whatever...You are entitled to free space to do President Bubu a memo.Please do not take out your frustrations on me when i am busy compiling STRESSFUL IHN.Thank you.
Note that i am not above mistakes and i always take corrections IF its done the right way..use sarcasm or whatever but please i am not one to be bullied with insults...WHO MY RANT EEP SEF?

That reminds me...rant post coming up later today!

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SIGNNG OUT
SDK...LY