Happy Sunday!
ABEG I no fit laugh alone!!!!!
See me see Wahala oo
I promised her 20k last week As we were chatting on BBM. She Came to Asaba on an unexpected visit andstayed two night's.Dat fateful morning she demanded for d 20k I promised ha. I told ha dat I was leaving for Sapele ASAP.Dat I had an unexpected but urgent engagement. I gave ha my ATM Card to withdraw all she wanted (Knowing fully well dat I had less dan 5k In my Account).
As soon as she kissed me goodbye, I quickly left the house knowing she will
come crying back to me.
As soon as she kissed me goodbye, I quickly left the house knowing she will
come crying back to me.
As I was driving past Agbor, my colleague in the office called me on phone saying
"Paddy mi,you don see the alert? I Just dey comot from bank oooo! I don pay dat 100k wey I bin owe Ƴou into your account, Thanks a million"
"Paddy mi,you don see the alert? I Just dey comot from bank oooo! I don pay dat 100k wey I bin owe Ƴou into your account, Thanks a million"
Meeen........... See Sweat!!!
Almost immediately I got the alert!
Confirm 100k Credited into my account. I was almost paralysed as the money enter.I tried calling her phone....
Switched Off.
Tried PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery. The Next minute.......... Alerts:
20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k debited,
20k debited,
20k debited.
Leaving only the last 3k.
I can't recollect wot happened to me, but i regained consciousness on a hospital bed. Now dey are asking me what happened?
What Will I tell them??? 😀😀
Hahahahahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteThat Jesus meme is funny..tnx Stella for the laughter
DeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteHehehahaohohohihi.@d 1st pic. I just did that to my kids some minutes ago.had to tell dem to bring d money if they want me to take them out tomorrow ,and yeah, they did cos dey know I don't make empty promises. Lwtmb
DeleteI'm also a guilty mother. And if my doter dare says mummy you owe me..I start naming all the stuffs I buy her with my own money that her daddy doesn't contribute. Lol. God forgive me o.
DeleteThe last one is funny tho.. although it's kinda stale lol
ReplyDeleteTell dem dt it is wt u kno hw to do bst dt kill u,oloriburuku sombody
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteServes you right. 😅😅😅
Lmao, nice one
ReplyDeleteGbese re o. Abeg I no fit laugh
ReplyDeleteLmaoooooo series of alerts. So funny
ReplyDeleteForget oo, crying in london hurts same as crying in ibadan. Same way cryin in rangerover hurts same as cryin on bicycle. Talking from experience.
Gimme the money your uncle gave you lol i think thats everybody's mum when we were kids
Nice laugh
ReplyDeleteBros, abeg tell them say you get alert
ReplyDeleteShort and funny laugh
ReplyDeleteHahahhaha
ReplyDeleteThat isis and israel talk ehn..these peeps fear israel than america
Choi.the girl is smart and very lucky
ReplyDeleteHahhahhahahhahaahahn the guy thinks he iis smart. Na lady chi is good.
ReplyDeleteKikikikiki the last story cracked me up. I can imagine.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaa @last joke. Dude u think say you sharp but your destiny no gree sharp!Had a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteOooohhh...why now. It's too short. Had a good laugh tho.
ReplyDeleteKikikikiki. Tell them the player got played
ReplyDeleteHmm
ReplyDeleteHahaha, like a goat picture.
ReplyDeleteThat babe nwere obi akpo men!
You two deserve each other .
Tell them u fooled urself.
ReplyDeleteLmao.
Gbam.
DeleteLol @ give me the money your uncle gave you.
ReplyDeleteThat was my mum and grandmum..lol
And they never pay back, after all you still eat their food.. Lol
Tell them you had an emotional mishap. Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahaha. These laughs are the bump.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha nice laffs.
ReplyDeleteLol @ grow a vagina, who balls epp!
ReplyDeletelol..what a boring day
ReplyDeleteSmart lady.
ReplyDeleteThe last joke was so funny.
Me like.
End time alert
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteHahahahah,very funny
ReplyDeleteFunny memes.
ReplyDeleteROTFL
ReplyDeleteLOL @why ISIS doesn't attack Israel.
ReplyDeleteIf you kill one of their, they will kill a thousand of yours.
No playing around
That give me the money your uncle gave you is so my mom. And to think when you ask her to pay back, she list all the things she bought for you and ask for a refund.. Very painful something..
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That first pic. Mothers I hail oooo.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I sit back and ponder the ingenuity of mothers. They are just God's gifts to mankind.
Lol they are all funny. Thanks Stella.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteIsrael knows their strategy in and out and can even wipe them off if they dare them or touch any Israeli. Well they said it themselves