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Sunday, June 05, 2016

Sunday Laughs

Happy Sunday you all......Have a laugh!

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Bona scored 20/100 in his exam.
He was so disappointed and decided to make a case.
He walked up to his teacher and said "Ma! I think i deserve
something higher than 20"
Teacher "Why?"
Bona replied "Am sure i wrote well"
"Will you get out of my office!" The teacher ordered.
Bona went and reported the teacher to the school senate.
The Senate filed the case and invited him and the teacher to
come with their evidence.
On the day of judgement, One of the judges turned to Bona and
said
"Why do you think you should have scored higher?"
Bona replied "Thats because the person i copied from got 60.
And am sure i copied everything"


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51 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahahahahahaha very funny.

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    1. I am a thief. I will comment because of that first picture with one million padlocks.
      All I will do is simple, use saw and cut off the hinges (3of them)on both sides and pull out the door all the keys will still remain where you kept it.
      It is only an amateur thief that it will stop. The hinges that allow the door open and close is the WAY.
      Better put padlock in between those hinges,if not, all your effort is wasted.
      Stella munch this comment and crop it with the first picture. I am upset at the wickedness.

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    2. Lol. Anon 17:36 u be real thief

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  2. Nice one SDK! Best Sunday laughs I've seen in a very long while...��������

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  3. Lolz, the one that crack me up,our father look at in heaven,adeobi thy name .lolz,

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  4. 😂😂😂😂

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  5. Lmao I had fun gosh. Those children are so Cray.

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  6. 13 years? 20+ years of schooling,surfing the net and feeling like an Einstein yet i just found out slang is short for Short Language. I seriously doubt it though.. off to google

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  7. Slang. I want my school fees back too

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  8. Stellz is on Fire! !!!! U r blazing! Nice compilation, at least oko ni washing and setting obo 😃😚😛

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )

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  9. I want my school fees too. nobody told me slang was short language. *am angry*

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  10. Hehehe @ how to start a conversation with strangers in Nigeria. So true, only you'll likely get into a heated argument, depending on your views.

    Lmao @ looking at your multiple choice exam paper.
    Med school MCQs are the worst.

    All the answers would be correct, but you have to choose the most correct answer. Tf?!! Lwkmd!

    Lol @ when God already told you that he/she isn't for you...
    You see War Room, and keep praying. * side eyes *

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  11. Lmao kai laugh wan kill me...

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  12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...BETTER THAN YESTERDAY'S...

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  13. Hahahahahahaa....kai those days in Abraka sha. I read o but i copied accounting nor be small. Shout out to prince who was always there to ensure i spied from him.


    #I am a fruitful vine, I am a joyful mother of children

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  14. hehehehehe....used to av some of pictures on my old memory card...errm bv's I av a question o...can sumone in a moving plane receive calls from his mtn line???....plss I need answers

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    1. Right before the plane takes off_your asked to switch off your phone or better still switch to air plane mode so which mtn are you talking about or you want to cause a crash??

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    2. Yes, on International flights.

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  15. Hahahahahaha,bona the photocopier fool.
    Naira n dollar.
    Buhari n ameachi.

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  16. Laughed all through! God bless you Madam Stella.

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  17. This is fantasically hillarious

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  18. I remember when I copied somebody matric number join for assignment. May God help us

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  19. We are all brave until we realize that the cockroach has wings....lol
    Happened to me yesternight

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  20. Very hilarious.. Those kids meme,chei they make sense

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  21. I laugh laugh sotee I fall enter gutter! (LLSIFEG)😄

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  22. The last story happened to me last semester, enjoy reading.
    I have a friend( reading partner), we normally sit close to each other in exams (meaning anything I write she write and everything she write I write), there's this particular MCB course that everything about it, is microorganisms(which you must underlined or write them in italic form, when writing any of the organism). so during the exams for that course, I and my friend sat together and copied everything, the result came out and I passed more than her(a B, while hers was a D), she flared up in the lecturer office that she can't accept that result, that that's not her result and all that. After enough gingering and talking, she was asked to calmed down and tell them why the result was not her own. Lo and behold my friend said we copied from each other and I can't get a B while hers is D, except I tell her if I went to sort the man at her back. I was confused and extremely embarrassed. After everything, our script were brought out (since she told them we copied each other), and what scored me more was the underlining and spellings of organisms. I got home and saw her message that i don't like her progress, how can we write everything together then refused to tell her to underlined the m/orgs, just because I want to be ahead of her. Since then have learnt to stay on my own in exams hall, and lecturers really warned me to stay away from her, that mbaise brain and akwa ibom brain cannot mixed together. Her conscience isn't allowing her come close to me again, and I don't even want her to be my friend again. I think God answered my prayers(God separate me from any unfriendly friend) so am grateful to God that the friendship btw we two has ended. Be wise.

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    1. I'm very upset at your written English. What is this?

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  23. Lols @ bloody fool.
    I laughed hard stellz.

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  24. So funny! Good one, Stella!

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