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The person asking about Last weeks winner,my response to you is HUH?
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Today na freestyle!
GIST 4
Hi everyone, hope I get your ribs cracking
English no be easy language ooo. Growing up, we had the jehovah's
witnesses always coming around especially on Saturdays.
There is this booklet they usually give out( watch tower and awake). I dey lik read while emptying my bowel (shiting).
I took "THE AWAKE" Magazine to the toilet while pooing. I read of a man that watched porn and Because I wasn't familiar with the word "PORN", I no come understand the write up.
That same day, my younger bros fliPped thru the same magazine and came
accross the word " PORNOGRAPHY". As elder sis, em come dey ask me the
meaning of PORNOGRAPHY. I tell am say make em go check am for
dictionary bcos I no sabi the meaning.
We had a dad that once you pick up the dictionary, he will inquisitively ask for the word and give the definition.
As my bros come carry dictionary, dad ask am the word em dey find and he
innocently said "PORNOGRAPHY". U can imagine my dad's face. Anger
disfigure em face.
D next thing em ask am na: who asked you to check the
word and my bros foolishly said I was the one instead of saying he came
accross it on JAH JEHOVAH MAGAZINE. My papa enter room go meet my mama
and he was raging and saying these: ''okwa ifu ngozi, ngozi e mebi go ( you
see ngozi, she is so spoilt). I cry better cry that day becos I didn't
even understand why my dad said I don spoil.
THAT WAS ALL?
Kikikikiki. I know that feeling
ReplyDeleteAhahah the cat face sef funny pass the gist.
DeleteOK bye
Lol @ the story, and lol @ my poor self for reading this tale.
ReplyDeleteBwahahhahahhhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah..... that cat's face is so funny!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, you thought @ I was laughing @ the gist right?
Lmao... You are mean!
DeletePlease you people should tone it down a bit with the pidgin Biko, it gives me headache reading too much pidgin but I got this joke tho.
My vote still goes to the second joke from yesterday
I didn't see the post/cat but ur comment lmao
DeleteLol. Same here o. The cat wins the gist
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ReplyDeleteAll those *Chimamanda Adichie* here. Please one of you should take over this "In House Gist" and write a series or somtyn. I rather read a nice story with suspense on here than these boring ,fake, slap-calling gist. And no I don't write but I read any good story even a rough draft or script.
ReplyDelete1Kobo.
Rocky writes short stories. I think you should consider this anon 14:50
DeleteAll those *Chimamanda Adichie* here. Please one of you should take over this "In House Gist" and write a series or somtyn. I rather read a nice story with suspense on here than these boring ,fake, slap-calling gist. And no I don't write but I read any good story even a rough draft or script.
ReplyDelete1Kobo.
You want short stories? Click Here
DeleteLol. Stella choi
ReplyDeletewho are all these plenty Thelmas??...abeg I am the only original o.used to think my name was scarce till I started reading SDK..rme
ReplyDeleteStella na u win d in house gist...ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜@ dat waz all
ReplyDeleteThe cats face cracked me up
ReplyDeleteTshewww. Waste of time
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ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteYou see most times our parents indirectly teaches us what we are not supposed to know while growing up. I can never forget this particular incident. One of my aunts sent me to go buy a particular drugs for her (white quinine), I was about 14 then so I entered the pharmacy store and screamed the name of the drug cos people were plenty there and I needed to get the pharmacist attention to attend to me. I didn't really care about the way some people looked at me cos I felt it's cos of the way I screamed. On my way home after buying the drugs I ran into my mum and she asked me where am coming from I just told her "mommy I went to buy white quinine" and this woman forgot that we were outside and landed me this dirty slap. Ewoo chim if you see the kirikiri stars that fell out of my eyes and I screamed mommy gini ka mere nkita, the woman just dragged my ear till we got home and she started screaming so ibidogo inwu contraceptives and am like mommy kedu nke bu contraceptives, I couldn't pronounce it well sef and she said ogwu iga gotee na nke Peter and am like mommy okwa aunt Chinyere si mu ga gotere ya na isi na awa ya. My mum now warned my aunt them never to send us on such errands again. It didn't end there for me oooo cos I started my research and found out the meaning and what it's used for. Had it been my mum didn't react the way she did, I still might not know what it means and used for.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. I can imagine the look on your face that day.
Deletethat was how my class mate in secondary school told me dat white quinine helps to stop menstrual pains. I went to a pharmacy and told the man to gave me white quinine,u need to see the way everybody was staring at me. The man told me that he doesn't have it and as a sharp girl I had to ask my big friend in skul wats wrong cos the way the people looked at me wasn't funny. Well she told me what it was and what it is used for.
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I'm hearing about this for the first time. White quinine? Hian
DeleteWho send me to open this post?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Gist 2 won yesterday
Lmao. The cat's face is the winner of today's in house gist 😂😂 . Poster u tried but the ending be like Nollywood film. Anti climax
ReplyDeleteYes Stella,Daz all
ReplyDeleteStella you badt gan an no
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ReplyDeleteAs a corps member serving at Ibeno, I had a girl friend serving at Uyo. She came visiting and requested to go to the beach. She dressed up really fancy feeling like a queen. We got to d beach taking pictures, I realized she wast going too close to where the water would touch her feet. I innocently was taking pictures of her, when this super cute guy came close. They shared eye contact and smile. My girl started super posing giving the sexiest poses ever. Next thing the water was at her feet, my friend screamed, jumping like the water was hot, she ran out next thing she tripped on her shoes and fell face down. Her baggy shorts just flew up showing my friends bare bombom. As the friend I was to go help her, instead I laughed and laughed and laughed till I snorted and tears was coming out of my eyes. She felt so bad, but the fine boy helped her up and covered her yellow bombom. Today that cute boy is her fiance.
Buhahahahaha!
DeleteMy own gist
ReplyDeleteWhen I was waiting for NYSC, I decided to kill boredom by working as a sales assistant in a beauty shop.
One day, a middle-aged woman breezed in and asked me to give her a cream that can clear 'stress marks'. I looked at her arms, they were smooth, so I decided to give her a smoothening facial treatment pack, to remove stress marks and wrinkles from the face. She asked for directions and I started explaining how she would wash her face with the soap, use the cleanser and then the serum on her face....this woman shouted that I'm a MUMU, she asked if my village people have 'stress marks' on their face, she started shouting oooo
My Oga came out and asked for explanation, she explained to my oga that she has 'stress marks on her tummy, thighs and buttocks and asked me to give her a remedy.......blablablabla my Oga and everyone there started laughing, facing me in disguise in order not to enrage the customer more than she already was........
I don tire jare...
Lmaooooooo
DeleteThat cat's face tho-lwkmd!
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ReplyDeleteLols, I love gist two of yesterday. I'm glad it won, counted the votes this morning.
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