I am not sure if any of it is from Mugabe though.....but have a laugh!
Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how
Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.
They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?"
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can't even jog for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Ur level of
selfishness demands a one week crusade..
Robert Mugabe 2016
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It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when you lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face
R.G Mugabe 2016
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No sex before marriage???
If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vag*na on your wedding day.
Robert Mugabe
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*
*Robert Mugabe 2016*
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"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking d*cks still baffles me..."
~Robert Mugabe
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays
#ROBERT MUGABE
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Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex
-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,
Don't be deceived by a man who texts you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?
Mugabe: I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks
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Stupidity is when you lick a woman with your bare tongue and later s*x her with condom. What are you preventing, catarrh or headache?
- Robert Mugabe
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Lol.. There are more sef
ReplyDeleteHis conversation with Obama cracked me up real good.
DeleteFunny but not all are from him.
DeleteThis cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to bewitch African gals these days....
Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around With the evidence of sex....
LWKMD!!!
Actually pregnant though. Been laughing since I saw this.lmfao
DeleteDear sisters,
DeleteDon't be deceived by a man who texts you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
I told one chic dat some days ago and she gave me dat response, i now see where she got it from
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
Some girls have not seen the walls of a gym, but loose weight by jumping from one man to another.
DeleteR.G MUGABE
Lmao
End time ponmo brain mugabe
DeleteEnd time ponmo brain mugabe
DeleteNo he didn't, people are just using his name, maybe because he's controversial.
ReplyDeleteYea
DeleteThis man is a clown o
ReplyDeleteAnd gullible is what you are for believing!
DeleteLol @ Deeza
DeleteHahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha...I am not sure he said all these though.
ReplyDelete😂
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahha.............
ReplyDeleteThis I Like: Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.
ReplyDeleteStupidity is when you lick a woman with your bare tongue and later s*x her with condom. What are you preventing, catarrh or headache?
-Robert Mugabe
Hahhahahaaaa Stupidity... Licking something... Lol
DeletePreventing pregnancy
DeleteHahahaha, the last part is fucking funny.
ReplyDeletedid this man actual say these things or someone did under the guise of Mugabe?
ReplyDeleteLolz,so funny
ReplyDeleteLol @ pregnant woman moving around with evidence they'v had sex.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!! Funny.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha
Funny all the way.
I wonder when the man said all these.
ReplyDeleteNice one.
Na only him waka come? Hehehehe
ReplyDelete😂😂😂I wonder too. But I heard he is one mouthy man. Wise though.
ReplyDeleteA president in whose country a basin of garri is sold for one million Zimbabwean dollars, should sit his sagging nuts down and will his tired old bones to die.
ReplyDeleteAkpamu!
You are not am umbrella.
ReplyDelete*handle every part of ur towel with care(or was it respect?)..u don't know whether d part that cleaned ur arse today will wipe ur face tomorrow.
ReplyDelete*I will rather put my stick in a stinking vagina than a man's arsehole (in his hatred for homosexuality)
All allegedly said by Mugabe.
Lol, whether he said it or not, the whole shut make sense die. So hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI know Mr. Mugabe so against colonialism. That's where he is at his best.
He didn't say jack
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I'm the only who can sense a lot of vulga against women in these jokes. The way women are portrait is something I expect them to react but none is. Are we comfortable with these? They might be true but does not trigger a reaction?
ReplyDeleteAny body hold ur react? React na. Shuooo.
DeleteLol...there are more! "Respect the towel because the part you use to clean your anus is the same part you use to clean your face"- Mugabe
ReplyDeleteLol!
ReplyDeleteDon't I just love the breast and dicks sucking part. How come men eat pussy?
ReplyDeleteIf he really said all these the man must be a comedian.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe this is hilarious. Did he really say all these things?
ReplyDeleteMugabe quotes eeehn...evidence of having sex indeed. Loooool @inner beauty. I laughed the day my aunt was warning her three sons not to bring an ugly girl to her house and preach inner beauty to her. If they try it eehn...no marriage.
ReplyDeleteI guess my sense of humor is dead since I don't seem to see wts funny in wt ur aunty supposedly said
DeleteJeezoz, hope my eyes didnt just read it. Omg
ReplyDeleteI hv laff tired lol.
ReplyDeleteLol, funny. Don't think he said most of these anyway
ReplyDeleteThe African girl and the Obama gist got me in stitches, lol. Not sure he said all this though.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha,Robert Mugabe. U try
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