Monday - IHN

Happy Monday Everyone!

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WORD FOR TODAY

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BV SAYS ''IT FEELS LIKE GIVING UP''

‎Hello Stella,

Trust you and your family are doing very well? Keep on the good work! Indeed this platform is a family.

I am 35 year old lady and I have been unlucky with men despite my good girl attributes. I have been patient, respectful, straightforward, kind, loving, trusting (though not perfect) and still I have been taken for granted, lied to, cheated on, the list is endless! I keep asking myself ' where have I gone wrong?' I'm tired of asking questions because ‎ it's so frustrating! I'm beginning to think there's no one  out there for me. 

I don't t have a child and I have never been married. I live in Lagos, Nigeria. I'm don't want to be played again!‎ If you are serious, let's start by been friends. contact me on ladyoloriboss@gmail.com

Thank you.

Ladyolori

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FOR SALE

Good day Stella and blog visitors.

I have these fairly used household items for sale at giveaway prices......

Samsung flat screen-30k

Fridge_25k

Samsung DVD-4k

3 burner gas/ cylinder-15k

3/1 seater sofa

Microwave-5k

Muoka modeo foam (14 inches)... used for just a month-20k

And lots of other goodies. Am selling because am relocating. Location Lagos, call....07031109869

Thanks Stella, you're the best.

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APARTMENT FOR RENT IN HOUSTON

Hello Stella,

Kudos to a you, i have a room apartment in Houston texas for short rent, if theres any sdk member who is willing to travel to Houston and is in need of an accommodation can contact me on 08121112777. thanks

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SHOES AND CLOTHES GIVEAWAY

Dear Stella,

I dont know where this fits but I'd appreciate if you can help me post this. I don't have younger sisters and as such will like to give out some of my clothes and shoes. The person has to be a size 8/10 and UK 7/7.5 (40/41) for shoes and also based in Ibadan. Even if I don't get anyone I'd appreciate if BVs can suggest charity homes in Ibadan where I can make these donations. I figure it will be better than throwing them away.

I would have sent pictures but they are way too many.

I can be reached via email: oluchiib@gmail.com

Thanks

Thank you darling,I am sure there are some people who are reading this now and need this blessing.please give them.

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RED DISH CHRONICLES

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SHEAR BUTTER FOR SALE

I have original shea butter (ori) for sale, it's uses varies from body to hair to health( can be used by both adult and kids)‎. It's pure and affordable and trust me when I say when you buy, you will be glad you did. I can be reached on whatsapp number 08050214269. I reside in Abuja but can deliver nationwide for a fee.

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SPACIOUS LAND FOR SALE

Good day Stella, 

Please help me post this on your blog, just got this new job with a real estate firm and im being given a property to sell, its a plot of land located in Coker village in Orile thats in Coker/Aguda LCDA, The property consist of a 3 bed room flat and a  bungalow and the asking price is 25,000,000 (25M). My number is 08031829199. Ild really appreciate it if my sales come from here. God bless and your beloved SDK readers. 

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Home and kitchen wares at affordable rate!!!!!

Contact us for your affordable home essentials.we do both wholesale and retail at very good rates.more pictures on Instagram.

IG: @nessyhomeessentials

Bbm:59260E71

Whatsapp:08039177496

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COOK AT YOUR SERVICE

I am a cook I coke different delicacy, and I promise you will enjoy my service.  contact me on whatsapp  0802907696

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IN NEED OF THREE BEDROOM FLAT

Hi stellz.am in dire need of a new building with 3bedroom flat all ensuite/or non ensuite with good road and water including "light at festac, amuwo or ago.contact me in 07038977348/uchekay5@gmail.com. please fraudsters stay clear as am on a tight budget too.thank you.

Instead of you warn them to stay off,you are telling the fraudsters you are on a tight budget?Some fraudsters can manage it like that,doesnt need to be a large sum..LOL

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APPRECIATION TO BVS

Stella darl,

Thank God for this platform and the intelligence He gave you!

I was the mother of the a 10 month old girl who wrote in concerning breastfeeding and possibility of being pregnant.Really want to appreciate BVs who told me how possible it was to get pregnant while still breastfeeding even though the menstruation haven't resumed.

Well thanks everyone cos i just confirmed being some weeks pregnant after me and DH started 'work'...as advised by you guys#wink# My baby was one year this month and I'm so happy i stopped breastfeeding him recently.

LMAO@work...Congrats....Eku dobo!

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Plea for Patronage

 Kindly, patronise us by purchasing Original Makeup products such a Maybelline,Classic,Tara,Kiss Beauty, Milani,ADS,L.A Girl and Mac. 

Pressed powder +foundation,Setting powder,eyeshadow palette,e.t.c

Delivery nationwide + Giveaways Inclusive.

Contact  Phone Number: 07062021647 BBM Pin: 5923E95E. Whatsapp: 08035600453 for more details.

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AWESOME WIGS FOR SALE

Im into sales of awesome wigs. Wigs are now the trend. Get glamorous in minutes without sitting in a salon for hours. These are samples I wore myself to show how good they look!
Add me on bbpin 58E6336A for your order. Will get to your doorstep if you reside in Lagos for free! Those outside Lagos will get it at a fee.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Hello Bvs, Femme Fatale et Femme Extraordinaire is here to make you that special, unique and statement making head pieces for every occasion. 

Our pieces are pocket friendly, bespoke and suitable for every occasion in any style, color, size and quantity you desire. 

Perfect for a bridal train, bridal shower crowns, wedding guests, mother and daughter(s), individual use, choir uniform etc.

For more details, kindly follow and like our pages:

Facebook; Femme Fatale et Femme Extraordinaire

Instagram; @femme.fatale.et.extraordinaire 

Or call us on 07055038303.

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR HAT-TITUDE!!!

Have a fruitful week.

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NELOK STORES PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

New arrival and selling fast at Nelok stores are the following human hairs
a) Peruvian bouncy curls (35k for 3bundles)
b) Full frontal 13*4 ear to ear lace closure(25k for 12inches and 28k for 14inches)
To buy/order:
call 07010384752
BBM 7BC8B632
whatsapp +919953614427

Thank you

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BLOG VISITOR 300K GIVEAWAY.

Well sometime back a BV gave out 300k to be given out on this blog.100k is gone already and i want to give out the next set of 100k but to two women who can use this money to start a business that will aid a 'better life'.

If you are a widow with Children and 50k will help you start a business,then cotact busybodycorrecter with proof.she will drill you until the truth comes out in case of lies.

This 100k is for 2 people...The next 100k will be given out soon.

Please if anyone asks for busybody's email do not drop it here,if you are new,this is not for you,i am looking at empowering old BV's and not new people who just started reading two days ago,they win and they never come back.

TO QUALIFY YOU ALSO NEED TO PROOF YOU HAVE BEEN A BLOG READ FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS OR MORE AND WITH PROOF.busybody will ask questions 

of blog happenings in the last one year..She might even ask about Chizoba and OKija wife...LMAO!

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MEMO TO JAYEM FROM BV

Please Jayem can you contact me. I need your wordly assistance in something. It's not money, I promise. It's something very important to me and I think you are in the right position to assist. Please I have a good paying job, just so you know it's nothing concerning finance. I'd be expecting your mail please. Duchessbaby@gmail.com

Thank you Stella in advance, love you long time.


Happy friendship ooooh.make una no fight or turn me to topic of conversation like some i know oh...LOL

They know themselves and they will read this and whisper ''did you see what Stella wrote? that woman is so childish,i cant deal!''...LMAO

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MAKE UP PRE-ORDER OFFER

1. 10 piece oval makeup brush. This oval makeup brush set is an excellent addition to the makeup world. The blending ability of these brushes is out of this world. Place your orders now.

This is an amazing offer because a single oval powder makeup brush retails for about 2800 to 3000 to even 3500 depending on where you are buying from. Why not add a little cash and get the full set.

Pre-order price is #8000

2. 5 piece oval makeup brush‎. Same quality, same everything. Just 5 piece. 

Pre-order price is #5000.

Call/ whatsapp : 07035268621

Thanks Stellz

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PLEA TO HELP LEARN FASHION DESIGNING.

Please I will love to learn Fashion designing.(pattern drafting) Please  any bv in lagos who  can teach me for a fair amount should please reach me on 09029093202..thanks... Or if you  can recommend someone who can. Please do

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Textbooks giveaway.
I have these textbooks I used  back in school and I just feel it might be useful rather than just keep them on the shelf here,  let's keep the pages flipping in the hands of someone who will use them. Mostly Economics and a few education textbooks. Someone reading economics education in Unilag will find them most useful. I know how hard it was for me then to get books to study back then. Please pick up is Igando, thank you. contact opebony2012@gmail.com.

Thank you and GOD BLESS AND REPLENISH WHERE THIS CAME FROM...not with more books oh but with new things that your heart desires.
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Bead Maker. 

Good day all, please I would like you to patronise my sister, she make very lovely beads and with particular expertise in Carabian bead designs that come as low as 2k. She also supply's boutiques and super stores at very reasonable prices, you can also buy in bulk and resell at a price of your choice as I can assure you a good deal for quality and unique bead designs.  Thank you.   Contact Toga 09091577838, call and what'sapp.

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APPRECIATION AND PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Madam stella good day. Thank you so much for postin my plea last week as sme BVS added me up. Pls my pple Original shea butter (ori) for sale, it's uses varies from body to hair to health(can b used by both adult nd kids nd u can also google up for more uses and benefits) It's affordable nd trust me when I say u will b glad u bought it.  Contact details: 08050214269 whatsapp only or BlackBerry pin 2bf8306c. Delivery nationwide for a fee thank you‎.

Fastest fingers mtn

2300867830757045

0510903414488520

7676102089315809

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

10% GIVEAWAY ON INTERIOR WALLPAPERS AND 3D WALL PANEL. 

Today is my birthday and am so happy,  so will be giving out 10% on all sales of item (WALLPAPER,

  3D WALL PANEL) to all SDK bv. 

Take this little shoki for relaxation. 

Attached are some pictures. 

Contact us on whatsapp 08034214305 BBM 58C42477 for more pictures and details.

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SMALL CHOPS

I make small chops and all kinds of cocktail and mocktail drinks.For your events,parties,weddings etc.contact me 08030448911,08062149708.Abeg o make Una help my business grow .Thank you.

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Saturday In House Gist result.

We had only two gists and there was a total of 46 votes.

Valid votes were 39

Invalid votes were 7

From the total valid votes;

Gist one used bare bombom to gather 30 votes

Gist two sleep walked and gathered 9 votes

The winner is gist GIST ONE

Note:

The gists are meant to either entertain or educate, whether fake or real, they should be original works of the posters and if they are copied, the source should be stated. Therefore, those complaining about the authenticity of gists should give it a rest already.

Compiled by a very Naughty BV...She says i should mention her name ..lol

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VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!

HAMIZAK MONTESSORI ACADEMY

The above school is newly established and in need of qualified teachers into all of it classes for all subjects ranging from Mathematics, English, Arabic, CRS, IRS, ART, Sciences and all other subjects.

The available positions range from Head teacher, head mistress, subject teachers, supervisors, admin officer, ICT official and others.

Interview is scheduled to take place on Saturday 25th of June 2016, by 9am at plot A.H.E 26111, Cadestral zone, Sabon Lugbe ACO, Amac estate, Airport Road, Abuja.

Kindly send a text message to indicate your interest in any position to any of the numbers below: 0706340407777, 08032253811,07038621657 or 08058050092.

Prepared for aptitude test and oral interview. Menu menu is available, though you will have to pay for it and its optional.

send text messages to those numbers above, the salary and working environment are attractive enough to get you stay. All The Best. 

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

 I just went into O.K business for kids, we open new bale for kids and in stock we have kiddies essentials, accessories, designer wears, shoes, flannels, bedsheets, towels, perfumes n lots more ( from new born - age 10)...

Its a new business and I'm still looking for buyers, attached are some of the pics, our stock are very neat, and we also take our time to package it well, above are some pics, I can be reached on bbm: 2B0AC659 and bvs can kindly join our bbm channel: C00207DFA

Okrika get BBM channel?Oriegwu!

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FOR SALE

Hi Stella and bv I have a compact line air conditioner  and samsung galaxy s3for sale

The samsung s3 goes out for 25 while the airconditioner goea out for 35000, both are working perfectly well and in good shape.

Call or whatsapp 08159030360 .

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FOR SALE

Have you ever been so pressed to answer the call of nature and you didn’t have the necessary arsenals to discharge comfortably?

Do you desire to be able to use the rest room outside your home without the fear of rash,or risk of infections?

Will you like to go on weekends, sleep overs, vigils, camps, road trips, parties and even on a plane and avoid the traumatic experience of suppressing the need to use the loo?

FEAR NOT!!!!

EHISELE Essential Concepts brings you A Most Hygienic, Handy and Affordable Intervention

    EHISELE TOILET PACK

 IDEAL FOR CHILDREN, TEENAGERS AND ADULTS from all works of life, in schools, offices, hostels, leave it in your car for emergency use, as souvenirs, also as a GIFT.

07055577609 and 08067918831 (whatsapp), PIN-7bc04e03.

EHISELE.ec‎ Lagos, Nigeria.  

FYI

Discount will be given to the first 3 sealed and confirm transaction within the kosofe LGA axis if BVN can come and pick the pack at St. Michael's Cath. Church book shop, Ketu. Sales will determine how often SHOKI will be posted in the comment section. God bless and be with you Stella and fellow BVN. Merci beaucoup!

All this big English on top Sh*t matter?Sh*t when no dey respect person age,class,color,face or status?Mscheeeeew!!!

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MAKE UP TRAINING

Hello house...Hope we all had a great weekend. 

Our Intensive Professional Make Up Training commence today, Monday 20th 2016 and it will run for two weeks as earlier stated.

Reason for this post is that, I had a lot of calls for the FREE space which was limited to One, but I wanna be fair and add one more person. 

Please if you know, you sincerely can't afford to pay and you have a flare for Make Up, kindly call and you will be given the space.

Meanwhile grab this opportunity and be your own Boss, as we take you through the rigorous process of becoming a Professional Make-Up Artist. 

Fee is 20k and it's for Two Weeks, you don't want to miss this opportunity. 

Kindly call us on 08037736510 OR 09055110688 

Address = No 12 NTA Road Rumuokuta, Phc ‎.

Shoki...MTN 8738688336905133 & 6583226699890773

WOW.....

Eyelashes makes women so lovely..The last time i came home and fixed eyelashes eeeenh..hmmmmmmm!!!...It was home service cos my boy was scared NEPA would take light outside so we stayed indoors.she came and fixed it...by morning my two eyes don gum together.....we were leaving that day oh...by the time i got to Paris my eyelids were swollen,i had to start plucking and people were looking at me....it was really bad.after that i looked like pulcked chicken...I use disposable now abeg...*wink*

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Stella  I am begging for patronage from the good people of SDK blog. I sell Coldpressed coconut oil,Carrot oil,cocoa butter,shea butter,palm kernel oil,black soap,turmeric,beeswax,honey,camwood ,I also mix soap and cream for skin issues and hair/scalp issues. Patronise Bravitude naturals today as our products are 100% pure,unadulterated and organic. I also deliver nationwide.We sell in bulk for bulk buyers. Contacts are 08132617478,08149961408 for calls/whatsapp BBM: 24DBB4FA,7AC35312 Email:refolabi@yahoo.com

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Buy direct from China 

Are you looking to buy anything directly from China?  large or small purchases, we will take care of everything from procurement to shipping to Nigeria at competitive rates. Please contact caroline via whatsapp or wechat on +86 185 6189 3286

Thank you

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MEMO TO ANGEL WAN

Angel wan please make contact with me.I am sorry but i cannot make out which one your contact is cos

i didnt save as ANGEL WAN.

please make contact,your JUNE GIVE AWAY RECIPIENT is ready to receive.

Thank you.

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TRAVEL AGENT NEEDED

Please I need someone that can help process Dubai visa soon, please it should be very affordable and please be considerate. Call 08039274854, God bless. Love you Stella!

I tainku for the love.

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AFFORDABLE FASHION SCHOOL NEEDED

 I need contacts of good and affordable fashion and designing academy in lagos. Anyone at Surulere,ajao estate ‎or ikeja will be preferable. I can be reached via sms on 08038371094

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EVENT PHOTOGRAPHY

For your event photography such as Birthdays, Naming ceremony, e.t.c within Lagos,  Photo Album production also available. Contact me on Whatsapp: 08178173739. You're rest assured of quality photographs and excellent service! 

Yours faithfully,

Olisaemeka

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Land for sale at Guzape, Asokoro

There's an empty land for sale at Guzape in Asokoro district,  Abuja. The land measures about 1500sqm and is close to the NNPC filling station in Guzape.

For further details please contact me on 08093928628.

Thanks. 

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Wedding cake vendors urgently needed in onitsha

Please am getting married in onitsha next month.i need a very good person that bakes exquisite cakes for wedding,I also need a very good photography and videography ,DJ and hall decorator based in onitsha.please I can be contacted on 08034683404.

Thank you .

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Projector for sale

Few months used and in a very perfect condition,for your seminars, presentation etc. Shoki will be sent in after sales.

Want to sell for Just N 70,000.00 Naira (Negotiable).

You can reach me on 08139373047 or 08180515036 (call, text or whatsapp).

Thank you and God Bless.

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Appreciating Angel Pat

I want to say a very big thank you to Angel Pat who reached out to me, and sent me the money for the book i sent a plea to IHN for, she was so patient with me, called my line so many times without any response from me. When i eventually called her back,  she promptly and kindly asked for my act details and sent me the money. I'm very grateful, thank you so much,  God bless you.

Postman Pat,postman Pat.....

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SIGNING OUT

SDK....