London Tatafo Season 21

A very good Sunday afternoon to y'all! 

How una side? 

Na so Mohammed Ali take bow out for this very confusing world. Tatafo is mourning him personally because he was my godfather. He taught me how to defend myself with correct throwing of punches.  

When London people corner me and they wan begin fight me because i gossip their matter Na so I dey release those blows I was taught by him. Ask anyone, they'll tell you I'm a FIGHTER!! Thanks daddy Ali, I'll miss you dearly. 

** scratch the nonsense abeg**

Talking about fight....

There's one very notorious man tormenting our lives in this town. Especially when there's a party, this man must cause a scene and tongues are beginning to wag. In fact dem say make tatafo warn am seriously, else na to call "ejire" make dem come bundle am Heathrow to MM2 straight. 

They call him "Buyaka", which was coined after the sound of his supposed gun that he carries around to threaten people. Nobody can say exactly what he does for a living, but you will see him behind every who is who in town. Dem say this man dey pick pocket for party. Plus he dey snatch women gold jewellery when dem dey dance. 

Na wa oh! 

Perhaps this is memo will alert unsuspecting londoners who party a lot to be careful when they see him around. He's a very dark skinned, moderately built, rugged looking man. He's said to be from the part of lagos where you can't mess with anyone. Straight from the hood and he landed himself in London to continue his hooliganism. 

Amebos say that he's always dressed in very tight outfits and wears dark sunglasses 24/7. Morning o, night o, him dey always wear the glasses so that he can scope the area well. Tatafo gathered that he was, or is still married to a supposed lagos socialite lady who's well endowed from behind, and who's first name sounds like "sshhh"...  

The man's last name when transcribed to English, means.. "catching a hunter and a dog". Hian.

His modus operandi is such that when people are dancing at a party, he moves very close to the celebrants or whoever is spraying money. And this man will be dipping his hands in people's pockets to take their spraying money just as they are also taking it. Tatafo gathered that when the owner of the pocket catches him, he'd hold the owner's hand very tight, and he'll give him a stern look, warning that he mustn't shout or attract anyone. Then he'll ask his victim to continue dancing as though all is well, otherwise he'll flip his shirt up and he'll flash his gun at you.

Which kind wahala be this nah, so people cannot enjoy themselves and their money again in this London?? Even fear dey catch people to report the man or to call the police. Maka why? Isi gini?

Tatafo also heard that he never gets invited to these functions, and you won't dare to stop him from accessing the venue, otherwise he'll disrupt your event.

*sigh* 

It is common with this man to take control of any party he attends, especially the alcohol section where he'll treat his goons to a filled day, at the expense of invited guests. Their eyes are always blood red and everyone is always scared to approach them. People who throw these parties are often handicapped for so many reasons. He has stabbed and beaten so many people to stupor at various events, yet he walks freely afterwards.

Rumour has it that he once beat a popular fuji musician on the stage when the musician refused to sing praises of him. Tatafo was told that he went to the stage and landed the musician a dirty slap!! Tuah!! Tuah!! Tuah!! And the musician started to cry, and he called it a day.

People are saying that, calling the police on him puts them at risk because he would come back to attack them or send his "colleagues" to deal with them. He even threatens to deal with their families that may be back home in Nigeria, he says he's untouchable. 

Ladies usually hide their expensive jewelry once they sight him. Otherwise, when they start to dance, that'll be the end of the jewelry because he'll find a quiet way to yank it off them. This man is dreaded in a certain part of London, and everyone is just whispering out of fear. He even enters any local restaurant of his choice to eat without paying.

Na so me Tatafo say I no fear anybody, say I go carry the man matter come meet my people here who'd proffer a lasting solution to my London ajebos wen dey fear this don. 

After seeing the pictures of this man and his supposed wife, one question I asked was whether she knows about this, or she's just not bothered because she benefits from the 'operation'? If husband be pick pocket, wetin wife go be? 

Na question Tatafo ask oh! 

Anyway Mr man, your day of reckoning don dey near small small. Until then.....

Tatafo remains loyal 

Catchya 

Ehn Stella, I dey wait for our dinner abi lunch. I patiently await your arrival to London this summer. And you gonna pay for it all Mami. You bet baybay!! Lolz

Abeg abeg Tatafo waka far,you dey complain about person but you dey find who go buy you free food.

Ehen my people make una see the cards when remain from last nights shoki aaaah...Thank na Lebara tatafo dey use ..lol

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