Monday, June 13, 2016
How True Is This?
I read this and it kinda of made sense to me but i dont know if he is just trying his hands at comedy as usual....It is true that one should be specific when praying to God yeah?
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Gobe
ReplyDeleteAs a joke, it's not even funny.
DeleteI think its a joke but he kinda made a tiny little sense.
DeleteThe only fruit the Womb bears is a child. The only thing you should be specific about is the sex of the fruit.
Delete"Unfunny" joke
What is "kinda of"? Gbagaun alert!!!!!
DeleteSo not funny!!!!!!!!
DeleteEnd time clown
ReplyDeleteI agree with one trillion hahaha
DeleteKind of true, fibroid,cyst are also fruit from womb bcos drs described them with fruit size .
DeleteThis by is becoming so unreasonable by the day
ReplyDeleteThis guy is becoming so unreasonable by the day
ReplyDeleteAnnoying too
DeleteVery annoying idiot.
DeleteI blame those who call him a comedian.
This man don wako,
ReplyDeleteTo some extent he his right dou
Gbagaun alert!!!
DeleteHahahahahaha.So true
ReplyDeleteHow? Pls explain.
DeleteFunny but not funny
ReplyDeleteAnnoying
DeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThis guy is never funny to me.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was just me.
DeleteBless you
DeleteAlways sound stupid
DeleteYh.. He acts like a retard
DeleteFoolish Okon
ReplyDeleteLol....
DeleteHilarious! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
ReplyDeleteHe tries to force funny, mtcheewe
ReplyDeleteIf this was meant to be a joke it ain't even funny.
ReplyDeleteEven the bible recognised and used the word "fruit of the womb"( psalm 127: 3).
So any TTC person who uses this words in prayer ain't praying amiss.
True this is funny.
ReplyDeleteI have never liked this guy. I don't find his jokes funny.
ReplyDeleteFunny
ReplyDeleteLolz...but its truth.
ReplyDeleteWe have to be specific with our request.
My dear is true oooo. Same thing with money. If you need money don't tell God 'please bless me with money,' just go straight to the point and tell Him the amount of money you need. For instance, you need 1M, instead of telling God please bless me with 'money,' tell Him God please bless me with '1M'. Because if you fail to do so, he might end up giving you any amount of money like 10k, 50k 0r 100k, even 5K instead of the 1M. You need a wife/husband, tell Him your choice. You want the person short, tall, bend, round, anyhow, tell God. The Holy Bible tells us that anything God "HEARS US SAY ANYTIME WE ARE PRAYING IS WHAT HE WILL DO." Read these verses you'll understand more - Mark 11:24, 1 John 5:15, James 1:6, Matthew 7:7-8, Luke 11:9-13, Matthew 21:22, Zechariah 10:6, Mark 11:24, Matthew 18:19. My favourite - John 14:13) Please clearly state your needs before God in prayers and He won't disappoint you.
ReplyDeletePlease no even try to justify that nonsense he said abeg...Psalm127:3 says what?
DeleteEverything no be joke abeg.
This is a sensitive subject. Moreover the Bible makes reference of fruit of the womb. Okon pack one side.
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This is not funny at all. Writing funny jokes is different from stage performance or acting comedy script. This one dry pass harmathan season.
ReplyDeleteIs that why you can't spell harmattan?
DeleteWell, fruit of the womb is always a child, same way fruit of a mango tree is always a mango.
ReplyDeleteI don't see how this is supposed to be funny.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Lol.Search me.
DeleteLet's just say even the best comedians have their bad days. Lol
But for real we need to be clear and straight to the point when praying to God. Dont say God can see your heart and automatically knows wat you want. Afterall when Jesus heard blind bartimaeus screaming "have mercy on me" according to the scriptures he still asked him, "what do you want me to do for you?" A man that is obviously blind. He had to answer "lord, that i may see" before his healing could come. Imagine if he had started saying "lord, u knw na, u can see my condition na, i no fit work since because them no dey give blind people work and hunger wants to kill me because im blind etc who knws if Jesus would have waka pass him.
ReplyDeleteSo pls lets me specific in our intentions.
I dislike when people use God to joke. Is this supposed to make me laugh or what?
ReplyDelete@AUDREY thats bcoz you are always bitter biko drink a jar of honey it will help. hehhehehehehe funny but true. we have to be specific in our prayers. will recommend you all read HOW TO PRAY EFFECTIVELY BY PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOME.
ReplyDeleteThis man should stop trying too hard abeg he's not funny.
ReplyDeleteHe's correct
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I don't find him funny sef
ReplyDeleteI find this guy annoyingly DRY. I dont even get what all the noise about how 'funny' he is is about. The rolling of the eyes and that annoying accent he does is extremely infuruating. Even when he's playing the role of an igbo man he still uses calabar accent. Just imagine
ReplyDeleteSo what has he said now? This isn't funny abeg.
ReplyDeleteThe fruit of a mango is a mango. That of the Womb is a child so one saying God should bless her with the fruit of the womb,the person is telling God to bless her with a child/Children.
Stop trying to create joke out of everything most especially things you have little or no knowledge about.
Nigeria is so hard , they don't even serve food in dreams again. Na wa ooo. TOM
ReplyDeleteGod is not a fool. He knows what you need even before you ask Him. This is not funny and it makes no sense at all.
ReplyDeleteYes God knows what we need, the question is why do we have to pray? Remember every disappointment there is a blessed meaning read the post again and also ask God for understanding don't just jump into conclusion
ReplyDeleteOkon is just plain dumb!fruit of the womb is a biblical term .He's just being am ignoramus and its definitely not funny.
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