HIAN!!!
NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
TWO MINUTES NOODLE
Hello Stella how are you doing? i absolutely love your blog from chronicles to singles and mingles to TTC you are doing such a great job please keep it up.
Please don’t reveal my identity.
Ok so here goes, i have being seeing this guy for about a year now, the first time we met i didn’t have sex with him for the first five months of dating, the period of getting to know someone and all. the first time we eventually did have sex, he came after two minutes, i thought it was just the initial excitement so i let it slide. but Stella the thing continued,the guy once his penis touches the face of my Vayjayjay he will make it to just TWO STROKES and thats the end.
Stella to me sex is very important in a relationship so one doesn’t go outside. i have never done that and don’t plan on doing that. i like this guy, he treats me right and is very respectful, this is actually the best relationship i have had the only problem i have now is this premature ejaculation problem.
I have spoken privately with friends who have told me that its not a big deal and it can be cured,BUT i have to talk to him about it , another issue is that we both reside in Canada so the local herbs that where prescribed is Not SOMETHING we readily have access to and lastly, i just can’t bring myself to talk to him about it. i spoke to him about fore play and he asked me what i liked and has actually being trying to please me as much as he can. so you see he is not a selfish person at all, but sex, sex is just horrible.
Please my fellow BVS two questions
1. How do i tell this man about his bedroom problems without hurting his feelings, thats my actual fear, forget that he is a man, he is a human being and the worst thing you can do is break someones spirit and i don’t want to do that to this person, i want a sensitive way of talking about it.
2. has anybody experienced or is anyone experiencing this ? is this something that can be cured permanently or is this something am going to have to deal with for the rest of our lives?
Stella also use your red pen here if you have any advice on how to go about this .
Have advice keh?It would be pot calling kettle black if i say anything oh cos i am a two minute noodle as well.hehehhehehehehhehhe..
Make i read whether i go see solution biko
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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
JEALOUS COUSIN OR DANGEROUS LE BOO?
Good day Madam Stella, may God bless you and all yours for an amazing work you're doing. I really appreciate you and i love you dearly.
I'm in a mess and i'm loosing it.... I'm a lady of 26 years and an entrepreneur ...... So i met this man about two years ago at a wedding... Oh well he asked for my number, which i did give him. He started calling and stuff, to be honest i was not interested because of him been a friend to my cousin's husband.
Oh well one of those days you leave your phone around, he kept calling and my mum was curious in which i told her who he is and what he wanted.....my mum then was like give him a chance and i did .However, during one of our discussions, he mentioned how he told my cousin that he likes me and she discouraged him. I informed my mum and she was like her opinion does not matter.
I fell in love with this man and he is amazing even with all his imperfections.
On May 28th, My mum called me and said that she does not want me with him again if i want to remain her daughter.... My whole world crashed!
Okay what happened??
she said that my cousin said he wants to scatter her marriage and some other stuff which are plain lies,so she does not think he's a good man for me. I was shocked because this man even hates gossip. He detests talking about people and their business, so i'm wondering how possible it would be for him to want to scatter his friend's marriage....... My mum and siblings are supporting my cousin and i'm just frustrated.....
I confronted him and he was like he has not even seen the said friend for a while because he is out of Nigeria, My mum even went ahead to call him and warned him....
I love my mum so much and i love this man too.....
Stella and fellow bvs help me out....
There are two things here..its either your man is guilty or your cousin is jealous ........I think your cousin is jealous!
Why dont you try to get your man to call your mum and talk things over with her since her opinion means a lot to you?
If i was you,i would try to have a one on one with the cousin as well and find out what is really going on.
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NARRATIVE NUMBER THREE
CONFUSED WIFE TRYING TO ABORT
NARRATIVE NUMBER THREE
CONFUSED WIFE TRYING TO ABORT
So I read on your blog yesterday about someone who was thanking God that she was able to conceive. This life tho, people are trying to concieve while me I'm trying to abort.
My husband beats me at the slightest provocation, he's erratic and has got a fiery temper. I want to leave him. I just had a baby 5 months ago, and just discovered yesterday that I'm pregnant again... So I've decided to abort this pregnancy, take my 5months old baby and leave him. When I was 4months pregnant with my first baby, he beat me up until I fainted. I was 7months pregnant, he beat me up again.
I've been this close to committing suicide because of him. He's a monster. I have scars all over my body from several beatings. On one occasion he even beat up my younger sister, but she ran to the kitchen and used a frying pan on his head. I'm so ashamed of being married to him. Am I doing something bad by deciding to abort this baby?
I believe this is the way out, I just need confirmation that this is the way out. Please advice, no negativity. Thanks.
Ota,please leave him if you have to but please DONT ABORT THAT BABY ..PLEASE!
Lord fix it!
ReplyDeleteDid I just read stella's reply to the first chronicle ? What rubbish. Ahhh , pls I respect you too much. Don't give unreasonable people reasons to pick on you. Lemme assume you dint write that. Going back to read the rest. Wtf
DeleteOh, I fear. Thought I read something else. My bad. No vex..was already vexing on ur behalf. Lol
DeletePoster 2, if my husband has a friend, I will be in a better position to know his true character than a babe that the guy is toasting because he will be his normal self with my hubby but show u d side of himself he wants u to see. What if your cousin is right? If u enter and start to see pepper, u go begin disturb our ear with chronicle. Use your head o. Men can be very deceptive. Don't allow infatuation and greed (4 his money) to cloud your judgment. Find out what your cousin knows about him and listen so that if u enter one chance in future, u will have yourself to blame
DeleteWhen you will not read and understand b4 rushing to comment, you tot she said her husband is a 2min man bah....
DeleteTGIF
ReplyDeleteGet HIGH or Die Trying...
Poster 3
ReplyDeleteAbort the mission!
Dh was also a two min noodle too, we tried all to know avail only to discover he has an sensitive cap, so he wears condom n can go for hours bt once its off, he lasts for abt 3-5 mins n den releases. I think u guys shld try it
DeletePoster one, the guy knows he has a problem that's why he's so sweet and caring,once u help him cure it,he"ll start gbrnshing and trying out his new power like Toby in spider man.
ReplyDeleteUr right
DeleteHave u guys noticed that all the guys with erectile dysfunction are always nice and caring? What makes u think that the guy doesn't know he has a problem? If u marry him, u r on your own. How many ppl in that situation ever get better? He must have fucked enough ppl without condom for years and gotten enuf STDS n that's y his thing has parked. No hope where he is concerned o. Get ready to be cheating. 2 rounds kwa? If na u get comma, will he date u? Women keep suffering for men who won't do d same for them
DeleteI wonder y girls like thinking of a nice way to tell guys that they r bad in bed. When d guy insult babe say she no get nyash n slippers breast, do they consider d lady b4 saying it? Tell d guy he is a 2 second guy biko
DeleteBAD ASS BITCH
He knows he has a problem,so talk to him
DeleteChineke! You women can be so mean. Gosh! Can you prove medically that only wayward guys have quick ejaculation problem?
DeleteYes she needs to tell him he has issues, but not in a mean way. It shows how polite you ladies/women are anyways. Poster stay with him and Yes he can be fine and should be fine if he gets treated.
I ll be right back...
ReplyDeleteHian! Odikwa risky!
ReplyDeleteIt is well with all the posters.
ReplyDeletePoster 3 if u r so sure you will leave without returning, go! N if you have a good job, keep the pregnancy, if u don't, abort it n care for d one u have.
ReplyDelete2 mins or 2 secs????
ReplyDeleteI guess she meant 2 sec..
DeleteIs there any that's okay out of the two above ? Dull head.
Delete@don mayor pls ask them oo
DeleteDon Mayer, you are the dull head herr because she said he goes 2 strokes and he is done. 2 strokes can't be achieved in 2 mins but seconds..
DeleteKeep trolling..
A bi o.
DeleteIt is well with all the posters.
ReplyDeletePoster 3 is the only one I saw.
ReplyDeleteHe beat you all through the first child but you stayed put till he planted another seed. Please how do you people do it? Spread legs for a man after he has panel beated the living daylight out of you.
If you are not far gone abort but I am pretty sure you'd keep the baby and stay put after some people will tell you otherwise.
Doppelganger Stop judging plzzz i beg you
DeleteThis woman is in pain and needs help! What do you gain from sounding so harsh and heartless to these people? It's not nice at all.. i'm not supporting her for staying till now to get pregnant again for the devil but i won't judge her cos i do not know her reasons for staying. But the good news is she wants to leave now and that's a huge step.
These people write in these chronicles cos they are confused and need our help! Stop judging them all the damn time! Gosh
Oh pls shut up and go read your nusery rhymes or sth
DeleteKeep quiet Sassy Mum, I wasn't referring to you. Why not drop your opinion and leave me to mine.
DeleteThis blog is big enough for everyone to say what they feel, you don't buy my data.
I judge all the time you say, you must be taking notes then and please endeavour to buy more notes to write down my comments.
Anon you go dey alright last last.
This doppelganger is so annoying.
DeleteI really wonder where you get off sounding this harsh and judgemental....Nawa!!
DeletePoster 3 do leave him as fast as you can before he kills you.and do not abort the baby.and as for how she got pregnant a@Doppenelgananger am sure the man must have forced himself on her.
DeletePanel beaten not panel bested.
DeleteThank me later Doppel.
Panel beaten not panel beated.
DeleteThank me later Doppel.
Sassy fire look at you, pot calling kettle black, you are on here daily judging people too. Sit down aunty and keep my comment to your almost name sake in mind.
DeleteI ain't here for any of you or your fake likeness.
@ poster 3. There is no smoke without fire. Something must have attracted the beaten. Some women are very bad mouthed and some men are also wild animal. If she cant cope, she should leave to avoid murder.
DeleteSassy mum. Some people need to hear the harsh truth pls.
Delete1 you either speak with him or walk away. I can deal personally
ReplyDelete2 you cousin is a jealous devil. When he returns he should meet with your mom and have a lengthy discussion
3 Do whatever will make you happy and satisfied.
Poster one, if sex is important to you, pls go n look for a guy that can run a train on you. No be fuck? U go see fuck tire.
ReplyDeleteKikikikkikik exactly o dono y she's here asking nonsense question..u love people with their imperfections..for d fact u not ok with d sex den leave nd find someone else dat will do it d way u like since sex is ur priority in life
DeletePoster two,there's something fishy going on between ur cousin and ur man,maybe they've been intimate in the past,your cousin still has feelings for him and is super jealous. Put ur detective hat on babe.All the best.
ReplyDeleteNa you sabi de business.
DeleteWow! I never thought of this angle!
DeleteThis blog has both intelligent people and dumb heads. LOL
May God save all of you guys! See Chronicles.
ReplyDeletePoster two! They can't accuse someone outta d blues. Carry ur mom,ur bf n March to ur cousin's house n trash d issue once n for all.
ReplyDeleteNice one Blackberry.
DeleteExactly. I suspect the man is lying about something.
DeletePlease i need a like button for this comment.
DeleteI like this your solution o.. Funny 😀👅👌
DeletePoster one leave see biko
DeleteExactly
DeletePoster one leave sex biko, who sex epp
DeleteGbam! No need for he said,she said story.
DeleteBest advice. Dont let each of them know they will be meeting each other. Your mom, your cousin and your man. If possible include your cousin's husband. I smell something fishy. So that your cousin can repeat what she said in the presence of your man and her husband.
DeletePoster 1...No comment.
ReplyDeletePoster 2...let the cousin come and repeat whatever she said in front of your man! Don't let her know he will be there. Just tell her to come hangout and from there ask her to say it all in front of your man.
As she talks, watch your man's reactions to it all.
It's most likely they had a relationship or a crush that went wrong.
Poster 3..let the married ones help you.
Exactly! @advice for poster 2
DeletePoster 1: You are nothing but "a vagina and potato brain". Keep having sex instead of building a relationship that will grant you a trustworthy marriage.
ReplyDeleteEverything na marriage for your side, goat. She needs to be with someone that makes her happy, I think she should find someone else... Surely there must be someone out there who is nice and caring and gives good D for her perfect time.
DeleteAnon 14:08, do u have premature ejaculation? Pele
DeleteSo instead of her to marry she shld be looking for a 5hours guy abi..?
DeleteHIAN!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't like people fornicating
Get married people
Get married 💑
Stop "taking and receiving and giving Dick n pussy""
Lord Jesus!!,...Cleanse these First narrator from sins
Sprinkles holy water
@Galore
Don't mind them. Keep your legs together...mermaid, na lie, even send chronicles join.
DeleteStella u r just not serious
ReplyDeletePoster 2 why don't you go to the source of the problem. Your cousin is the person who said these things so go and talk to her in the presence of her husband who is this guy's friend.
ReplyDeleteLet her know how you feel about him and why she thinks he isn't right for you.
Was it your mother or someone else that picked her husband for you? Let her also know that if you end up marrying the guy, the good or bad in the marriage will be carried by you so she should mind her business.
Or let them chase this guy away and laugh at you years later if you end up with no one.
Gbam
DeletePoster 1, there is no solution to his problem. It is either u are a performer or u are a disgrace in bed
ReplyDeleteI can still remember the third time my gf visited. She came by 9am and left by 6pm. After I dropped her off. She told me that I am too strong. Dat I no dey tire. She said so if she had slept over I would have killed her with too much action.
Lolz
DeleteLmao.. james tho
DeleteNa so! Over imaginative nincompoop! Keep day dreaming there, why do I have the feeling you are 14?
DeleteThere's a solution James, stop lying.
DeleteTaaaa... liar liar.
DeleteLol @ I am too strong.
DeleteDreamer.
James, you're one hell of a guy. Drop your details during SM. I think you're one interesting somebody. Till tomorrow......
DeleteDis James guy must b an idiot .I always see ur shitty comments
DeleteLol fool
DeleteJames 😂😂😂😂
Delete@ James: I actually lol, silly you.
DeleteHahahahahahaha
DeleteGuy pls its official, u have quite an imaginative memory
Tnx for making me laugh so hard ds night
OMG! Anon 17:02 Awwww. Very nice of you. I will definitely participate bcos you alone. See u 2moro dear
DeleteLol @Anon 17:11 leave James for us o
DeleteNo one takes him serious here unless u are new.
poster 3:
ReplyDeleteThere is something ABOUT ABORTIONS which I'd like us to see. When one kills (or encourages the killing of; see Prov. 6:16-17) innocent children, the consequences are three. 1. You deny yourself the joy of having a home (remember the Hebrew midwives who spared babies against Pharaoh's advice to kill them; God rewarded them with families; Ex.1) 2. You risk "sudden death" in the hands of another fellow/accidents etc. remember Gen.9:6 and thirdly, you deny yourself eternal life! What a life! God isn't going to call you to glory if you do not repent. Jesus said; come to me all you that labor and are heavy laden and I will give you rest; that's Matt. 11:28. If you do not repent, you'd keep on laboring for the Serpent. But if you repent and make Jesus your Lord today and begin to read your scriptures; you'd find peace and the above three lots will not be yours. God bless you.
After all this preaching, you go give her money to take care of the pikin abi?
DeleteAbi oo? Help me ask the preacher. Life is a choice, choose wisely!
DeletePoster 3:
ReplyDeleteA colleague of mine who owns and runs a hospital does "abortions of all kinds". I had always wondered that in spite of being a well trained specialist, he seemed to have settled on just aborting kids and it gave him so much money. No matter how much we (his colleagues) warned him to "reform his practice", he did not take heed. Once he was travelling with his wife and two kids on an interstate highway, he suddenly began to scream; "look at that kid crossing the highway, imagine that kid . . .!" His wife who was seated on the front passenger seat told him that she couldn't see any kid, His kids behind said same (the man NEVER had any psychological issues in life and was NEVER on any addictive substance). next he matched on the breaks and the car flipped severally. He woke up after a few days in a hospital and when he asked about his family, was told that they were all dead; he began to weep. He wanted to get up and found that he was limbless.
Exodus 1:15 The king of Egypt said to the Hebrew midwives, whose names were Shiphrah and Puah, 16“When you are helping the Hebrew women during childbirth on the delivery stool, if you see that the baby is a boy, kill him; but if it is a girl, let her live.” 17The midwives, however, feared God and did not do what the king of Egypt had told them to do; they let the boys live. 18Then the king of Egypt summoned the midwives and asked them, “Why have you done this? Why have you let the boys live?”
19The midwives answered Pharaoh, “Hebrew women are not like Egyptian women; they are vigorous and give birth before the midwives arrive.”
20So God was kind to the midwives and the people increased and became even more numerous. 21And because the midwives feared God, he gave them families of their own. NIV
poster 3:
ReplyDeleteI work in a hospital and the most cases of "septic abortions" (abortions that get infected etc.) that we see is usually during the first quarter of the year; a fallout of vaginal pounding during Christmas and valentine. Chai, come and see beautiful dead girls, lost wombs, bedridden ones and so on. What pains me most is that these girls will continue denying that they had abortion as if the doctor is a magistrate that will sentence them to death. One denied aborting till she breathed her last only for the nurses that were to prepare her body for the morgue to pull out a mangled baby's remains from her vagina.
And these boys just continue to prowl on the next victims -any vagina that opens! Girls, there is no "rest in peace" if you did not let babies find peace in your womb when the "mistake" of premarital sex was made. If this is your case and you survived it; repent, we all make mistakes.
The guilty ones who do not want to repent are those that will come under my post to rant. Having said it, they will perhaps hide under anonymous and talk about how "nothing happened"! It takes just one day for the thief and murderers to be caught!
Poster2, sit both your cousin and the man down together and talk things over, they should tell u what the problem is.No need of this one said this, that one said that, it should be a face 2 face thing. @ poster 3, u better run for your life. P1 use style and ask ur bobo why he likes cuming quick, na joke u go use solve the matter then u tel how u want it
ReplyDeletePoster 3, so he's a monster and you readily opened ur legs for him again without taking precautions afterwards??? You guys can like to spoil someone's day with ur chronicles... I'm sure you'll stay even after you birth ur baby and then the circle continues until you get to the "I can't leave him cos of my children" point...
ReplyDeleteI mean even if you don't love yourself, don't you love ur kids as well?? Can anyone take care of them the way you would should anything happen to you? Or you want them to constantly be watching ur agbaya fights??
Sister give urself brain!!
All these domestic violence victims, don't u guys have brothers that can beat or threaten ur husbands?
DeletePoster one, you don't want to tell this guy or you don't know how to tell him? But it's it everything you guys bring up here. Discuss this thing with him politely so he can look for solution and stop dying in silence.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: don't be carried away with been in love with him. If you where in ur cousins shoe you would ve done same, I don't even know why he allowed him asked you out or why didn't she spoil it from the beginning. Such relationships where ur cousin hubby is a friend to this ur guy always bring things like this one says, the other one said this so plz don't break ur cousins marriage break up with this guy. How long have you known him that you are defending him like that, that he hates gossip and all that. Men are the best gossip you can ever think of.
Poster 3: you know if you should leave your husband, can you stay unmarried till jesus comes? If not I would ve advice you leave him so you don't die up top marriage but am sorry to remind you marriage is for better or worse so leaving him and thinking of looking for someone else will be a sin in the sight of God. Please put him in prayers. I know it's difficult but put him in prayers. I don't even know what's wrong with men of dis days, beating up their wife's like they can face their mates outside.
Put him in prayers? POSTER 3 PLS DONT BOTHER READING THE ABOVE.
DeleteNARRATIVE 1:
ReplyDeleteA "two minute noddle" can make you pregnant, and he can dump you too after series of two minutes;
WHO opens legs for sex?
Who get's pregnant?
Who bears the guilt of abortion (the man shares in the consequences though; see Proverbs 6:16) and cries every second/everyday?
Who is heartbroken and shattered and confused?
Who has insecurity and low self esteem?
Who is seen as the whore?
Who has suicidal thoughts (yes you murdered a human being or more see Gen. 9:6)?
Who sulks even a decade after the man has moved on, married and had kids?
Who is dumped?
On and on and on.
LADIES, WHY NOT CLOSE THIS HOLE CALLED VAGINA UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED? THE TEST THAT A MAN "LOVES YOU" IS THAT HE IS ABLE TO RESPECT YOUR BODY TILL HE PAYS YOUR BRIDE PRICE.
When the man finishes with you he moves on to the next "gullible victim"
Leave such men who are only interested in you body (no; just interested in your vagina and breasts) alone and face your life and make it right with God and do not kill kids etc.
Jesus says; "whoever comes to me I will not cast away". Matthew 7:6 "Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.
Madam Preacher, get a blog i.d.
DeleteP3 u don't have to abort b4 u can move out,move out with d pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteP1
ReplyDeleteI don't understand like u're not ok with 2 minutes? All ds sex freak everywhere i dnt jst get it,as long as he does d fore play well jst manage na.is sex even food?oya go find a dog wey go knack u for hours! Rubbish
P2 abeg nothing to tell u
P3 dont abort but try nd leave before he beats u to death Nne
We all have priorities when it comes to life and marriage... If sex is on the top 5 of her criteria to choose a partner, let her find it & be fulfilled in her marriage, she knows what she wants, and wldnt want to cheat, so don't talk her down..... Yours might be money or a good christian, life is too short to manage any rubbish.
DeleteMind u dey ain't married,ds is fornication which is a sin nd she's still complaining on top it,she shld find her way if d guy is not her type in bed instead of coming here to talk nonsense,,like d guy will now go nd take something dat will affect him later cos he's dating a dog? She shld go for d ones dat can take her 5 hours nd leave d poor boy alone,some ppl enjoy d 2mins.
DeleteSex isn't food yes but even after d foreplay,one still need dt thrusting
DeleteAm married bt 9yrz now wt 2kids but hubby is a 2sec man
He gvs head and rubs my clitoris until I cum even at dt,I want more fucking like moreeeeee but b4 I say Jack,hez there.At times ifeel like going nut but wat can I do? Hv never cheated n can NEVER
Even d tin self,he no de gree do every time he's always always busy and sex is d last tin on his mind
Na wa o! Ds is d only reason i still don't know y fornication is a sin..imagine if u guys had sex before d marriage at least u would have known ds nd u might not have married him...u are still faithful some women go jst bone d man nd get a serious sugar boy to be giving it to them..i still think I should taste my husband doe nd make sure he's wat i want..marriage na everlasting abeg i no want story
Delete*him*
ReplyDeleteOh God have mercy save we single ladies from future wife beaters
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeletePoster 3, why is your horseband always beating u up.
ReplyDeleteAre you stubborn?
Do you always run your mouth anyhow?
Yes!! And she's fat and lazy, too lazy to even be on the pills secretly so she dsnt get preg, while she plans to leave him.
DeleteStella your INBOX FULL TODAY OOO? WETIN HAPPEN.
ReplyDeletePoster 1..... I wonder how women instead of enjoying the sex, will be looking at the time to know how many minutes the man will stay. Na wa for una ooo. Go get a dildo or get a SIDE BOO if you love the man too much. Instead una go leave wetin dey write for bolekeja enter motor, una go dey look the meaning of what they write.
Poster 2...... You have to choose one. YOUR MUM OR YOUR BOYFRIEND OR HUSBAND TO BE. Listen to your heart. It is well.
Poster 3.... I feel sorry for you. I dont know why domestic violent is gaining upper hand and the man has no fear even with pregnancy. BETTER LEAVE THAT IDIOT. IF you want to abort the baby... DO IT if you dont have money or the means to take care of yourself and the other baby. I am sure you are a HOUSEWIFE.
if you have money and can take care of the pregnancy.. GO AHEAD.
Love me jeje your comments no dey ever make sense.
DeleteP3 u want to die there abi? Carry ur child and pregnancy and leave biko.
ReplyDeletePoster 2, I think your cousin's jealous. You should talk to both her and your mum.
ReplyDeletePoster 3, abortion is never the way out. Please leave him but keep the baby. You are not alone, sounds like you've got family that have your back, they will help you through, God will see you through. Just trust in him, there's nothing he can't do. Abortion isn't the answer please. So sorry for what you going through. Take heart.
Poster 1... tell him, I've been in your situation before and I told the guy straight up, and he said he'll get help but he didn't work on it and I left him.. just tell him!
ReplyDeletePoster two... why are you worried??? All you need to do is have a meeting where everyone is present, to know who is lying.
Poster 3.. don't abort, just leave darling!
Poster 1 get your man to start going to the gym and eating healthy. Within a month to 3 he'll turn into a machine. Go to the gym with him if you have to as encouragement. That way you can avoid having a demoralising conversation with him.
ReplyDeletePoster 2. This is to you and all other bvs who constantly make this mistake. There's a BIG difference between lose and loose.
To lose is to misplace or be defeated.
Loose on the other hand means not tight, slack.
Now I think the problem your cousin is having with your man has something to do with their past. Maybe they were romantically involved, they've slept together or something along those lines. Like stella adviced, you should talk to your cousin but I doubt she'll tell you the real reason behind her judgement.
Poster three please if you know you dont have the capacity of taking care of your baby much more of the incoming one, please abort. Dont listen to any hypocrite that will tell you otherwise. They wont be here to carry the cross with you.
ReplyDeleteTalking about hyprocrites aint you one of them?
DeleteYou were one those condeming my comment days back,because I yabbed an Iya apkati,but today you are here advicing someone to commit murder because in your words 'no money' really?the only diff between you and a ritualist/assasin is that they do theirs for money,while you can kill your own child,because of poverty but still remain broke!
And yes! Life starts from day1! Call it evacuation,abortion, it all boils down to one thing,An innocent life has bn terminated. Both you the advicer,the doctor performing the d&c and the woman herself are all murderers!
Next time think well before condemning other ppls comment,not like you are any better.
ShanzEmpire
Please carry your uncouth self away from my comment. Oh! So it pained you that much. Next time you wanna call someone absurd names, you think carefully. Nonsense somebody looking for relevance where there is none. And please, leave me to my opinion. The poster said she wanted honest opinions and i just delivered mine. Dont come here forming rubbish when you are probably commenting after having an abortion!
Deleteshanz empire God bless you.
DeleteReally? God bless Shanz Empire for doing what exactly???!
DeletePlease, poster requested that you drop ur honest opinion and allow others do same. That is the rule of the game.
Poster1: if trully he doesnt know ure far from being satisfied sexually, then his case is really bad, why on earth will he assume thats a satisfying round, when he cant even be rigid to attempt a 2nd round after the failed one. If ure finding it difficult to be vocal about his shortcomings, why not insist u both watch porn together & synchronize your acts.. while theyre on foreplay, you should also be on foreplay... when the thrusting starts, he should also insert his sim card, if he lasts 2mins again, which i know he will.. you can then utter "Ah Ah.. youve come already?? i dont xpect him to be as good as porn stars, but if he can deliver half, you sure wldnt complain. BTW, some cases of ED lasts yrs, depending on the individuals approach.
ReplyDeletePoster2: He should come down from wherever he is and you all can storm your cousins house & hear whos lying.
Poster3: How do you still open nyash for a beast?
whats the difference b/w such a man and the recently shot Gorilla? they can both be harmful to an innocent child, theyre both ugly without human feelings, theyre a threat to society... sadly only one was in a zoo.
DandC is a personal decision, its even been legalized in some countries, what ever floats ur boat madam.
Ouch! @poster 3. True though
Delete@ poster one.. .. No offence you sound like a Real dick and Jack ass!!! Sex is not everything in a relationship. Get a grip, you're embarrassing your man by disclosing his anxiety to perform sexually to your friends.
ReplyDeleteTo the last post... Two children is not too much.. Please don't abort.
ReplyDeleteposter 1 : i once had a guy like that and trust me immediately i knew, i fled far away from him. don't allow any guy pour san san inside your garri o!
ReplyDeleteposter 2 : go and talk to your cousin and find out why she is peddling stories about ur boo. its either she is jealous or she can see something about him you are not seeing.
poster 3 : decisions made in anger usually end up wrong and full of regrets. i suggest you think it over well before you take any rash decision.
Hmmn
ReplyDeleteP1.seriously it's gonna hurt him but to I think it's best that you find remedy ist.then come and tell him love you have found d something that can make him last, cus you will enjoy him more if he dose last.
ReplyDeleteP2. There us no smoke without fire, so check well something might have happened before your cousin started talking, though she might have spiced it up outta jealousy.
P2.. please run away, dear please walk away but don't touch the unborn child. C.Ronaldo could have being aborted but look at what he turned out to be today. So please live now you are still alive. May God see you true.
All I see in this chronicle is poster three.pls dear flush that bastard off your womb cos he will just grow up to be like his father if its a boy. So do our future damsels a huge favor. Don't forget to fly from that monster. He will just kee u on top nothing
ReplyDeleteChronicle has landed .opens totoh
Your comment is as foolish as you what else do you kw other than to open totoh and also think from totoh.
Deletecalling someone's child a bastard did d poster say she doesn't kw the father of her unborn child?
How dare you open your smelling mouth to abuse an innocent unborn child you even went ahead to say the child will be like the father.
My dear karma kws your address better go n pray to God to forgive you else you also be in house and became pregnant but people will always tag ur kids as bastard or attribute their fathers ill behavior to them. Bitch.
You would have abused the mother and keep her innocent unborn child out of this. Bitch
DeleteAnd you posterJust after 5 months of putting to birth and to even Mk matters worst a wife bitter what happened to birth control pills? Now u want to kill that innocent child because of ur carelessness u better don't abort that child.
Oh.. Mbaise girl or whatever.. U must be a ridiculous person to call the innocent child a bastard. Who talks like this sef? U miserable b***h!!! He may even grow up to be a better man.
DeletePoster 1, no advice, poster 2 I think ur cousin is jealous trust me. There is no solid evidence that ur man actually did wat they are saying. Question, y is ur mum taking sides with ur cousin??? At least she should ve given him the benefit of doubt instead of jumping into conclusion. Stick with your man and then confront ur cousin and hubby one on one let them state facts. Which kind broad day light witchcraft be dis!!!! Most importantly draw closer to God, be more prayerful cos sometimes when you are close to ur glory, d devil tries to destroy ur happiness. God will see u thru.
ReplyDeleteSo because we complained that chronicles these days is becoming dry and Stella decided to chok us with them today.
ReplyDeleteTo Poster 1, even without telling him, he knew his problem and that's why he's treating you rightly. He must have lost many ladies to this problem, hence the reason he's been nice. The bitter truth is, find a very comfortable relax time to discuss it with him and you will know the next step to follow.
@Poster 2, the drama surrounding this your relationship is just too much, I think you should back out.
@Poster 3, the Lord is your strength
*Larry was here*
Poster one you are on your own oh, me I can't deal meh. Say what? 2mins? Nahhh
ReplyDeletei m new here..hello sdkers!
ReplyDelete1) Stop having premarital sex biko lol! Then sit him down and tell him in the "gentliest" of way, so he won't feel hurt. But make sure he is an understanding man before you tell him oo
ReplyDelete2) Ahh your story is kinda confusing oo, abeg let others advice you. Pele
3) Don't abort the baby plz.. look for an NGO to help you out, then you leave! God be with you dear
Sassy mum, did u marry a virgin?
DeleteIf ure not yet married, are u still a virgin?
To talk just de hungry una.
Anon i'm smiling cos i do not have to answer any of your questions lol. Pele o
DeleteStop having premarital sex my foot!! So if she had gotten married to him only to find out he is a 2mins man...there's nothing wrong in sampling biko, who mermaid epp? Hissing *
DeleteSassy mum you were up there judging Doppelganger but your down here doing same thing you called her out on.
DeleteHmm. Life! Different people, different problems
ReplyDeletePoster 1. Sorry oo.. but try and discuss it with him. U shud know him better to know how his reaction will be on the said topic.
ReplyDeletePoster 2. Sumtin is fishy. Ur cousin has sumtin against ur man. Mayb she likes him or used to like him or they both know each other more than u can tell. Talk with ur couz let her open up(if she will). Ask ur man to open up to u too (if he will) cos there's more to it.
Poster 3. I dnt knw wat to say. But I think u shud leave him for a while. But dnt kill ur baby pls. Hope u can take care of ur child and pregnancy alone?
Jesus fix it
ReplyDeleteWomen please take note that you can easily get pregnant after your first child within a space of 2-3months while still breastfeeding. Even the not so good Government hospitals always advice women to go for family planning after delivery. The warning is loud and clear.
ReplyDeleteMadam you can leave that marriage but don't touch that child.
Stella oooo...u r officially a clown. Which 1 is u r 2min noodles too? U orgasm in 2mins? Chai, lucky hubby ooo. Unlike sm karishika that its only harder they know how to say like say na olympic gold medal person go win.
ReplyDeleteP1. Let him eat u, knack u for 1min 30 seconds, stop eat u again for like 5mins, knack 1min, eat u 10 mins...when u guys have been at it for 30mins, u go don cum taya sef that u wont even notice how short its been
Hahaha hahaha hahaha Tuscany you won't kill me with laughter
DeleteYou just succeeded in making me horny....sigh!
Delete@Oluwabumsky no be true i talk?
Delete@anon 21:41 dont worry, s and m is 2mrw, u will be gbenshed and ungbenshed
@poster 1
ReplyDeleteHave you tried being on top while on it?It helps to delay ejaculation.If it doesn't help then,bring up this issue when he is in a very good and relaxed mood.
@poster 2
Ask your boyfriend to explain the kind of relationship he has with your cousin.Why did he tell her that he likes you instead of telling you directly?
I can't say who's right or wrong between them but be careful though,things are not always what they seem.
@poster 3
Your husband beats you and yet,you still open your legs to him!your sister is even smarter than you,abeg shift!
Do what your mind tells you,you don't need any confirmation!
Different strokes for different folks......it is well
ReplyDeletePoster 1. Talk to him about it maybe indirectly so that he doesn't get hurt.
ReplyDeletePoster 2. Go and talk to your cousin directly and know what's going on abi you dey fear your cousin?
Poster 3. Leave that man before he kills you (Godforbid) one day and takes in any woman who'll come and maltreat your children and pls don't abort.
Poster 1 if you truly love him, talk to him about it and please be patient with him. Just keep encouraging him. If you dont mind, send me a mail and i will tell you more.
ReplyDeletePoster 2, the only important person here is YOU. What do you want out of the relationship? If i were you, i would chill and watch things unfold. Truth will always come out.
Poster 3, please do not abort the innocent baby. If you feel you have had enough beating, carry your 2 beautiful legs and run. It wont be easy but you would be alive to thank God in the nearest future.
God bless and be with all of you. Amen.
Poster one, communicate with him.
ReplyDeletePoster two, confront bf and cousin.
Poster three, thou shall not commit murder.
Hi, I'm poster 3, I've read all your comments, thank you all for ur honestly... I don't Av a job yet, I just finshed school, I haven't even done NYSC yet. As to allowing oneself get pregnant I was foolish enough to think postinor could help, but it failed me this time. I can only afford to take care of one child, God understands. Thanks all nd God bless.
ReplyDeleteMy dear you are the one wearing the shoe and knows where it pinches you. Am no saint, do whatever rocks your Boat with no regrets. I have two kids no spacing with no regrets but is not easy going around with two toddlers. Whatever decision you take I would respect that cos is not easy o! The Lord is your pillar the decision is yours.
DeleteTry and learn a trade don't kill dat innocent baby am sorry you're through this but at least u would have seen d signs nw ur marriage is too early for this. God help u.
DeletePoster one you need to open up to your man o, except you do not love him or you don't want to settle with him.
ReplyDeleteAll the best
Poster three pls do not abort that baby, you can leave your husband but do not touch that baby. You knew your husband was not a good man, but you still hang your legs on the wall and allowed him to cabash you when you have five months old baby.
ReplyDeletePrayer is the masters key.....
Posrer 2, something happened/is going on between the guy and your cousin. This guy may be lying to you about it. Do your investigation properly and get to the bottom of it. You may not want to find out now cos its not favorable to you, but it may be something that will hurt you deeply when you eventually do.
ReplyDeletePlus if this guy has dated your cousin in the past, you have no business dating him.
Poster 3, no need to do an abortion. Leave the environment for a safer place and learn to be like your sister. Let her teach you how to use frying pan on his head so he will fear you. Treat craze with craze.
ReplyDeleteposter 2 this is what u will do, call a meeting between ur cousin, ur cousins husband, ur boo, ur mother and sisters and tell ur cousin to repeat what she told ur mum about ur boo scattering her marriage, if she is saying the truth, she will show up nd say it in everyones presence but if she is lying, she wont be able to show up or even say that knowing her husband is there nd he knows she is lying. on the other hand if ur boo dosnt show up then know he is d one lying.
ReplyDeleteAre u suggesting cheating?
ReplyDeletePoster two you need to have a heart to heart talk with you man, your mum, your cousin and her husband. Whatever it is the truth will be out. Your cousin may be jealous or the both of the had something in the past.
ReplyDeleteYou need wisdom to fight this cos with your mum supporting your cousin, NNE there is more to it. For now pull back a bit from your relationship and have talk with all of them and see the out comes first.
Pray also for God to speak to your heart.
Those people shouting ' premarital sex' upandan, assuming she waited till she married the guy & later discovers the 2mins thingy then sends her chronicles,
ReplyDeletePls what tune will y'all be singing???
P1: there's a solution to every problem. Open up to him & help him out. You can also research online for possible solutions.
P2: I smell jealousy & past underG runs between your boo & cousin in the past.
Look before you leap!!
P3: how is it possible for you to still have strength to receive pounding after the panel beating you receive from your husband ? Are u into S&M??
You must be a strong lady.
Pls go on your knees & ask God for wisdom
You need it!!!
Now that she has found out she's not trying to leave, instead she's trying to find a solution. It would be the same case if she had waited till after marriage to find out, she'll work on a solution. Stop making excuses to sin.
DeleteDude probably mastubates a lot thus his 2 sec. Lasting. ...
Yes I think her cousin nd that guy has slept with each other codedly before nd that's y she's saying he wants to break her marriage cos she's scared nd d guy won't open up nd tell u d truth poster cos he knows d outcome
DeleteNa wah
ReplyDeleteChronicles......
ReplyDeletePoster two of yesterday chronicles hope you've read poster three's chronicles? Madam rich.
Poster3, Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day...
ReplyDeleteLeave the scene now and work on yourself too.You are not perfect either...
Please bv I need your advice.Am dating a guy and we are very serious.there is a friend of mine that is single (we are not really close like before cos we had a fallout but we have settled).she escorted me to the saloon then my bf came there to give me money.she has never seen him before cos I met him when we were not talking (we didn't talk for over a year)he came with his cousin to the saloon.the next week I want to my bfs house the cousin was telling me he likes that my friend that I should please hook them up.I know my bfs cousin is single and is ready to settle down too.but am scared of hooking him up with that girl because we fell out cos I saw her chat with her bf gossiping about me.and now that we reconciled i am her friend at arms length.she doesn't know anything about me anymore.I don't want to be a devil sitting on someone's destiny but am scared she might tell my bfs cousin stuffs about me when they start dating cos I had a nasty past which she knows and that was what she was gisting her bf then that I saw and quarreled with her.I am a new creature now and really want to hook them up cos she can be nice at times apart from that her gossiping nature but what if she spoils my own in future.Am confused pls advice me.
ReplyDeleteDon't hook dem up!she will end up telling d guy your past..jst tell d guy she's in a relationship nd she doesn't like him simple..make she no come spoil your relationship with her tongue
DeleteMy dear don't hook her up...I repeat don't do dat...let them hook up on her own and anything she tells ur be deny deny deny...u should make ur be trust u to not listen to any side gist...Wetin be past, past ni past kor
DeleteDon't try to hook them up@ anon 16:42. I can bet you she will run her mouth to your boos cousin if they start dating and he must tell your man. Dont use your hand and spoil your relationship o.
DeleteDon't hook them up, tell cousin she's in a serious relationship. Protect your relationship by all means necessary.
DeleteDon't be a fool. Biko tell whoever wants the connection to chill dat she is in a serious relationship, and she is not interest as you have tried ur best connecting. B4 u strt doing oyeoma CY, love ursef 1st., and if the meet by themselves ltr on, no wahala, that means they hv been destined to be together, wen her tap mouth begins to leak like ukpaka, DENY DENY DENY. U kwanu try and CHANGE for the better, my 2cents
DeleteStay your lane oo lmao
DeleteTell d guy she has a guy nd they are about getting married, Dnt ever give her number to d guy, be smart
DeleteLol! That girl is ur karma. Deal with it. When u were doing runs where we there with u?
DeleteU btr tell him she is engaged,mk she no go pour sand fr ur garri...pls be wise
DeleteFree d babe oo
DeleteNot hook them up anything, she'll one day disclose again to ur boos cousin who will disclose to ur boo n if ur boo doesn't really love u he'll brk up with you.
DeleteAlso if u choose to hook them up just be assured that even if ur bf doesn't get to kw abt ur past through his cousin but his cousin kws ur past n warn that ur friend to stop disclosing ur past. Mean reason i don't hv a female close frnd I don't need gossips around me am ok with male frnds.
Dey ur lane! Dont try it oo.. Trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am
DeleteAnnon 16:42.Hook dem up, beg her not to fuck u up. As long as she hangs around u & u are dating ur guy, she ll definiteky hook up with him, so dont be a destiny delayer. If she tells tales about u, tell tales about her too. shoo! U dey fear her?
DeleteIf you ever hook them up than you are a fool,she has a boyfriend leave her alone huh?and don't you ever allow her see,meet your boyfriend or his cousin,receive sense
DeleteDon't hook them up
DeleteDnt hook them up..let the first encounter be a lesson to you. Dont make that mistake again. Stay on your lane let her stay on hers. I am sure she will meet someone herself...dnt cause prbs for yourself. What if she vomits every bad thing you have told her to your cousin? Hope you know your relationship will be automatically over!
DeleteDnt dare introduce her to ur boo's cousin. U wan put sand for ur garri??? Concentrate on ur relationship and be prayerful, except u want her to destroy ur relationship.
DeletePlease I'll advice u stare clear of introducing them on.
DeleteThis thing has happened to a lot of people I know. They want to good by introducing friends, but when the friends get comfortable in the relationship, it's only natural that they start sharing up past little by little. There is no harm in protecting your future. Even God said, love your neighbor as yourself not more than. Let your dear friend sort herself.... Once bitten.....!!!
If you want, you can also find someone safe and neutral to hook the cousin up with so he doesn't stay available, incase they meet some other way.
DeleteFirst and foremost I do not understand how u will be so free to let a friend who betrayed you hang around you.If I have a friend who betrays me,I will forgive u but the friendship dies immediately let alone giving you opportunity to escort me to d salon.
DeleteIf u now decide to tell ur guy's friend DT she is engaged or in a serious relationship. What will you do if it so happens that he meets her again when u both are hanging out n he jokingly tells her in passing that he would have loved to have her to himself if not that she is taken.Or he says something like " ur fiancee must be really lucky to have u.I envy him...'
Have u thought what will happen if she begins to ask him y he thinks so n everything will now fall back to u being d source of d info?
To spite u she will date him n those secrets u wanted to hide will come out n d guy will also have double thoughts about u which wit just a matter of time will get to ur bf.
Long and short of d sermon is that you should tell the guy in a very mature n calm way that u will advice him to not pursue her n leave it at dt.Dnt spoil her name either but discourage him.
You urself cut links with her na.
I hope u do not use ur hand n spoil ur relationship just because u can't stay without a friend
Poster 2,your enemy is from within...face it head on.
ReplyDeleteConfront your cousin one on one,if she declines...call a family meeting.
But at the end,the final decision lies with you...To be or not to be.
Poster1,If you were residing in Nigeria,I could've told you that the present economic state of the nation is causing his premature ejaculation and it will improve as the economy improves.
ReplyDeleteBut since you are not in Nigeria,tell him to see a doctor...
More greese to his strokes...
Goodluck.
Kikikiki oooooo
DeletePoster 1: Stop managing that situation. You guys are not sexually compatible. Trust me, in few months time, he will be fed up trying to please you......then resentment enters, but the soul-tie between you guys will keep from leaving. So what happens then, you feel trapped and seek help to dump him or you marry out of pity and suffer for life. When the euphoria wears off......you will be on your own. No need trying to apply patience and all.....you are not in a godly relationship and he is not your husband.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: What do you know about this guy really? What does your cousin really know about this guy? Frankly you are deeply confused.....as in floating and you clearly don't know what you NEED. You've got what you want..... a relationship.....and? Have you confirmed with sincere prayer, do you feel peace? what are your instincts telling you? any nagging feeling or doubt or veiled signals..... find yourself and sort YOU out.
What kind of person is your cousin? The blunt type who is capable of telling you the truth or the type that can compete with a day old baby......you know better. Put on your FBI googles and snoop. Investigate seriously,recruit trusted friends to help out. Find out his business, his pasts,his present and everything you can. Don't try that benefit of the doubt rubbish. Sometimes people give you the impression they do not encourage gossip to discourage you turning your snooping eyes on them.
Be a gangster and get your facts and fast......so you don't waste your time. Finally, talk to your cousin's husband without your cousin's knowledge. Appeal to his conscience...... tell him to give you an honest opinion about your guy like he would his blood sister. Get him to talk, watch his body language closely......something must drop. Talk to your mum, know what she heard. Pls address her doubts and fears and do not go rushing for the we against the world rubish like i suspect is your next direction. Your family have known and loved you longer...... calm down and listen.
Poster 3: Sorry about your dilenma..... I am pro-life so pls, keep your baby, gather strength and seek a support system then absolutely LEAVE. God be with you.
lmaooo all of una for this blog too funny i swear. i have taken all your advice to the lady that said wait till marriage, do you see how that may NOT be very good idea in this case? who celibacy EPP? the person when say i set timer, my dear i no use wrist watch ooh. i just play song to set the mood when we start song never reach middle oga has come , aunty that said to stay untop WORST position for him, he will not even be able to stay up to 5 secs when am untop. as for you James, your comment make me laff sotay i throway water for my body, your responses are always so foolish and creative. thanks to everyone for the advice i will have to face the matter head on discuss it with him this weekend wish me luck.
ReplyDeleteGood luck to you Madam. U should no dat sexual prowess decreases with advancement in age. Be very sure u can manage him all ur life b4 it is 2 late.
Deletelmaooooooooo james olodo!
ReplyDeletePoster 2 talk to ur cousin s hubby and try and hear his own side of the story on Hw hs frnd is trying to ruin deir marriage
ReplyDeletePoster one I can relate with you.... cause my bf was worse....it's more of a psychological wish than physical... it is very much treatable....talk to him lovingly about it...never hurt his ego.......find solutions together.. let him see a doc.....my bf was not even up to a minute before...but we worked on it together with love......nd now am the one that even run away from him because of too much sex.....we still joke about those days....trust me poster one......it's love..encouragement ,a good doc and healthy lifestyle that can solve ur problem
ReplyDeletePoster2 E get as this ur Story be. Ur cousin and ur boo may have had sumtin in the past, since she has been against the relationship from the onset, even b4 the alleged gossip that wants to destroy her marriage. Maybe she is scared that soon, u will find out her deepest secrets, so she is trying to scatter it, b4 it gets out of hand. it's only a guilty person that attacks, in order to defend. Well Try and gather all of them like sardine, let everyone come and say their part, bcos it's unfair to listen to one side. In the end Thread carefully.
ReplyDeletePoster 1....if you both communicate well,that should not be an issue.thou be careful so you dont hurt his feelings.then,anan 16:43 definitely ur friend is going to tell his cousin about your past.and you made a mistake by hiding your past from your man.if he loves you then nothing will stop that.i wish you all the best.plus aunty stella love you to the moon and back.
ReplyDeletePoster 3 don't abort ur luvly baby he mgt be our president in d future
ReplyDeleteAnon 16:42 once bitten twice shy. I hope you won't allow another rain to beat you again. Forget about that your friend and don't bother to give the cousin the go ahead
ReplyDeletePoster 2, your cousin may have slept or is sleeping with your man. #thinkabout it.
ReplyDeleteDid I hear abort! I beg come I will tk care of u till u hv d child n I will kp d child bcos I can't tell u ow much I hv spent on medication n 4 ow long I hv been trying. N what makes u think dt dis particular pregnancy will nt tk u places? Don't try it! Leave wit d baby n d pregnancy am waiting 2 hear 4m u
ReplyDeleteAbeg I wan ask sincere question about @ poster one! How many mins or hours should a guy last so dat his babe will be satisfied? Na question I ask ooooo
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