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Monday, May 02, 2016

Vivi The Humming Bird..LMAO

This is a REPOST from 2014..

The Brown Humming Bird And The Confused Blog Visitor...
I saw something about a bird and i remembered my favourite post of all time on tis blog..VIVI THE HUMMING BIRD!



 Hello Stella how you doing? Ok this is weird but I just thought of sharing it with you to see if you could make anything out of this since I couldn't. 

It's been five days now since we left work to Abuja and in the house we are lodging, there's a particular brown beautiful bird that came to my window the following morning I got to the house. It was the humming of the bird that woke me up at about7:45am. 


I watched this bird humming for like 5mins and then it flew away same thing happened the following day and even to this day the fourth day that I had to use my phone to snap the bird. The humming is so melodious that I could even shake my head to it and smile. But I don't understand (well I couldn't ain't a bird) the misery here now is I have a brown bird back at home in the states named Vivi same color with this one but a little bit bigger than this and I bound with It very well. Vivi is almost the first 'person' I talk to in the morning and it will hum some sound and play around with me before I do any other thing. Now I am wondering could Vivi visit me all the way from New York? 


Hell NO!!!! It's impossible! Could Vivi have 'relatives' in Africa that it send it to check on me and hum for me? It's atypical. I called my mum to ask if Vivi is fine and she said yes but that Vivi understand that I'm not around hence, not as cheerful as if I was to be at home. It's puzzling to me and I honestly don't know what to make out of this. (Confused) Mind you, I DON'T believe it's spiritual.  I'm sending this to you to see if you and your readers could make anything out of this misery. 

 I attached the bird's picture I snapped with my phone.


*you live in America?
Your birds name is Viv?
You talk to the bird?
hian,sweetheart i no be native Doctor oh.
Maybe the babalawo's on this blog can help
By -

168 comments:

  1. OLORI17 July 2014 at 13:04

    Dis 1 pass me ooo

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    1. SDK babe17 July 2014 at 13:37

      Oya oo N Dr Agwo....( I no sabi de remaining) bring ur american idols and ansa ur calling. Hehehe

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    2. NUVI HONEY17 July 2014 at 13:39

      Me too o, I'm not sure I've even seen one, maybe I have and I don't know the name

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    3. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 14:05

      Poster,ur own better o..u nor get life problem atall atall,its obvious u don chop belleful..NEXT!!!

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    4. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank17 July 2014 at 14:09

      Poster how old are you? Where u sleeping when u post this story huh

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    5. Sweet Mother17 July 2014 at 14:12

      So many errors in your write up. I don't even know where to start from. BBC over to you. I wonder what's happening to this generation. With all the time you spend on social media you can't improve your communication skills. Then I wonder how you write reports in your office.

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    6. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank17 July 2014 at 14:13

      Poster how old are you? Where u sleeping when u post this story huh

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    7. Swerve17 July 2014 at 14:54

      Dr. Agwoturunbe, come and unravel this mystery for us biko.

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    8. Nki17 July 2014 at 15:19

      Hahahahahahaha! Dasall!

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    9. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 15:52

      Misery abi mystery? Anyway, poster hope you've not been smoking some lala sha?

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    10. Ammie17 July 2014 at 16:57

      Nna ehn
      Poster u don dey kolo small small...U need to see a shrink

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    11. Queen Bee17 July 2014 at 17:46

      Vivi,a bird is ur soulmate,so she sent her cousin to check up on u for her!#eyelashes#...hope u are ok with that explanation?tank me lerra#where is blog visitor jagbajantis?na him talk be dis#jagbajantistalk#

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    12. @michelleogo17 July 2014 at 18:44

      Wow, this made me laff I swear. Choi!

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    13. Ina18 July 2014 at 03:00

      I swear. I'm laughing so hard now. Posters tone *so serious*

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    14. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 07:45

      Its too much cartoon that is worrying this one....lmao

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    15. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.2 May 2016 at 13:01

      Stella I remember this post

      Looool
      I laugh so hard.

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    16. Unknown2 May 2016 at 13:08

      Get ur mind busy on how to be of help to the less privileged than talking about birds. So many things on one's mind not bird

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    17. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 13:24

      I Remb this post very well! I was so down d morning it was posted, omo I laughed SO hard ehen. Bia this Ogbanje poster, mind yasef

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    18. Unknown2 May 2016 at 13:36

      choi!
      Some people done Tey 4 dis. Blog ooh

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    19. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 14:42

      I just had to comment on this (I'm a 'first generation Blog visitor. Lmao). I remember this post!! The comments almost killed me. I can't remember ever laughing soooo hard that day I read this! Gosh. I miss all the old BV's... That Dr Agworotumbe was a proper clown. Lollllll. See these 'fresh' BVs talking about the poster's grammar... Smh. Newbies. I miss the old BVs *tears*

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    20. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 14:44

      Ahhhh I see! Stella has reposted the comments from 2014! Nice one Stellz. *kisses*

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    21. Anonymous3 May 2016 at 00:35

      This is an old post as sdk said, only old bv's like me really remember this post.. good old blog days..not now that you all come here to make trouble or mock people. Smh

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  2. The Queen and the Boss of this blog.17 July 2014 at 13:04

    Oriegwu!!...
    Poster,don't read meaning into these biko..
    Birds likes windows with mirror...

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    1. Sweet Mother17 July 2014 at 14:12

      Birds like windows.

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    2. dr. van bay17 July 2014 at 14:18

      Windon dey get mirror? Just say reflective surfaces and get it over with. No by to dey wear hot pant dey show yellow lap for here o!
      Movement!

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    3. Unknown17 July 2014 at 15:33

      Nein! There is absolutely nothing spiritual about the bird you see, its often common that bird like perching on window pavements! No spiritual attachment! coincidentally, this one happens to have same colour as yours!
      Dr Agoturumbe what did ogberuke the isinkuka idol say?

      Pepper ose oku searching for wide eyed and alloy nwoke ike!

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    4. Unknown2 May 2016 at 13:37

      Ooooh the unquenchable pepper.
      Long time!!!!

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    5. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 14:23

      Pepper is back
      Chei I miss the old timers
      Even Stella when no remember how long she don blog
      No be truoble drive Pepper that time?

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    6. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 15:43

      Pepper is not back, see the date

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    7. Unknown2 May 2016 at 16:02

      Pepper is not back yet.you all should check d date of their comments..It dates back to 2014.

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  3. Lara peperenpe17 July 2014 at 13:04

    Its nothing dear, just take your mind off it. i believe its a mere coincidence...

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    1. dr. van bay17 July 2014 at 14:20

      Its not a mere coincidence o! Dats "vivs" boyfriend dat was denied american visa. Enwe oru aka bu oria!

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    2. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 15:23

      Omg lol lol

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    3. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 15:38

      Hahaha. Nigerian visa you mean. You are not serious. Lol.

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    4. Baskin17 July 2014 at 16:56

      Lmao @ dr van got me laffing

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    5. Anonymous13 June 2015 at 00:25

      OMG laughing so hard here

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    6. Unknown2 May 2016 at 14:05

      Khafila Domestic violence gone wrong still remains my best post.

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    7. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 14:23

      Dr Van too? I beg where Ezemwanyi and amebonamyname?

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  4. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)17 July 2014 at 13:05

    Lmao @stella's response

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    1. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 17:21

      I remember this post!
      😂😂😂

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  5. Mystique17 July 2014 at 13:06

    lwkmd. see question o. N. Agwoturumbe this is for you!

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  6. Dazzlnbeau17 July 2014 at 13:08

    Just like kids easily recongnize peeps dat luv dem nd get attached to em!i tink d bird knws ure a bird lover nd is tryna get attached to u!!!!

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  7. Unknown17 July 2014 at 13:08

    Lol, wetin I no go read and hear.
    Hian, abeg go and sit down or drink schnapp to cool your body.
    BVs, if it's spiritual, abeg let her know.

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  8. Ada Mazi17 July 2014 at 13:09

    Pls N. Dr. Agwoturumbe where are u? Ur services and dat of your agbara will help in this. Lol!

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  9. Unknown17 July 2014 at 13:10

    *Now snapping the lizard alway nodding at me*

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    1. Mz-T17 July 2014 at 14:08

      You don kolo finish o. Buhahaha!

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    2. Mrs D17 July 2014 at 14:09

      Lwkmd......
      But really, why has everything become a topic for discussion?

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    3. lindiwei17 July 2014 at 17:20

      Lol....e remind me of wen I dey primary sch, e get one lizard wey I see for balcony one day, I come pour sprite inside coverbottle keep for ground. Na so the lizard waka go dia start to lick sprite. The funny tin be say dat same lizard come go dey wait for me evry afternoon, me sef come dey giv am sprite evry afternoon. lizard come be my frnd

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    4. Unknown17 July 2014 at 17:39

      Therefore you be Lizzy baby.

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    5. Ferrez17 July 2014 at 22:47

      Lol @ lizzy baby

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    6. the observer18 July 2014 at 06:14

      Gosh! Still tearing up, way too funny @ lizard n lizzy baby

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  10. BLOGLORD (MVBM)17 July 2014 at 13:11

    which kain story be this naa?

    na everything we go judge for this blog sha...

    stella e get one mosque near my house, na every morning dem de wake me up by 5am making my alarm clock useless. can blog visitors see what they can make of it?

    *rme*

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    1. The Queen and the Boss of this blog.17 July 2014 at 13:28

      Bwahahahahahahahahhahahah...LMAO....

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    2. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.17 July 2014 at 13:59

      Buhahahahaha Lwtmb.. Choi.
      Bloglord u no go kee me with laugh this early momo.

      I tire for Sdkes ooo. Stella na everything thing dem dey report to u? Lol

      Stella, it rained heavily lastnight, I wake up come see pool of water full my balcony, e almost enter my room. Biko u fit interpret am?

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    3. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank17 July 2014 at 14:13

      Hahahahahah as in eeh dis story tire me. Pls their is one white fowl dt use to visit me at home n I feed it some times, does it mean the fowl is now my friend?

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    4. ChyAdaJesus17 July 2014 at 15:40

      Bhahahawahawa. Choi!

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    5. WIDE EYED!17 July 2014 at 16:31

      Bwahahahahahahahaha Blog lord,Alhamdulillah...

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    6. Anonymous18 July 2014 at 12:01

      Stella please if I eat gala and drink dansa juice,does dat make me a GA LA LA Dancer?
      #justaskinooo#

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    7. Unknown20 December 2015 at 23:45

      rotflmao @ga la la dancer... you just reminded me of boarding school at I.E.C.lol.. Adaora red house and Naomi Musky

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    8. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 14:25

      No way on one post
      I see
      Pepper
      Dr Van
      Now Wide eye

      Stellaaaaaaa no way
      Wide eyeeeeeee

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    9. Unknown2 May 2016 at 14:54

      Lmao @ galala dancer..
      So funny


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    10. Albino wife3 May 2016 at 14:03

      Lmao @ ga la la dancer crazy sdv don come and go from dis blog.

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  11. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 13:13

    My dear maybe u hv some weird connection wiv birds....

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    1. Unknown17 July 2014 at 15:01

      Lmao.. naturelle n bloglord..wuked pple! BV,birds are always attracted to windows and mirrors,nothing out of the ordinary.

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  12. Truthteller17 July 2014 at 13:14

    Too much oyinbo dey worry you! Simple!!

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  13. Iron Lady17 July 2014 at 13:14

    Hahaha, where is Dr Agwoturumbe? Is it her Vivi that came visiting or just a mere coincidence? I will b back to know what ur American idol said since u discarded the ones ur forefathers handed over to u.

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  14. Frau Juliet17 July 2014 at 13:15

    The bird that visits you in Abuja knows you re kind to birds.
    Another example is dog.
    Don't bother yourself dear. Enjoy it's melody.


    For all ur, Land Rover, Toyota, Mercedes spare parts and lubricants. visit www.cn2parts.com We deliver at ur door step.

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  15. Patt Eyaba17 July 2014 at 13:16

    Contact ur village

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    1. Unknown17 July 2014 at 19:27

      LMFAO, I agree with pat. Village juju thing. Ajuju odinala

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    2. Anonymous18 July 2014 at 06:36

      No be small contact him village.

      Don't worry poster,i'm close by,these are the things you need to get for me to help you bcos that bird is a special messenger .

      2 bags of rice
      4 gallons of vegetable oil
      12 bottles of fair & white cream
      10 packs of same soap
      10,000 naira worth of mtn cards(for talking with the bird from their main man).
      1000,000 naira for washing face.
      1carton of red wine,1 of hot drink.
      20 pairs of latest trending Christian louboutin heels.
      Top of the line 2014 channel handbags(4) in different colors,one must be the birds color for quick communication.
      First class ticket from LAX to Lagos Nigeria with British airways to verify the homeland of the bird.
      50,000 dollars cash all in hundred dollar bills for (.............)meant for the (..........) hears alone.

      For your own good make sure you get all this before the end of this month for your own good,if not,hmmmm,don't say I didn't warn you o,when you get those,contact me through your next post or Stella so we can meet and cement the issue.

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    3. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 14:26

      Patt Ogar too with one liners
      So all old commentators suddenly showed up i de suspect una now

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    4. Eiphy2 May 2016 at 15:41

      @anon 14:26, Aunt Stella actually posted the original comments from that post. Part Ogar's post is dated 2014

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  16. Her Excellency17 July 2014 at 13:16

    SDK native Doc can give an answer 2 dat. Ngwa Dr Agwoturumbe over 2 u. But maybe na vivi long lost relation be dat o and wants 2 reconnect. My advice is dat u take dat bird along when going bak.

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  17. Her Excellency17 July 2014 at 13:17

    SDK native Doc can give an answer 2 dat. Ngwa Dr Agwoturumbe over 2 u. But maybe na vivi long lost relation be dat o and wants 2 reconnect. My advice is dat u take dat bird along when going bak.

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  18. Whirlwind17 July 2014 at 13:19

    Dr Agwoturumbe to the rescue , Oya come and interprete.

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  19. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 13:20

    LMAO! God!!! Stella you are so funny. Which one be babalawo on this blog fit help you? Babalawo dey read your bloh?

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  20. Cassandra baby17 July 2014 at 13:20

    So funny,,hmmm

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  21. Cakes by LuliGrace (London)17 July 2014 at 13:21

    Perhaps dr agwoturumbe will be able to help, lol.

    Click my name for all your celebration cakes n cupcakes, cheers

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  22. joy George17 July 2014 at 13:22

    Lol stella I like ur sense of humor. Nawa 4 some BVs Oo,wetin this one wan hear now???

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  23. Unknown17 July 2014 at 13:24

    Doves do that all the time especially with reflective windows. They think their reflections are other birds. It could cause affection or hate towards the reflection. I've seen birds throw themselves against windows thinking they are fighting a competitor.

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    1. Unknown17 July 2014 at 17:49

      Hmm.. please are you a bird-watcher? That would explain the time spent watching birds haul themselves against windows *rme*

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  24. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 13:26

    Urs is beta naw,a bird hummin swt melodies 2 u.Try my neighbour gen(I worse pass my neighbour)Once he starts it,i no its 5:30.

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    1. Unknown17 July 2014 at 19:30

      LWTMB, Chai, I'm having a good laugh on dis post. Sweety, I pass my neibs is worse.

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  25. Cassandra baby17 July 2014 at 13:26

    Ouite funny

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  26. Ezenwanyi 17 July 2014 at 13:29

    Hmmm..........


    brb!!

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    1. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 14:28

      No way stella Ezemwanyi is here, no wayyyy all in one post.
      This is the best commentator followed by amebonamyname

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    2. young FOREVER2 May 2016 at 18:09

      Can't you all just read d title of a post,analyze before commenting? The date clearly showed it was 2014.Stella said she is reposting,and its alongside the comments

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  27. The General's Wife17 July 2014 at 13:30

    See as i laugh Wake My baby up.i love dis póster.u r Soo Hilarious.

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  28. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 13:30

    Dis one don chop belleful......NEXT!!!

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  29. Unknown17 July 2014 at 13:32

    Omg sooo hilarious! U jus might b hallucinating dearie! Or maybe it's Vivi's cousin's friend elder sister's twin who leaves round d corner lmao!

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  30. Babalawo of SDK17 July 2014 at 13:33

    My dear, that bird of yours name Vivi is a witch bird. The bird is in a witchcraft association... so no matter where u are, her members will keep following you and tormenting you...
    You need to come see me so I perform some rituals.
    Come with d following...
    One gallon of palm oil
    One gallon of vegetable oil
    15 tubers of yam
    2 bags of Rice
    1 bag of beans
    3 white wrappers
    2 guinea fowl
    2 native fowl
    3 colanut
    6 eggs
    Contact me for more info

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    1. Unknown17 July 2014 at 15:39

      Buhahahaha! See this oloshi! Hungry babalawo! Do you want to stock your pantry? You should be requesting for kangaroo blokos! Elephant shit! Lion teeth and it likes! Not food! Lmao!

      Pepper ose oku!

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    2. Kemie17 July 2014 at 17:03

      Ole fo , with this your long list u still get more info. This one reach make u throw party na only one basket of pepper and rodo remain plus crates of minerals.

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    3. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 14:28

      Even Kemie

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  31. Babalawo of SDK17 July 2014 at 13:33

    My dear, that bird of yours name Vivi is a witch bird. The bird is in a witchcraft association... so no matter where u are, her members will keep following you and tormenting you...
    You need to come see me so I perform some rituals.
    Come with d following...
    One gallon of palm oil
    One gallon of vegetable oil
    15 tubers of yam
    2 bags of Rice
    1 bag of beans
    3 white wrappers
    2 guinea fowl
    2 native fowl
    3 colanut
    6 eggs
    Contact me for more info

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  32. Unknown17 July 2014 at 13:35

    Some BV will soon tell you that your village peeps don visit, lol.

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  33. Unknown17 July 2014 at 13:42

    Jesus is Lord.

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  34. Danie17 July 2014 at 13:43

    Agwutrombe? Where @ thou?

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  35. Danie17 July 2014 at 13:43

    Agwutrombe? Where @ thou?

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  36. N.Dr. Agwoturumbe17 July 2014 at 13:50

    Nwa lady, when I read your story to my American idol, the thing was confused because u wrote misery instead of mystery and you said you are bound to the nnunu....Say What?

    I had to ask those local agbaras that no one has agreed to take.

    It a spiritual something. Umu nnunu A.K.A birds know that you are cuckoo to be talking to them so anywhere they see you, they come.

    U would have noticed some of ur friends always say to u ""U R CRAZY".

    Its not me that said it o. Umu agbara have spoken

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    1. Nki17 July 2014 at 15:30

      Lmao! This post is Thursday laughs! I've had a good laugh this afternoon. Much needed too! N.Dr Agwoturumbe, where did u qualify from?
      Your English is impeccable. Maybe u're part of a new breed of native doctors, lol!

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    2. SDK BounceR17 July 2014 at 15:32

      Haahahhahhhahahahhahahhahha... Seriously loving this dude N.Dr. Agwoturumbe... Its just in you to make people laugh, please keep it real and never let the praise(s) steal away the real you.....i love you plentifully oooooooooo naughty "fakie" doctor..Buhahhahhahahah

      @Saint zizee my boo boo.. Thanx for the contact check honey! #E-Hugs

      @poster... Whatever!!! Mtcheew!

      #YourLegacyLivesOnProfDoraAkunyili*7/6/14
      *Prayer For Nigeria in Distress x10 Daily*

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    3. Unknown17 July 2014 at 15:44

      Buhahahaha! Dr Agoturumbe! Ewoooo! Was? Spirit of umu nunu! Chai! Poster ngwanu, report yourself to MFM for proper deliverance! Spirit of umu nunu is too powerful for Dr Agoturumbe's oracles!

      Pepper ose oku!

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    4. Unknown17 July 2014 at 17:52

      Lmao!! @nnunnu. I die!!

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    5. Mystique17 July 2014 at 18:30

      Rotflmaoo. Heheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe




      .

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    6. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 14:30

      So tay Dr Agwoturube show up, i don de suspect stella, soon Stella Asemota go comment

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    7. Unknown2 May 2016 at 16:06

      @Anon..Stop showing ur daftness..Their comments are dated back to 2014...dis is an old post with old comments from old bvs.

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  37. Flo17 July 2014 at 13:51

    Okay. I wanna take a nap...brb

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  38. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 13:56

    What is this one?most animals hv the instinct to perceive if you like them or not jst like dogs, birds even the wild ones it's just a co incidence

    Mr lyca

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  39. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 13:57

    Lol! U guys r naughty... It means something though in don't know what.. maybe u should feed it some bread next time it comes visiting.

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  40. Unknown17 July 2014 at 13:57

    LOL. I like you so much. Over feeding dey worry you to the extent that na bird you dey even notice. Kill the bird cook pepper soup jor

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  41. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 14:05

    SDK this your answer na die!!

    Vivi mama aka americana - u r taking this humming bird mata too seriously.

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  42. Pink shell17 July 2014 at 14:07

    Hehehe!
    Ehwu ndi bekee!
    Am really interested in wat u discuss wit dis bird, and even naming a bird #Wow!
    Vivi? As in vivian se?
    U done chop belle-ful na, na smthg to burst belle u dey find.

    Some BV wld be like 'U had better start binding and casting'

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    1. Unknown17 July 2014 at 15:46

      Ah,na so my father they do bekee dey name dog,fowl and even goat wet person go chop. I tire for that man.. Our dogs even get name and surname..

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    2. Unknown17 July 2014 at 17:54

      Surname kwa? I get the one of goats. My mother named goats we reared when I was younger. Names like Bountiful, Faithfulness, Endurance, Favour, Covenant.. lol. But surname.. ha!

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  43. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 14:08

    There's nothing one wouldn't hear these days. A hummingbird which was probably sent by her American relative, 'Vivi baby', to come and keep her owner company. Abeg,doctor Agwoturumbe,and the native doctors on this blog, help us solve this 'misery'.

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  44. Decoder17 July 2014 at 14:11


    L̳̿Ö̤̣̇óóː̗̀=Dː̖́óóÖ̤̣̇L̳̿ ,
    Poster are you from the Bird family???

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  45. Unknown17 July 2014 at 14:15

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
    .
    As a nigerian i will say this bird is trying to block any form of success in ur life... Lmaoo.... Nobi only vivi na visa....
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  46. dr. van bay17 July 2014 at 14:15

    BV you are in luck! Dr. Agwoturumbe just acquired some new idols from AMERICA O! Then that bird in d picture is a pigeon, of all birds to keep as pet na pigeon u go buy abi u carry am from trafalgar square when u go pass jand? Which kain mumu song this bird wan sing for you? Abeg shift go dat side, yes dat side. Onye ohi! Viv ko, nwakaego ni!
    Movement!

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  47. Unknown17 July 2014 at 14:16

    Perhaps it's just ur love for birds that attracted the humming bird.

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    1. Bae17 July 2014 at 16:48

      Hey cutie!

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    2. Unknown17 July 2014 at 17:56

      Hian.. see radar.

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    3. Unknown17 July 2014 at 19:38

      LMAOOO, Choi Choi, I have died of laughter n gone to heaven n back. While some pple are giving madam humming bird advice, some are here toasting man. LMAO, @hey cutie, and @hian.... see radar. Chai stella, I love ur blog die.

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  48. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 14:18

    There's something there. Find out she will tell you in ur dreams. I advice you record her melody for each day. When you go back to the US, play sound for VIVI. Lol @SHB

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  49. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 14:21

    Its summer in Europe,i've got lots of bees and ants on my lawn,buzzing away,wait make I snap them send cos they come resemble the ones wey dey for my village ehime mbano! Inukwa akuko

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  50. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 14:28

    Jobless moronic olodo that can't write proper English .lonely soul with no goal in life who decided to have a bird as a friend I don't pity you . When you stop smoking weed in the morning then u'll begin to think clearly you won't be so paranoid ,stupid and empty as to have a bird as a confidant . Anumpama,

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    1. Unknown17 July 2014 at 15:07

      All this comment ontop of bird matter

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    2. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 15:25

      Damn! Ur mind is so toxic

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    3. Swerve17 July 2014 at 16:16

      You sound like you know the poster in person. Do you?

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    4. Prada17 July 2014 at 16:49

      Chaiiiii

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    5. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 17:21

      Haha@anon.2:28pm kilode. Leave matter for Mathias oh.

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    6. Unknown17 July 2014 at 19:41

      LWTMBoooooooo, ewoooo, see insult oh, on top of bird matter. I have gased 20 times while laughing on dis post. Choi choi,,

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    7. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 21:07

      Chaiiiiiiiii chaiiiiiii chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii on top say fowl hum for person window. Chaiiiii na God go purnish dis anon 2.38. Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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  51. Sommie.17 July 2014 at 14:36

    'First person I talk to in the morning' I'm weak are you sure you aint hallucinating. Looking at the level and degree of attachment between you two.

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  52. jummycake17 July 2014 at 14:53

    Omg I think vivi ur US bird is lonely & needs a wife or husband, so take DAT one singing to US to Vivi & let them make a big family of birds for u...... B4 u know it you will ve many bird singing & dancing for u every morning b4 going to work & every nite b4 going to bed. Lol. Waiting for ur testimony on SDK blog...... Hahahaha.

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  53. Shyla17 July 2014 at 15:03

    Vivian abi na da viva fit don die where you keep am. Na im spirit de pay you homage. Chai, but e no get wetin man no go see and read for this blog oh. Ok, I get one cukokorokooo wey de perch for my window, I go snap send to you Stella.

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  54. Lady N17 July 2014 at 15:04

    Yes poster, its vivi's family in Nigeria watching over you * in my sarcastic voice*

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  55. Truetalk17 July 2014 at 15:05

    Nwa nnunnu, nwa nnunnu nta, turu zam zam turu zam. I no ebe ahu eme gini, ana aturu BV ose, tukene ka isi atu, piiii,piii... Thank you.

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  56. doppelganger17 July 2014 at 15:14

    You've gotten really attached to vivi and she has gotten attached to you as well. She didn't follow you or send her cousin or granny to you. Birds perch on windowsills almost all the time. The attention you showed this one made him/her keep coming back. That's how birds are. There are some birds that screech (these ones don't chirp- very gangster) almost all the time at my end but I don't give them the vivi and creamy treatment because they don't want a peaceful coexistence. Had a good/ feisty parrot once though, Nadia... died last year.

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  57. MOI17 July 2014 at 15:49

    Hehehehehe…All sorts!

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  58. Unknown17 July 2014 at 15:49

    Lmao. You are really funny. Anyway,I don't know what else to say. I wish you said you had a parrot though and not a bird.. With parrot I can understand. That bird by the window looks like a pigeon to me tho..

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  59. SLEEKREEK17 July 2014 at 16:11

    Osasere Naturelle, Bloglord, Dr Agwoturumbe and Jummycake.....u guyz really cracked me up dis afternoon. I laughed so hard and my colleagues in the office wanted to know what i was reading that made me laugh that much......i am still laughing.

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  60. Dee Brown17 July 2014 at 16:13

    lmao @ bablawo's. aunty sterra too funny.

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  61. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 16:27

    Lovely but dont read meaning into it ok. I love birds too......lena

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  62. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 16:46

    @ Anon 2:28pm haba are you alright ? why are u cursing her out? u are a moron urself to have committed the above blonder all in the name of correcting the poster. Anuofia if u can't laugh over it then walk over it, Agbaya kobo kobo. i hate over saby smelly scumbags .

    Nnne biko isi na nunu na agu egwu, ok ka mu bia kwa.

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  63. Nkem17 July 2014 at 16:52

    I don't even know which is more hilarious... the Poster, the 'confidant bird' or the comments..

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  64. Frank Nigerian17 July 2014 at 17:11

    I so much like you jare BLOGLORD, There's nothing we wont hear on this blog o. Abeg Stella feed us with better tory. Less I forget, wey JAGBAJANTIS o? I dey here dey wait recharge card o. lol

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  65. SDK babe17 July 2014 at 17:14

    Hahahahahaha....una response na die. Choi my belle. Sdkers get mouth no be small.

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  66. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 18:03

    anon 4:46 u got me cracking with your comment, nwa don kill me ooo. o si na OVER SABY SMELLY SCUMBAG . ewo this na mouth but na blunder no be blonder except u are refering to blonder tongue which is right.

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  67. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 19:46

    BV na liar! I can swear dis is a compound in ph, peter odili rd. I'v lived here. Biko no need to lie abeg... Na wa. America ko!

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  68. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 20:57

    Soon you will have a snake for a confidant !! Goat of life .

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  69. Anonymous17 July 2014 at 21:04

    Humming tinz. Vivi tins. Window tinz. Witchcraft tinz. Vulture never gee u head butt from window.

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  70. Anonymous18 July 2014 at 10:48

    Dear Poster....check whether insect house dey on ur window..maybe the bird is eating enuf bugs..and is humming cos e don belle full (happy bird)

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  71. STARRY LARRY2 May 2016 at 13:16

    Nawa o




    *Larry was here*

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    1. SHAKITI BABY2 May 2016 at 14:21

      I dnt even knw y Stella find dis post funny.
      This will be the 3rd time you will be posting it.

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  72. One trillion2 May 2016 at 13:29

    End time bird

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  73. Ammie2 May 2016 at 14:00

    This was when this blog was sweet
    Not now everybody is seeking unnecessary attention and going extra mile to be noticed
    Fighting upandan

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  74. Starjoy2 May 2016 at 14:13

    Poster you got me laughing

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  75. Stella's niece.2 May 2016 at 14:30

    Funny.

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  76. Miss Ess2 May 2016 at 15:25

    Aaaawwww......vivi the humming bird, I remember wella

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  77. DON™2 May 2016 at 15:48

    So there used to be Babalawo on this blog before ?

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  78. Justyswt2 May 2016 at 19:06

    Funny post. Where are the old bvs?

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  79. Anonymous2 May 2016 at 20:32

    Stellastica! So U've remembered Vivi the hummingbird because of Teebilz' babymama...I bow for you o

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  80. Unknown2 May 2016 at 22:51

    I miss this time in SDK blog. Our time.

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