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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Village Toasting..LOL


Please if you have been a witness/party to this scenario,gist us how it goes ooooh...LMAO

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51 comments:

  1. Mother Confessor �10 May 2016 at 13:59

    Na movie.

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    1. Unknown10 May 2016 at 14:47

      Ideato come and see your boyfriend toasting blogbrity ooooh

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    2. Unknown10 May 2016 at 15:01

      It goes like this...

      Girl: good afunun sir
      Boy: gudafunu bebe
      (Nneka eme ka oga fe re)
      Boy: pilizi cum bebee, ebe kam si mara gi, your face looks "reoccurring"
      Girl: sir! Adirom kam sure n' Mma Onye ibu.
      Boy: don't worry. My name is ochonganoku obiaku. Your flavour is sweet I can't letii you go. Nne Biko kedu aha gi.
      Girl: anyway. My name is omaliugo.
      Boy: (smiles) omali omali.... Your figure dikwa utoo!
      Seeing you is like seeing the kirikiri star n'elu igwe.

      To be continued....,.,

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    3. Silent Whisper10 May 2016 at 16:40

      Super nice

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    4. Anonymous10 May 2016 at 19:35

      Mosunmola that came from lagos to abuja pls face what you came to this town for don't let karma visit you o

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    5. Jasmine10 May 2016 at 22:24

      Hian!!!

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  2. Ezemmuo Na Ejele Mbanile Ozi Nke Bi Na Mmiri10 May 2016 at 13:59

    Thats how my master got her 18th wife with chicken brought for sacrifice by.......

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    1. Unknown10 May 2016 at 14:34

      Do u comment from the shrine ?
      Pls i want to report some people to you, hope u r powerful

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    2. Anonymous10 May 2016 at 14:37

      All these attention seeking stunts.
      Typing nonsense up and down all cos you want to be popular on a faceless forum.

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    3. Roseberry10 May 2016 at 15:09

      Your master must definitely be a lesbian

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    4. CharisMAtic DIVA10 May 2016 at 15:18

      I saw 2 of your comments yesterday n was wondering if u re Ezenwanyi, but with this one I'm concluding you 're not maka na Ezenwanyi adiro akogheri like this !

      Nne/nna, ị chọọ iri anyị? Don't deceive us, eh lol

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    5. Ezemmuo Na Ejele Mbanile Ozi Nke Bi Na Mmiri10 May 2016 at 20:03

      I am not ezenwanyi and i dnt want to be associated with ezenwanyi.

      I am ezemmuo or cant u people differentiate between ezenwanyi and ezemmuo. Re u people dumb like that???

      Every body should dey their lane. Whether i am seeking attention or not. Is it ur attention??


      Asanwa if u want to know how strong i am drop ur enemies real name and where they live and tell me what u want me to do to them. After i am thru i will now tell u the price u have to pay.

      I dnt have time for nonentities or beggars who hide under anonymous to beg and use their id to act holy.




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    6. Jasmine10 May 2016 at 22:25

      We want ezewanyi not you

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  3. GORGEOUS MISS.10 May 2016 at 14:05

    Hey you girl, I wanna spoke to you, I wanna knew your name I wanna fell in love.
    Spoke to me before the rain is fell I wanna went.

    Hahahahahahahahaha.
    There's a woman for every man o matter the level.
    That bush path sef dey like red carpet for their eye.

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    1. Celebrity Girlfriend10 May 2016 at 14:31

      Shit, I remember this from secondary school! Lol

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    2. Guineacar10 May 2016 at 14:33

      Lmfao. Bae you cray

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    3. Anonymous10 May 2016 at 14:51

      Lol! O my world! I haff died! Village peeps are well read oo! Don't underestimate the academic power of community schools and grammar schools.

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    4. Unknown10 May 2016 at 15:04

      Hahahaha@red carpet. 'Wooocked geh'

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    5. CharisMAtic DIVA10 May 2016 at 15:18

      Lol

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    6. Puffin10 May 2016 at 17:12

      Oh my days! This got me really lol.that song I think I know it

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  4. James10 May 2016 at 14:12

    ROTFL

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  5. Anonymous10 May 2016 at 14:15

    So wetin you dey do later? I wi bring some bush meat and palmy, make we chop life!

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  6. Dubem10 May 2016 at 14:18

    Mine is not a village toasting.This happened to me this morning while I was in the bus on my way to work.I sat close to a young guy in his early twentys,he was just staring at me but I wasn't bothered.He was holding change and I told him to give me as I was not having change.When he was about to alight at Clay bus stop ,he tapped me and said can I have your contact.Lord have mercy!!! I was shocked!!I asked if he was alright ,he said yes.I told him obviously not.Just imagine me a married lady with wedding band looking super fly this morning and one goat asking me out.He almost spoilt my day because I kept on thinking about it till I got to the office.He knew basically that we don't belong to the same class;age,marital status etc.This is the second time this has happened to me in a public transport.I was so annoyed that I called my mechanic and spoke to him rudely to fix my car.Inshort I need to call him now to apologize.

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    1. Anonymous10 May 2016 at 17:13

      So your car is always at the mechanic. Hian

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    2. orela10 May 2016 at 18:18

      Haba...and you just had to call him a goat....He probably just admired you. ..*lemme be optimistic*

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    3. Jasmine10 May 2016 at 22:26

      He didn't see ur wedding baand ni?

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  7. excited courtesy10 May 2016 at 14:19

    Will be reading Comments

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  8. Anonymous10 May 2016 at 14:20

    Looks like the girl is covering her mouth cos the man's mouth is smelling. LOL!

    This just reminds me of all those Nigerian village movies where Chiwetalu Agu or Sam Loco chase after those small girls in the village

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  9. PATSY Collections 10 May 2016 at 14:23

    The girl would use her leg and be drawing on the floor(unto shyness) while the guy be doing the toasting Menh! Those days ehh!

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    1. Nora Nelson10 May 2016 at 15:41

      Hahahaha you know this.
      She'll go back to nursery school and be writing ABCD on the floor. She go write A,clean am,write B,clean am..lol

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  10. Yori Yori Princess10 May 2016 at 14:26

    Ha oya village people come tell us how to do it.

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  11. Anonymous10 May 2016 at 14:28

    How far o baby, I sabi do d tin well well o, come take koboko. Girl: (smile) u sure say u go do am well, oya come do

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  12. Anonymous10 May 2016 at 14:28

    Nne how far? You never give me reply for wetin i tell u since. Babe:(feeling shy) wetin you want make i talk nah, i don hear. I love u nah.

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  13. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 10 May 2016 at 14:31

    @gorgeous miss you really cracked me up.

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  14. Anonymous10 May 2016 at 14:33

    See as they gave each other space !

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  15. Kelvin Dat Edo Boi10 May 2016 at 14:36

    Potable Viv and James competing on whos gbagauning prowess is stronger 😂😉😧

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )

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    1. SWAG LAFRESH 10 May 2016 at 16:32

      So the love don fade just like that? ��

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  16. PLATINUM10 May 2016 at 14:42

    Hmm okay..
    Man: pretty can I see u
    Girl: ehen! Wat is it?
    Man:bebe calm down, I jst wanna tlk to u
    Girl: okay about gini?
    Man: biko wot is ur name
    Girl: Amaka.
    Man: wow beautiful name for a wonderful damsel..
    Girl:* blushin* thnks...
    Man: see from the first time I set eyes on u, my heart has been doing me jigijigi. My whole body is like its on fire wen u walk pass.
    Girl: hmm.. really? *smiles
    Man: eziokwu! Ima na ina agbawa mu ishi
    Girl: haha.. idiro serious hahah
    Man: maka chukwu... afulu m gi n'anya n I wnt to marry you.
    Girl: marry? Bt we hardly knw eachother..
    Man: nne hapu ife a, I knw u enough for the both of us... imaro na ibu tomato jos m
    Girl:hmmm
    Man:enene be je olu

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    1. Joycilicioux10 May 2016 at 16:26

      Before you know it, he will impregnate her and her family will pack all her things to the guy's house, then force the guy to marry her. In some cases, the hediot will deny her and the pregnancy.
      I even forgot to add that d guy is poor, so his relatives will contribute for him to pay her bride price since the deed has been done.

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    2. PLATINUM10 May 2016 at 17:30

      Hahaha joy uv got zero chills mehn

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  17. BARNY !!! 10 May 2016 at 14:46

    Oh baby baby!
    How u dey na?
    Ehen.. e get one thing wey dey totori me for body *laughsFoolishly
    Wey I wan make u knw...
    From the veries fauce tym wey I see u ehnn..
    My body dey do jigijigi..
    I no fit explain..

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  18. Aurora10 May 2016 at 14:55

    The guy pose,no be hia...Lolz!

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  19. Chysugar Reloaded10 May 2016 at 14:58

    And that is he one boy in isiala nwa got a city girlfriend.... Village toasting works wonders.

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  20. CharisMAtic DIVA10 May 2016 at 15:19

    The stolen farmland

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  21. C'est La Vie10 May 2016 at 15:35

    He: Bebe, I rike you.
    She (shyly) : I rike you too.

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  22. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)10 May 2016 at 16:04

    lol

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  23. KING Nwa AMAKA10 May 2016 at 16:40

    Reminds me of when we left Lagos to the village. One guy like dat came to try his luck.
    He was like baibe...how are you....I am flabagasted by your beauty.... may I be the key that will unlock your heart.....if you refuse me I may enter comatose.... please think about my nove for you...

    I just started laughing. The guy was reading what he wrote on a piece of paper to me.

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    1. Joycilicioux10 May 2016 at 18:35

      You started laughing eh kwa! Ok oh! Kontinu! You missed an opportunity...

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  24. Anonymous10 May 2016 at 21:08

    I love you pass my mother....inachi

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  25. Empress Educational Toys(Wholesale&Retail)call/watsapp 0809509939210 May 2016 at 21:10

    I love you pass my mother....inachii

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  26. frances chidera10 May 2016 at 21:25

    Smile.

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