Gbagaun with advert for Cynham cakes Abuja..hehehehehehehe
- TRUE LIFE STORY...........
- A Case of a Woman who Killed Her Husband.
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LAWYER: Now woman, tell us exactly what
happened, resulting in you killing your own
husband.
WOMAN: Hmmm my Lord, Lawyer, on that fateful
day, I was watching T.V. in the sitting room
when my husband came back from town. He
rushed me and dragged me unto the bed in the
bedroom. He then laid on top of me and started
romancing me: fondling my breast and sucking
my nipples,stroking my clitoris n 'V' part whilst
kissing me strongly.
LAWYER: (Clears his throat strongly.) Yees,
continue.
WOMAN: Hmmm, he then held my legs and
opened them wide apart. At this point, I was so
wet and ready for sex. But before I realized he
got off me and then shouted.....
"APRIL FOOOOOOLLL!!..."
BOTH LAWYER AND JUDGE: Whaaaaaattt!!!...
That fool deserves to die...Nonsense.!!!
Waw
Lmao all hail sdk bv's and their wondrous gbagauns
ReplyDeleteThe last write up got me laughing so hard.
DeleteWhat?both judge and lawyer shouted,i even shouted on her behalf too.
Nah,you didn't waste my mb.
😂😂😂😂😂. Putting on the whole armour of God got me in stitches. And the April fool story, damn i'm not sure a man that will say April fool to a wet and inviting 'V' exists.
Delete😆😆
"Pls don't sex here again, got me rolling on d floor.
Delete@Do not sex here again...I'm finished..Hahahahahahahaaha!
DeleteBlog visitors can gbagun shall....
DeleteEven our English professors!
Issorit
Hearing American accent in the womb
Delete😂😂😂
*sips weed juice*
Always read your comments before clicking publish! It can't be that hard nowwwww.....You repeatedly mistakes, you escaped today's in house gbagaun and you still did it! Lol
DeletePortable Viv, they're can gbagaun shall? Anon 18:19, you repeatedly mistakes? Really?
DeleteKratos
No he doesn't deserve to die. Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteCover eyes,see my name up there.#sigh#
DeleteAny ushering job?just concluded NYSC.hit my name for my e-mail address
Even here, another gbagaun. Smh
DeleteKratos
Laugh where art thou?
ReplyDeleteStella in fact I think I should help to munch errors here. Portable media James Gbagauned last week
ReplyDeleteYou can n please add your own.
DeleteYour brain no too correct again,no wonder you just dey write off point.
You need to visit yabaleft asap b4 e reach to remove clothe
Auto correct na based
DeleteLmao, this ideato girl, the blessings of your gbagaun never ceaseth.
DeleteOh lord! Not even a smile. Ppl now munch obvious typos and send as gbagaun. Smh, like seriously smh. Una no get work Na.
ReplyDeleteMy mind too
DeleteYou wen get work yet can't watch Tiwas 15mins video without exhausting your generation of megabytes.
DeleteStella i used to look forward to Saturday and Sunday laughs. I dont think those "gbagauns" qualify especially when we know that they are typos. Not so funny. #Bring back our laughs
DeleteAs in eh...This munching of BVs' errors is no longer funny.
Delete*yawns*
ReplyDeleteYou can do better
Hahahaha.. The last story sha.
ReplyDeleteLolz.. I cant log into my old ID,*sad face*... Bin reading comments on that wizkid's post and all i can say is "oriegwu".. And dis same anon is in church, dancing shoki, raising aka monkey and praising God, bitterness is really a disease. Bitterleaf cynthia, repent ooo
Hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteErrrm can i ask y that black marker thing is there? We can comprehend on our own, that black nonsense jus kills the laughter! Oga/madam marker we r not all dull Biko, so quit trying to be itk cuz it ain't working!... so Potable Viv and James escape yet again? Issorai
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi ( Stellz Cousin )
I concur with you Kelvin
DeleteLol! Nice one.
ReplyDeleteROTFL
ReplyDeleteThe last story got me laughing hard
ReplyDeleteJeez. I hate it when a guy turns me on and instead of pounding me wella cos I'm already dripping water wet, he will off NEPA. I will just kee him . What rubbish. Hmm.
ReplyDeleteI saw that amour of god comment and I laughed hysterically. Bv ur a wicked somebody. Pls be generous. thinks he knows something. I have this new friend with correct prixk benefit. He mesmerizes me.
Happy mother's day to me. Stella allow me to suck you the way my neighbor did to me. Yea I love you that much.
Sunday laughs has landed. Inserts prick.
Contract clicked, budget signed. Expecting money this week. Father lord ur too much. Champaign pop. In my next world I would still be mee.
Good life is good
And your point exactly is??????
DeletePlenty things dey worry..... I love Imo girls sha.....they give out sex easily, when u date am imo girl, u don't have to every worry about sex......
DeleteHenry,have you started having sex? Jeez. Onye na enye gi ife ina ala?
DeleteSenseless!!!
DeleteChampagne ****
DeleteLmaooo. Very funny
ReplyDeleteI was minding my business when I overheard this convo:
ReplyDeleteMr A: I'm still confused as to why attempted suicide is a criminal offence in Nigeria.
Please enlighten me.
Mr B: Because we are all in this together.Can't come and be trying to escape the suffering.Very disloyal.
Happy Sunday.
Fool...u copied this shiiii from LIB....dumb fcuk
DeleteDid you hear? Because I have a picture of where it was munched on Twitter.
DeleteLol I don't know what that is called jor. Whatever, happy my error made people laugh
ReplyDeleteLol! Very entertaining! Please, Stella, try and make the memes to be more lengthy. I can spend a whole day reading memes. By the way, I like your inclusion of your ''gbaguans''. (For instance,you once wrote ''exited'' instead of ''excited''.) Goes a long way to show that we're all prone to making mistakes in the course of expressing our thoughts. God bless!
ReplyDeleteLMBO
ReplyDeleteY am i not laughing? Ooooh I remember am horny and Lee boo ain't around. *sadface*
ReplyDeleteBe giving free totoh to lee boo okay.
DeleteDon't close your legs like a maimi water.
And 2 think lee boo is from SnM.
She is married bitch
DeleteThat cornflakes post,And The Generals wife's comment got me ROTFL....lwkm!
ReplyDeleteInternational recognising ...hahahhah kill me now!
ReplyDeletewhere is James?
ReplyDeletelmao
I can't comment with my ID, werrin dwy happen.
ReplyDeleteStella, your "muncher" no sabi work jor. Please employ me.
The last story though.
Kwakwakwakwa
Buhahahahaha
Lafresh
I sense politics in the munched pictures this weekend. I was especially looking for the one committed by Portable VIV, she said "all men are devil". Where is it?
ReplyDeletePortable, I don't hate u o, I'm just a small trouble maker. Abeg make I his under anony bfr she bite me raw. I luf uuuuu
I know you love her, very obvious!
DeleteIdeato the secret admirer..
Keep on crushing, Portable no send you at all!!! Kikikiki....
Hmmmm!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot funny,mostly typos.
ReplyDeleteLOL..SEE GBAGAUNS AFTER GBAGAUNS ....SDK IS CRAY !
ReplyDelete*yawns*
ReplyDeletelol..April fooool
ReplyDeleteThe last one was hilarious 😀😀😀
ReplyDelete