Sunday In House Gists...

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GIST TWO

THE CHICKEN

During my younger days, it happened that my mum normally buys frozen chicken as non was able to kill a life fowl except her but she didnt like doing that always, so she resorted to buying frozen ones and the funny thing is that dad found it so difficult to kill a cocroach not to talk of a belgium rat. 

One day my sis and i told mum to buy a fowl that we are now grown ups and its a shame that peeps like us cant kill a fowl and our mates make mockery of us alot about it so we want to prove everyone wrong. She was like kkk but make sure you kill it when I buy it if not hell will let loose. 

Ah ah no be ordinary fowl I exclaimed. 

Saturday evening she came back with one reddish cock looking so fierce and mean, she handed it over to me and sis by dropping it on the floor telling us to do the needful quick so she can make stew. As I wanted to hold it, the fowl nearly pounced on me and I shouted ''mum the fowl doesn't want me to hold it''

'' Ooh so you want me to come and hold it for you abi. Open that bathroom ''said my mum.

''oya enter both you and your sister'' she threw a knife and the cock at us and locked the bathroom. She told us that we will sleep there if we dont kill the fowl,  by that time we were already sweating with the fowl squatted at one corner staring at us like what are these two doing sef. 

Standing here for long wont help either of us so its better we team up and kill it once and for all. 

''Oya hold the tail and neck let me use this knife and kill it'' I told my sis.

 with trembling fingers I tried to cut the neck but the cock started jumping up in the bathroom like see these ones don gather moral to kill me too, we started screaming ''open this door the fowl wants to bite us''

 mum from the other end will shout ''noooo you must kill that fowl she una be mike tyson''.... the fowl was just shouting and running up and down guess trying to escape meanwhile we too were running along like a headless chicken thinking it was going to bite us. We begged until we started hearing dad saying 

''if something ever happen to my children eeh you will go in for it, never knew you were this heartless when I married you''. 

They both started exchanging words until she came and unlocked the door and took the fowl to kill. That day I discovered I had a hidden talent which is running, I zoomed out like Tom and jerry infact Usein bolt gat nothing on me. Will be registering for this year Olympic games in relay unit

Regina

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GIST 3

APRIL FOOL MUGU

This happened in the just concluded second semester exams.I woke up

one morning after doing TDB(till day break),switched on my data only

to get an information from my departmental group chat saying that the

exam meant to hold by 11am,is by 8am.

Meanwhile,it was 10mins to 7am already.I rushed enter bathroom,took my bath,no make up,then grabbed my small bag and left.After boarding a vehicle inside school to the exam venue(my dept),i noticed i didn't brush my teeth.

I couldn't say a word to anyone,not even when the driver refused to take the normal route that will first get to where i was heading to.When i finally got

to my destination,i hurriedly entered the venue 4 the exam,but no come

see any1.

I became confused,searched for my phone,but remember i didn't come

with it.I had to wait till 10am before my coursemates started

coming.It got to me later that the message was for April fool as it was

April 1st.

I was very angry,but acted like i didn't fall mugu b4 I go

become laughing stock.I went back to the messages when i got home,and blamed myself for reacting too fast to it.