Sunday In House Gists Needs Saturday Winner.

Yesterday was freestyle and i need a winner from the various entries.

if there is no winner,then please try and see if there will be any in today'S freestyle.

If you see a winner in yesterday's gist,please use a valid ID to repost the joke that you feel won and i will count and announce on Monday.

First Gist

 Am back again still the chicken gal of last week. 

Gist from my younger days. Mum hardly stay with us due to the nature of her job so dad was the one closer to us and that made him know much about us than his wife. My younger sis was so stubborn though not the talking type but was ready to fight at the slightest provocation in school. 

Her teachers always reported her to dad who inturn had to continually apologise for her behavior.  He vowed never to step his feet again in our school not even during PTA meetings but he didn't tell his wife the reason for that so she wont refuse to attend the pta. 

Time for the pta came, he asked mum to go and that made her take permission at work In other to attend. In my school,  they normally call out the best students before the notorious ones telling the parents to put more effort in raising them. Remember it was her first time so mum was smiling from teeth to teeth as they called and praised the best students awwww I wish my baby is among ooh. 

''Alright we have one person left, please who are the parent of **** may you rise, heeeeeee I always knew this gal will make me proud one day.she happily stood smiling telling her neighbours how proud she is to have a daughter like my sis. The principal's tone changed immediately, madam we are sorry to say this but we have to tell you that we are tired of your daughter's attitude,  its becoming unbearable for both students and teachers.  Please kindly do something or we will be forced to take actions thank you. 

Heeeei this gal has finished me, I could read her lips from the corner I was peeping, her countenance changed and deep down I knew she was highly embarrased. She couldn't speak to us until we reached home oomoo she started yelling ''so darling you knew about this but allowed me go there to embarrass myself cos of your daughter''

. .. ooh its now my daughter abi

I should have listened to my friend that told me that mothers transfer intelligence and character chaaai Its too late and now stuck with this coconut head. Omo the words exchange no be here oooh na to fight remain ooh but funny enough I have never seen them do that though most times our house is hotter than fuji house of commotion.

Second gist

Dad--- if we reach uncle peters house please dont accept anything they give you

Me---- dad why?

Dad------because they are evil and mischievous

    Peters house

Peter------ heeee welcome children,  how are you, honey get some bottles of coke for my friend and his kids

Me------ no uncle thank you

Peter------- why refuse dear?

Me------- cos my dad said we shouldnt collect anything when we get to your house cos you are evil

Dad------- faints.....wakes from shame and faints again

Outcome. ...that contributed to what ended their friendship till today

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