Sunday In House Gists -FREESTYLE.

Saturday in house gists was actually four but i forgot to label one so i am making it a stand alone for today cos it also needs a chance to win.
You can also drop your funny gists but gists that win the 5k are those sent in cos its difficult reading thru the comment section to choose.

STAND ALONE GIST.
THE GREAT FALL


Hi Aunt Stella,i`d like to share my own experience in the Sat/Sun

laughs.In 2009,i and my friend went to PH to sit for our GCE

examination.Some days later,i was able to buy a pair of crossing belt

jean trouser.I was so excited about it that i planned on wearing it to

a special occassion.

One weekend,we decided to go home,I went and

bought a sun glass(big n black),wore my acquired crossing belt,did a

heavy make up.For my mind,I said people back home will know that I

have visited PH(meanwhile,na Oyigbo we go).As we came to the road to

board a vehicle that will take us to the park,i told my friend not to

bother,that i want us to treck 2dy.

She agreed not knowing that i want

to do ajibo.With my glasses on,i come dey form on top my clothe.As we

got to the junction,we needed to cross the gutter to the other side

that leads to the park.I stretched my leg to the other side which

seemed higher,lo n behold,I missed my step n fell flat on the

floor.Thanks to my friend,I would have landed inside the gutter.Come

see sympathizers.Shame no gree me remove the glasses,even when people

were saying na em make me fall 4 gutter.

Na so my friend drag me 4 hand

like a blind person commot.Yeye boys there come dey say she blind

ooo!..If you see as i jump enter bus remove the glasses,plus the kind

laugh my friend gave me.At the end,I had to buy her gala and cold

drink for her not to tell on me.