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Sunday, May 15, 2016

Social Media And The English Language

After reading this writeup,I am forced to believe that Mr Abati is a blog visitor and/or an internet troll who visits all social media platofrm,especially blogs and is having problems with the new Lingo..Kwakwakwakwakwakwa.

OMG,i don laugh tire!...please this makes a good read,trust me!


He says.....
I get confused these days reading many of the posts on social media, and text messages sent through cell phones, because of the kind of new English that young people now write. 



The English language is without doubt quite dynamic. In the last 200 years, it has lent itself to many innovations, as cultural, religious, and situational codes have transformed the language and extended the dictionary, with new words and idioms.  

       The kind of new English being written by twitter and what’s app users, particularly young people is however so frightening and lamentable, because it is beginning to creep into regular writing. Texting and tweeting is producing a generation of users of English, (it is worse that they are using English as a second language), who cannot write grammatically successful sentences. I was privileged to go through some applications that some young graduates submitted for job openings recently and I was scared. 


      This new group of English users does not know the difference between a comma and a colon. They have no regard for punctuation. They mix up pronouns, cannibalize verbs and adverbs, ignore punctuation; and violate all rules of lexis and syntax. 


They seem to rely more on sound rather than formal meaning. My fear is that a generation being brought on twitter, Facebook, instagram and what’s app English is showing a lack of capacity to write meaningful prose, or communicate properly or even think correctly. 

       To an older generation who had to go through the rigour of being told to write proper English, and getting punished severely for speaking pidgin or vernacular or for making careless mistakes of grammar and punctuation, the kind of meta-English now being written by young people can be utterly confusing. The irony is that it makes sense to the young ones, and they can conduct long conversations in this strange version of the English language.


 I’d not be surprised if someday a novel gets written in this new English, which seems like a complete bastardization. 

         You may have come across the meta-English that I am trying to describe. It is English in sound, but in appearance it has been subjected to the punishment of excessive abbreviation, compression and modification. Hence, in place of the word “for”, you are likely to see “4”, and so the word “forget” becomes “4get”, or “4git”, “fortune” is written as “4tune”, “forever” as “4eva”. 


The word “see” has been pruned down to a single alphabet “C”, same with “you” now rendered as “u”. In effect, you are likely to read such strange things as  “cu” or “cya” meaning “see you.” 

         Some other words have suffered similar fate: “straight” is now written as “Str8”, “first” as “fess”; “will” as “wee” (I can’t figure out why), “house” is now “haus”; “help” has been reduced to “epp”; (“who have you epped?”) instead of the phrase “kind of”, what you get is “kinda”, “money” is simply “moni.”, the computer sign ”@” has effectively replaced the word “at”; “come” is now “cum”, the conjunction “and” is represented with an “n” or the sign &, “that” is now “dat”, “temporary” is likely to be written as “temp”, “are” as “r”, “your” as “ur”  “to” as “2”, “take” as “tk.” In place of “thank you”, you are likely to find “tank u”, “with” is now “wit” or “wif”, and “sorry” is commonly written as “sowie”.  I have also seen such expressions as “Hawayu?” (“How are you?”), or “Wia r d u?” (“where are the you?”).  The you? The me? The us? 


       By the time these new words get combined in what is supposed to be a sentence, you’d have a hard time looking for the sense beyond the sound. On many occasions, I have had to call the sender of such messages to explain what he or she is trying to communicate in simple English, and if it is on social media, I still often call for help.

 In recent times, I have encountered such messages as “This kidney gist is giving me heddik. I wee hold ya hand if you need kidney love you till we find a miraku. It kent happun pass dat.”  Try and help translate that into correct English. And how about this: “As fuel don add moni, everybody don park dem moto for haus.”  Pidgin English? Well, may be. Or this: “B/c we d p’pl thought #fuelscarcity was temp. with the fuel hike policy, high cost of living is now a perm cond’n in Ng.”


      Often times, this special prose arrives amidst a number of other confusing symbols, emoticons, memes, acronyms and abbreviations, looking like a photographic combination of English and hieroglyphics.  Some of the more popular abbreviations include Lmao (“laughing my ass off”) lol (“laughing out loud”), lwkmd (“laughter wan kill man die”), stfu (“shut the fuck up”), omg (“Oh my God”), rofl (“Rolling on the floor with laughter”), uwc (“you are welcome”), smh (“shaking my head”) brb (“be right back”), #tbt (“throw-back Thursday”), #WCW (“Woman Crush Wednesday”), and such new words as “bae”, “boo”, “finz”, “famzing”, “Yaaay”. Not to talk of such expressions as “You should mute me now”; “get wifed-up”,  “birthday loading”, “you hammer”, “kwakwakwakwa.” 


         This paring down of language gets really worse when it is further reduced to mere jargon that is understood only by the young people who are adepts at it. You can take a look at your child’s text messages or BB or what’s app and not be able to make any sense out of the jumble of incorrect English, graphics, memes and pure lingo. The danger is that sexually suggestive conversations can be carried out by two young persons, texting each other, and a dinosaur-parent would have no idea. 

        What can any parent make out of the following for example: “10Q” (it means, thank you), “1174” (this means nude club), “121” (one to one), “143” (I love you), “182” (I hate you), “1daful” (Wonderful), “2BZ4UQT” (Too busy for you, cutey), “420” (Marijuana), “53X” (Sex); “9” (Parent is watching), “PAW” (Parents are watching); “99” (Parent is no longer watching), “ADIDAS” (All Day I Dream About Sex); “aight” (all right), “AITR” (Adult In The Room); “AML” (All My Love); “B4N” (Bye for now), “BF” (Best Friend) and “BFF” (Best Friend Forever). 


This resort to abbreviations, lingo and special English reveals certain things about the growing up generation. There is a fascination with speed- when they get on their phones and other appliances, they want to get the message out of the way as quickly as possible, and they have a lot to say. There is emphasis on secrecy and privacy: that’s why there is so much concern about third party presence. 

       Many of the children who have become socialized into this new mode of communication are not always able to differentiate between correct and incorrect English, and this is why parents and teachers must be concerned. It is possible to assume that the teaching of morphology and syntax in our various schools is no longer as rigorous as it used to be. 

        Anyone who was brought up in those days on a compulsory diet of Brighter Grammar By Ogundipe, Eckersley and Macaulay and Practical English by Ogundipe and Tregdigo) would find it difficult to write this new English being made popular on social media. It would feel like an act of murder. Teachers and parents have a responsibility to ensure that their children are able to learn the very minimum of skills: the ability to communicate in decent prose.  Some persons may well argue that this may not be the most important of skills required to live in a modern age, or that it doesn’t really matter in the long run, but I really doubt if a time will ever come when the business of communication will be reduced to a mastery of abbreviations and lingo. 


       The ability to write clearly strengthens a person’s ability to think clearly and to communicate effectively. It should not be surprising that many young persons these days, seem more at home in the world of gadgets and electronic appliances. They are forever texting or playing computer games and trapped in the electronic, virtual, space. They live both online and offline, spending a better part of their day on websites, thus, their emotional development is tied to this reality.  Most parents lack the knowledge of what happens in the social media, and while some parents are trying to learn very fast, a knowledge gap still exists between them and their more digitally savvy children.  But this should not result in the abdication of responsibility. 

       The abuse of the English language, and the inability to write well, is certainly not the only risk that an obsession with social media poses for young people. Parents also need to worry about addictiveness, exposure to inappropriate content and liaisons: all kinds of paedophiles and sexual predators operate online looking for innocent victims and luring them with sweet lingo.  There are bullies too, harassing and stalking their targets. Under ordinary circumstances, parents have a duty to teach their children basic etiquette: this is even more required as they relate with others and navigate both online and offline spaces. 

         Back to the issue of language, our despair is slightly moderated by the fact that the interface between man and technology through the social media has also resulted in much useful creativity. New words have been invented through the social media, which are now gradually finding their way into mainstream English and the dictionary. In 2013, the word “selfie”- referring to a photograph taken by oneself with a smartphone, or Ipad- was declared the Oxford Dictionary Word of The Year. 

         Similarly, such words as textspeak, texting, sexting, twitter troll, tweeps and emoticons, are becoming common words in regular, daily communication. Words like “friend”, “timeline”, block” and “like” have also assumed new meanings and recognition, the same with such other words as:  “unfriend”, “unlook” “twitter status”, “profile”, “trending”, “timeline”, “twitterati”, “blogging”, “bloggers”, “tweet”, “retweet”, “hashtag”: all of which have caught the attention of lexicographers as clear evidence of the living and evolving nature of the English language.


 If this is all that there is to social media and the English language, there probably would have been no cause for alarm, but the emergence of a generation of young Nigerians who cannot spell well, punctuate properly, or get their tenses right, because they now write social media English may have far-reaching implications for the use of English as a foreign language in our society.

BY REUBEN ABATI



Reuben your gbagaun is in red to show no one is perfect.Haus is German version of House.
I had a great time LMAO at this writeup Mr Reuben,you even taught me more sef to add to my dictionary.TU4DInfo..LMAO!


110 comments:

  1. I love this write-up




    *Larry was here*

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    1. God bless u, Reuben
      (I neva tot, d day will come when I'll utter those words considering ur contributions 2 d senseless decadence of d last administration).

      D spoken & written English of most young Nigerians these days, is to say d least, appalling.

      However, dis is peculiar 2 those of d younger generation who studied in country - even those whose discipline was English language/linguistics as well as those who made a first class.

      Social media language is unique but is not necessarily d reason 4d bad English. 1 can still tell when any1 who speaks good English uses social media short4ms vs when it's 1 who mixes up his/her tenses, conjugations, spellings & so forth.
      Some even expect u to make up what they want to say cos they know nt how to put it.

      D rot in our system has eaten deep in2 d fabrics of every aspect of our society dat u'll find parents paying 4 special centers 4 their children & teachers/lectures giving special treatments rather than educate, nurture & correct.

      Our 'follow followism' knows no bounds... we r no longer consistent with whether it's English (British) or American we speak. It has become a fashionable trend to have a foreign accent even when we r nt sure which it is.

      With spoken English, we speak rubbish (worse than pidgin) with so much 'phoné' that it goes to show just how superficial we have become as a people.

      I fear 4 tomorrow especially with d crop of us who 'haff runs' away, those dat wonder 'who English epp?' or d 1s dat use been and being alternatively.

      We have seen situations where we r more interested in making jests (kwaraption, na only u waka come, diarisGod) than learning & accommodating our differences. Sadly our much younger children r exposed 2 a lot of these people as siblings, older cousins, nannies, cooks, drivers, school/lesson teachers, Sunday school teachers, etc.

      I see a day dat Nigeria will insist on dis bad English as its lingua franca & even document a dictionary for it just like America.

      Note: anybodi wey tink say na 2 cum hia 2 poo under my comment go make am happy, make e swerve or go stand 4 toilet queue 4 em face me I face u yard. If u still insist & poo here, I choptas not, enjoy - it's like Sterling Stella's serious posts attract a lot of traffic.

      They will b drooling over IHN & Chronicles. Me sef haff runs away!!!

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    2. Stella there is no gbagaun. He said "this group DOES". A group is one entity. If he had said these groups then would have had to use DO. The word DOES refers to a single group of users. It is still just ONE group so he is very correct.

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    3. He is right.
      Some are so irritating to read.

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    4. Anon 13:15; shey the long epistle abati give us no do. You had to come and add your own Ababio. Kwantinue

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    5. Anony 13:15...hahaha Ababio. Obviously you hated Chemistry back in school.

      Stella Kork which red ink is on DOES, na you fail o no be Mr Abati.

      I love the write up

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    6. Anon 13:33 and you xhlrted wey dey form English teacher, Stella no fail na una fail. He said USERS that is more than one USER, in that case, DOES is inappropriate. The correct sentence should be "the new group of English USERS "DO" not know the difference. DOES is wrong.

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    1. Me!

      Could remember the day I was the only student in class to use the word BRIDGE as a verb to make a sentence in my SS class...

      Shouts out to My English Language teacher, Mrs Nwokediukor of EHS Lagos state

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    2. A whole lot people!! A whole lot! People can't write correct sentences anymore. I think the one I hate most is writing okay (ok) as "k"

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    3. I find writing "okay" as "k" very disrespectful.
      I'd tell you straight up.."Oga/madam, it doesn't hurt to type "okay" correctly.

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    4. Trinity and Queen Arabella, you both are complaining about 'k'?

      What will you say to those that type,'kk' and 'kkk'? Lmao.

      Add one more word and, 'okay ' can be spelt, or at worst, 'ok' with the two 'kk's. But no, kk is the new 'okay'.

      Lol.

      I don't even want to start talking about my experiences with people guilty of this. A couple of them didn't end well...lol.

      Some of my friends type that way. I've learnt to ignore the bearable ones, as long as I can understand you well enough.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    5. Anytime I am,angry at someone I use "k" "yep" 'nope'.. cos I hate it wen pple write that n send to me. Nice write up Mr. Reuben

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    6. Anonymous 11:13
      Shouts?
      #Dead

      Trinity?????
      Bwahahahhahahahahaha

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    7. I hate it when someone types "yea" instead of yes.i just hate it

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    8. Asoge...I see you. I should have known that. *scratches jaw*
      I will wait for you. Trust me.

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    9. Lol. I can still handle "kk". The one I hate with a passion is "fink" "wiv".. "aii"...and the likes. I don't think I chat with anyone who uses these words. Nahhh.. I mean..

      The day my daughter tried forming gangster with such words on her BlackBerry update ehn, I embarrassed her so much she won't forget in a hurry. Lol. I don't think she'll try it again. I was like....arrrgghhh.. don't you dare..

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    1. Oh how I hate "gm" for good morning, "wiv", "wif", "fanks, "fink", "kkk". I find them offensive rather than annoying

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  4. I read to the end this once lol

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  5. Stella how is does not know a wrong English?? Is he suppose to say those?? You no sabi book all o


    Doesn't or does not is right madam

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    1. It's supposed to be do not does

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    2. Stupid comment alert!!

      Stella is 100% correct. Reuben said and I quote 'This new group of English users 'does' not.......

      Users -plural so 'does' should be 'do

      'This new group of English users DO not...

      Thank me later and always be sure before showing off your ignorance!

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    3. He was supposed to use 'do',since he was talking about more than one person.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    4. Olodo! Right verb is "do" since he was referring to more than one person.

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    5. It seems more like a typo error to me 'do not' is correct.

      I don't think Rueben will murder English language in that manner.

      I enjoyed every bit of this though.

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    6. Anon 12:54/55 you are a major example of how someone can refuse to learn. You are adding arrogance to ignorance and insulting people even when you don't know. People like you should save this article and read it everyday. If you allow yourself, you will learn a thing or 2.

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    7. Haaaaaa. What is happening here?

      1)...THIS new group of users DOES not.

      2)...THE new group of users DO not

      It is called Lexical semantics. The sentence started with THIS. Can you all go back to your primary school notes please.

      #oginidi

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  6. Kwakwakwakwakwa

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  7. I stopped chatting with some many people because of their way of writing because I can't comprehend. I hope they know why I don't reply to their messages.
    We were brought up with practical English from Ogundipe Tregido. I can't be caught writing in such way.

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  8. Stella how is this funny? Your sense of humour is even wackier than mine?

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    1. No Stella, there's nothing like mistake there. He wrote, "This new group of English users does" does is applies to the word 'this'. It could have been wrong, if he used 'these' with 'does' together, or "The English users",but in this case, "This new group of English users" is singular. He didn't say "new groups"
      "These new groups of English users do not don't" then it becomes plural.
      You can't use "this and do" together. It's either "these with do not" or "this with does not"
      So, he's correct.
      We learn everyday.

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    2. No Stella, there's nothing like mistake there. He wrote, "This new group of English users does", " does" there is being applied to the word 'this'. It could have been wrong, if he used 'these' with 'does' together, or "The English users",but in this case, "This new group of English users" is singular. He didn't say "new groups"
      "These new groups of English users do not don't" then it becomes plural.
      You can't use "this and do" together. It's either "these with do not" or "this with does not"
      So, he's correct.
      We learn everyday.

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  10. Kwakwakwakwa

    LMAO@English Language has been pruned.

    After University,i consciously purged myself of shorthand writing.

    Dictation of notes then made us adopt the fastest way of getting notes written which was, d,ê,éy etc

    Then when BBM came,i realised I was going to start using D instead of the, 4 instead of for...these things are there for convenience and time management but highly addictive. *Covers Face*

    The one that is almost unforgivable is:

    Wif
    Aus/haus
    Sowie
    Wia
    Hawayu/awayu
    Upandan&Adonbelivit are just so funny(i love)
    Epp
    Tank u

    If you make a sentence with all of these in it,i'm afraid i will keep scrolling not because I know English more than you,it simply gives this awful headache and sincerely,i can't invest my time into trying to "decode" a comment or write up or Advert when I have limited time to play.

    It is more fun when used sparingly in a comic way......I think.

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    1. Hi, Iphie.

      I only see "kwakwakwakwa" on this blog though.

      If you want it to have the desired effect...
      First go, kwa..
      Then, kwakwa
      Then, kwakwakwakwakwa.
      Lmao

      It's a beautiful day, yo.

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    2. Yes, when done sparingly, It may may be fun and witty.

      People tend to overdo it thus making their message painful to read and difficult to comprehend.

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    3. Lol.

      I forgot, 'adobilivit'.

      Even in uni, I didn't know how to use shorthand. Was teased about being a slow writer as a result. Lol.

      Funny enough, when I first started using a mobile phone, I opened a Facebook account, of course, and was almost sucked into using these abbreviations. I did it subconsciously, and did not notice till after a few weeks.

      Lord! Was i appalled!

      I still go back to my first few posts sometimes to laugh.

      So,i agree with Reuben on the Internet being the main cause of this. That's because you get to interact with people with different backgrounds and beliefs on here, and if you're not careful, well....

      Arabella, lmao!

      This your desired effect sounds like the shrieking of a banshee o.

      I love 'kwakwakwakwa ' though.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    4. Hi Hunnay!

      Yea,Life is beautiful.
      How are you doing?

      I'm guessing the morning-afternoon-night sickness is over right? We told you so! LOL

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    5. Lmao @Whitie
      I was thinking it sounded like a duck's quack.

      Iphie, It vanished suddenly.
      I woke up one morning and didn't feel the urge to puke.

      Hours later, I was expecting it to hit me with vengeance, yet nothing!
      That day ehn, my joy knew no bounds.

      You needed to see the way I was doing jejely so I wouldn't provoke the dreaded nausea into attacking again..lol

      I've got my groove back, darlin'
      Yes, you told me so!
      The bitter kola contributed a great deal, too.
      Muah muah, boo..

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    6. And its OK to use hunnay? @ iphie

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    7. Hahahaha@Queen Areballa.
      You see! But at that time,it seemed like it would linger for ever. Choi! I'm glad you got your groove back Hun.

      White D,you never used that shorthand? Adonbelivit! You are one strong babe.. I did it wella,cos akam na aho ka typewritter back then in school.

      @E Ebony,where do I even start answering you now?

      I'm just afraid you might not understand me the way you didn't understand my previous comment. So can I appologise for you and I already?


      Sowie!

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    8. Whirlwind... Do you know I even say LOL in real life? *Covers Face*

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    9. Oh Arabella. No wonder you have been behaving like a bitch who was poked with a rod up her ass.
      You are forgiven. Wish you a healthy pregnancy.
      But I wish you didn't announce your pregnancy on this blog; not with all the enemies you have. Kin san akwai ma su mugun baki.

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    10. Ah I love that slang "upandan" lol. I've used it a few times just because I love it. But the fascination has withered though..

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  11. I didn't even know some of them sef.he ended up giving us a lesson in slang language.. Hahah

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  12. Stella please don't fall your hand. Reuben Abati is correct. The noun 'this new group of English users'is singular so the verb will be singular as well - does. No matter the number of people in the group, they are one - a group. Next time before you run to correct, be sure.

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    1. The users there is plural n shud go wt 'do'

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    2. 2nd stupid comment alert!!!

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    3. Stella should knw better na... Why she chose to embarrass herself is wat I don't knw.

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    4. You and Stella are wrong. This group... does; these groups... do; Singular and plural. You can't use a plural verb for a singular noun and vice versa. Let's all take the lesson from Reuben and go back to speaking proper English.

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  13. The 'kwakwakwakwa' cracked me up.

    TU4DInfo indeed!

    Hehehe. I saw some I'd never heard before now.

    Truth is, most of these slangs are ticklish to write. Words like, 'upandan ', 'epp me', izz nor'.Well, as long as it doesn't turn a habit.

    As for the lmao, lwkmd, rotflmao, bae, boo, et al. Those ones have turned to standard 'abbreviations' o, and they're not going anywhere...hehehe.

    The others, I don't know what to call them. All I know is that I'd rather not write anything, than type words full of undecipherable shorthand.

    No matter who you are, friend, family, lover, and I'm chatting with you, I can never use shorthand, or forget my full stop after each sentence. A friend once told me that it makes chats look formal. She later got used to it though, and even joined me...lol.

    No wonder I'm being hounded for writing 'epistles'. I should try using a letter for each word maybe. Would make my comments shorter...kikikikiki.

    Reuben, hapu okwu. Like they say, 'hu englsh epp?'.

    Definitely me!

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. LMAO@hounded. I'm glad you are not fazed one bit.

      Happy sunday to you dear.




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    2. Hehehe.

      Why would I be fazed, when I'm expressing MY own opinion in a way I deem fit, with MY own data on public platform and not disrespecting anyone?

      Hell will freeze over before that happens na.

      Happy Sunday and Happy New week to you too, hun.


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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  14. And I want to believe you were joking when you wrote thought instead of taught. Abeg give yourself red pen.

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  15. Thanks for the new words and acronyms

    Nice write up sir... Kudos



    #PeterObiForPresident2019

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  16. Ehen cos i noticed the gbagaun....its supposed to be 'This new group of English users DO NOT' knoa.Oga Rueben oya come and tender apology for this ur gbagaun.U wee be forming Learned man now u hv discharged bullet pulicly.😀😀😀

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  17. Haaaaa!! Stellaa! Gbagaun ontop of gbagaun! U mean 'taught'?? Or is your german version written as 'thought'??...'ejucate' me please!

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    1. Lmao! She go soon tell u say na d german version true true...Stella dey slimy like okro. Catch am here,she go slide go the next corner sharp sharp. Na so her autocorrect bring out Linda in her post one time and she didn't see it before posting..when people started bashing her that she is stalking Linda sotey autocorrect had to bring it out. Na im,Stella claim say her name na stella-linda. In all my life,I ve never heard that anyone bears Stella-linda. Mrs korks,u too much! Even lai Mohammed no reach u for 'fabu'..

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  18. And he forgot to add 'gbensh'...d sound of a noisy wooden bed when d action is at full speed...gbensh gbensh gbensh...

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    1. Lmao!!!! I was actually looking for that word. But either ignore it purposefully or he has never heard about it. Or he doesn't visit Stella's blog

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    2. For real?
      Is it where that word was coined from?

      Or you joking?

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    3. Kwakwakwakwakwa

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  19. I was just laughing all thru.

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  20. Stella na you gbagaun o! Abati was correct. 'Does' is the right word in that sentence.

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  21. Stella taught** not thought.
    Nice writeup!

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  22. "Sorry is commonly written as sowie".kwakwakwakwa. lmao. I dey laff.
    Lovely writeup by the way. But this is so through.

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  23. New Era Mr Abati, that's what! Writing good grammar or speaking good English is history! Sorry!
    English does not put food on the table anymore, those were the days when being a doctor, engineer or lawyer is well respected and most people adhered to attain such goal so as to be well placed in society.

    Money speaks now and with money you can summon a doctor to your house and he'll come running, you can buy the services of a lawyer, even a judge, and engineer these days, they are all at be your beck and call with money of course.

    The world will continue to evolve until the world is no more, but will always be - kwakwakwakwaka!

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  24. New Era Mr Abati, that's what! Writing good grammar or speaking good English is history! Sorry!
    English does not put food on the table anymore, those were the days when being a doctor, engineer or lawyer is well respected and most people adhered to attain such goal so as to be well placed in society.

    Money speaks now and with money you can summon a doctor to your house and he'll come running, you can buy the services of a lawyer, even a judge, and engineer these days, they are all at be your beck and call with money of course.

    The world will continue to evolve until the world is no more, but will always be - kwakwakwakwaka!

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  25. New Era Mr Abati, that's what! Writing good grammar or speaking good English is history! Sorry!
    English does not put food on the table anymore, those were the days when being a doctor, engineer or lawyer is well respected and most people adhered to attain such goal so as to be well placed in society.

    Money speaks now and with money you can summon a doctor to your house and he'll come running, you can buy the services of a lawyer, even a judge, and engineer these days, they are all at be your beck and call with money of course.

    The world will continue to evolve until the world is no more, but will always be - kwakwakwakwaka!

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  26. Stella Na wa for you. That grammar you highlighted in red is 100% correct. This new group is a singular subject hence it requires the conjugated verb form "does". "This new group does"

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  27. Stella, good morning. Ruben is not wrong o. The subject /keyword there is "group". I may be wrong sha.

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  28. Who better English help.
    Nice write up.

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  29. Good read...I follow laff opps i mean l follow laugh small...only if we took shorthand very serious, it would never have resorted to this new form of written English

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    1. How will you find it funny? With your face like smoked grasscutter

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    2. Lol haba anon! Fear God na, today na Sunday abi u no go church ni? Choi lol

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  31. Meanwhile... Adidas, do you copy?

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  32. Jeeeeezzzzzz......
    I laughed so hard!!!!!
    Bvn Abati, u are def a comedian!!!!!!
    Kwakwakwakwakakw

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  33. Reuben is on fleek!

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  34. But this is so true. I remember failing English tests and exams just for the simplest of mistakes. And speaking grammar earned you an essay. Times have changed.

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  35. He is right. People are getting used to this abbreviation and using it to send official communication.

    Please start now and type your words in full without abbreviation. It helped me too.

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  36. Frau, "does" ist ganz richtig, warum haben Sie es mit rot geschrieben? "The new group", eine Gruppe ist Singular deshalb "does" und nicht "do".

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  37. Lol, Upandan,ADONBILIVIT!!! We all make mistakes tho, Aunty stella you spelt Tomato as Tomatoe. And when someone called you Mrs Kors, you said 'I'm not Mrs Kors My is Mrs Korkus' mine not MY. We all gbagaun, so don't be quick to point out one's errors. Lol

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  38. Meanwhile stella,those who abbreviate house to haus do not know jack about german,so what's your point exactly?

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  39. Stells, Mr. Abati is correct. He is referring to a group not several groups. " this new group" is singular so it goes with "does". Don't be confused with the phrase "this new group of English USERS". What determines the right tense is the use of  " this" and "group" which qualifies "users". The users he is referring to belong to a single group not several other groups. Hence he started the sentence with "THIS", which qualifies a singular object, not "THESE" which qualifies plural. All the new users belong to the same group, a single group. Therefore "this new GROUP of English users  does not know..." is correct.‎ If he were referring to many groups, he would have written "these new groups of users DO not..."

    For example,  "the new group of hundred men", is still singular because "group" is in its singular form.‎

    I hope my explanation suffices.‎

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    1. And the oracle has spoken.
      Bow down bitches.

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    2. Kwakwakwakwa

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  40. ThIS NEW GROUO OF ENGLISH USERS 'DOES'
    IS VERY CORRECT NA STELLA. Or were u expecting him to write Those???

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  41. ThIS GBAGAUN IN THAT SENTIENCE IS 'THIS' meant to be THESE NEW GROUP OF ENGLISH USERS. Cos of d plural in users

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  42. THE GBAGAUN IN THAT SENTIENCE IS 'THIS' meant to be THESE NEW GROUP OF ENGLISH USERS. Cos of d plural in users

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  43. THE GBAGAUN IN THAT SENTIENCE IS 'THIS' . Its meant to be THESE NEW GROUP OF ENGLISH USERS. Cos of d plural in users

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  44. SDK.... he's right.... the new group of English users is a singular noun, so does is the right verb... the noun is the new group which can be used with or without English users... I expected you to highlight the 'adepts' in the young people who are adepts at it phrase

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  45. That man should prepare his lawyers because Behari's EFCC will soon open his case file


    *Comment by: BelieveAll.com*

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  46. My best is 'Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa 'you know why abii??yes u do!

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    1. Yeah! As popularised by the queen of the bus.

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  47. Just read it, Reuben was not talking about gbagun.

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  48. I'm quite sure that most people who spell HOUSE as HAUS do not know that it is the German version. I agree with Mr. Reuben 100 %. We need to discourage social media lingo in proper communication.

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