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Saturday, May 14, 2016

SATURDAY Laughs


How are you this fine not so hot Saturday Morning?
Some BV gbagauns are included though....LOL




























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One day I was at the junction to buy fufu!!!
"Give me 100 naira
fufu" I told the seller.
As she was counting it,
then I looked at my
sideways and saw a
woman with a small
child, this child was walking a bit faster than her
mother.
Then the mother said,
"Degree wait for me", I
was so amazed to hear
the name, then I moved close to the woman "ma, why
do u call this child degree?" The woman laughed and
said "I sent her mother to d university, this is what she

brought for me.......!!!

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79 comments:

  1. STARRY LARRY14 May 2016 at 09:26

    Chai! Thanks Stella, I dey laugh gannnnn






    *Lary was here*

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    1. Emjay14 May 2016 at 10:11

      Today's laff na bomb, see me laffing at how here.

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    2. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 10:30

      Lol.

      Dis pikin na certificate o, no b degree.
      Degree na five years while certificate fit b 9 months.

      Stella shine dey go!

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    3. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 10:57

      Hahahahahahaha @ degree!!

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    4. Mosiwomeka14 May 2016 at 11:13

      Lol, no matter how drunk I am, I will correctly text my account number.

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    5. BabyOku14 May 2016 at 11:15

      No no no no no.. the last one got me.. degree wait for me.. lmao.

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    6. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 11:40

      LMAO @ the last joke...

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    7. Juleslouis14 May 2016 at 12:41

      Lmao @i've already mopped d street.

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    8. lastborn 14 May 2016 at 17:26

      Abeg wetin be d meaning of "hmmmm"

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  2. abril14 May 2016 at 09:31

    lol
    This one na correct laugh 'melicine'
    Can't stop laughing at the degree child

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  3. RICHBEE14 May 2016 at 09:38

    Kwakwakwakwakwa I can't stop laughing oh... Degree wait for me

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  4. Queen Realtor��‍♀️ Call me for your verified lands.14 May 2016 at 09:45

    Hahahahaha, that pre-wedding photo na so e dey use start, before you go know, the tieing go be on top bed with serious flogging.

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  5. Henry45314 May 2016 at 09:47

    LMAO! after degree, na Postgraduate remain!

    The funny pre wedding pose caught me

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  6. Zara14 May 2016 at 09:49

    Loool they need to have English tutorials for people on here mehn...

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  7. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog14 May 2016 at 09:56

    Bekee bu agbara


    Who english don help???

    Kwakwakwa
    Kpohokpoho
    Kikikikiki
    Hehehehehe
    LMAOO

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  8. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings14 May 2016 at 10:03

    Hahahahahaha

    989 comment 2016

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  9. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 10:03

    This is extremely entertainment. I had a good laugh! Bluntijebuchic na wa ooo, y going offkey wen u were not singing. Stella Is it not LMAOOO again? Which one bi LAOOOOO..hahaha

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    1. Zeddicus 14 May 2016 at 11:57

      Extremely entertainment??
      Lol, congratulations sis bro! you've made it to Sunday laughs tomorrow. Na #Godwin

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    2. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*14 May 2016 at 16:35

      Offkey ko
      Offtune ni*nansense*
      I tell you say I dey sing

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    3. Anonymous17 May 2016 at 14:43

      The one about mum l have mopped the he street got me tearing. And relationship going in different directions was funny

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  10. MIEA HOMES - Handmade bags, souvenir/gift bags, sandals and palm slippers (unisex).Call or WhatsApp 0706817848014 May 2016 at 10:07

    Femi abeg don't eat their paper like Uncle Metuh ooh (lolz)
    NEPA in short I dash una the light. I spent 9months without light in my mummy's womb una kon dey use 5 days darkness dey threaten me! Mschewww

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  11. lolah14 May 2016 at 10:08

    Lol
    Tell aw many times did I called u,very funny.

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  12. lolah14 May 2016 at 10:08

    *femi*

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  13. digileee114 May 2016 at 10:08

    Lwkm @degree

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  14. Unknown14 May 2016 at 10:11

    Lol! I smell drama though

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  15. Fierce of SDK blog 14 May 2016 at 10:19

    Na to name this one Msc be that o. Kikikikikiki.

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  16. ASA gburu gburu14 May 2016 at 10:24

    Lol

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  17. Unknown14 May 2016 at 10:28

    Omg lol...funny shits everywhere

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  18. Eka Joy14 May 2016 at 10:31

    I was having a good laugh before that person with d black ink decided to start sending typos as gbagaun. Thanks a lot for killing my laughter. Mtsheeeeeew.

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    1. Zeddicus 14 May 2016 at 11:59

      Ha ha ha ha, see eka sad, its gbagaun abeg. Or is it because you are a culprit too?

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    2. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 12:14

      As in ehn! Very dry person doing that.

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  19. Unknown14 May 2016 at 10:33

    Ebony takes the cup!
    She can gbagun 4 afrika

    Ebi,y naaaa?
    Iphie dearie? Wow!
    Other are gbagun senators.

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  20. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 10:33

    Yup! Funny as hell! Thanks Stella!

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  21. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 10:39

    The person wey dey munch this gbagaun get time oooo.

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  22. Unknown14 May 2016 at 10:40

    Hahahahaha @ degree wait for me. Buhahahahahahaha

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  23. SWAG LAFRESH 14 May 2016 at 10:40

    Where's mine?

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  24. Ijora 114 May 2016 at 10:45

    Rotflol! Today's laugh is so on point. Keep it up Stells

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  25. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 10:45

    LMAO....esp@ degree wait for me.......

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  26. Nemerem14 May 2016 at 10:50

    "When you don't know where the relationship is going" got me.
    Hahaha! The angry bird is vivi in reverse mood.
    Thanks Stella, time well spent.

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  27. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 10:54

    I really laughed! Thanks for this. Degree 😂😂😂

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  28. Nemerem14 May 2016 at 10:55

    "When you don't know where the relationship is going" got me.
    Hahaha! The angry bird is vivi in reverse mood.
    Thanks Stella, time well spent.

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  29. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 10:59

    I saw my comment,i was in transit that day so I typed 'signity' instead of dignity.lol hehehhehhehehheh.

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    1. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 12:45

      You take gbagaun correct gbagaun "in transit", you don due for deliverance.

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    2. New Eve14 May 2016 at 13:57

      I am a Star😂😆..
      Lol.

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  30. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 11:03

    hehehehheheheheheh
    original degree

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  31. wizzy14 May 2016 at 11:03

    I don laugh tire.. e b like say na pigin person go they speak here because Stella they mark our error.. so funny.

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  32. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 14 May 2016 at 11:13

    that drakes meme got me chia dude looks like one punani without the beards. the nepa own got me rolling on the floor, naija i hail thee,our sense of humor is just outta this world even in the midst of this hardship we still laugh. God bless you stella may your enemies never lack Mb to visit your blog and see how you are prospering Amen. morning SDKers

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  33. Lady C14 May 2016 at 11:14

    So hilarious

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  34. Unknown14 May 2016 at 11:19

    Lol, proper degree!!

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  35. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 11:20

    Thought I was the only one that noticed, haha. Samurai Jack and Professor in powerpuff girls is one and the same. Same as Dexter of Dexter's laboratory. I think its cos they have the same creator - gendy tatarkovski or something like that, hence the similar faces. Meme would have been something like Ninja mode on, ninja mode off, boy mode on, hehehe.

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    1. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 12:46

      Eeewwwwww nerd alert!

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    2. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 17:52

      @anon 12:46, holla my fellow nerd, yes ke, for you to know I'm a nerd, you are one of us, haha. #TeamNerdyAndPrettyChick

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  36. Tha Prettiest14 May 2016 at 11:22

    Lmao...very funty

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  37. chi-ji-okeh14 May 2016 at 11:22

    Stella what is LAOOO

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  38. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)14 May 2016 at 11:26

    Degree wait for me. hahahahahahaha

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  39. Indy14 May 2016 at 11:27

    Just scrolled past all den gbagaun..can't come and bore myself..

    The real laughs though👍👍👍👍

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    1. Unknown14 May 2016 at 11:45

      As in! Some peeps will start doing it on purpose 2 get their posts up here on satd n Sunday. I dey see where people dey ask "where my own gbagaun?" like say na achievement

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  40. Linc14 May 2016 at 11:33

    Lol!!! The last one cracked my ribs. Afi degree na.....

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  41. Unknown14 May 2016 at 11:37

    The last joke made me laugh crazily. That was epic!

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    1. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 12:51

      No be you? You don already craze before so no blame Saturday laughs.

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  42. Sweetheart14 May 2016 at 11:40

    I laughed soooooooooooo hard!!!!!!

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  43. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*14 May 2016 at 11:43

    So I dey saturday laugh*hummmm*
    Dull saturday jawe

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  44. Iphie dearie14 May 2016 at 11:50

    Bwhahahahahaha@Degree!!!

    Mommy I have mopped the whole street!

    Lmao@aired...dried nko?

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  45. Pure Organic Palm oil 0706176236014 May 2016 at 12:23

    Lmao!

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  46. Barr. Oma14 May 2016 at 12:31

    I had a good laugh,nice one

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  47. One trillion14 May 2016 at 12:43

    End time degree

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  48. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 13:02

    That Degree story is everything! Lmao.

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  49. hawtkassy14 May 2016 at 13:22

    Dis is d first time i really laughed so hard...,

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  50. Anonymous14 May 2016 at 13:25

    😃@ when your mum is beating your sibling. My younger son be that lol

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  51. frances chidera14 May 2016 at 13:35

    Smiling,...actually I have not been happy for sometime but all these post has actually made me smile.thank you.

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  52. SHAKITI BABY14 May 2016 at 14:03

    Lmao,you made my day.

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  53. Ify Tabansi14 May 2016 at 14:08

    Very funny

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  54. Blossom14 May 2016 at 15:32

    So funny!!

    Degree wait for me.lolz

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  55. Real Nutty14 May 2016 at 15:52

    These comments 'kilt me today'
    HahahahahahahahahhahaahAahhahahahahahahahhahhahaha

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  56. Jasmine14 May 2016 at 19:38

    Ebony can gbagaun for Africa

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  57. Funmi O.15 May 2016 at 10:08

    Lmao @ degree and mum i have mopped the street.

    Very funny. Thanks stella.

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