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Saturday, May 21, 2016

Most Embarrassing Moment Ever...

Have you ever felt so Embarrassed you wanted to just vanish from the scene?







Do you have any moments like this you wanna share with us?..Perhaps it is funny?Please include the humour cos we need it to replace fuel....
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287 comments:

  1. Emjay21 May 2016 at 13:00

    Hmmmmmmmmmm!

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:42

      Days of using tissue paper as pad, omo na inside market the thing fall comot from my yansh, you need to see the way I grab am dey run dey go, hahahahahahahahaha.

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    2. Unknown21 May 2016 at 13:53

      Comments please

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    3. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:45

      I was d one dt posted an embarrassing moment abt hving running stomach and had to poo in d car in presence of my daughter
      Now I hv another one o and this happened on Sunday
      So I celebrated my child's bday ,did tnx givin and pastor requested dt I bring cake for d kids in church. As pa say I sabi bake small small,I decided to do it myself.So bcx of weekend activities and no chance,I baked d cake on Thursday infact I mixed d sugar n butter(topper) frm Wed till Thursday wen I finally baked it( unknown to me dt d cake no done) I saw it was burning so I brought if out .meanwhile ,it was 2kg and I used enof ingredients I use 1 and 1/2 creats of egg n I had 3 different pans.
      Na so I come ice d cake (Royal) on Saturday celebrant body de catch am
      Went to church,kids came over to snap wt celebrant and d cake was cut
      So ushers took d cake to give pastors their own,choristers took one and d kids shared one so as one usher was sharing I stylishly asked her to give me so I can take a bite
      My pple,my SDK family,na there I die wake up o,shame no gree me talk
      My so called "special" cake don de draw like ogbono not only dat,e come de taste like watin decay
      Chaii!!! My pple I wan faint o,wen celebrant taste am,she begin laff even while I tried converting up na so she shout mummy see d cake u baked oooo..... To think dat d sharing of d cake has gone round including adults and even pastors don taste am but no body gree squeeze mouth show say dem even de shame on my behalf na so I see on Sunday o
      now tomorrow I don't knw how to face the congregation considering d fact dt I'm d announcement minister in church
      Pple pls advice me ooooo should I apologize to d whole church or just ignore???

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    4. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:46

      Last week when i was sleeping in the bus and d bus stopped abrutly only for me to hit my head hard on the passenger sitting in front of me. The side eye he gave me was something else.

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    5. Unknown21 May 2016 at 15:20

      Lmaoooo I was just telling my mum about this yesterday.
      Mine was on a day my sister made me buy fresh crabs we saw at a market. When we got into a bus ehn, the smell na die!!!! Everyone kept staring around wondering where the smell was coming from. I kept spraying perf in my bag to douse the repugnant smell.
      Na that day I buy crab last.

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  2. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:01

    Abeg those sluts married n unmarried pple dnt bring ur slutty story here o

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    1. Unknown21 May 2016 at 13:55

      Most embarrassing moments....how I've missed it.Will be back to read comments.Meanwhile Xp,I read IHN late yesterday and all the nonsense in it.Let's keep it for Monday shall we? Meanwhile,so wa pa? Hehehehehe.

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  3. Unknown21 May 2016 at 13:06

    the day my wife wanted to rape me but was seeing my period. I don't like it when my dick bleeds. Though she later gave me head shaa.

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:40

      Lie from the pit of he'll.. kwakwakwakwa.. lol, hilarious though

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:53

      Very disgusting and childish, I don't blame you... I blame who permitted you to use the Internet.

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    3. Unknown21 May 2016 at 13:54

      Lol

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    4. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:12

      Ewwwwwww!

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    5. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:16

      Just to be relevant

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    6. Lacey Love21 May 2016 at 14:22

      Taaaaaaaa

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  4. Cí21 May 2016 at 13:06

    Awesome!!!
    Grabs pillow...
    Spreads Mat Bring it ON!

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    1. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:14

      Shift for me biko.
      Stella please approve comments fast.

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    2. Uriel (Freshdew)21 May 2016 at 14:28

      Shift, lolz

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    3. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:48

      The day a gal said in the presence of my church members that I have had sex with her when I was still a kid and she said my grand mum caught us that I shd go and ask her to clear any doubt. I was highly embarassed and mad at her cos then I was really a born again S.U Christian brother. She also said she saw my father taking his bath and even went on to say that she saw her own brother gbenshing his wife. Her target then was to make sure she lure me to sleep with her so that I won't form churchy guy again. But I thank God that I never created any room for it to happen.

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  5. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:08

    The day my mum almost caught me inside the room with my bf

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    1. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:00

      Always makes for an interesting read.Will be back in a few.Xp,I read IHN late yesterday and saw all the rubbish.Let's leave it for Monday shall we?Meanwhile,so wa pa sha?

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  6. Unknown21 May 2016 at 13:08

    A guy tried to commit suicide 2day in my Estate,early dis morning .God used one prayerful mama 2 rescue him as he tried 2 jump 4rm 3storey building.A tall handsome guy.Tnx 2 God .I can't give full detail now for security reasons.

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    1. Babycreamy21 May 2016 at 13:36

      Mtcheew, incomplete story

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:45

      Nne the maga no pay after last night. Na im you wan push am down come talk say na sucide. Mtcheeew

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    3. Unknown21 May 2016 at 15:56

      Probably gay

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  7. Unknown21 May 2016 at 13:09

    A guy tried to commit suicide 2day in my Estate,early dis morning .God used one prayerful mama 2 rescue him as he tried 2 jump 4rm 3storey building.A tall handsome guy.Tnx 2 God .I can't give full detail now for security reasons.

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    1. Eka Joy21 May 2016 at 13:37

      Security reasons u say? Who go come kidnap u?

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:17

      Security reasons ke, mtheeew

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    3. Jeni_zee 21 May 2016 at 14:26

      What is security about d reason? Lol

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  8. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:10

    Ive had so many embarrassing moments in my life, but 95% of them is me being embarrassed on peopels behalf... yes oh, i de shame for them.

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    1. kathy21 May 2016 at 15:04

      My own happened as I was leading choir ministration...in front of the congregation... I started the song...getting to a point... I forgot the song...damn...I started humming the song oh...I started moving to hide the shame and pretend like it was part of what we practiced...I missed a step and I went straight to the floor in front of the whole church...I just sat on the floor and continued the song and acted like I was filled with the holy spirit.. I later knelt down...dat day would never b forgotten

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  9. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:11

    Haaaa, stella iburukwa bia oo, yes yes yes. The day I went to a friend wedding, with my suficicated wears, plus expensive shoe and bag, i was called to be at the high table, omo I just de denge de pose de go oo, make i raise my leg up to climb where am supposed to sit, the next thing wee I hear na zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa from my back, my gown tore from the nyash, i wan die that day, e be me like say make ground open to swallow me, thank God for a woman that gave me her rapper to cover,na d next available taxi they arranged for me.

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    1. Unknown21 May 2016 at 13:39

      Next time, ask them for SOPHISTICATED wears. Trust me, this kind of episode won't repeat itself again.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    2. STARRY LARRY21 May 2016 at 13:40

      Chai!!! The disgrace no be here, I follow you shame here sef




      *Larry was here*

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    3. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:41

      Sufficicated kwa.. *side eyes*

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    4. Unknown21 May 2016 at 13:55

      Kiikikikikikikikikikiki

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    5. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:56

      Hahahahahaha taxi Sef you no con get car on top everything, you get expensive shoe and bag with "suficicated" wears only you. eeyaaa very funny and sad.

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    6. SMURF21 May 2016 at 14:04

      Which "rapper" did she give you? Eminem, 50 cent or local ones Olamide or phyno.

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    7. Cí21 May 2016 at 15:50

      @SMURF...Hahahahahha
      #wipestears#

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    8. Unknown21 May 2016 at 16:39

      Lol, oyibo adagbue madu oo supu ya osiso

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    9. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 16:41

      "suficicated" indeed

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  10. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:12

    This one happened recently, I went to the cybercafe and sat on a bench close to the edge.. people gradually started standing up oo (lemme change to pigin jhoor).. Na so i balance well thinking say I get one weight.. as the last person stand up like dis.. mehn come see disgraceful yakata falling.. I fall come knack yansh for ground with all my makeup and accent.. shit, shame no gree me look up o.. I just form say my hand don bend and peeps just kept saying sorry.. Lol *funny memories*

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  11. ****Bbjac****21 May 2016 at 13:15

    Let the comments roll

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  12. Big man21 May 2016 at 13:16

    The day my mum applied a native ear-ache medicine to my ear and I was crying and rolling on the floor naked cos I couldnt bear the pains. I was over 20yrs old then and my elder sister's friend was around and saw my every every but I lost control due to the pains.
    Also, the day I didn't knock at a gals room in my lodge back then in school, she was just coming from the bathroom and I just entered. Thank God I quickly rushed back and didn't see anything. She shouted, ''Osmoses, hope u no see me finish o''

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    1. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:15

      Kikiki

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    2. Unknown21 May 2016 at 16:20

      Lol @ osmoses hope u no see me finish o" u for tell her say u see her finish b4?
      And u sharp guy de form "tnk God I didn't see anything"

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  13. Love EATING pussy21 May 2016 at 13:17

    For me it was some years back when i was on my period. I was wearing white jeans and feeling fly, i went visiting a friend who had white fluffy chairs in his house. After having a nice time in d house, i get up from the chair & lo and behold i had painted the white chair red. Mehn d embarrassment no be here, i felt like dying,he saw it and was a gentleman about it, got me something to wear home...crazy day that day was




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    1. The General's Wife21 May 2016 at 13:36

      LOL
      Nothing like a guy being all gentlemanly when a lady has an emabarrasing moment.

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:00

      You dey period you wear white jeans con sit for white chair? I don tell you since make you go for deliverance, your Ogbanje spirit no be here.

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    3. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:06

      For some reason,I really don't believe this your story.How can you be on your period and wear white,you dey craze?

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    4. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:06

      For some reason,I really don't believe this your story.How can you be on your period and wear white,you dey craze?

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    5. Pure Organic Palm oil 0706176236021 May 2016 at 14:27

      Anon 14:00....Your comment na die...Lmao

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    6. GALORE21 May 2016 at 14:29

      You are still eating this your pussy?


      Kontinu



      @Galore

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    7. Unknown21 May 2016 at 15:50

      Hahahahaha

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    8. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 15:55

      @sassy,nurses still wear their white uniform on their period.Uwc

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    9. Babyface Assassin21 May 2016 at 16:40

      @ sassy, it happened to me too. It's being over confident that causes it.
      Mine was twice. White trouser and white gown.
      Luckily for me, when God created me, he didn't add 'shame' to my features and characteristics.

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  14. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:19

    My first time in Maryland,Lagos. I thought the u-turn/flyover was just a road demarcation and I wanted to cross it,i had already crossed one leg before I notice nah flyover I wan jump. People for hold up just day look me like 'why dis fine girl wan commit suicide,abi she just come township?. I just ran back with my face burning in shame.

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  15. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:20

    Fart during oral, my boo just removed his mouth n slpt. I cudnt even say sorry. Kikikikikikii

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    1. Babycreamy21 May 2016 at 13:39

      Lollll

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:44

      Lmao... u killed me with dis... I m just imagining ur boo's face right now.. lol

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    3. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:44

      Hahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahahahaha.

      And u be like oya come and chop.

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    4. Love EATING pussy21 May 2016 at 13:54

      Chai i can imagine the shame... Lmao

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    5. Stella Maris baby21 May 2016 at 13:56

      You wicked Ooooo.
      Lol.

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    6. Tuscany - LUXURY BESPOKE SHOEMAKER @onimisibespoke21 May 2016 at 13:58

      Loooooool

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    7. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:01

      Disgusting boo giving girl oral.

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    8. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:07

      Dafuuuuuq?Jeez!!!

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    9. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:20

      My husband and I the compete to fart oh Hehehehe

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    10. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:25

      Jeez.... What a powerful orgasm you gave him as a reward. Hahahahaha.... I cried while laughing reading this.

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    11. Apple Berry 21 May 2016 at 15:16

      Lmao!

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    12. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 15:26

      Lmaooooo!!!

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    13. CharisMAtic DIVA21 May 2016 at 16:17

      Simple, short n funny lol

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    14. Jael 21 May 2016 at 16:18

      Kai! See me rolling on floor lmao!

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  16. MonkeynofineTAFIAmama �� �� 21 May 2016 at 13:20

    Will read comments.

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  17. Stella Maris baby21 May 2016 at 13:27

    My was when a male worker told me in my church that,my cloth was stain with blood..
    Chai!!!!!,I die & wake up & I was wearing white gown..
    Will not forget that day in a hurry.

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    1. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:09

      I'm embarrassed by your grammar.

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    2. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:09

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    3. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:21

      I don't go close to white when under my period

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    4. Cí21 May 2016 at 15:56

      @ Sassy....heheheh
      Lmaoo

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  18. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:27

    The biggest that comes to mind is my teen age, my elder bro had this huge ass chick that visits mostly on weeknds, eachtime she comes i just wonder what she'd look like naked, i keep staring at her assets with my side eyes, so one friday, in preparation for her visit the nxt day i climbed inside the ceiling & created a peep hole for my viewing pleasure.... i was happy with myself, i told myself " i don see wetin go clear pass DSTV & even for free" i could hardly wait for the nxt day, ive never monitored the time so badly, time movement was so damn slow, chai. Saturday reach na, this babe hasnt surfaced.. and her usual time don de pass, ah ah wetin de happen? even my bro sef just look relaxed, i use style ask am "bros i wan commot oh, incase u wan send me msg, u knw say ur babe de usually come on saturdays, abishe no go come 2day? he said she go come but u fit commot sha.
    finally she came 2hrs later, oboy.... she shape n bouncing boobs, i already had erection staring at her, cus i knew 2day i must see wetin this cloth cover, na so i climb enter ceiling oh.... hot weather inside ceiling, i de wait for show..... them de their de gist yeye yeye gist, de press phone, chai i don vex cus the sweat no easy. i just decide to come down wait till i sense action then i climb in again... but as i de try leave na, i just miss step, na so my leg match the ceiling board oh, the whole thing collapse, oh boy... i wan die, which lie i wan talk? wetin carry me enter here wen i fit watch porn hold body.... you need to see the look on their faces, as i fall totally into the room, i even break my arm with scratches on my back n leg...
    my bro said, na the commot u de commot be that? wetin carry u enter ceiling? come see stammering, men it was obvious i was peeping, they accused me of doing it long ago... pant sef i never see before, come see beating.... the girl sef no come the house again.

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:35

      Oniranu!

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    2. STARRY LARRY21 May 2016 at 13:43

      Hahhahhahhahha this got me laughing seriously, I so love this hahhahhahh





      *Larry was here*

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    3. Pin21 May 2016 at 13:51

      This gist fluffy like hot Agege bread.Na devil use him wand push you fall. Bwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    4. Stella Maris baby21 May 2016 at 13:53

      Chai!!!!.
      Lwkmd.

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    5. stranger21 May 2016 at 13:54

      Of all the people wey nor get respeck, na you be the Chairman. ROTFLMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ode! Hahahaha...

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    6. Bee10(mummytwins)21 May 2016 at 14:02

      You are something else,serves you right for going to peep on your brother and his babe.

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    7. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:22

      You for break head sef lol

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    8. Mo Says21 May 2016 at 14:23

      Read smtn similar here b4

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    9. Weed Chic21 May 2016 at 14:51

      Tears dey commot from my eyes😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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    10. CharisMAtic DIVA21 May 2016 at 15:08

      Ehehehehe ! Lmao

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    11. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)21 May 2016 at 15:15

      Funny story but you have told us this before...

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    12. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.21 May 2016 at 15:17

      Haha Hahahahahaaaaaaaa
      Omg! You just 'keel' me with laughter.
      Roflmao......

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    13. ASA gburu gburu21 May 2016 at 15:23

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha,very funny

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    14. Debbie me21 May 2016 at 15:32

      Lol. Serves you right ooo.

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    15. Unknown21 May 2016 at 15:50

      Hahahahaha hahahahaha my belle oh

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  19. missamusa21 May 2016 at 13:27

    When I asked a guy if he would love to have sex with me and he was like "why do you ask?". I said "because I really would like to have sex with you, he just replied with "ok". I wanted to die. Till today I can't even summon the courage to look at him.

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:05

      If Na me I for die on the spot.

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    2. Big man21 May 2016 at 14:27

      Say what? Anonymity gone wrong. Sorry o.

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    3. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 16:35

      Add today's own again. See as shame catch me for you

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  20. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:28

    Walked in on my parent having sex, they didn't hear me walk up d stairs, I just heard my mom's moans n tiptoed back outside, ran outside d gate n went to chillout with mallam for two hours, when I came back I was singing loudly so my presence would be noticed from d gate, got in n both of dem where in d kitchen gisting, I just walked in casually, my mom asked y I was singing like I won pool, I just smiled, couldn't look at my dad. Jeez! I'm truamatized for life. Lol

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    1. The General's Wife21 May 2016 at 13:38

      Hahahahahahhahaha

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    2. Unknown21 May 2016 at 13:40

      I can imagine.haha

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    3. Unknown21 May 2016 at 13:41

      Hahaha hahaha lmao. U just killed me

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    4. Stella Maris baby21 May 2016 at 13:48

      Wow!!!!!
      Lovely gist.

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    5. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:50

      Ewwww omG lol! That is terribly traumatizing mehn! Ewww again hahaha. And me that i like to moan loudly hmmmmm

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    6. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:02

      Hahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂sorry for the trauma

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    7. jadeite21 May 2016 at 14:17

      Lmao!

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    8. Mo Says21 May 2016 at 14:24

      Lmao

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    9. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:36

      Hahaha.... So funny... My best part was you walking in and singing loudly so that ur presence can be noticed from the gate.

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    10. CharisMAtic DIVA21 May 2016 at 15:04

      Oh Em Gee! Hahahaha
      Chim o

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    11. Debbie me21 May 2016 at 15:31

      Lol. I can imagine.

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    12. Unknown21 May 2016 at 15:51

      Hahahahaha

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  21. De Imperfect Chick21 May 2016 at 13:29

    the day i gave testimony in Church and was nervous, stuttering and speaking wrong grammar, mtcheew.

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  22. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:29

    Fell from my four inch stilleto in a banking hall. Oh lord.

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  23. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:30

    I was caught licking soup. Hahahahaa my mom shouted, ole! Ode! Oloriburuku. Hahahahahaa

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  24. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:31

    The day I forgot to go under anonymous when cursing stella, hahahahaa

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  25. GALORE21 May 2016 at 13:31

    Can't wait to read comments




    @Galore

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  26. miss bee21 May 2016 at 13:32

    I was coming back from school last year, when I got to mile 2, i was busy forming no touch me o to dos conductors draging passengers bags... Dahs aw one conductor whispered to me dat my cloth is stained n he has bin trying to tell me since but i dey do shakara. Omo I wan die for embarrassment dat day, all eyes were on me.

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  27. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:34

    Was pulled over by d police, after checking my papers, d officer asked for a tip, I told him oga area dry o, my 4yr old son said mummy's lying, opened d pigeon hole n took 50ngn n gave d officer, to my surprise, d officer took it. I zoomed off.

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    1. The General's Wife21 May 2016 at 14:25

      Hahahahaha these kids won't put us into Trouble!

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    2. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.21 May 2016 at 15:26

      Lmaooooooooo. Your boy must be something else.

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    3. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 15:37

      U area BAD MOTHER. Stop carrying your child in the front seat of a car. That's hoe u'll match brake and the pikin go fly comot from windscreen. It's not safe for a child to sit in front. Stop it!!

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    4. Miiiii21 May 2016 at 16:32

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Kids! You taught him not to lie na. Remember liars will go to hell....

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  28. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:36

    Was with my Noo, when a girl who had his spare key walked in, I was so scared, she just dip my clothes in water n ordered me out, leboo cudnt say jack, I wet go house n told my mom I fell into a pool at a friends house, lol.

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:24

      That girl is wicked for common boyfriend wey no marry her.

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    2. Lacey Love21 May 2016 at 14:32

      You wereally a side boo. Your boo has a main boo.

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    3. Unknown21 May 2016 at 15:20

      Hahahahaha choi

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    4. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.21 May 2016 at 15:29

      You were a side boo. Cos the main boo had a key to his house.
      Pele. I hope you've dumped that nigga?

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    5. CharisMAtic DIVA21 May 2016 at 16:18

      Ahahaha
      Lol

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    6. Unknown21 May 2016 at 16:27

      Blood of Jesus! You people on this blog will make me die of laughter.

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  29. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:37

    My BIL saw my boobs. Dude didn't knock, he just waltz into my bedroom looking for his brother, shame didn't allow me come out that day.

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  30. Shantelle's Empire21 May 2016 at 13:40

    Can't think of any. But i always remember that of sisi eko that she said her chyker caught her in her secondary school uniform(dude was thinking she was an undergraduate). Haha

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  31. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:40

    The day a useless conductor dust my fine geh, he took me to the cleaner, spin scrub squeeze & strangle my pride @ oshodi becos I no free shift for a passenger to enter funny enuf I couldn't say a word becos I was on dry fasting just looking at a dirty man shouting & screaming my ancestors story. Baba were l'awon conductor eko yii....

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  32. Victorious21 May 2016 at 13:40

    I remember when I was in JSS2, I just started Menstruating and was bleeding in class during prep without knowing, that's how someone came to call me that it is time for scripture union, we have this very wicked house master tho he was close to students, as I came out of my class he just said see u, u went to eat in the dinning and your bombom ate the oily soup too, gosh I just turned and I thought twas really oil, only for a guy to shout no be oil oh, anoda said its the thing girls do every month, I felt so embarrassed with my Bible in my hand, thank God for my friend that gave me cardigan to wrap, counsellor now gave me pad, when they called my mom she just came to school the following day and started telling all the teachers I had started Chai! it's that one that even embarrassed me more, see as some were saying congrats like I won a gold medal...mscheeew

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:26

      Hahahahahaha that your mummy funny die.

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:43

      Your own good. I slept in my mum's room and got up in the morning. Just as my legs were touching the floor, I felt a push and the next thing was thick blood gushing. I was only 12 years old and my first time. My mum screamed and all the neighbours ran in both men and women. The men made a u turn and the women stayed to clean me up. Come and hear questions. "Did you go anywhere, did any man touch you here?, who called you to their room? I was not allowed to go to school that day. It was like the whole women in the neighbourhood came around to give me advice. " don't let any man touch you o, don't play with any boy o, if they touch you eh, you will get pregnant o".
      Memories. If only they picked it that there was a problem with me then. I've never gotten pregnant and I decided to stay single cos I cant bear the torment of been married and no child. If only my parents took me for some checks then..... but I still see the funny side.

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    3. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:43

      Your own good. I slept in my mum's room and got up in the morning. Just as my legs were touching the floor, I felt a push and the next thing was thick blood gushing. I was only 12 years old and my first time. My mum screamed and all the neighbours ran in both men and women. The men made a u turn and the women stayed to clean me up. Come and hear questions. "Did you go anywhere, did any man touch you here?, who called you to their room? I was not allowed to go to school that day. It was like the whole women in the neighbourhood came around to give me advice. " don't let any man touch you o, don't play with any boy o, if they touch you eh, you will get pregnant o".
      Memories. If only they picked it that there was a problem with me then. I've never gotten pregnant and I decided to stay single cos I cant bear the torment of been married and no child. If only my parents took me for some checks then..... but I still see the funny side.

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  33. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)21 May 2016 at 13:44

    Aaah Stella Kork o inside one company like that at Adeola Odeku Street my *ASSURANCE* fell off. I wore a certain lemon camisole on a tush black skirt so I needed to pad up my bra to get a certain shape for the top, and headed to sign out some documents and get company seals on them, midway into the day there was a fire drill test for their new staff, everyone scampered and headed for the stairs. While running my assure fell off because I pulled up the camisole a bit to put my IPad over the stomach.

    You can't believe the person that was running the stairs right behind me and picked it, he was like 'Hello dear your patch fell on the stairs' , handing it over to me with a cheeky smile. Oh gawd!

    Till today, don't send me there for meeting or whatever, I ain't gwoin no where. Kuku kii me.
    Then I resolved to increase the size naturally jare.
    I no fit shout again!
    Aarrrrggghhhh.

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:22

      Lol.
      So hw did u increase it, *side eye.

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:54

      How did u resolve d size naturally?

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    3. CharisMAtic DIVA21 May 2016 at 15:09

      Vely funny lol

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    4. Apple Berry 21 May 2016 at 15:22

      Lmao. How did u increase the size?

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    5. Unknown21 May 2016 at 15:24

      Hahahahaha sorry babe

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    6. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.21 May 2016 at 15:36

      Funny.

      One question ;
      How did u resolve the size naturally? How? Was it that pill? I heard it's very effective.

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  34. stranger21 May 2016 at 13:45

    Cant really remember now, but I believe I once shared my altar servant blues. This one is probably my second mist embarrassing moment.
    Many years ago, we arrived late for mass and pews were all occupie. As a result we had to sit on a bench but as the devil would insist on punishing me to the exclusion of other latecomers, I fell asleep during homily/sermon. The weird thing was that I dreamt that I was sleeping and suddenly I saw myself falling. In a bid to stop myself from falling I soon realised that I was actually falling in reality but before I could do anything, I was on the floor.
    Whilst on the floor, I thought about getting back up, then I remebered the commotion I caused and how people screamed Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Na so I just borrow myself brain refuse to stand. Then I went on to slow down my breathing long enough for people to think that I had fainted. My mother was busy crying and all but if I hear say I gree open eye. Even when I heard people suggesting that I be rushed to the hospital. I eventually opened my eyes when we got to the hospital and as I did, I asked as I had seen in movies: "da daa daddy where am I?"
    I was placed on observation for a couple of hours and eventually discharged. Our priest, church members and all concerned visited amd prayed specially for me.
    The following Sunday, I was used as a point of contact for persons suffering from any form of sickness or demonic attack with me shouting AMEN! as I knew all eyes were on me.

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    1. LA21 May 2016 at 14:22

      Hhahhahahhahahahhaha... Omg!! Your comment is ribs cracking. I just fell off my chair laughing.. hahhahaha!

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    2. The General's Wife21 May 2016 at 14:23

      Hahahahahahhahaha I can soo relate
      Another one is when u are sleeping and dreaming. But in the dream u are awake and u wanna take a leak.
      Hmmmm u wil be like "I am awake na so let me just go ahead and Wee😂
      Hahahahahahhahaha I never fall for it.

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    3. Unknown21 May 2016 at 14:26

      Lol

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    4. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:30

      Hahahahahaha best gist

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    5. Mo Says21 May 2016 at 14:39

      Lmfao

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    6. Lacey Love21 May 2016 at 14:47

      You be correct candidate for nollywood. I don laff tire.

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    7. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:56

      Lol... This got me

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    8. kathy21 May 2016 at 15:14

      Lol...yours really cracked me up

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    9. Meeee21 May 2016 at 15:19

      Lmao...You must be very naughty

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    10. Apple Berry 21 May 2016 at 15:24

      Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahahha! Lol @ Borrow urself brain. I want to know, did u eventually tell your family what really happened?

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    11. Apple Berry 21 May 2016 at 15:26

      Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahahha! Lol @ Borrow urself brain. I want to know, did u eventually tell your family what really happened?

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    12. Unknown21 May 2016 at 15:27

      Hahahahaha

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    13. IBK OF GOD21 May 2016 at 15:31

      This really got me😂 u Craay no be small😘

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    14. CharisMAtic DIVA21 May 2016 at 16:28

      Kwakwakwakwa!
      ROTFL

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  35. Victorious21 May 2016 at 13:46

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  36. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 13:47

    Was home alone with my gf who was older than I was an a calabar girl to boot. She was giving me my first ever blow job and I practically left my body, didn't know what was happening till I saw my elder sister in front of my saying " can't you hear me knocking!?". I was in the sitting room where the front gate was located but I didn't hear a sound, she went through the back gate and came right in. I wanted to die but luckily she just left for her room and till date, 14years on, she never spoke about it with me nor did she report to my parents

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  37. James21 May 2016 at 13:48

    LOL

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  38. dolu21 May 2016 at 13:56

    Aha....this one I won't forget easy....i was in class and had this bad stomach upset. Sylvia was in class too and I had been looking for a way to get closer to her and fspuuuue. I farted. Very silent it was but the whole class somehow knew it was I. They all ran out and locked me in. Pointing fingers through the window.......

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  39. Mama Dee21 May 2016 at 13:56

    I went swimming with my bff and her boo at her grandmas pool and I had on a wig which I had just dyed red ( big mistake) I was feeling fly . Tim my friend and her boo pushed me In the pool , na so my wig Comot and the pool just turned dark pink , almost red from the hair dye . Na so wan small Pikin come say your wig swam away to the other side , Omo I shame no be small , if you see as them laugh me enh

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  40. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 21 May 2016 at 13:57

    i cant ever forget that day, mine happened way back in school, it was on a cold saturday morning you all know how cold jos can be na, i struggled to get out of bed coz i had plenty laundry to do. well i finally got out of bed and decided to do it but unfortunatly, i had no water. the scarcity of water was so bad that i had to go the next compound to fetch water as our well has dried up.
    i lived off campus and the compound i lived in was strictly ladies it was called WOMEN EMPIRE, so its a normal thing to just walk within the compound with just pant and bra.i brought the dirty clothes out, picked two buckets with a wrapper on my chest and i headed to the next compound which was just close by and most of the occupants were guys. i being the shakara type i passed some group of guys seating by the gate of the compound without greeting them, i over heard them saying this yeye girl too dey do shakara, so she no sabi greet people abi? i fetched one bucket of water and carried it on my head, just few steps close to them na so my wrapper loose jeeeeeez na so my brain just freeze, i got confused and i dint know which to hold my wrapper or my water? i was naked with just pant no bra, my people you needed to see the way those guys laughed at me. na so i throw the bucket of water and ran straight into my room. i was so ashamed, i spent the whole day indoors. i dint do the laundry, dint get water and i couldn't go back to carry the other bucket in their compound, hmmmm i had to send my neighbor. well i saw them the following day which was Sunday and they were all teasing me i just told them that "GANI BA SHI BANE" only my hausa niggas know what that means. well it taught me a great lesson, i humbled by force. as ebi now no body sabi greet reach me. i fit greet you fifty times sef i know know.

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    1. The General's Wife21 May 2016 at 14:17

      Hahahahahahhahaha
      I can only imagine how u froze and the terror u must have felt. Hahahahahahha funny

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    2. LA21 May 2016 at 14:26

      Lmao!!!

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    3. GALORE21 May 2016 at 14:36

      Lol


      Bvn no go kill person





      @Galore

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    4. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:55

      Gaskiya ne. Aman you learnt some manners from there.

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    5. Debbie me21 May 2016 at 15:38

      Lol. Funny peeps.

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    6. Unknown21 May 2016 at 15:49

      Lol sorry

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    7. CharisMAtic DIVA21 May 2016 at 16:40

      Lol

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  41. The General's Wife21 May 2016 at 14:14

    LOL

    I had gone out with my eldest.she was about 3 then.it was a quick errand and Den on our way home,I decided to pick up a few items from the store.
    When I got into the store I remember checking d Tills and dere were just about 2 to 3 customers.and I was like okay,no traffic. 10 mins later I was done but when I got downstairs,the queue at the till was unbelievable! I was like where did all dese people come from all of a sudden???

    I queued up and waited but just couldn't relax! I had left my Sleeping baby with my Nanny and just didn't want her to wake up and I wouldn't be there.I was in panic mode! I looked at my fellow customers and checked dem out.trying to see if they looked like who would let me jump d queue.lol. I decided against it.Two wore suits and were unsmiling. Another was on the phone frantically saying she would be at the office in about 10 mins and for the Meeting to go on.
    One looked like a Pastor,mean-looking.and he was just praying and singing as he moved on the queue.

    Na so I just chilled and told myself to brave it.
    But the queue wasn't just moving!judging from their numerous baskets,It was like the 8 or so people in front of me wanted to buy up the whole store. Lol

    There and den I made up my mind.i was going to beg them. So I plastered a sweet smile on my face and gently tapped d customer in front of me and asked if I could pls move forward. I explained I had a baby in d car.Lol
    She let me move in front of her.I smiled and thanked her.and I tapped d person currently in front of me and graciously repeated my request. He let me pass. I flashed him a smile and murmured my thanks.And dis was how I got to the front of the queue.Asking,explaining and thanking. But keeping my voice VERY LOW so my daughter wouldn't hear me.(My kids are more like we do as u do Mommy not just what u tell us to do)Lol

    So I got to the front of the queue and was soo thankful that I turned and thanked them all again. Adding God bless u.
    And the next thing I heard shocked me.It was a very soft but firm voice. It was my three year old daughter.
    "But Mommy there is no baby in the Car. My baby is at home sleeping"

    I just froze! As I felt 16 eyes stare up at me. LOL

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    1. Rocky 21 May 2016 at 16:34

      Lmao... this cracked me up

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    2. CharisMAtic DIVA21 May 2016 at 16:38

      Ahahahahahaha!
      You eh, those kids are way smarter than u think. Lmao

      Like this one too, "Mummy I heard you, you were talking about me"! 😲 say what? Lol

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  42. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:33

    how do I begin sef...... A friend of mine had just broken up with her boo, prior to d breakup this girl would Always jokingly fondle my boobs,my ass etc. me on the other hand I have always wanted to try out sex with a girl.... I saw her breakup as an opportunity to try out my fantasy... Na so I begin dey console, like play like play the chick start to dey caress me, and am like OK cool. I didn't stop her oh or instigate anything. she begged me to sleep over I agreed, saying she would b lonely And all.... All through d night she was all cuddly I just acted like I didn't notice what she was doing. At night when I couldn't sleep, I put my finger in her pussy, and started finger fucking her she was dripping wet and moaning, she was still forming sleep... After a while, she woke up and was like what are you doing... me looking all confused am like hello! u were moaning just now.. she was like its not true that she was asleep and she doesn't roll that way... bla bla bla!... It felt so awkward..... in my mind am like 1-0

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  43. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 14:35

    Whrs ur value as a woman? Abeg borrow, some girls have excess.

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  44. Blossom21 May 2016 at 15:09

    Will read comments.

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  45. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 15:09

    Oh gosh Stella ... It has to be the day I was refused entry into church on my friends wedding! I was the chief bridesmaid ooooo!! The catechist refused! Come talk say my dress is inappropriate! Every body beg the man tire but he no gree! To make am worst the man dey shout as e dey talk! Na so shame cover my face ooo I come begin dey beg everyone Mek dem leave am as the begging dey provoke the man shout!!Na so all the bridal train enter except me! Bride dey call me but the man no gree me enter oo Na so I stand outside do my mass oooo till he come gree me enter last last! Omo no be small thing ooo... But I later come realise say the man head no correct cos one babe wey wear top wey show belle enter church he no send that one home ooo! Mtchewwww . I don't know which is worst cos the people that wedded that day had babies outside of marriage and then wedded! Shouldn't heaven be our primary concern?? I vex that day cos I shar no say I was modestly dressed

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 15:54

      I remember wearing denim pants to a Catholic Church, the catechist was shouting and scolding me to vacate the premises. If u see the way I ignored him and acted like I was praying in spirit. The man just looked like a mad man shouting to himself. People kept wondering if he was alright? U won't even know na me he dey talk to coz I was waving my hand and singing to the Lord. He left after shouting. I thought he'll touch me make I whoze am slap. Nonsense.

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  46. pinklady Aka Veteran Side Chick21 May 2016 at 15:20

    My own can break the internet but I won't tell *tongue out*

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  47. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 15:23


    I suffered from UTI (Urinary Tract Infection) and could not have control of my bladder. It was so bad, i was peeing every five min and should have stayed at home, near a bathroom. My date took me out and every time i wanted to pee, i danced jackson style, trying to put pressure on my thing not to drop any urine. Blame me, the bladder was stubborn! I shouted "i need the loooooooo"! too bad, by the time i had finished my sentence, my trousers was soaked in my own urine. I had pee on myself so bad and my vagina was on fire at the same time. My date was so embarrassed and me, i wanted thunder to strike me. Chai, i suffered much! The guy told me that i have no manners. He has been dumped since, for lack of empathy.

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  48. Serenity21 May 2016 at 15:43

    Hmmmmmm, was forming what I don't understand that fateful night. Went to coldstone in Lekki to buy ice cream, came down from the car and asked the security guy where the entrance is cos it's my first time of going to that particular one. The guy just pointed straight and I followed his direction, the next thing I heard was gbam that was my face on the glass. Didn't know there was a glass there thought it was just open and no sign on it either....no be small shame that day, had to rush back to the car with my head bowed while people were busy saying sorry sorry to me.....am like see falling hand bikonu cos one guy was actually trying to get my attention I just dey do shakara dey waka enter glass not knowing that the guy was trying to warn me about the glass, he rushed me when I hit my head and said I was trying to warn against this but you ignored me Oya sorry jor....i didn't even answer him cos I left the place as soon as I can. It wasn't funny oooo

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  49. Unknown21 May 2016 at 15:50

    Okay this happened one Friday in 2012. I had gone to the usual railway/ flyover okrika market at education here in pH ( my fellow bendan select babes can relate). I had bought many cheap clothes including one very fine hot short gown. Wey I plan to use follow boo go Friday comoting. When I got home, boo called asked me to come to go to his house that afternoon and make dinner. So I couldnt wash my new clothes naw and I forget to carry dem go boo house. Before I finished with everytin at boo's place it was already 5pm ( mind u I don forget say I suppose wash those clothes o). So boo came home had dinner with colleagues that came to visit him and then they proposed we should all go out that night. I nor dey keep clothes for boo house naw, so I told him I will have to change at my house on our way out. So they agreed.
    My dear, as I reach house I begin search for a suitable dress to kill. One voice just told me "ah ah shebi u bought one hot gown today naw, wear it and finish or perfume on it nobody will know". I quickly adhered. To me my perfume don cover everytin. I no know say car air condition go fall my hand dat day. As I entered the car and sat in front, oboy! My boo's friends / colleagues wer forced to say " mehhhnn babe we like this your perfume oo". And they laughed heavily. My boo didn't make any comment ( till today I can't tell if he noticed that day or not).
    Ah! Meehhn I felt like vanishing! I was so embarrassed because me sef could perceive it.

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  50. Ejiwunmii21 May 2016 at 15:59

    Hmmm....I was on my way to hospital to see my gyn,I recived call for a job interview,I told d lady I will call her back,when im done in hospital ,I called her dat im out of town since last week,dat can we schedule d meeting till next week,omo only for her to tell me dat ,but I heard conductor calling oju elegba wen I called u naa.I wan die.

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  51. Anonymous21 May 2016 at 16:30

    hahaha

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