London Tatafo season 20

SMH...

''I have come again. How your side?  

Chai.. last week's na die, this week na jeje I sitdon oh

‎We don enter summer finish, can't wait for all the barbecue cook out lined up, where me and my goons go just gather begin gist anyhow.... *Winks *

Today gist is not so plenty at all. Ah ah ah.. Tatafo always says this, right? I know..

Anyway It is about one of our area fathers and his second wife. Hmmmmm. Yea, his second wife that he went to marry in Nigeria elaborately. But area father has not stopped impregnating London chics every year..even after he went to marry this ogbonge lagos babe.  

Make I gist una small who area father be...

He is very light skinned and used to be very loaded with cash. Whether him yellow na natural abi artificial, na una sabi that one. But some people say him no fine rara, but him pocket dey very attractive. Area yellow father is said to be very arrogant and can like to talk to babes anyhow. But because he uses money to lure them, they tolerate him. Gist has it that once he don collabo you, be rest assured that the news will go round reach your ancestors. 

They even said that he has been with most of the women that his friends are married to today. Oops!!!

With his not so good looking yellow face that some people say resembles that of a yellow mon... mon... something.. but when his money talks, bull shit dey waka!

Anyway, this area father had a wife and kids here in London that everyone knew with him. But all of a sudden, HE HAD A BET with his friends that he was going to date and marry a supposed popular 'lagos big babe' that he had been hearing about, a babe who is known to like money so much and has been linked to many popular men who upgraded her life. Her friends say that she holds the key to manipulating her men until they are down financially. 

So, after hearing all this, area father still decided that he was tough and capable enough to wife this popular lagos babe.. she is said to have attended one of the lagos state universities. And she later owned a store where she sold stuff.

Area father, by the way, shares the same first name with a very popular media guru in Nigeria. 

With the intention of winning this lagos big girl over, and to prove a point to his goons in London who already had a round table debate about whether area father could date this babe or not, na so area father enter plane go naija, in pursuit of this very controversial babe. 

Let Tatafo cut the very long story short.. 

Area father succeeded in dating this money lover of a babe. Not only that my people, he succeeded in marrying her that they had a big wedding in Nigeria which was attended by a lot of people. Tatafo gathered that marriage was the condition she gave to him before he could date her. His friends were shocked, but area father gave a big grin, saying that he told them his money was capable of answering all things. 

While area father was gallivanting Nigeria with his then new wife, fulfilled that he won the bet, his real wife in London was left aloof. She couldn't believe her eyes or her ears. That of all the women in Nigeria, that her husband could go and marry a high maintenance chic who has a history of "spicing" men to do her bid. Little did she know.. 

Then trouble started...

Years after this wedding, Tatafo gathered that area father began to sing another tune. Infact, what olofofos are saying is that, area father has made the life of his new wife miserable. With correct beating and calling her all sorts of names. Locking her up in the house for weeks at a time, forbidding her from attending events that is known to be her favorite past time. 

Na so babe begin regret her life but she no fit talk out. Not after successfully dating the big men in town whom she used and dumped. She wasn't going to let her friends know that her marriage was a mistake. No No No!

All the money she thought that she would get from area father wasn't  forthcoming. Suffering in silence ti take over!! 

Apart from the house that they both share on the island, amebos are whispering that this babe isn't having it smooth in her marriage. Although she presents a happy outlook when with friends. There was a time that it was even rumoured that she got hold of the title of their house, and she supposedly transfered the ownership of the house to her coded boyfriend who gave her his shoulder to lean on when area father completely abandoned her and returned to London.

How they resolved that issue, Tatafo cannot say.. 

But area father, we were reliably told, cusses her out at every opportunity.. calls her a witch, akunakuna, a thief, all sorts. He even tells her that he knows she came for his money and that she also brought badluck because his business has since kaput. Eyah!

The latest reaching tatafo's ears is that a new baby mama has emerged in this our London.. what is Tatafo saying sef? More than one baby mama has emerged recently. 

You can take this to the bank for cool cash. 

Area father keeps dashing London babes belle every year since the last 5 years.. 

na wetin happen sir? 

Amebos also said that area father recently married another young pretty babe codedly, whom he is head over heels in love with at the moment...and whom we heard may be pregnant too. 

Hian

**sigh**

Making it baby number.....??? 

So what will become of this lagos big babe and her beautiful kids? Well, at least she can hold on to that their big house on the island as her only consolation. At all at all na hin bad. But we heard that.... 

Errmm.. that the house....errrmm.. Chai Tatafo!!! 

Anyway area father should take it easy mbok. How many kids in the space of 6years, from different women? Why leave your first and second wife frustrated? And now the third.. Oh, before I forget. He told his third London wife that his second wedding was all a bet. 

So, does that mean that he doesn't love his lagos wife? Are those beautiful kids she bore him also a joke? 

And why does area father bash his wife's face anytime rumour has it that she's seen with one of her.....?? Isn't he doing the same thing!? After neglecting her in Nigeria and enjoying life in London? 

Tatafo don tire to talk. Let me continue watching AIT channel on Sky.  

*singing*...  African independent television, AIT ogbonge TV.... mama papa ohh........ 

Tatafo fades out.....

Catchya

*Na wah the way you write makes decoding so difficult..I am coming to London soon Tatafo...wanna do lunch with me?If yes,please you pick your bills abeg,i wont be buying you Lunch when you dey owe me ...Oni Igbese!..lol