London Tatafo Season 19

Singing in Adele' voice *** 

** Hellooooo it's meeee.. I've been wondering why all these nollywood actresses come to London to gbe..shhh... 

 Hellooooo.. it's me.....your Tatafo.... *** **coughs coughs** 

Who is that fine Nollywood actress that is "mezzing" herself up in this town? You sabi her? Maka why? Aunty you are too beautiful for all these waka. Don't allow these small small London boys to be passing you around na. 

That's how your junior colleagues too will be coming here to form "movie premier". Movie wey dem shoot for their "parlour", fiam, dem go enter plane say na London they must to premier the movie. Come and see them walking upandan every restaurant codedly begging for money . Plus if you be man and you manage to hold small change for Pocket, kia dem go follow you reach house. It is becoming disgraceful. 

OK back to this yellow aunty. She be correct nollywood veteran, and what amebos are whispering to Tatafo's ears about her waka in London is not palatable to the hearing at all. No no no aunty. 

She's a screen goddess in her own rights, who knows how to captivate you with her foreign language accent that she uses to interpret her role perfectly. She's one to be considered as one of the senior hustlers in the Nigerian movie 'wood'. She no be small pikin rara. But she dey follow small pikin dem dey collabo. 

Hian! 

Due to this her behaviour, one small London fry is bragging about town, telling whoever cares to listen that he's in charge of her 'din don din'. 

What does that mean sef? Anyway,  he said that all he has spent to get her attention so far is £500. When one of his friends doubted his story, they set this aunty up. 

Tatafo reliably gathered that this friend was also able to collabo this celeb with just £200 pere!!!! Those fresh yellow hips and nice shape, just £200 'poun'?? Whosai!!  

Olofofos say that, her template tory line to garner pity from people is always that her return ticket that she used to London has expired, and that she needs money to buy another return ticket to Nigeria. After which she'll tell you that she needs to shop for her kids back home, or if you gather money well, she'll scope and tell you that she needs money to shoot a movie. This is what town people are saying she tells everyone. 

Is it a by force something? 

Her friends that accommodate her are even embarrassed. One of them said that she used style style to discharge her from her apartment after she spent just one week with her. That in that one week ehh, her house almost turned into a 'red light district zone' because of the traffic of men buzzing in and out. 

She say her neighbours don begin use corner eye look her, so she quickly discharged  this her celebrity friend. Lobatan!

Biko, do these Nollywood people not always plan for their trips financially before they leave Nigeria? Why are they always broke from the very first day they arrive their host country?? 

Why do they always have one pathetic story or the other to use to garner money from their fans abroad? 

Why are they always at the mercy of those who are kind enough to open their homes to them to enjoy their holiday? 

If you spend 2weeks and return home, biko una go die? Must you spend 3months, become a nuisance, before una go know say it is time to go back home??

Somebody told Tatafo that, some of them will even collect your boyfriend or husband before the holiday is over... and that some of these so called celebrities are "nuisances on holiday". 

***Pshewww***

OK we have heard. 

This is a subtle memo to aunty yellow. Your people say make you come pack your bag go house if money for holiday yaf finish!!

What else? Make Tatafo go back to bed, it's Sunday mbok!!

Ehn ehn, madame SDK, if you want that money, come and collect it!! Ahaah!

Tatafo will catchya next time!.

*Chei sweet gist,no clue,but i like as you no mention name.if na all of them dey do am why only one person go be scapegoat..lol

 ...Tatafo my friend,that my money don enter voicemail for your hand.Na wah