WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives can be very frustrating and stressful!
Wife: Dipo, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No na, that's Theo Walcott!!
Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?
Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - stop.
Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be that?
Wife: Ok.. which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)... Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don't you know it's Chelsea?
Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Pls who's that old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger.
Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: Chai!
Wife: What's the score now,
Husband: Just 1 - 1
Wife: Who's having 1, who's having the other 1
Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic and leaves the house for a viewing center nearby!)....
Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't be able to watch my favorite Telemundo.
. Have a lovely week ahead
Hahahhahaha please do not ATTEMPT this in reality oh!
hahahahaa. very funny.
ReplyDeleteabeg telemundo all the way jare. let me watch under the same sky jare.
I know say you must dey here.
DeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteWisdom is profitable to direct.
ReplyDeleteWise woman.! !
ReplyDeleteNot with my likes, I love watching football more than anything.
ReplyDeleteBut I've been fuming that why is Stella not posting Saturday Laugh and Breakfast. I've forgotten today is Friday, Happy Children's Day to you all
*Larry was here*
very funny
ReplyDeleteLol with the way men are beating women eh... Na correct slap go land your face with these questions
ReplyDeleteWonder what y'all see in telemundo.
ReplyDeleteThe other day I heard about d new soap and thought i might be able to follow it from d start hence catch d buzz...4where? After 4mins i changed d channel
Thank you ooi. Game of thrones they there ooo, na telemundo I go watch. Hiaaannn!
DeleteI no fit watch am o. Telemundo ko zee world ni
DeleteHehehen!!! Hilarious.
ReplyDelete"Who's having 1, who's having the other 1." Lol. I can't😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteCorrect! I do that too if I want to be naughty.
ReplyDeleteMake I follow share my own:
ReplyDelete#Copied
I Just flashed back to my primary school days. It all
happened on Tuesday when our teacher taught us a
very interesting topic: comparatives and superlatives....
Eg: _Long longer longest
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest.
So the next day, she came back with some visitors to
prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She
started;
TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt
yesterday... Let's go this way...
TEACHER: Long
PUPILS: Long longer longest
TEACHER: Big
PUPILS: Big bigger biggest
TEACHER: Short
PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest
TEACHER: Fast!
PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest
TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good!
PUPILS: Good gooder goodest
TEACHER: STOP!!!
PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest
TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!!
PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest
TEACHER: Chim o!
PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest
TEACHER : CHAI!!!!
PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest
TEACHER: OLODO!!!
PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 .
Teacher Fainted!!! Please don't laugh too much ooo.
Lmao
DeleteLwkmd.. Chai chaier chaiest.
DeleteLmao!
DeleteLmao
DeleteLmaooo!
ReplyDeleteSometimes i'm like that. My friends keep saying i should have read law.
Questionaire extraordinaire.kwakwakwa.
Okbye#
I don't like football so much that I won't even bother to ask who is who and what is what?
ReplyDeleteI'll rather count the ceiling boards.
The hubby is too saucy abeg...see me eyeing the conversation repulsively
ReplyDeleteNamsense...
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AS IN EHN, THE QUESTIONS FRUSTRATED THE MAN...E NEVER SEE ANYTHING, U WANNA WATCH MATCH........BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahah... Cunny wife.
ReplyDeleteKikikikikiki.........
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe women and telemundo.who get time to watch such annoying telenovelas. American movies all the way biko. Makes you tink and reason fast unlike those yeye telemundo nonsense all dey do is love,love, love abi them born dem born love ni?
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha cray woman
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah. I will do it at home today
ReplyDeleteThat is so me. I know nothing about football and I can ask a thousand questions. And hubby is always patient enough to answer. I know it can get frustrating lol.
ReplyDeleteHahaha...
ReplyDeleteLol, funny
ReplyDeleteLolz
ReplyDeleteLol. Exactly what my brothers will do. They'll just go to a viewing centre jeje
ReplyDeleteLolzz
ReplyDeleteLmao. Telemundo to take over
ReplyDeleteSmart wife!
ReplyDeleteFirst time i saw this, i Lmao...still laughing.
ReplyDeleteLOLZZZZZZ SO SO FUNNY...........
ReplyDeleteKikikikiki. Telemundo all the way. I can fit to cry if i no watch Telemundo for 1day
ReplyDeleteA passion for revenge is the bomb, I always look forward to the next episode. Every scene is never a dull moment
ReplyDeletePls how did Husband for hire end?
DeleteNow this is funny. But that woman has mind to be asking such questions. I felt sorry for him.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteI'm a die hard UNITED fan, bae had no choice but to join. Now she's even a bigger fan, keeps he updated wen i'm unable to watch a match due to board meetings, business engagements or traffic
She's smart and loyal like dat