Friday - In House News

Thank God its Friday!
Have a Drama free day  *side eyes*
Thank you for the gift,I got the alert.I AM IN SHOCK!..I would have loved to announce the amount but i dont want those who hate me having a bad weekend.bwahahahahahahahaahahhaha.Staying #DRAMAFREE

*Coughs*
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WORD FOR THE DAY.

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FLATMATE NEEDED ON ALLEN BY JULY

I have a 2 bedroom flat on allen avenue ikeja, which am also sharing with a friend but she will be going to the US by July and I cant afford to pay the rent all alone as the rent alone is 600k, with a service charge of 60k for Nepa bill, security, waste bin and cleaner, making a total sum of 660k, which will be divide d into 2 between us. its just for you to move in as the room is set with Ac, Fan, newly painted, nice cutton.

I am not collecting agency fee cos I want a very good God fearing single lady or single mum of 1 child as my daughter is always very bored. and someone that will also go to her office in the morning and come back in the evening. I can be reached on 07051849623.

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GET A PRIVATE FOR YOUR WARD

Every child is unique and has the potential to be great. At E-tutors, we are committed to our 

task. Get a private tutor for your ward:

- Primary classes

 - Secondary classes

- Preparatory classes (GCE, WAEC, UME, PostUME, CommonEntrance, IGCSE, TOEFL, SAT, GMAT) 

We have network of qualified teachers all over Lagos.

Please call us now: +2349020013553, +2349082231098

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HELLOOO

Having a stand out brand is the best way to get noticed in the marketplace.

Do you need a logo, website or photos of your products and services for your social media pages and marketing materials?

What about animated clips and videos to promote on youtube?

Contact us @startboardteam on Twitter
@startboard on Instagram
Facebook.com/startboardstudio on Facebook

Email : Startboardstudio@gmail.com

Phone numbers : 08149574722 , 08074488810.

We are a team of creative people that delivers quality services, fast! We looking forward to hearing from you.

Also, we are doing a graphic design for 2 BVs for FREE. The first two BVs to request for it by mail or phone call gets the slot.

God bless you.

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DISTRESS LAND SALE IN ABUJA

Please I'd like to sell my half plot of land in Apo, Abuja for 650,000 naira. 

I am in serious need of urgent  cash to settle some immediate needs, interested buyers should please call or watsapp: 09020939873. Thanks.

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SONY CYBERSHOT CAMERA AND CANON PRINTER FOR SALE

Please Bvs, I am a final year student,  financially handicapped, without any helper. I urgently need to sell my  Sony cybershot T99 camera and Canon selphy photoprinter,  to proceed with my project and survive in school.  Both in perfect working condition,  Selling for #50, 000.

I pledge to give #5000 to a needy student. 

Contact me on 09039637914 or projectstudent11@gmail.com

Thank you and God bless you.

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YOU ARE INVITED!!!!!

Emeka invested 1million naira In fixed deposit at a commercial BANK for 3months. He recieved an intrest of N10,000.

Osas invested €220  (N85000) in SWISSGOLDEN BULLION for one month. Refereed his friends to invest as well. He and his guys received a bonus of €800 which is N284000 each!!!

Financial intelligence is key in these harsh economic times.Invest wisely.

We invite you to Attend our 1hr presentation and learn how thousands of Nigerians are quietly earning in euros.

Time : 11am

Venue:  4 irewole street opebi, by tastee fried chicken junction.

Date: Saturday,  14th may, 2016.

Please contact 07035054765 to reserve seat and know more about SWISSGOLDEN. (Whatsapp only)

Mtn 1500

2091 9561 5959 7334

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Appreciation for Nylon Sealer and kitchen scale

Good day to you and the wonderful family here. I really appreciate God for what He is using Stella and this blog to do for many including and especially me. I also appreciate the Angel who choose to remain Anonymous, God bless you and your family in Jesus Name. You both are helpers Anyone should never pray to Miss.

I pleaded for Nylon Sealer on this blog to start my food business.

Stella, I not only got the perfect sealer, she also gave me a fine kitchen scale. She also prayed for me and my business.

Anonymous and Stella, Words cannot describe my feelings now but I pray that the God will arise for us sake in all areas and give you a come-and-see testimonies, breakthroughs, signs and wonders in this month of May in Jesus Name. God will fight your hidden battles and defend His interest and investments in your lives so that you both will remain Relevant all the days of your lives in Jesus Name- Amen.

Tanx Stella

Bv Bimbola 

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FOOD!!!

Are you to tired to cook or you are urgently in need of soups, groceries or any kitchen supplies? Just call Omogee on 07052820618, 08033984187 and you'll have all your items delivered at your doorstep. You can also reach us on

Instagram: Omoge_olowosibi

E-mail: yemisitinuoye@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you.

ASUN?

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BIG SALE : OPERATION EVERYTHING MUST GO

With Children's day around the corner, this is the best time and place to shop for your kids. Do you have kids between the ages of 0-3 years? Call / send a whatsapp msg to tel:08121196716 to place an order for your KID's CLOTHES and ACCESSORIES (bibs, tommie tippie feeding bottles, toilet training seats, bath tub, bodysuits etc) for HALF THE ORIGINAL PRICE. 

We are located in Port-harcourt but delivery can be done to any parts of Nigeria (depending on the no of things you purchase). DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS SEMI OSHO-FREE LOL.

MTN

2562-2024-6449-2907 

1953-2453-1383-8788

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02 CLEANING SERVICES

 I would like to advertise my business O2 Cleaning Services on your blog. We provide professional home and office cleaning services; some of which include move in/move out, post renovation cleaning, residential fumigation, post party cleaning, daily/bi-weekly/weekly/monthly home cleaning all at affordable rates. We can be reached via call or message on 07034382761. Also, please followus on Twitter @O2Cleaners. We look forward to your patronage.

Thank you.

Regards.

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PLEA FOR BABY THINGS

Good day Stella,please any bv that is through with child bearing but has baby things lying around the house should please help me with some(car seat,baby walker,bouncer and any other baby things),I will really appreciate the kind gesture,thanks. I can be reached onmoyin_far@gmail.com or 08105445861

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PROFESSIONAL WIG BRAIDER/MAKEUP BRUSH GIVEAWAY

Hi everyone. 

Am into professional braided wig making and are very affordable. Am located in Lagos and can deliver any where. Please, find attached my work sample. 

I have a set of bobby brown professional make up brush for giveaway. 

Contact :daisymel89@gmail.com.

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FOR SALE

.I have a 2kg Haierthermocol washing machine for sale.. It's 4 months old and in good condition . Used it few  times only .. I m putting it up for sale as I'm relocating. It goes for #12000.I stay in delta state but can send it to any location in Nigeria . Interested buyers should call me. 08089580325. Below are attached pictures. Thanks and God bless

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FOR SALE AND GIVEAWAY

 Have this pairs of shoes for sale. the black and the butterfly is 5k respectively

Size 36 n 37. The orange one is 36, giveaway to Benin BVs.081310977721 Thanks....

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CHILDRENS’ DAY PROMO PACKAGE:

To qualify, make a down payment of N50,000 (Fifty Thousand) Naira and above between now and May 28^TH ,2016, on any of our lands, and spread the remaining payments within 12 months, this guarantees you a 27% Discount on all Lands you purchase, also, your child will be given a ticket to the ADRON EDGE CHILDRENS’ PARTY, featuring OLAMIDE, on 28^th May,2016,at CMD Magodo play ground.

You also stand a chance to win a scratch card, with lots of mouth watering gifts to be won, Hurry now and key in today.(Please Contact me on annastasia.njoteah@adronhomesproperties.com or call 08139353467 for Details)

Thank you so much Stella, God bless you.  

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FRENCH TUTOR AVAILALBLE

I run a weekend French Class/Lesson for Adults and children that are interested in learning french. Its for BVs living in Ibadan. 

Saturday: 12noon - 2pm
                  2pm - 4pm
Sundays: 3pm - 5pm

Address: 12 Omowale Kuye Avenue, off Idiape Medical Centre, Ikolaba, Ibadan.
Special classes for home tutorship and the weekdays can also be arranged for those living in and around the environs of the venue.
For more enquiries call: 07069586373, 07011209474.
Its very affordable.

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Angelclare Cakes @Ibadan and Environs.

For that exceptional taste in cake book/order for yours cakes @Angelclare Cakes. Make your occasion a day to remember!  We Bake Yummy, Creamy, Fluffy, Moist, Tasty, Healthy cakes with innovative designs for variety events, such as Wedding, Birthdays, Baby and Bridal Shower, Anniversaries, Cartoon characters cakes and more!
For bookings and Orders in Ibadan/Lagos. Please Call/Text/WhatsApp :08182624098
Pin:5677164C
There will be 5%discount as shoki or giveaway for SDK BVs.

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RENT-TO-OWN.

3Bedroom  Semi- Detached Terrace Duplex within 'GIONIHOMES ESTATE' an exclusive & serene environment.
Enjoy 10% Discount Till May 29. 2016          

 Price: N37.5M.
For just N1m Reservation fee, 10% Deposit To Move In,  Balance  spread over 10yrs.   INTEREST RATE @ 7.9% .  Location:  KM37 Lekki-Epe expressway opposite Lakowe Lakes International golf course  For Enquires please call:Omolade ;08020677299

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CATERING SERVICES

My name is Jennifer and I run a catering service which offers meal services to suit one's budget be it for an office party, house party, get together, birthdays, weddings

D'Foodmarshal has got y'all covered! Also offer weekly or monthly meal

plans, sourcing for food items or food  stuffs, fruit salads, office or

home delivery avaliable as well all at fairly reasonable prices....Attached

are some pictures of services available....Contact Call- 08027884804....

Whatsapp- 08182579342....First person to call/WhatsApp to place an order

for two bowls of soup gets a free bowl of fruit salad!

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SONYES CAKES

Sonyes cakes (Sonyes signature ) is a baker based in Port Harcourt Rivers state.

Please contact  us For  all your occasions cakes.. Birthday ... wedding... Small chops and pastries.

Order for a cake and get six cup cakes

Training is available  too  at affordable  Price.

Thanks

Bbm  58C7A255
whatsapp 07035545342
Email..  Sonyesbakryph@gmail.com

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MAKEUP ARTISTE NEEDED

Please I need a make up artist in port Harcourt that can highlight, contour and tie gele very well on the 21st of may 2016. Contact me on 07056022202

Thanks

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FREE TRAINING

Are you jobless, tired of staying at home, are you tired of living from hand to mouth and depending on others. 

Here is an opportunity to be self employed and earn a living by learning how to make small chops for different occasion  for FREE, yes you read right! 

Register with 1k at Multi D n D events located at 39 Roju Avenue, by Alh amoo busstop Ojota Lagos. For more enquiries call/WhatsApp this no... 08037123044

First 20 people to WhatsApp this number gets free materials for the training. Hurry NOW

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STRETCH MARK CREAM FOR SALE

Good day Stella,How's the family?I have stretchmark cream for sale at

7k per cup.It works on natural stretchmarks or the ones caused by

cream reaction.Its really effective and purely herbal,get yours and

share your testimony.Call/text/whatsapp:08088768193

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BOOKS ON AROCHUKWU NEEDED

Hello Sweet mama Sdk, God bless you for your kind heart. Please help me post on ihn.

Dear Bvs,  I'm currently writing a project on "The sociopolitical and cultural history of Arochukwu Before 1900".   I would be grateful for any information, on books that would be of help to me, as i can't travel to the village, due to financial constraints. I can be reached through 08079150971 and thearochukwugirl@gmail.com.
Thank you.

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HAIR BRAIDERS AND NAIL TECHNICIANS WANTED IN PORT HARCOURT

Hello SDK,

Nice job you are doing. Opportunities for employment come my way a lot and I would like to extend some of these opportunities to BV. So here goes. There are job opportunities for

     1. Hair Braiders for a salon in Woji, Port Harcourt

     2. Nail Technicians [ability to fix lashes would be an added advantage] Woji, Port Harcourt

Kindly call 07062836222 and get scheduled for an interview. Hope this helps someone.

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ACCOUNTANT WANTED IN PORT HARCOURT

Kindly see other opportunities.

1    3. ACCOUNTANT IN A DIAGNOSTICS CENTER IN PORT HARCOURT [80K SALARY]

      4. ADMIN OFFICER IN A HAIR SALON IN GRA [40K]

Kindly send your cv to hcd@excelandgrace.com or call 07062836222 for more info

Hope this helps someone.

Regards

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TEETH WHITENING

Hello BVs, do you know that your smile is your best accessory. Having an attractive smile makes a lasting impression, so‎...

PURE SMILE is introducing mobile teeth whitening treatment at the comfort of your home or office

Our exclusive ORGANIC teeth whitening gel is made of 100% natural components. It guarantees you a natural teeth whitening without sensitivity or gum irritation.

Hurry give me ‎Call/whatsapp on 07053935361.

BBM ;  2AC8FF11

Be proud of your smile, smile with Confidence! 

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UNHOLY VIRGINS

Guys, please don't allow these virgin girlfriends to lead
you to hell fire. Tell them oral and anal sex are sins.
Tell them it is also a thing of pride to only suck their
husbands' penes, because they ain't gonna marry you.
Please don't let these greedy virgins who cast
fornicators as sinners but don't see anything wrong
with oral sex to bring you before God's wrath. 

They are wayward and you should never let them deceive you.
Hold on to your faith and rebuke all temptations.
Do you know that thing virgins do when they sit on your
erect p3nis and go forth and back like a kangaroo to
achieve high clitoral stimulation will break your penis?

Guess you know our health care system is not built to
treat broken penis? Please stop this wicked act as it
may affect your performances when you get married,
while she'd be enjoying sex with whomever she's gonna
marry, displaying cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions.
Wait. Who said virgins shouldn't be in relationships? For
chrissakes, they should, but in only godly relationships.
Don't kiss your girlfriend or cuddle her - resist
temptations - give her only 90 degrees hugs.

 They have lied if they told you God doesn't regard cuddling and
kissing as sins. We children of God must do things to
please Him. Don't stay in a room alone with her.
Always meet her in open places.
The world is coming to an end and you don't want your
virgin girlfriend to make you a candidate of hell fire.
Whether vagina sex or oral sex, sex is sex and you
must resist every temptation. 

If you have been committing these immoral acts with your virgin
girlfriend, please desist and seek the Lord's
forgiveness. He's ever willing to listen to a repentant
soul.
If your girlfriend wants to remain a virgin till marriage,
please encourage her and don't leave her. Your
encouragement does not involve meeting her horny
needs. No.
And to all the good and godly virgins, don't listen to
boys when they tell you oral sex, anal sex, sucking of
nipples and french kisses are not sins. Run away from
them. And don't allow your boyfriends to masturbate on
your thighs closest to your vaginas. That is how one
guy masturbated on the thighs of his virgin girlfriend
several times without knowing sperms were rolling
down to her vagina and when she told him she's
pregnant, the guy insulted her, that she has been
cheating on him...that how come he didn't penetrate
her vagina and she's pregnant.

We should raise godly girls and boys to respect the
fact that sex and all its accessories were created for
marriage. If you are a virgin boy or girl, don't engage in
things that will annoy the Lord your God. Leave sex
and all its enjoyments to sinners and strive to please
your God so that you can be called His own.

As written on Facebook by Chukwuemeka Ekenaka
culled by Bv petitethelma

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QUALITY AND AFFORDABLE DIAPERS FOR SALE IN ABUJA.

Good day dear Stella, God bless and strengthen you for the good work you are doing through your blog, remain blessed. Please blog visitors i have quality and affordable diapers for sale in large quantity. It absorbs very well...just try it out and trust me you would call for more. I have enough for wholesalers and retailers.

I can be reached on 08032764764 or 08127740007. Thanks for posting.

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CRUNCHY PEANUTS

Call for your freshly prepared delicious and crunchy peanut..BVs in abuja, we deliver direct to your homes, schools and offices.

Contact lexyjayconcept on 08033666998, 08053015591.

Please i will send shoki as soon as I make sales.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Leesharh Makeover is giving huge discount for brides on their special day. Your Introduction, Traditional and White Weddings makeover at a very reduced rate. 

 The chief bridesmaid also gets a free makeover from us‎. 

We are also giving one FREE white wedding (bridal makeover) in the months of May and June‎. Thanks for your patronage in advance. God bless you ma'am and blog visitors

What are you waiting for? 

Call:  08114142658 

BBM: 5BF6C96C ‎

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Personal Driver and Cook Available for PH residents

Port harcourt residents, if you are in need of personal driver with a genuine driving licence, a good cook for indoor and outdoor catering please call  08185737479. Maximum satisfaction guaranteed.

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CHIFFON TOP SELLERS NEEDED

I need quality chiffon tops at affordable prices for work. Contact me if you are in Lagos. Please, it should be affordable. Whatsapp 08065211204

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US BIRTH PACKAGE

Good day Stella.  God bless you for this your beautiful platform.

Want to deliver your baby in the United States of America?

We arrange ante and post natal delivery care, hospital arrangement for delivery, accommodation, feeding, as well as passport and other documentation for the baby.

Our Packages include 30days stay, Two months, Three and Four months stay. For an additional cost, we can also arrange to accompany you.

Call: 0807 948 5499

Email: usbirthpackage@gmail.com

SHOKI

GLO 50053 14097 78100.

         50053 83376 13095

ETISALAT 5261 5247 2135 915

                  7493 8877 6415 680.

God Bless.

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VACANCY

Stella  darling,

Please post this for me  whenever it's convenient for you as it may help someone. I got the wind of it and it's 100% genuine ...

"A company situated at Lekki, Lagos requires the service of a resourceful individual:

Position: Secretary

Qualification: A minimum of OND

Requirements: Computer literate, Shorthand, Ability to transcribe a recording

If interested, forward your detailed CV to iejrecruitments@yahoo.com on or before Friday, 20th May, 2016.

Thanks a lot dear Stella,

Kind regards

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THANK YOU DAVID BALLER

Good day stellz of life.  I want to send my appreciation to David baller for the shoes he gave to me today. The shoe fine oo and the quality make sense *shines teeth*.. thank you Lord, thank you Stella, thank you David baller.. BV's should please patronize him.. thank you.

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WEDDING CAKE PROMO + BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY

SUGAR & SPICE is based in warri and we are into baking of all kinds of cake for any occassion so to all intending couples whose dates falls between this  month of may through September 2016, there will be a promo for you my lovelies.Hurry now and make your orders.For a 5tier wedding cake @55k you get a traditional box cake for free..order a 4 tier cake @45k and you get 150 pieces for free. 

Then for my love for kids i will be giving out a free birthday cake to any bv whose child's birthday falls on the 27th of may (children's day). You don't wanna miss this golden opportunity do you? So call or whatsapp on 08034622756 /08059560156

@sugar & spice, your satisfaction is our watchword

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A NEED FOR CONTACTS

Please am in need of contacts of people that sell things that are meant for schools, ranging from school bags for all levels,school shoes, school toys for kids, stationery, cutlery for kids, sport wears for kids, costumes for schools,school bags, lunch boxes etc.

Please they can be forwarded to zion.stephanie@yahoo.com or i can be reached on 08060406464, 08052897637

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URGENT EMPLOYEMENT

hello stella,

 I commend the selfless service you are doing and i hope that our young ones will learn from you. Please i just opened a cake shop in ajah and i urgently need a very good cake decorator who can work with fondant, butter icing very well and can bake other pastries properly.i would appreciate if the person stays around ajah.I can be reached on 08182289442. I would be grateful if you  publish this on your blog.

kind regards

Nimat

Nimzy's bakery 

Haruna bustop shangotedo ajah

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INTERNET

Please I would like my fellow BVs to patronize me in order to meet my target. I sell Smile super-fast 4G LTE internet service.

Please find below Product Offerings ;

·         Pay N12, 500 and get a SMIFI+ One SIM card + 5GB Data capacity for 1 month payable in advance.

Subsequently customers can pay #9,000 and get a data bundle valid for 12 months, or pay as low as #1,500 and get 1GB valid for 30days.

Coverage spans across Lagos, Ibadan, Abuja, Port-Harcourt, Benin, Asaba, Onitsha.

 Please call 08170350106 for your free delivery across Nigeria and for more details.

Attached below is a picture of a SMIFI which can be connected to up to 10systems at once!

Etisalat
588768909408091
142307722156625

Mtn
0473650032043452
4102490308025029

Glo
377193085717159
312361281824809

The first 3 people dat purchase a smile device from me gets one month free subscription.

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A thank you memo and plea for Patronage

Hi bv's, patronize us for your handmade jewellery and costume for special occasions, wedding, engagement, beads for aso ebi ladies at affordable prices. Call or add on watsapp on 09038582447 for enquiries. Worldwide delivery!!

Thanks to all the brides and husbands to be who applied for our June Jewelry give away, we have chosen three lucky brides and we are excited to work with them. Please, we can only make provision for 3 brides for now to avoid disappointment. There would be another give away for July brides. The entry date will be announced.
Thanks.
Jemscreations.

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Signing out 'CONTEMPTEDLY' ...LMAO! *Side eyes at the BV who used that word*

SDK