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Friday, May 27, 2016

Comedian Basket Mouth Throws Tomato Joke And It Goes South...

Na wah...So he is not supposed to make Jokes again even if he supported Buhari?







People of little FAITH...This is why many of you do not even have faith as little as a mustard seed...Just one year in power and ya all crying for CHANGE TO UNCHANGE......stand by your voice and give the person you voted a chance and stop bullying anyone who says their piece of mind.


Hissss!!!!.....YES take this post South,its Friday!

96 comments:

  1. Na buhari dey cause every bad thing. Yeye pple

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    1. I stand with Buhari and I thank God for giving us him at this time that we need someone that is financially disciplined. I know things will get better and our real enemies amongst us will be ashamed.

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    2. Stell people are suffering please
      You're not in Nigeria so don't mention

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    3. Stella will you keep kwayet!
      Hissss

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    4. Its just a joke now. I don't know why some people take everything too serious. No joy in them atal. Nawah.

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    5. Annon 16.32 just d same way as Jonathan is blamed for everything by APC!

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    6. People wey Jona throway inside pit toilet for 6 days dey shout at d Bubu dat has come to rescue them on d 7th day.

      After 6 days una no expect to get shitty body odor? Abeg make una swerve joor.
      Buhari (not APC) is here to d rescue!!! May he outlive all his detractors.

      Never stop shining, Sterling Stella!!!

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    7. But wait ooo...must we use tomatoes when there's ugwu, vegetable and even egusi?

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    8. Jonathan is not blames for everything. He is to blame for everything. How many ex president them don calm their name for every kobo wen them thief. Be living in an illusion. Hahahahaha

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  2. Hian.....


    Goes back to sleep jare

    Missing my boo boo

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  3. Who basket mouth epp. I know Basket mouth right from Kirikiri

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    1. loveme jeje so you be ktown babe. which street. Cardoso,Karimu,Magbesa, Ilaje e.t.c
      i knew him with Excetetra then . gbenshing all the fine babes when ever they are back from thier ekpoma.

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    2. Na Cardoso street she be nau. I know her

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    3. No be Cardoso naa Uzor street
      Chaiii so we got AJ babes here

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  4. Stella leave that thing.
    The current situation of things in the country right now can turn one into a nagging old woman fast if care isn't taken.
    I'm naturally a jovial and carefree person, but once I step out and transport fare, food Stuff and other commoditieS have now tripled in price, I can't help but want to rant at times. Especially when one is jobless. So leave us to vent!

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    1. I've been on this blog for a while and I've yet to read any jovial or carefree comment from you. You can't hide nature

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    2. Chop kiss Quicksilver....sometimes I wanna begin vent on buyers when they fail to price reasonably knowing that products in the market has trippled.

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    3. 17:55, whatever you say mbok!

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    4. I hv Neva seen any jovial comment from u. U appear to b very rude and salty.

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    5. Anon 21:35! Rude and salty? Hian!!! Abeg free quicksilver o, she's jovial

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  5. @Basket mouth, Shameless liar. Stand by your hero. U was strongly a Buhari supporter. Foolish thing. The hardship don dey knock for ur doorstep. U want change mouth say u no support any political party. Yeye man

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    1. Did I just read "you was strongly" from James? Anyways congrats my brother you made it to Saturday laughs.

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    2. He always makes it there... Well done Mr James

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  6. Stella is seeking drama where there us none. Lol

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  7. Na Yoruba women suffer this "Tomatii" pass


    They can't make any soup without Tomato


    @Basketmouth....we know you patronize"opo" ladies





    @Galore

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    1. And the guy started whistling for real
      Funny people full IG.

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    2. Ironically I make better stew without the use of tomatoes. I add a lil bit of puree and that's it. Do people use tomatoes for vegetable soup? It makes it soggy na. So this scarcity makes no difference to me o. Lol

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    3. Madam na ur igbo people no fit cook without tomato

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    4. Lol @ Tomatii. You no 'sewious'

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  8. Hahaha...@Basket mouth

    "my friend ,Start whistling



    Lol ��




    @Galore

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  9. Basketmouth dey lie! He supported Buhari well well, I was following him on Ig and Facebook then... I was so irritated by his blind support for Buhari then that I deleted him, I no fit use my data follow nonsense.

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    1. Don't mind the frog eyed fool
      Now he's denying ever supporting him.

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    2. Your own support wasn't blind but the support of those against your opposition is blind?

      Some might that argue that your own support was blind when you knew about the level of corruption being perpetrates by your hero and the fact that 27 out of our 36 states had not paid salaries prior to the elections.

      Grow up please. We are all allowed to make our own choices, whatever our reasons might be

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    3. Anon 18:00 who u be? Get over yourself! I don't believe any politician can do anything for me, I come from a family of hardworking business people and we work to provide everything we need. We provide our own food, security, electricity etc so I don't care for any leader. Where in my message did I say I prefer one blind support over another (next time please comprehend before you comment) ? I don't have have a problem with support, I have a problem with BLIND support. You just assumed I prefer one party over the other... You lazy ignorant Nigerians.

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  10. Basket mouth should go and sit down.

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  11. The blind bats who supported @Buhari last year

    Make una take heart




    @Galore

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    1. Weldone eh, the sightful bat.

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    2. Sum1 said u talk too much d oda day and I Thut d person was just being nosy. But babe u talk too much. Chai and u litter d comment section like James. Are u guys twins in dt aspect. God forbid u reason like James but dis plenty comment part u are d same.

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  12. Basket mouth with his bad mouth or should I say "Basket mouth" 😂😂😂

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  13. Stella wetin dey happen for "south" tomato dey der? Why r so takin anything south? Aint no body got time

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  14. Basket mouth advice is just the best, any body that has nothing good to say should just start whistling instead of shouting chain. Be positive, say something positive to a promising government so that the chain you profess will not be your lot when those that have faith are experiencing the desired change in all aspects of life.

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    1. Forget that 1, some people are at home in ignorance and suffering. Some people have been praying for the country's failure, regardless of the hardship that'll fall on their heads, just so they can say I told you so.

      Some, Niger Delta Avengers, have gone as far as to destroy their own land in the pursuit of making the country ungovernable. The fact that it'll take 50 years and billions of dollars to clean up their land is irrelevant.

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    2. Anon 08:08 hmmmm,u just knw.... May God help us all.

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  15. Stella so we have to wait to suffer for 7years before u will know we are suffering.some people don't even earn up to 20k n have families they feed how will they cope?
    Its easy for u to say cos u nt here with us. It's the common man that suffers nt the rich.
    I Neva supported buhari and I don't like him nothing he would do that would change my mind.
    Well i know u just looking for Troble sha lol

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    1. Have you suffered more than Israelites? Yet you want to arrive the promised land in one second.
      How long did the exodus take agin sef? Go and overdose on the bible or start whistling.

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    2. Ai basically you would've been happy suffering under jonathan. OK.

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    3. So we must suffer like the Israelite? Hian!!!

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    4. I repeat there is no country that is a super power that hasn't gone through turbulent and hard times. The America u are looking @ today has gone thru d Great Depression era,U.K. Has had deir own turbulent and hard times,Germany, China, there is no industrial gaint that hasn't had that suffering stage that propelled them to move forward. Nigeria is like a country born into wealth but her children mismanaged her wealth and d kids are now struggling. The children Thut money wld always b dere but it finished 1 day, and they need sum1 who wld assist dem to get back on their feet with the small money left in their acct. that is the pt. we are @ now. We hv squandered our wealth, na d small 1 wey remain na imm b Buhari headache so,cos he must find a way to make the small money left work,multiply and yield fruit. Yes his services aren't supposed to come cheap,but he must cut down his own personal expenditure. That is a good starting pt. and shows ppl u hv empathy.

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  16. I don't even know which is more scarce to find "change" or "tomato"?

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  17. Take this post to south for Wetin Na? Who get time for basket mouth

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    1. Na SDK dey find who go take the post go south by cussing her
      No one is gonna quarrel with you SDK.
      Quarrel with yourself
      Ntorr.

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  18. The way you people say just one year is very annoying, do you know what can happen in one year? One can conceive and give birth, don't renew your rent and see yourself on the street. Just one year like its one week or should we give them four years? Rubbish!

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    1. Give him 2 years. Your ex presido did not pay salaries in some states for 1 year before elections and you didn't see anything wrong. It was just 1 year.

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  19. No..Leave them to keep blaming poor buhari for every damn thing!

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    1. Who should they blame? In your place of work or family when things are not going well or as they should be, who do you blame? Is it not the head?! Well, maybe you probably go and blame your neighbor.

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  20. How does he know the price of runs girls if he doesn't patronize them? Abeg.

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  21. Situation will get worst before it get better. I am hopeful. SDK, i hope the "hun-angry" among us will not come after your comment. The economic situation is a worldwide problem not just in Nigeria, especially oil dependent economy like ours and Venezuela.

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    1. Jay Moore, they are here already. Na siddon look I dey since. No shaking, nothing spoil.

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    2. Which is why we need to diversify our economy. Once we invest into agriculture the concentration on oil will reduce. Investors will emerge. Our export inter relations with other countries will boost our economy. It may not be our main source but it'll add to it. So I don't know why everyone is scared to venture into it. The government especially.

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    3. I believe in Buhari, I don't believe in his monster of agriculture. I think d 2 worst appointments her made where that of s minister of finance and that of the ministry of agriculture. Those two I don't believe in them. I will continue supporting Buhari..

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    4. Are you not a human being? U no get hands and legs? Why you never pack go una village go start farming @sisi eko?

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    5. Lol @lovelace, long time dear. Hope you are good? They have turned to bullying but we are not shaken.
      @Sisi Eko, present government is really serious about diversifying our economy. Agriculture,solid minerals are some of their focus. We need to put oil dependent to rest.

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    6. Sisi Eko u follow James quarrel? If yes u hv a new troll ooo

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  22. That's their biz joor.... waiting for SnM like kilode..... #singing *my diamond ring is on the way* congrats @trinity. Is it just my phone or glo network has totally gone bonkers? My network is like a ghost it appears and disappears.

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  23. Stella plus you plus basket mouth, una rest!

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  24. I reserve my comment(s)..

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  25. @ Janelle u are very correct.. basket mouth is a regular customer at one guest house in lekki Marwa,always changing women as if dey are food. Fool at 40 ewu

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  26. Stella gbe gbogbo enú e soun. No b u dey yinmu dis mrn for buhari speech? I dnt fancy does who speak frm both sides ofdeir mouth.

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  27. @ ''young man if you don't have anything better to say just start whistling''...am currently LOL, adon get new punchline''start whistling''...hehehehe! who Basketmouth epp sef. Please leave us to rant!

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  28. Stella, take ur time o. Just imagine what this one year came with, how much more the remaining 7 years coz I know he'll come for another tenure

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  29. Basket mouth, are you f*cking Ali baba's wife? Rumour is in town o.

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  30. End time basket mouth don open mouth again o

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  31. Friendly Friend27 May 2016 at 19:14

    Lol... I actually find this funny.


    #Vikena

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  32. I be surulere babe. My former church was in cardosso

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  33. SDK its very easy for you to be lecturing us from the comfort of an organized society. I really don't blame you oh. you are in far away Germany where the basics of life (water, electricity, fuel, etc.) are really 'basic'. in Nigeria the basics are 'luxury goods' and only the upper class can afford them.

    one thing you need to understand is that its difficult to stand by someone who is not talking to you or hasn't been able to provide clear policy direction. Yes it will take more than a year for us to see certain things happen but it shouldn't take up to a year for a strong administration to provide policy clarity : to say clearly: ''this is where we are going, this is when /how we are going to get there''.

    our president doesn't speak to us....except when he travels abroad. when there's a burning national issue, when a president should appear presidential, his spokes people release conflicting statements via social media. when we complain, femi adesina (the chief hailer) will send out tweets calling us 'wailing wailers'.

    we're not asking for magic. we're asking for STRONG LEADERSHIP that communicates REGULARLY with their people. thats what reassures people and encourages them to stand by the change as you put it.

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    1. Thank you, God bless you. We should know what the plan is instead of this systematic shut down of a whole Country while his children travel all over world in designer outfits.

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  34. No pain, no gain. Buhari should tighten the grip more. I love it when Nigerians suffer because they think they are too wise even though majority of them are greedy, freeloaders and ignorant. God forbid they think with their brains. What country will be run like Nigeria and still survive? Everyone is looking for an opportunity to loot, scam or cheat another or the system. Dishonesty can only get to a certain point. 99% of Nigerians are dishonest losers. Buhari please tighten that noose more. At least it may force Nigerians into honest living and stop worshipping evils/criminals/looters.

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    1. This ur comment isn't even restricted to d elite alone oo. The average Nigerian always looks for a way to scheme or cheat deir fellow citizen. This cuts across all tribes and generations. We are innately greedy, this why a grp of ppl wld b comfortable with sum1 stealing deir collective wealth as long as small dey reach deir hand and dey are comfortable. They don't mind u not carrying out ur mandate,as long as they are sha seeing deir own money u r free to steal as u like. Ppl are complaining bcos things hv gotten tough. I am grateful that GEJ left. My eyes hv opened and the scales of corruption hav fallen from my eyes. I am not a Buhari loyalist,he isn't any better as long as he doesn't cut down on his own personal as well as his cabinet expenditure. But he has tightened our belt.

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