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Monday, May 23, 2016

BREAKING NEWS....According To All Mentioned!

Forgive me for using caps in the headline please...



.......Finally! Finally! After a long deliberation that lasted for more than two hours between the Chairman of NLC and TUC, with top dignitaries which include
President of federal republic of Nigeria, Vice President Yemi Osibanjo, Senate President, Speaker of house of representative, Minister of labour and Employment, Minister of Power and Housing, Minister of Transportation, Chief of Army Staff, Inspector general of police and other respected stake holders have unanimously resolved that today is Monday..... 


Whether you like it or not, you have read this update to the end. Lol

Happy New Week blog visitors!...




99 comments:

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    1. Sterraaaaa. I for wan happy say fuel price don come down, haba.

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    1. See the speed I use in opening this post. Stella u no well.

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  3. just when i thought fuel price had been reduced to 5o naira stella mins yasef

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  4. Stella na chronicle be this?

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    1. Stella I thought today is sunday Oo.
      Thanks for sharing

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  5. Gosh was rushing to read

    Zeeworld increasing the rate of low IQ

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  6. Madam Stella take ya time oh, see ma as I rush click post.

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    1. I join you shout her name Stella. Only you I mean only you can pull this stunt blessed Stella.

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  8. Hiannnnnnnnn!
    See as my atena stand.

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  9. Stella!!!!!! See the way I rush open the post.

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  10. SDK If I catch you eh.
    Lol

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  11. Stella is officially under the weather

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  12. this not funny at all, thought you have something to say !!! Wish you same joor

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  13. You're crazy period you wanna gimme hbp

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  14. Mtcheeeeeeeweweeeeeeeeee

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  15. Choiiii, see as i rush open dis post, aunty stells u fit give person heart attack...

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  16. Stella u nd ur big head nd yansh.. Take time o lol

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  17. Jeez! Stella you know well oh, see how you kept me glued. This Stella ahhhhh.... You really know how to catch your readers attention. Keep it up. You got me though.

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  18. Stella u got me there u needed to see my face when reading with key interest. Nice one

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  19. OMG! @ Stells, how i feel like smacking your bum right now. Lol
    See me holding my breath, wondering what was up.

    Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers.

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  20. Lol. I somehow knew this was fishy so I skipped reading till the end. Nice one Stells.

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  21. Stella you no serious ooo. I think say them go tell us how much we go buy fuel.

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  22. Lolz, Stella u no well at all. I have never read something very fast in a long time if not for this post, just to find out what the breaking news will be. Chai

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  23. Hahahaha
    I got this on my phone when I switched on this afternoon. Then the official recall memo. Mtscheeeeew
    I hattttttteeeeeeee MONDAYS.
    Even though the best set of garbs come out on it. I arrive at my desk frowning still. Why did they call off this strike, why? E no reach one week sef

    Setting my alarm back jor. Back to work from tomorrow

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  24. stella, wetin naa? I was even sitting on the edge of my sit and so excited not knowing it was just a prank. stop joor!

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  25. Kai... U got me on this one. Lolzzz

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  26. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  27. Stella, I swear down,you be nut case,see as I rush open the post thinking BUBU has raise the minimum wage to 56k,chai stellllllllla

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  28. Stella o.......Laila but why?

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  29. Stella agbaya...lol

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  30. Hahhaaaa Stella ooh,u dey pull our legs abi?

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  31. STELLA!!! ok I have read it...............next!

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  32. I didn't read to the end, i jumped to the last line, *tongue out* @Stells...lol

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  33. lol!
    Before opening the post, I said to Y self that Stella was at it again and trying to be mischievous.
    Alas, it came to pass.

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  34. Chei Stella you really got me..i was waiting to see fuel is now 87..

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  35. Stella! Stella!! Stella!!! How many times did I call u? I won't call u again!😁

    Happy new week to you too

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  36. Hahahaha!! Happy new week to you too Stella.

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  37. Stella you like play eh!
    You really got me there. Lol

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  38. You should see my face right now

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  39. Kai Stella see hyping. .lol nice try

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  40. Stella nwanyi ukwu oma😁 Ezigbo nmadu

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  41. Kikikikikikikiki... No let me break ur head,sdk.

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  42. Kikikikikikikiki... No let me break ur head,sdk.

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  43. Estella!!!! How many times do I use in called u???? Lmao

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  44. I thought you were about to tell us that tiwa was caught pants and teebillz finally jumped.

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  45. Princess Sarah23 May 2016 at 15:29

    Stella!!!

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  46. Na me u put for suspense abi??hehe

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  47. Stella U be serious case😂😂😂😂😂OMG! This woman eh!Hahahahaha........K'Baby

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  48. Stella I swear,you no well
    If I land you hot slap now them go say I wicked*haba*see as I run enter the post without putting on pant*hiss*agbaya

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  49. Hehehehehehehehehe.... Very funny

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  50. Stella take your time oooh! my expectations were too much reading through this.

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  51. Haaaaai!! Stella in Baba OBJ's voice, you are one naughty someborri I swear!!!

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  52. Hahahahajaha
    Stella, I swear u didn't really get mi lol. Don't really know how but I didn't feel d headline lol

    Nice try tho lmao

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  53. Stella abeg let the cat out of the bag.

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  54. Lol, Stella u got me there..hahaha, mind yourself o.

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  55. Walahi you are high on somfin Stella. #eyelashes. Lemme continue my work O jare

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  56. Lmfaoo......

    Stella please stop.


    @Whether you like it or not, you have read this update to the end.

    Thanks
    Happy New Week to you too.

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  57. Stella is officially sick...Hehhehehehhee...u got me on this 1:0

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  58. Lmao!

    I knew it!!!!!

    That this was one of those jokes of yours.

    That's because the headline wasn't saying anything.


    So, naturally, I just scrolled straight to the last sentence.

    I didn't fall for this one.

    Hehehe!

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  59. Stella,u 2 lik play...I can't help but laf shaa.

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  61. GESUS!!!....see d way i rush to open d post as if nah hot indomie i wan chop....stella u try oh....kontinue u hear!!!

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  62. Jeeezzzzzz!
    Why are you like this???????

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  63. Mtcheeeeeeeew
    Dats wat u get wen one likes tatafo too much

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  64. Stella you no well I swear. See me running to read the post like it was one important news.

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  65. Ooooooooh..I was seriously looking for fuel or strike action; Stella u are a suspense queen; hahahaha😂😂😂😂

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  66. Chai! Stella the "bubble buster". If u see d excitement wey I take open dis post eeehh, come think say na better gossip. Mtcheeeew! Then again, I begin see bubu,senate kiniko kiniko, nlc etc, a fresh kinda excitement creeped in unto say dem don finally reduce pump price and what did i see? U no knw say dis kain "turn turn" fit make person collapse? Esp person wey never chop since morning? Gbara ogwu gi nuo ooo maka mpiawa azu.

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  67. stella i wee break your neck o! See as I rush open the tori..lol

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  68. Stella, you no well oh. Kai.

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  69. See how I tear race to this post. Mssteeww

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  70. Stellz u r a drama queen. I knew something was fishy when I saw the heading.

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