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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Blog Exam....LMAO!

This is like answering questions for Politics in an exam....Please try your best to answer all questions correctly..LOL






ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
If GEJ is a constant, while APC is variable, and if
1year has been used for blaming; With the aid of
a diagram,

1. Discuss the probability of of APC blaming GEJ
for the next 3 years for,
i. Dollar increase
ii. Fuel price increase.

2. If APC = all promises cancelled, where PMB is
a constant, discuss the speed at which peoples'
suffering may increase.

3. Define the term, 'Budget padding'.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know,
and how they can be used in the 21st century
politics.

5. Mention five prisoners you know that were
fed with N14,000 a day.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel
to after London.

7. Write short notes on these mad phrases:
i. masquerade dressing.
ii. importation of grass.
iii. pencil production by 2017.

8. If x is chanji, and y is lies/propaganda, solve
the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

9. If you used to be corrupt but now
fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of

gravitational force on you.


66 comments:

  1. Buhahaahhaha fantastically hilarious

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    1. Until Nigerians realise that the "repair" of the Nation is the cause of all these, we would continue "fighting" the people that are trying to help!
      Not funny!
      The state of the Nation is very bad, people are suffering, so I find this quite upsetting!

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    2. No 6...he will remain in London n rule us 4rm der !...

      No9 ..coming soon

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    3. No5....oya decoders ur free to cheat

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  2. I'll answer no 6
    Sudan

    Syria

    Pakistan

    Lolz 😁

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  3. This one pass bar finals😂😂

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  4. Who exam epp?

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  5. I will be among the people that will mark the exam Papers. So lets find out the intelligent ones. Abeg no long epistle. Just summarize with great points. Goodluck to u all. Ur time starts now.

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  6. Hahahahaha...
    I will cool down and answer when I get to my destination...
    Lemme concentrate on my driving mehn...

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  7. Haaahaaaa Stella ma bimi ni waec question ooh,shebi jamb still dey give options.give me odo with oju eja drawn inside it,I can't answer nada.over to the scholars.

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  8. Hahahahaha, nkea dikwa kpokpo. Make I wear my thinking/answer cap and come back.

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  9. Jesu so Nigeria does not produce pencil ordinary pencil. APC should keep playing this blame game until power vanish from their hands. All I want is my salary to increase and the new staff bus should start operation quick.

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  10. Let me quickly go do a survey on the prisoners and get back to u,because even me that is a free woman and working my ass off, never chop 14k food in a day.

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  11. Using law of gravity which says that whatever that goes up must come down= answer to the last question.

    Apc is not blaming Pdp but stating the reality on ground. Even the Pdp elites know this Truth.

    As for cancelling promises, they are still true to their words.
    If election is tomorrow, I will still vote Apc over and over again. I love buhari to piece. He's just like me. You can't force us to do what is not right. #principled

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    1. BITCH,fuck off. You've not answered the question. Who cares about your love for that dictator? Keep deceiving yourself. Rubbish!

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    2. @ Nwa Amaka, I agree with you, #IstandwitBuhari!

      @SDK, come to Nigeria and see people suffering! Only then will u realise that the state of the Nation is not a joke.

      The country in great need of this repair process!

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    3. Anon12:58 you don't have to be insulting to make your point I can understand your predicament as a poor person.#istandwithchange

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    4. I stand with my president...

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  12. Nigerian youths are far from ready to being the leaders of tomorrow. Look at what one nincompoop sat down and wrote. What a waste of sperm.

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    1. Is this outburst necessary?

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    2. Lmfao @ what a waste of sperm
      Guy you bad oo

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    3. Though d waste of sperm is an unnecessary insult. But u right our youth are too childish....

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  13. Oh chim. What's the price for winning?

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  14. I guess 2x + 5y = ? Is = chanji

    Children in Sango Otta, Lagos and environs, are you ready?

    10 Days To Go..

    Like us on FB @ AUNTY UJU'S FANS

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  15. Can't stop laughing, this shit if funny

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  16. The probability of APC blaming PDP for the next 3 yrs is high. Question 5. Lekan Shonde is the only prisoner I know,he eats pounded yam twice a day in custody and probably washes it down with a bottle of 'odeku'. Question 6,he will prbably go to Saudi,Kuwait,Niger republic,Dubai,Canada,the list is endless. I hope I pass.

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  17. What is the reward for correct answer na? Lol
    This is jamb+waec+postjamb+degree exams all in one.
    Number 6 is Germany, Norway and north korea, lmao.
    Number 7, Lai lai

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  18. Buahahahhahaha Oya lemme sharpen my pecil and start answerin questions. APC=ALL PROMISES CANCELLED!

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  19. I'm waiting for the question "can you please inbox me your account number?" 😁

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  20. Answer =
    Fantastically clueless Bubu without a structure/agenda/brain to rule this nation.

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  21. Nigerians will always find a joke in every situation. Sitting and sipping my nestkle milo n nido tea as i await the answer.

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  22. I am working ooo. The letters am trying to construct is taking my time

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  23. APC Promised us Change but now they've Changed their Promise.

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  25. This must be for MBA executive class

    Na only me waka come?

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  26. I need to answer no 3, I have been looking for my key points since morning cant find it, someone should pls lend me one!

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  27. Will my answers increase minimum wage??lmao!

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  28. Submit your answers in my office in the next 30 minutes. Stella, see me in my office!!!

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  29. Stella this exam is tough o , they never teach us.how we go pass now ?

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    1. So u don't kno how to pass?
      OK I will show u!
      I bank with 1stbank....drop ur kulikuli der.

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  30. Lol but come to think of it,all we know is what this liars are telling us whereas d economy was just fine until they took over.

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  31. Stella stellaaaaa stelllllllla...abeg congi dey hold me here u dey ask PHD question,d rain for Lagos today Na seasonal movie d tin dey send dangerous signal to some zones of my body,some areas dey spark while and one wet and my service provider dey office Tori Jesu make evening quick reach make I service provider come back then I can answer diz ya question

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  32. Which kind exam be this na? Who set dis kind question sef? Couldn't stop laughing chanji dole.

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  33. This Post just made my day

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  34. Jamb questions I need to ask simi for d answer BRB.

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  35. 2x+5y=L (Where L=Lie Mohammed)
    QED

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  36. 2x+5y=L (Where L=Lie Mohammed)
    QED

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  37. 2x+5y=L (Where L=Lie Mohammed)
    QED

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  38. I am laughing real hard. wow! nice one. hahahahahahahahhaha

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  39. Nigerians have really never suffered and that is why they are making light of what PMB is up against. He is up against years of decay and it is like trying to fixed your soured egusi soup first by boiling off all the liquid and then adding palm oil to bring back some taste

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