TUESDAY IHN

Good Afternoon Sir's And Ma's..lol

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WORD FOR TODAY

BUYER AND SELLER BROUHAHA

Dear Stellz 

Good day o.

Please I'll like you to help me clarify something and tell me what am supposed to do that I am not doing.

I saw an advert last week on coconut oil sales, I called the seller. She was nice n all so I promised to make payments in two days (on a Friday.  I called on Friday as promised and requested for the account details. I made a transfer of the amount to her account at the bank with hope she'll receive it before evening.

Hours later I called but she said she hasn't seen it meanwhile my girlfriend I transferred money to got the alert after 2 hours so I felt it was her bank's network. She delivered the oil as promised cos we live 10minutes drive apart. But still the alert didn't enter. We were bothered so I promised to revisit the bank today (Monday) to know the cause. Meanwhile I showed her the transaction mail when she delivered the item to convince her the transfer was made.

I just left the bank, they said the money has left my account (their bank) and that the recipient should go to her bank with a Reference number in a slip given to me, that her bank will rectify everything.

The problem now is the lady says she can't go to the bank! And she wants her money today. I Dunno what to do because I already showed her all she needs to know about the transaction. What should I do? Re transfer another money? What if same issue reoccurs? What will happen to the already sent one? 

Stella please help o.

Kindly find the attached for better understanding. 

Since you both live near each other,check for any of the Banks branch around you and trek there together since Oil seller says transport is N200.

please settle this matter,its not that serious..una well done.


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Uniport's COMMON 45k school fees.

Good morning Mrs Korkus.  Trust you slept well. It hurts to see people screaming 45k is "common". Honestly I believe if what we were paying for was worth the 45 thousand no one would complain. Uniport is a university where lecturers do not attend lectures and don't even bother giving you materials to even photocopy and study.

 I am a 400lvl student in the faculty of science and I can boldly say anywhere that some of my lecturers have never entered our classes to teach but we expect exam questions from them. I read on the blog where someone said we have classes with "AC and modern facilities"???? That's a big lie from the pit of hell. The only modern facility" we have would definitely be the louvre they replaced 2 years ago when inspectors came in for accreditation. We have lectures in classes with bad chairs, no fan, damaged bulbs and old dirty walls. If those are modern facilities then YES we do have modern facilities. Our practicals are nothing to write home about, sometimes we don't even know what experiment is being carried out because we have to peep to see what's going on. (Imagine a class of 70 using just one apparatus). 

Our departmental libraries have been converted to offices by some lecturers and students can not go in to study.  We pay as high as 30k as development levy and we see no development. We pay 3000 for ICTC yet we still have to pay money to them whenever you have a problem.  

Every session we pay 2000 for ID cards that are issued just once and can only be given to you free if you're in year one. From year 2 and above you have to pay 2k sometimes to get the biometric ID cards. 15000 every session for registration charges? What is that please? 

I will send a picture of the school fees break down from my year one and my year three so you'll see how cunningly they have added unnecessary thing just to make sure the money rounded up to 45000. And to people with the impression 45k is common, you have no idea how many of my course mates borrow money to pay school fees because their parents tell them to. Even levies of 1500 you can hear them lamenting when they think no one is listening. 

Students that don't eat for days just because there is no money. If you feel 45k is "common" please come to Uniport and pay the common money for  2 common people. You will be celebrated,we promise you.

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MAKE UP 
Hey ladies, do you want a flawless makeover for your birthday, bridal shower, wedding, parties and lots more, contact us at yewamakeup pro we are offering a further 15% discount for 4 sdk brides for their special day along with the new combo rates. Call or whatsapp us on
08166335966  Also we deal in sale of makeup products like milani. Bh cosmetics, Mac cosmetics, La girl . So start calling now.

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HOUSE MODELS

Please is there anyone in the house who knows how to make house models? If you can or you know anybody who can please contact me on this no: 09080972190. Please I need somebody who is affordable because it's for a secondary school assignment. And also you should be resident in Abuja to make things easier. Thanks and have a good day.

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FOR SALE/TO LET

 5 bedroom bungalow at Federal Housing Road area with all the room in

suites @ 25M (negotiable), 18 rooms self contain students hostel in

Ishieke closed to faculty of education Abakaliki, EBONYI State @7M

(negotiable), 

30 rooms self contains at Presco Area of Abakaliki @ 35M

negotiable, a storey building along Awolowo street off water works

road in Abakaliki, @ 12M negotiable.

 A 3 bedroom bungalow to let at Ezza Road of abakaliki, 700,000/p.a. any interested party should call

Enoch on 07033947292, 08058618018. we also help our clients to sell or

buy properties for them, carry out valuation for buildings, land,

plants and machineries etc. Any BVs that brings a buyer/client to any

of the aforementioned property will be handsomely rewarded. shoki will

follow soon.

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TURN YOUR LOVE FOR FASHION INTO A VIABLE BUSINESS

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Want to get paid doing what you love?

Want to Enhance your skill as a Fashion Designer?

Develop your Fashion Collection and Portfolio?

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Illustration starting on the 14th and 21st of May, 2016

We also run Short Courses in making Shirts, Skirts, Dresses, Jacket and

Trousers and also the Entrepreneurial Aspect of the Fashion Business.

For more information please call 08183958856

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

The World Health Organisation (WHO) recommends that 30% of cancer deaths can be prevented by avoiding or modifying key risk factors such as being overweight, unhealthy diet with low fruit and vegetable intake, lack of physical activity, alcohol use and others. In view of this, Piquant Soups and more is your one stop for freshly prepared, home-made, affordable and sumptuous soups and stews such as ayamase (ofada stew), fried tomato stew, Efo riro, Edikang Ikong, Ogbono soup and a host of others also including mouth watering cakes and cupcakes. We are available in Lagos to satisfy your daily, weekly and small party food and soup supplies. We are having an offer of free delivery to parts of Lagos. Hurry and place your orders.  Please send a mail to piquantsoupsandmore@gmail.com. You can also contact us on07050409916, 08034302499 and 08087505013 (whatsapp and calls), BBM 5EE683D4 ‎for all your orders.‎ Thanks a lot Mrs Stella.  

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URGENT VACANCIES

Hi Stella,
Please help post on IHN. God bless you.

My company is currently recruiting for a building equipment/ construction company located on the mainland. There are openings for the below positions:
Accountant(chartered)
Sales executive
Executive Assistant.
Marketing executive
Front Desk
Market scout.

There's also an opening for a Business Development Officer in a fashion house in lekki phase1.
All the positions are available for graduates with minimum of 2 years relevant experience.
Kindly send your cv with a detailed cover later and the position as the subject of the email to jobs@jetrecruitmentng.com Also visit our website www.jetrecruitmentng.com for more information.
Thank you.

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VACANCT SHOP

I want to rent a shop on the mainland, preferably around yaba, bariga, akoka, shomolu and axis. ‎I don't mind any available vacant beauty shop or salon. If you have any useful information, please send an email to wigsnweaves15@yahoo.com

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DIRECT SALES

AJAH (AWOYAYA).

PURE WATER FACTORY FOR SALE.

A pure water factory, which has been operational for 9 years (With already existing customers) is up for sale.

FACILITIES: 

Tanks(2), pumping machines(3), generators(2), packing machines(2),treatment plant(2), trucks(3)

LOCATION: Awoyaya Ajah

PRICE: 8M

FOR RENT 

1. 2bedroom flat in lekki 1 for 2m.

2. 9 nos 2bedroom flat in ikate for 2m.

3. 6 bedroom wing of duplex in lekki 1 for 3.5m.

4. Brand new 2 nos, 3bed room flat in osapa London for 2m.

5. 3 nos 3bedroom flat in lekki County Road with bq for 1.4m.

6. 5 nos 2bedroom flat and 5 nos 3bedroom flat in sea side estate, Badore Ajah for 500k and 700k respectively. 

7. Well maintained 5bedroom flat in Agungi lekki Lagos for 3m.

8. Brand new 5bedroom flat in osapa London lekki for 3.5m...3mx2years..

9. Palacious 3bedroom flat in Allan Balogun, Agungi lekki for 1.6m.

Call/whatsapp: 07064440129 for physical inspection. 

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LAGOS BASED BEAD MAKER

BEADS I am a lagos based beads maker. I make various types of beads at affordable prices. I can also deliver anywhere.   interested bvs should please reach me on 08023141216 AT YOUR SERVICE

Beautiful!!!...who go buy me one?lol
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HOUSE NEEDED

Good day Stella, please am in need of a house preferably a two bedroom flat between 600k to 800k plus agent fee .around jakande, chevron, alpha beach or eleganza but around mega chicken should be max.anyone that knows  anyone should please call me.09099359551.scammers just flee cause my God is a consuming fire o.

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RE- SINGLES MINGLES REQUEST I POSTED YESTERDAY.
The lady has not gotten back to me but my older friend whom i posted
for was thrown aback by the mad response he got..over a 100 mails as at this morning and he doesnt know how to go about but be sure he will reply you all before he makes up his mind... Good luck to whoever ends up with him.

To the lady,babe how far,did you get any responses?its not nice not to get back na,at least let me know you are sorting through mails..Or dont men respond to such posts?
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BLACKBERRY PHONE FOR SALE

Hi Stella,Please I want to sell my blackberry Q10.. The phone is in good condition and the price is #20, 000. My location is Abuja. My contact is 08033299226. Thanks

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ACCOMMODATION NEDDED

‎Hi Stella, Please I need help with accommodation. Anyone that has or knows someone that has a self-contain apartment to let in surulere (Masha, Adeniran Ogunsanya, Bode Thomas, Akerele ) not more than 150K, prefarably without an agent or all the other fees should please call 07019103534. Thank you very much. 

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GADGETS FOR SALE

Please, I have the following for sale.. they are in perfect condition.

1) Apple Ipad mini (16gb,wi-fi,4GLTE,cellular,black)

 Battery lasts long, few wears at d back.

 Free screen protector and pouch to the buyer.

 Price : 55,000 naira ( negotiable)

2) Samsung pink Camera (16mp. With free pouch

      Price :25,000 naira ( negotiable

     Contact Chris on 08105812055

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BONANZA TRAINING

Bonanza training is still ongoing, with just 5k pere, come and  learn how to make ur Ankara clutch purse and other fabric bags and accessories  for 2weeks plus learn how to do your personal make up and party make up with just 5k.

Online classes for just 3k, home coaching also available at a special price

Training location

 1:   ojodu lagos state,

                                        

 2:  Ifo abata, ogun state

‎ 08134794565

2BC3F175

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Free 2 weeks skills acquisition training on:
-installation of walk through metal-detectors
-installation of vehicle tracker
-installation of CCTV camera
-programming of handheld radios          
-installation of  pabx                          
-Installation of fire and burglary alarm systems etc.

Date:   18th -30th April 2016(  Saturday classes available)
Venue: Faluyi house,8b toyin street ikeja Lagos.
Call :    08184186026                                       
email : jigisconsult@yahoo.com

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SISTER IN LAWS WEDDING ISH...

Hello Stella. God bless the good work you are doing and He will keep enlarging your coast. Please I  need your advice and also BV'S.  

My late brother's wife is getting married this month. My Brother died some years back, he was a young man, so also the wife. Good thing they had a child. Recently the lady told me she would be getting married soon, I'm so happy for her because she lost her husband at the early stage of her life. I always pray for her to be happy once again because she has gone through a lot . She told me she didn't know how to inform my parents about the wedding, though they knew about her introduction. I told her I will help her inform them. My own worry is that; should we attend the wedding? Because I don't know if we can stand it, it's not that we are not happy for her. I'm too emotional. Please what do we do?

Eyaaaah,she must really respect and love you people and i see its reciprocal.you can attend and take a nice gift along for her but if your parents will really hurt then just tell them but assure them that she will still be a part of the family.
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SAVE OUR NEEDY IS INTERESTED IN LATE NGOZI UDEBUS CASE

Dearest Stella,

I hope this email meets you well. I read the story of the late Mrs

Ngozi Udebu and the unfortunate way she lost her life at LUTH just

recently, on your blog.

I discussed the issue with the ONE Country Director and he is very

interested in the case. He wishes to use the ONE campaign medium to

ask for justice for the late Ngozi Udebu.

Is there any way at all you can link us to her husband? 

Please if you know the husband,let him contact them with this email add saveourneedy@gmail.com

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Kindly patronize me #buynigeriantogrowthenaira

Ballotiniplatini shoes  are made in Port harcourt Nigeria from the best leather.We deal on Male,Female and Children shoes and we do wholesale and retail and we also ship nationwide and they are affordable too.Please follow us on facebook/twitter/instagram @ballotiniplatini for more and you can contact us on 08155829143 #buynigeriantogrowthenaira

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ROOM AND PARLOUR APARTMENT

 I'm in need of a room and parlor s/c apartment around ring-road, Ibadan, water and light is essential. Please my budget is 120k.. This is my contact 08082719816.

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J'AARON MAKE OVER

J'aaron makeover is offering a two weeks intensive makeup training, learn how to be a makeup pro both for professional and personal purposes. 

Course outlines includes; identifying career opportunities as a makeup artist, brush types and maintenance, building your professional/personal kit, starting your own business, identifying skin types and facial shapes, all basic makeup application for all occasions, highlighting and contouring, gele tying, eyebrow grooming and lots more for as low as 14,000 naira. Free makeovers with professional shoot  would be given to the first two Bv's having birthdays this month. J'aaron makeovers is located at imedia studios  by Assemblies junction Alakahia (uniport) Port Harcourt. 07083706776; BBM-79E5016D.

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CURTAINS FOR SALE

Stella I Hail Oh. May God increase you for promoting others...

I have a neatly used High quality curtains for sale. Its for 2windows.  I just upgraded to Blinds and won't be needing them anymore.  I am letting it go for 20k (negotiable).

Picture attached.

Interested and serious buyers can call 0805079117

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SOLAR POWER BANK FOR SALE ‎

In this era of unpredictable power supply, why not make sure your gadgets never go off. Buy your classic and portable Solar Power Bank to charge your gadgets on the go. 

Does not require electricity to recharge. 

Priced at 6500 naira.

Call 08114142658 to make your orders now. 

Location is at Owerri but deliveries can be made to other states. 

Limited quantity available.

Thanks for your patronage.

This will be perfect for the NO LIGHT situation.I got a free one and i am gifting it out to my bro....Please patronise her oh....Bv's be like ''Her prduct is very good,please patronise her,she is in Owerri but can deliver anywhere..her number is..''

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

M and V Couture is a Fashion outfit located in Lagos. We specialize in making lovely apparels with very quality Fabrics for both male and female. Our designs are Unique,Trendy and Smart. We want to make you stand out because looking good is our business. Our core competence are in Uniforms,Casual wears,Native attires, Official wears,etc...... See below sample of some of our designs. You can reach us Via whatsapp or call us on 08032170718. We are poised to bringing out the best in you because our stitches are really beyond Machines'                                                                         

The First 3 customers will be given one free t- shirt each****‎

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CAMERA BROUHAHA BETWEEN TWO BLOG VISITORS.

Dear Stella,
You are an amazing woman and I love what you're doing but I hope people won't use their satanic attitude to tarnish your image.
I don't know why I feel the need to mention this cos e don pass and e don comot for my body but I know some people will still come in contact with these people and the result might not be good.
I put up an advert some time ago saying I wanted to sell a camera. The first person to call was a woman. She said she was interested and that I should keep the camera for her till Sunday. She called on a Thursday. Loads of people called, even one man was willing to transfer money on that Thursday, but because I was forming woman right activist (woman empowerment), I turned everyone down. Even told some people to wait till Monday incase the woman messes up.
Stella, I called this woman immediately after church on Sunday asking her what the movement was... she no gree pick. 

Called her like 3 times, nothing. I called her on Monday, nothing. Immediately I called another woman that was interested. Met her that same day and sold it to her. Cash complete with me.
You won't believe this Aunty now called me on Thursday ( Stella not Tuesday o... Thursday) that how far the camera. True to God Stella I was dazed and surprised...like TF.
Immediately, I started laughing because it was funny to me. And I said 'wow Aunty since Sunday. I have sold the camera o'. She was quiet and she said okay and cut the phone. Stella you would have thought I said more than my mouth.  She sent me text message... when I no reply, she go whatsapp dey insult me sey I am rude, yadi yadi yadi, that she is an architect and she is always busy and didn't have time. I wan die. Me?
Aunty if you're reading this, I am sure you have no idea what being rude is cos you are the rudest person on earth. Courtesy demands you return a call when you miss it... I am sure you didn't get that memo.
Stella continue to do your good work. We love you.
Awon idiot jati jati... a lai mo ore people.

This was the text she sent me:
Next time before u talk be courteous to ask. U don't know my job schedule. I am an Architect I don't have the leisure of holding my phone every second. I have sites I am supervising and under severe pressure to meet deadlines. U are a lady please act as such. U don't have to be inpolite to someone u don't know. Thanks and God bless.

BV'S PLEASE MAKE UNA JUDGE THIS WAN OOOH.

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BIRTHDAY POSTER ADEOLA OLOYODE SENDS IN THANKS

Thanks Stella for the feature, God bless you real good. Bigger thanks to blog visitors that wished me well.... and to those that passed small small insults.... Lmaoooo I hail ooo. It makes life full of fun... Hehehehe couldnt stop laughing at the comments. From Adeola of Oge_makeup_artistry.

LOL..another advert..smart babe
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BLOG VISITOR THELMA EMENUWE NOW BAKES CAKES FOR A LIVING!!

 Introducing THELMA'S CAKE WORLD

At THELMA'S CAKE WORLD,we bake mouthwatering delicious cakes for all occasions,please contact us for all your Birthday cakes, Bridal Shower cakes,Anniversary cakes,Traditional and White wedding cakes!!!,we're based in lagos and delivery to any part of lagos can be worked out!!

For bookings and orders placement, please contact us on 07069429985 or via bbm at 5C0732DC...

Thank you Stella and God bless you all.

Please make una patronise her,she is just starting after jon hunting for so long.please help me give her hope...please patronise her.Thelma send us photos of any cakes you have done and make sure you contact your senior in the house for guidiance...Cynhams cakes and pastries Abuja is a pro with designing...Make i no send you to Ajays cakes oh cos una two dey Lagos..lol

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RE- PHONE FOR SALE

Please Stella, I could not get any buyer for the phone I put up for sale last week. Most people that called and promise to call back never did, that's why I want you to help me put it up again. 

It's a blackberry Q10 phone and location is Lagos, goes for 25k but slightly negotiable. Please call 09031116309. Thanks.

Didnt call back?ehen na wetin person dey complain of up there so!

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PH CIDDY STAND UP!!! 

It's CANDY'S CAKES N EVENTS

Contact us for d ff:

CAKES: for all events 

PASTRIES: small chop/ finger foods 

CATERING SERVICE

RENTALS: chairs, canopies, tables, tents, cheffing dish etc 

Total event package like

Ice cream, popcorn, kiddies party characters/mascots i.e batman, minnie  mouse, angry bird etc. 

Clown, Dj, dancers, bouncers, janitors, candy buffet, hall or venue decoration etc Also Customise ur Can Coke for ur event. 

Call/whatsapp :08095955733

L or email: candyscakesnevents@yahoo.com 

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2 WEEKS SKILLS ACQUISITION TRAINING

BVS, there is a 2 weeks skills acquisition training from 18th - 29th April at surulere. The courses are: Makeup/gele, catering, ankara accessories, cinematography, decoration, beading, e.t.c. Its 100% Intensive Practical.  Training fee, certificate and ID is 7,500. There is a room for installmental payment.

To register, go to the training venue, No 30, itolo Street, Bode thomas road, surulere or http://www.rainreflexion.com/register/ 
REGISTRATION IS ON!
Call 0701 380 0087, whatsapp 08113074757 or visit www.rainreflexion.com for more information. Thank you.

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HUMAN HAIR FOR SALE

Dear bv's I have this lovely 100% original short curly human hairs for sale. Please call or watsapp 07035788993 to order. Delivery anywhere in Nigeria.

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SATURDAY IN HOUSE GISTS.
Do we have a winner or not?or else i go pocket my money.The generals wife thank you for boning my side oooooh,at least Iphie dearie replied albeit her reply pain me but no yawa.
Maybe i should keep it for Saturday and see if i can spontaneously pick a winner.
*side eyes at moneymaker*

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Signing out with love and hunger....

SDK