Peace.....*Slowing drifting off to sleep*
No noise.... And then you remember there is a kid in the house and jump up running to look for him/her and then GBAM!
''Good day Stella,hmm i was inside the bed room surfing the net(actually reading your blog at that moment) while my son was at the sitting room watching cartoon,i noticed he haven't checked on me like he used to i now said this one that he is quite for long let me go check on him then i found him like this''.
Thats butter.he went to Fridge to help himself out..LMAO!
When you have a kid,silence is suspicious!
Read other Hilarious ''Silence is golden Chronicles...
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Kikiki he creamed himself wt butter, how nice!
ReplyDeleteButter cream as it is in reality.
DeleteBut how u cn leave ur child unattended for him 2evn have enough time 2 do ds is baffling. Biko parents need 2b careful. It cud hv bn sometyn more dangerous (but God forbid). And b4 u go "wait, till u hv ur own", jst knw dt I actually hv mine and cnt let him out of my sight for him 2hv time 2do ds. Pls be vigilant. Stella biko release comments fast nah. 2day is Saturday mbok!!
ReplyDeleteI guess u don't sleep too.
DeleteThank u eka joy,ask this omnipresent anony.like u don't use d rest room,u don't doze off or tend to ur hubby or steal quickie while cartoon helps u keep them busy.
DeleteImpossicant(in zebrudayas voice)
Madam, let the chuld out of ur sight o. So that he wont end up being a gbeff, expecting u to think for him. Mtschew! Form vigilante for pikin!
DeleteLmao... Anonymous 14:55
DeleteChuld... You try...
Lol
You can't let him out of your sight? Like seriously. You are a child minder then. Who attends to your customers in your shop, or if working, is he your colleague? He resumes and closes with you?
DeleteBiko talk another thing.
Just pray over kids, they can even use screw driver to loosen the switch or drop your electric kettle inside a bowl of water while trying to fix luke warm water like the housekeeper to bathe themselves. Na God dey protect.
Lol!!! Shinning like he rub Sarki Vaseline! Kids shaa, they can make a dumb person want to shout sef
ReplyDeleteVery risky to leave kids unattended to, na so my neighbour pikin enter kitchen swallow sausage, I think it choked him, before d mum discovered, d 3yr old was already stiff n gone. Twas in d clinic d doc removed d sausage that was lodged in his throat.
ReplyDeleteI never leave them unattended for too long. 1 min is enough for them to get in trouble
DeleteHand in the cookie jar.but in this case butter container. Lolz
ReplyDeleteFunny baby
ReplyDeleteLol. Mothers need to be extra careful. Kids aren't smiling!
ReplyDeleteNzuzu izuu the dirty whale
Delete@anony 14:24 may you not choke on your hate for nzube. Say amen!!!
DeleteNzube Izuu...one proverb for you. Onye na amaro mmadu na akpo ya onyea( who no know person, dey call am this one). Ignore this anon. Either she is a newbie or don't be surprised it is one of your 'friends' here. Remember when Damilola Osasona was jumping on my threads for 3 weeks till she begged for used weavon. Utan. Bvs take am wipe ground and she run.
DeleteMy regards to your hubby and your son.
Nzube stop going under anon to insult yourself. You ll never be relevant on this blog.
DeleteFellow anonymous 14:24, please,it's "Zuzube nzuzu!!". Hahaha. The parents give stupid name. And na so so stupid things Zuzube dey type!!
DeleteNa today Nzube dey this blog wey she go dey insult herself to become popular? Anon, keep fooling yourself, we're enjoying it.
Delete@Xhlrted P, thanks. I have resolved to ignore the fool. Whoever he/she is, including other anons claiming that i am the one trolling myself, na so evil go follow them for life. My regards to your family too.
Delete@Lafresh, don't mind those cowards.
DeleteLmao. The baby just used the butter as cream.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Real massage o. He sure needs a steam bath to get his skin breathing again.
DeleteIs it not better to surf the Internet in dsame place where he was watching cartoon
ReplyDeleteNext time, lock the fridge.
ReplyDeleteLol. Kids will always be kids. give them one second and they do so much.lol This bv is super smart tho.She no even let chair show, before bvs will ask her why her chair is like that. Lol.
ReplyDeleteShe know the people she dey deal with na. They will leave the butter child and face the house.
DeleteLol! Na d truth sha. Me sef look d house first before I come look d pikin for d pishure. I for help am analyse I'm house. Kikikikiki. Smart bv!
DeleteEenfi Nkan buruku shayo. Surf the net where he is next time biko. I managed kids before and they never get into troubles like this. And yes, they re very active kids. Too omo re ko le fun e ni isimi.
ReplyDeletePoster I understand that surfing the net can be addictive but next time do the surfing with your kids in sight.
ReplyDeleteThank God it is not something dangerous
Lol...funny boy. No need cleaning it. Just put him in a dough and bake. That's all. Lol
ReplyDeleteLol. Butter cream. My boys are 10 & 12 yrs but when hubby and I still get worried when they are quiet, at times I think we are overparenting but then one can't be too careful.
ReplyDeleteMadam, I know how hard it is taking care of kids, please be more careful.
ReplyDeleteAs I broke last week my baby oil finished so I went to buy Johnson oil N2300, I opened it and kept it on the table. The following day,my 2 years old boy opened the oil and poured the whole content on the floor while I was busy cooking. How he managed to open it I don't know because you have to press the cover down to open it. The boy chop beating sha, cos na almost my last card I use buy that oil
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahab, you funny ooo
Deleteyes oooo, with kids silence is poison not golden!
ReplyDeletehahahaha! kids! hmmm! God bless them for me ooooo~! they make the house warm. All I see is a cute lad having fun! kids must be kids!
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