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Tuesday, April 19, 2016

OAP Toolz Gives Relationship Advice!

I dont know what this is about but this advice might not work for some.....but if something like this has worked for you before,do let us know!




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  1. Everybody and their grandmama is giving relationship advice now. Hiss

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    1. I tire oh. So this kpom sef don become relationship expert now.

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    2. Really Toolz? And what does the man contribute to the relationship?

      Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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    3. I totally concur with her ooo
      Guys always talk with their goons soo its always cool to have support on all sides.
      You cant say u love me and not love my family and friends atleast u have to respect them irrespective.
      Told my ex we needed a break, she said ok...next thing omo just came to my house with food and movies, hian...i was like we agreed on break she said yes. Didnt even know when i ate and got naked sef. Na so break finish

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    4. She was being sarcastic.

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    5. Na wa for ds bvs oo, cant u pple see that she's just been sacarstic???

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    6. She will need this advice later in life......so she should keep it to herself.

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    7. Thanks Nicole...

      Thought I was the only one who saw the sarcasm.

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    8. LMAO! @kpom. The thing with people like toolz is that she is too fat to even comprehend anything. Let her go and deal with her complex insecurities first.
      Hang out with his friends, kwaaakwaaa kawaaaaAa, you think the friends are not aware of the babes? You think they are not in it together? Go and hang out with them make them fuck you first, instead of saying that your clitoris has been scratching you.
      Fuck off joor, you think it is by mouth.
      Toolz that her fiancee posted a photo and was asking if he was looking ok, a girl complimented hi (which was what he wanted) and the fat toad just jumped in to tell the girl off "thank you, yes we know he is fine". She is lucky that I am not on instagram.
      First of all, he didn't tag you or sought your opinion, he threw it to the public, does he expect men to compliment him? Hell NO! A woman did and you jumped out of your pond to shut her up! Foolish woman, go and cut of his penis nauuuuu. When you will be busy tying yourself up like firewood all in the name of shape. Common shut up!

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    9. 11:24you are wicked. Jeez

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    10. Seriously 11.24 you cracked me up with your comment, *"toad* *pond* *like firewood*...

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    11. You people obviously live sad and bitter lives! Quick to dole out insults on people whose lives are worth blogging about. That's sarcasm up there my darling internet intellectuals! Google the meaning as you people seem to lack understanding of sarcasm. So stupidly dumb the comments I see here at times. These people are humans with feelings. Some of you can't stand within 100m of their space not to talk of make these your mumu comments to their faces. Let's behave please!

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  2. Strong woman or a desperate woman / stalker???? I don't agree with her advice

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    1. Wait! SO NO ONE ON THIS BLOG IS SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE SARCASM? LOL...Wow! Even you Stella? What a big shame. I'm actually embarrassed on your behalf. Loool....

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    2. By the way, sarcasm means 'to make remarks that clearly mean the OPPOSITE of what u intend to say (irony) in order to mock a situation'.

      She even indicated that it's advise from her alter-ego. Meaning it's not to be taken seriously.

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    3. Taking a break means the guy is looking for a way out same way a woman will say she needs a break.

      Her advice is alright but a little extreme. 6 weeks into the relationship is being desperate but 6 years into the relationship is being strong and not taking chances.

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    4. Madam Inspirations that was a joke

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  3. You may aswell clean up his community and serve his ancestors kolanut...mtcheew such tripe!!!

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  4. Men and women wahala. Been a bit sad since yesterday when I read that Ankita Lokhande and Sushant Rajput (Archana and Manav) have broken up in real life. I've been rooting for them, but then, I'm not a fan of a long time relationship. Courting for more than six years? What the heck.

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    1. Feel sad for yourself Yomi,leave them alone.

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  5. It might actually work the way she said it bt not everyone will tk it lightly.
    Wen a man needs a break, better to give him more than a break.... yeah, give him a breakup!
    So somebody will nw stay n be waiting for somebody that is busy hookingup with other babes n may likely not come bck to you. Inukwa! Wen he needs a break, mk it easier n break it up.
    If any relationship is undergoing any issues its better to work it out, not asking for a break. During dt break period thats where u find so much temptations, the lady may hookup with an ex or a crush jst to hv somebody n the guy may gt someone else preggy!
    Lol, my alter ego giving relationship advise... hmm

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  6. Well she said its her alter ego giving the advice

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  7. Typical yoruba girl advice kikikikikikik I will pass on this after doing all those what time will i have time for myself

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  8. Year sometimes guys get distracted and may become unsure in a relationship

    But doing the above , may not make him stay
    Besides it may scream ' desperation' to some men.

    If you don't feel you need me, that I have to start kissing the feet of your family ,to make you realize my worth
    Then you ain't worth it.

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    1. Sometimes you write in a manner which is less of your acclaimed personality. Please pay more attention to your entire lexicals, majoring on the little signs.

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  9. Desperado advice!! These are the people making Lagos boys feel Like you owe them shit!

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  10. Lowest of the low, rather mix sand n rice and pick than to do this.

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  11. Lol! Follow her advice at ur own risk! God save u if it's a guy dat wanna shine n clean mouth.

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  12. Naaaa... dat's being too forward abeg

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  13. Truth is Nigerian men want u to be desperate for them.
    Dey are so use to our 'its a man's world' culture.
    I know men who wld make statements like dis 'u act like u ain't committed, u don't bother me abt marriage' blah blah blah.😏

    I don't even like to meet any1s parent unless am sure he is d one(it always feel awkward n eventually am forced to).... I try as much as possible to avoid any female homo sapien relatives not to talk of pleasing anyone.
    My motto is ... am interested in ur son not the whole family😀(but eventually I know I av to come to terms with dis)

    I guess Tolu is more "yaraba"😛 than I am. BTW am becoming a gwegwe oo, which day I go overcome my fear of commitment to a naija man, with all these una chronicles ehn.😖

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    1. Not true. Nigerian men take u serious when u pretend that u don't care abt them.

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  14. Bcos she got a ring yesterday, she is now a relationship expert. No sane girl should try this desperado moves. U gonna get a restraining order.

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  15. OAP Toolz should loose some weight first before advising anybody.

    Telling others what they should do is always easier than doing what we should do ourselves.

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  16. ...dating for 6 weeks and she wants whoever to go and discuss aso ebi with prospective MIL, make lunch for the prospective FIL, call his boys for a hang out, Loool. Naaahhhh mate!!
    To each his own, maybe it worked for her but another guy may see this as being too clingy, desperate and maybe even a tad bit psychotic, lol.

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    1. I think she is just being sarcastic

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    2. I think she was being sarcastic! That is the only thing that makes sense because how does someone you've been dating for just six weeks say he needs a break and you turn around and start oppressing his family and friends with food and gist? Are you a stalker?? Have you no self worth?? Shouldn't he be the one rolling over for you at that six week stage?

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  17. Lol... hilarious. Guys,she's just being sarcastic.

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  18. That's a very wrong advice ..men like to chase ..ladies don't give up the cookie

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  19. So she knew all these ‘wonderful tricks’ and it took her years to land a man?

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  20. No be only talk ase obi colours. Abegee!! If that's what u did, it won't work for others. Face front mbok

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  21. Lol! Desperado alert! No body should try dis

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  22. That's how my boyfriend of one year dey talk break up cos I did something silly although I too dey vex lol, I just looked at him and for my mind I talk say I shall not be zoned after every every, lai lai, so one silly girl from no where will come and enjoy all the goodies after being with him when he wasn't working? Hell No! I upped my game sef and he know say this one get strong head

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  23. The only thing I can see is dat bent television.

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  24. Hmmmmm!!!
    Later-ego or Later-ego????
    Yeye dey smell

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  25. Wash...that's like forcing him to settle down with you na. At the end of it all you will regret it. This I know cos I just ended my engagement with my fiance. What works for you might not work for others.

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  26. Hmm.....I don't understand.😔. Dude says he wants a break and I start running around in circles like a dog trying to catch his tail? Am confused. This advise is probably useful if the guy in question is your husband or maybe you're a psycho stalker 😈😈😈

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  27. Silly as she sounded...but she's right. I give it to the yorubas, they know how to befriend a man, befriend his family and his friends...and the next thing the guy knows, He is hooked to her.
    Love is a game of chess, it depends on how the lady plays her game

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  28. That is how Toks gave relationship advise and lost out. You too tools dont go and mind your business

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  29. RIPP.
    May God give Chika ike the fortitude to bear the loss.

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  30. yinmu,a guy that still wanna cheat will cheat.

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  31. What a stupid advice from toolz

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  32. Nonsense advise, if a guy wants a break give him a break, na by force? I don't know how it works these days sha cos e don tey wey I leave market. But in those days I was the one asking for a break, but I ended up marrying the same guy. In all relationships, women should have the upper hand jor.

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  33. What a joke! No woman can be that desperate!! Besides you can only try this when you are 100% sure you are not the side chick.

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  34. Na so... Everyone na relationship adviser. Social media don hear am; I must air my opinion by force.

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  35. Na so... Everyone na relationship adviser. Social media don hear am; I must air my opinion by force.

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  36. Nicole, thank you for stating what it seems a lot here don't figure.

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  37. God forbid I become an househelp simply because I want to marry.
    Is he the only man left on earth or what?
    You want a break? You get a break up. Shikena.

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  38. You might as well wear a t-shirt with an inscription "MY NAME IS DESPERADO AND I'M DANGEROUSLY DESPERATE". Make lunch for my father and show up at my job? Do I hear Stalker? Let's get it straight, lil Bisi can't convince me to marry you if I don't but in good fate, buy her all the ice cream you want (just don't give her diabetes or send her into sugar shock)

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  39. I want to believe she was just being sarcastic.

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  40. Choii...sdk bvs, una slow shaa..she's being sarcastic..just read all d nonsense comments..smh

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  41. Na Wa!All these insults because people can not read? chai! please guys go over that last line that reads "later ego"....she actually meant alter-ego...it was a typo....make una dey allow school go through una...

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  42. Una no know book for this blog sha.....Simple sarcasm and you're spewing hatred. I'm not even sure Stella gets the sarcasm... Smh

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  43. But she is only being sarcastic. I am sure some happenings around her provoked the sarcasm; maybe a friend complained to her that the friend's boyfriend of 6 weeks needs a break, the friend probably seeking advise. Just as a lot of people here are taking the advise serious,the friend will now take the advise without realising the undertone. I am sure Toolz added yinmu! after the advise.

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  44. Na Wa!All these insults because people can not read? chai! please guys go over that last line that reads "later ego"....she actually meant alter-ego...it was a typo....make una dey allow school go through una...

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  45. Sarcasm at its finest,ride on toolz alter ego,hehehe!

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  46. Toolz is posting this from experience, when she sent the photo of her and Tunde to BellaNaija, she met Tunde's other girlfriend at that event and yet another Morenike babe at the after party. Every time Tunde cheated (s) she turns the other cheek and visits with mommy Demuren. Tunde was never going to be anything else but her husband so please take this advice seriously it worked for her

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