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ReplyDeleteImmediately the exam question paper was given to me I farted loud like wtf and ikenna just said babe take it easy na exam. Thank God he forgot to gist the boys after that *wonderful paper.
DeleteWas driving home frm church last month wen I suddenly began to feel somehow in my Tommy.tot I could manage to get home b4 going to poo so as i increased my speed.my mum n kids were in d car wt me n they asked y I WS driving so fast,I told dem I was feeling funny in my Tommy but as I was driving,boom d worst happened!my car stopped at d middle of a major Rd.God wat do I do?I came down,removed my high shoes n tried to check meanwhile,d belle don turn me taya.I no even fit stand again. A guy came n tried to help but I just could nt bear it he asked me to go n turn on d ignition while he tries to fix but d shiit wan throw way for pant I wen into d car but I no fit den I brought out my head n said OGA de go tnk u I hv called my hubby he's on his way.for whr ?which hubby I call? na just to discharge d guy.mum n kids already came down,bt wre surprised I sent d guy who wanted to help away I had to tell them I wan shit for body .so I went to d bck seat,I forced m daughter to stay wt me while I brought out a nylon bag n began to shiit.meanwhile ,it was in a major Rd n my car glass isn'ttinted. D tin de smell but I force my girl to stay na so one woman opposite just de look de wonder watin I de do as I bend down inside and we both de sweat as I rolled up infact na so d tin just de do proooooooo proooooooo as if I take purge as I do finish,chaii see big relief, I didn't even knw d nylon had wholess in it as I wan package d tin,pruuuuuu na so d tin begin drop chaii I had to look for baco bag infact dat day ennnn,my mum just stood afar wt my baby while my girl wás there laughing and making jest of her own mum.tnk God I had tissue quickly cleaned up washed my hands,left my car there n took a cab home meanwhile,I carry d shit follow body na so d cab driver just de do hmmm hmmm,me just pretend code my self while my daughter de laff. Couldn't throw it right there bcx it was too open n dat woman opposite was too curious. Chaii wen I remember ehhhh,
DeleteHad to go anno on this bcx its too embarrassing to share wt my id
On the guy who sent in pictures of his *proposal*, it's the dumped girlfriend that sent it for people to blast the guy
Delete@anon 15:18 kikikikiki
DeleteAnon 15:18 laugh wan kill me loool
DeleteHahahahahahahaha at anony 15:18...
DeleteLwkmd!...
I can relate to your story...I have done something like that before but not in the car though!...
Chai!...shit sabi humble someone..
LMAO...
I fell flat on my bum, wearing immaculate white long pants... in Ogbete main market,Enugu. Don't ask if it rained prior to that moment
DeletePlenty shitty embarrassing moment. I no fit type jor
DeleteLol @ 15:18, things like this don't like to understand at all. Hehehe
Delete15:18 u have finished me ooooo! C as my sad mood just waka. Hahahhahahaha
DeleteTHIS IS VERY EMBARRASING.
DeleteAs sent to my inbox
"I Think it's time we stop over focussing on this PDP/APC, PMB and the rest issues and start looking where our problem is. I believe our problem is in the institutions of this country. I don't want to mention that of police now its for another day. It was on the 14th day of March that I drove into one of the police station to obtain the new tinted glass permit, in the process, it was discovered that the plate number of my car is being used by another car. My first question is "How is it possible?" Because I obtained this number from FRSC with all documents intact. I never know the car is going to stay for 12 days in the station.
A file was quickly open and the car became an exhibit. Thank God the car was registered by a very high ranking officer of the FRSC whom was brought to the station. As the investigation was going on, it was discovered that some people were producing these fake and duplicate number plates and giving out to innocent and unsuspicious Nigerian ripping them off their hard earned money.
My question is, should we now go and buy this numbers at a shop in Alaba or at idumota instead of the federal government approved agencies? In the course of my research, I stumbled upon the number plate verification system online. I started verifying cars of friends, church members and even cars that I see on the road. A shocking revelation was made that OUT OF EVERY 10 CARS you see on the road with LAGOS and ABUJA number plates, that at least 4 is FAKE.
You can check your own now.
(1) Go to www.nvisng.org/numberplateverification.aspx
(2) Enter your number in the space provided. Eg "ABC863AP
(3) Click on verify button. Then an information will be displayed below the button. Because FRSC did not want the general public to see the full details of the registration, you will only see the name of your car and the date of registration.
Here are some samples:
1. This number plate has been produced by FRSC and assigned to Toyota highlander on 20/01/2015. If your car is Toyota highlander, then you are lucky its done. But if your car is for instance Toyota Camry and your verification shows the above message, then you are in as me. Solution is to go and re-register your car afresh.
2. This number plate has been produced by FRSC and assigned to Matrix however the vehicle is yet to be registered..... If your car is Matrix, then just go back to the person that registered your car and tell him/her to complete your registration.
3. This plate number has been produced by FRSC but yet to be assign to any vehicle. It means that they just gave you a number plate that is not even registered in their system. Solution is to go to them to register your car and upload your information.
4. An invalid/wrong number plate. Do I need to explain this, NO.
Verify your car first and sort yourself out with the FRSC before you even proceed to police for tinted permit cos if police are the one to find out, then you know what follows. Many innocent Nigerian are suffering now because of impunity in our institutions
Note: this verification is only applicable to the number plates with this formats ABC123AB not AB123 ABC.
Let us spread this news until everyone is aware of this evil FRSC is perpetrating. You are free to share.
Wen shit hole u for belly u go beg 3yrs old person for help
DeleteI fell down with my high hills shoe at oshodi,i felt so embarrassed that day.
ReplyDeleteWhen u wear 'hills' how u no go fall for oshodi? Lmao
DeleteC'est normale. Lol
DeleteHeel darling.
DeleteHeel babe not hills
DeleteLol
DeleteIlliteracy taking over Nigerians.
Delete*Heel*thanks for the correction.
DeleteLemme read comments.
ReplyDeleteWen my menses started, ws in a secondary boarding sch cudnt afford pad had to use tissue. Was busy discusing wt one guy i had a crush on while standing nd my tissue fell
DeleteLuckily for me i wore a long dress.. I jux stepped on it 2 cover it.. After few min d guy left me.. Ws so happy i was saved.. I just jejely use style to carry my tin chuk insyd bag. Lil did i kno Satan Wanted2 work overtime on my case dat day
Was abt going to my hostel wen d guy came2me again and was like'what do ladies carry insyd dia bag sef lemme c'.. C bawo?.. I refused.. 4 whr.. This dude started dragging my bag oo
He eventually got hold of it and ran away with it.
He den went to one corner 2 open it n discover the content.
Ooh i just died, woke up n died again.. End of crush
Hahahahaha at closure...
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DeleteWho needs AY show wen there r bunch of comedianies here! HahhHhahahahah @ dies again
DeleteHehehehehehhehehehh
DeleteHehehehehehhehehehh
Kikikikikiki
Kikikikikiki
I can't remember any right now and the day I farted in class while coughing was an embarrassing day for me which I have shared here before.
ReplyDeleteOya let the dodo fryers come and tell us.
Embarrassing moments... thinking*
DeleteBt I dnt easily feel embarrassed
Grabs popcorn and kunu....waiting to read comments
ReplyDelete703 comment 2016
Hehehehhehehehe
ReplyDeleteWaiting for hilarious comments.....
I have not had any!
Vivian you don't have any?
DeleteRemember when your friend caught you fucking her bf nd lying nd saying bad abt her to her bf,or can you remember when u were caught red-handed stealing ?
Vivian you don't have any?
DeleteRemember when your friend caught you fucking her bf nd lying nd saying bad abt her to her bf,or can you remember when u were caught red-handed stealing ?
Hehehehhenehehehehe
DeleteAnon stop making up stories. Too many Ancona making up stories here about other people msteww
DeleteHahaha neighbor people ti de o. Vivi dahlim, you be tiff too???
DeletePortable Viv will soon give you HBP!...
DeleteForge another story cos this one is over used!...
Portable,biko stop replying these anonymous nonentities...you are one of their best blog celeb!...
Trinity....keep quiet, you don't know Vivian, so don't just stand up nd say that I am making stories abt Vivian. She is a big thief, she say them jazz her to dey steal dt was d stupid excuse she gave.
DeleteTrinity....keep quiet, you don't know Vivian, so don't just stand up nd say that I am making stories abt Vivian. She is a big thief, she say them jazz her to dey steal dt was d stupid excuse she gave.
DeleteJust recently o, as I stepped out of the staff bus unknown to me that my Bra Strap has Loosened and was dangling outside on by skirt. I didn't notice until I got home
ReplyDeleteLast Thursday I wore a jean to work as I stood to attend to a client I didn't know the zip was down n my panties visible. It was the client that said sister are u aware your zip is down? I just ticketing all my pride that money n excused my self.
Pocketed n excused
DeleteI know who you are. LOL
DeleteIf I want to go by the subtle shades you'v thrown at me on this blog, I should be 'butchering' you by now.
Lol Sunshine baby! Nice try
DeleteKeep trying lol
Sunshine you think you know who she is
DeleteI cant see Trinity typed in my previous comment.
DeleteShould I be worried?
Hmm so sunshine you're the one that wrote about portable Viv? You said your previous comment?
DeleteTrinity,she means the comment where she wrote that she knows ideato/ilaje,so she's wondering how it's affecting you.Din't get me wrong,I'm on no one's side.Just explaining...carry on y'all.
DeleteAre you sick or something?
DeleteI meant I was refering to Ideato bride with the reply and I did not expect you to interfere.
Please do not associate me with crass fuckery. Thank you.
My most embarrassing moment is d day is I gbensh my gf for about one hour without releasing.
ReplyDeleteI had earlier done it with a new gf 5 times before she came.
Lying bitch.
DeleteMoney Maker,Mr Gbensher.lol
DeleteLmao
DeleteJames that's your punishment 4. Cheating.
E no lie ooo, ma bf dey gbensh for 1hrs+ with huge dick. I nor gree go second roundooo.
DeleteAIDS is Real...
DeleteMine happened this January. The person I was calling boo was engaged and I didn't know. Meanwhile we went went somewhere and he I got introduced to everyone that already knew the truth. See me shining teeth with them. I found out about the engagement in our way back, I snipped and found out. I have not gotten over the embarrassment. I just can't imagine what the people I got introduced to will be thinking of me. I dread meeting them anywhere and funny enough, they are celebrities. I will so set that guy up, he bought market that he can't pay for
ReplyDeleteThat ya boo deserve bee sting on his ballz.
DeleteYour English no embarrass u?
DeleteY evils nwamaka?
DeleteAnonymous please set the dude up.....they will be calling you our wife sef.
Buhahahahaha Nwa Amaka tor wicked.
DeleteMine was last Sunday when I took a cab home from a club not knowing that I had no dime in my pause. We were already half way the journey when it hit me. Had to turn back to use the ATM and the ATM wasn't dispensing. I had to plead with the cab guy to come the next day and pick up his cash xos it was already late in the eve to call up any friend. I was really embarrassed.
ReplyDeletei'm surprised it dsnt involve sex
DeletePurse
Delete@ideato f*** off my comments. Sex is one of the spices of life. I enjoy it and I'm proud to say that anywhere. I also collect money. U can call it whatever u like but that's the way I pay my bills pending when I get a job.
DeleteI also have embarrassing xxx gists.
My friend and I went to meet her male friend. When we got there, her friend kept cutting eye for me so I sharply gave him my no. He called me and I went to meet him only for me to meet my girlfriend there as well. Lool. U needed to see how I froze waiting for the ground to open. She started shouting unprintable rant against me. I just did a u-turn and left the scene. The guy na big boy sha. Was worth the shame. I still gbenshed the guy later and made some cool $$$
Anon me too am surprised. I was waiting for her to say she gave free pussy to the taxi man in exchange for tfare. Something good can actually come out of galilee!
DeleteWill read comments today. Bitchplis, ba wo ni?
ReplyDeleteLol I remember the first one , I laughed so much I almost passed out.......
ReplyDeleteYayyy, I'm gone laugh so hard today. Brb
ReplyDeleteCan't recall any so will just read comment.happy sunday guys #feelingsoblessed#
ReplyDeleteLol. I went to eat isiewu with some guy I've been doing shakara for, I didn't know my village people had already planned my date for me. After all the formings, I settled Into my pot proper; as a correct foodie.
ReplyDeleteWhile I was struggling with the meat, pepperish sauce flew into both eyes. 😥
Hahahaha, see tears. I had to use my hanky to keep wiping my eyes, by this time, my face was a mess
Foundation one side, kajal and lipstick one side.😀😀😀😂
And that caused your partial blindness?
DeleteHheheheeee, with running nose.
DeleteHahaha
DeleteLol..
DeleteHahahahaha.
DeleteHahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahaha...choi! I cant stop laughing!
DeleteLol...your own bad my sister....
DeleteHaha.I can imagine,you forgot to mention,the sweat that was coming out nonstop and maybe the once white and clean hanky is now brown black and red.This has happened to me before so I know the feeling. Lol
Deletethe correct word is 'peppery'.
DeleteKikikikikikiki
DeleteBuahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
DeleteQuicksilver oooooh u have killed me
I can so relate
Hahahaha. Sorry.
Delete@ Unshamed thanks so much for correcting Quicksilver, I thought Quicksilver doesn't make mistake
DeleteKikikikiki it Mrs Ibu
ReplyDeleteCan't wait...hahahaha
ReplyDeleteCan't remember any.
ReplyDeleteWent out after a downpour, as I wan jump puddle, I slipped n landed inside, omo, I look back, d street was empty, I got up n took off back home,luckily I hadn't gotten far from d house.
ReplyDeleteHahaha...God save u
Delete*Have not gotten far* thank me later
DeleteHohohohoho, I can relate, me I slipped on red mud n fell face flat inside it.
Delete😅😅😆😆
DeleteAnon 15:17, repeat her sentence and infuse your so-called correction.. does it make any sense to you? If it does, please go back to junior secondary school. Thank you.
DeleteHahahahahaha
DeleteUnashamed Me, thank you jare.
DeleteMake I read comments because if I start I will not finish narrating mine.
ReplyDeleteAfter chasing this sexy babe for months, finally she begin de dance to my rhythm, time for action na, oboy, my guy still de sleep, i try try try..... Even watch small porn sef, yet no show, i no believe my eyes, the guy enter coma for good 3days, the babe no gree pick my call again. That was really embarassing.
ReplyDeleteI really feel for guys with erectile dysfunction.
So is it still sleeping?
DeleteWide awake & never even blinking....
DeleteWasn't she beautiful? Or ya real gf is prayer warrior.
DeleteHahahahahah
DeleteKpele ooo
You were overexcited lol. Keep trying your day would eventually come.
DeleteLol @ enter coma for 3 days. Your main babe head strong gan! Hehehe.
DeleteSooo funny..
DeleteLmao
Oh boi!! No smallthing ooo.I can relate to this. Symtyms I dey tink say my fiancee don hold the remote control. She switches it on and off at her disposal.
DeleteLol, will read comments today.
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ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahahaha @ d guy enter coma 4 3days.
ReplyDeleteI was on my period and decided to take my bath in my dad's bathroom, I normally do wash my panties in d bathroom when am about to bath so I was with d panties and d blood stained tissue, I got a call from mum asking me to leave home immediately so I just rushed took my bath nd left d house leaving d blood stained tissue and my panties on the floor (totally forgot) I remembered after getting to where I was going nd dad has already gotten home den, I faint come bak
ReplyDeleteLol.
DeleteHahahah u shdnt b .Dadies r adorable. Mine tot me how to use ' Lady sept ' I didn't know what was wrong with me, na who I run to? Daddy.... Na so he say go baf, meet me in d room, thank God I had a neat pant somewhere and d old man helped out and asked i told , wen she returns... Honestly when I c Men raping there daughter's, I just fall in love with my father Over and Over again... Na wa o! God I thank u for a beautiful God fearing Dad
DeleteI always enjoy "Most Embarrassing moment" Posts here.
ReplyDeleteSo I willi be jumping upandan the comment section.
We know Iphie, don't tell us enter in anonymous mode as usual and be abusing people. You sly like that you know?
DeleteWhat is she saying again? Ano22:47 you sabi her final.Be forming cooperative fighter. Solidarity foreeeeeever. Oya e ji jo
DeleteDis fateful evening i got a lift from a handsome dude. We got talking and he pleaded to make quick to stop at d laundry.only for him to stay longer dan planned.Omo I switched to relax mode and started releasing farts with d air conditioning fully on and fm playing.Alas! I saw d dude rushing down while giving out my third.twas too late I almost fainted.i was confused as to wat to do to savage d situation.i helplessly watched as he opened and enter the car. All I cld do was pretend to be on a fake call.
ReplyDeleteKikikiki
DeleteHahahhahahahaha.funniest
DeleteLWKMD.This is surely the funniest so far.
DeleteChai!I can imagine the shame.I would have run out of the car.
Buhahahaha oh jezz. Kpele
DeleteEheheh u should have opened the door to allow breeze enter na. The guy would have thought it was ur mouth smelling o, since u begin do fake phone convo.. Torrr..
DeleteOK bye
The day I wore 2diff slippers rushing to grind pepper was embarrassing . I carry my shakara body pass some security guys and they were calling me to notify... but i ignored them. I pretended I didn't heard them. I was like why this abokis go dey call sister na "mtcheeeew" I reach where I wan grind pepper eh eh everybody just dey look, but still I haven't noticed.
ReplyDeleteLo and behold my people na so I carry this different slippers to and fro infact I got home before I realized what I wore.... chai! shame catch me that day no be small
I no fit write again jare..still gat another one
I hardly fart but when am nervous, anxious or tensed up, my anus has a way of helping me defuse the tension. Hence When am nervous or anxious, I usually shut my ass tightly so that the mess will not sound out loud cos I know it will definitely come. Usually, my silent fart does not smell but once in a while, the smell fit kill.
ReplyDeleteIt so happened that I was once invited for an interview with a big firm. The panel comprised of two white men and a woman. Halfway through as I was answering a question, my ass let out this long but tight fart! One of the men who was making a comment on what I was saying looked up sharply. Worse thing is that, I don't know the concoction I ate the nigh before, the smell of the fart was something else. They all turned red! And started drinking water as if it was fresh air. I was begging the ground to swallow me.
Second embarrassment, I was giving a presentation at an academic conference in the uk and Nna men, In the middle of explaining my research, one mighty loud fart made its way out of my ass. I carried on as if nothing happened. Immediately after my presentation, I left the venue and avoided my colleagues that I went to the conference with for over 3 weeks.
Third embarrassment: I was having a meeting with my supervisor, a white woman when a silent fart escaped me again. This time, it didn't make a noise but the smell was chocking. My supervisor (poor woman) tried to ignore the smell but it was increasing by the minute. She suddenly said it appears a toilet or pipe is broken somewhere. I was nodding like an agama lizard with embarrassment. I don't know if she believed her explanation for the smell or she wanted to defuse the tension of the moment. Since then, I appease my fore fathers before I meet with her. I also spray my ass with perfume as back up plan.
Mathil
Mathil
DeleteFind your way to MFM your village people are pursuing you
lol
Mathil
DeleteFind your way to MFM your village people are pursuing you
lol
Lol... Na u b farthia oo
DeletePlease,go to your village and appease the god of ogili isi.
DeleteIs your name 'fartima'?
DeleteHohohohohohoho!! Mathill has finished me today!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
DeleteHohohohohoho
DeleteHehehehehehehe
This is so funny! What do you eat?
Lol...Mathil the *messer*
Deletemy kids are asking why i am laughing and crying at the same time.
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DeleteIs your name messer or fartier
DeleteThihihihihi, Kikikikiki
DeleteBwahahahaha Chineke mi eee. Irene B.you really got it. She needs to appease the gods of ogili isi. Mathil the Farthia!
I can soo relate with this, lol. My first time to d UK,omo babe don pose tell some friends n foes wey think say e no go fit happen say I dey travel out(in hindsight it's actually no biggie to the glory of God) . Na so I reach border security,oyibo man with strong deadpan face begin interrogate d heck out of me, I look left look right, tho trying to form casual but as I see some guys wey dem wan deport siddon for bench for one corner na so my belle sumersault o. I release one silent but powerful mess due to tension. I'm like heey!na so people for area go laff me if dem throw me back? Even me wey get d mess sef wan cover nose.Meanwhile oyibo nose don dey twitch o but he continued d questioning sha. I eventually got passed but I know say oyibo go get tinz to gist him colleagues when dem dey coffee break
DeleteAunty fatyyyyy,ah ah!! You can fart for Africa!!!!!! 3 times fart Olympics medalist.
DeleteCan't remember any now. Will read comments
ReplyDeleteMine was recent, I wore a fine short gown, I was busy making yanga, twisting and whining my waist what I did'nt know was that it was torn @ d back, I wanted to die.
ReplyDeleteD'Royalty says:
ReplyDeleteI don't have any
Will read comments and laugh
Portable Viv you don't have any okwaya?
ReplyDeleteWhat about the last Christmas post where you forgot to go anon and begged for 8k to go see your sick dad in the village? Everyone came for you that day remember? Wasn't that embarrassing enough? You later said you actually wanted to type 18k. Hahhahahahahahha
So you married a broke ass 'houseband' who couldn't give you money to go see your dad, you also claim you work and you can't save 8k in a whole year to go see your dad in December, all you know how to do is to come here and insult people. This December you will come back and beg from the people you insulted. Ewu Cameroun.
BV Galore too will switch back to 'galore' when December reach....
Eehhh. Galore ke. Doubt she will go anonymous. Laye!
DeleteMine was one day I decided to inspect my pussy. I carried a big mirror and opened my legs wide thinking I was alone in the house only for my bro to walk in just like that. Choi!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha...
DeleteLMAO.
DeleteThis post is filled with mess stories, is that really how people fart, na wa...
ReplyDeleteDats how I walked into Kilimanjaro on easterday with my zip down,worst is I hate wearing pants expecially wen I am on tight denim.tohtoh on displaythat day,didn't even notice till the keke guy said I should zip up.
ReplyDeleteSTELLA, I HAD TO WRITE THIS. I WENT WITH MY LITTLE NEPHEW WHO WAS ABOUT 3 YEARS OLD THEN WITH MY FRIEND TO SEE HER BOYFRIEND WHO IS ALSO WELL KNOWN TO ME.
ReplyDeleteWE GOT THERE AND THE GUY ENTERTAINED US AND WE ALL SAT DOWN TO GIST AND WATCH MOVIES. UNKNOWN TO US AS WE WERE ALL ENGROSSED IN THE MOVIE, MY LITTLE NEPHEW ALREADY GOT HOLD OF MY FRIEND'S BAG AND WAS PLAYING WITH IT, HE BROUGHT OUT A BLACK NYLON BAG FROM THE BAG AND WAS TUGGING AT THE NYLON WHEN MY FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND SAW HIM AND TOOK THE NYLON FROM MY NEPHEW IN THE HOPE OF PUTTING IT BACK IN THE BAG, LO AND BEHOLD HE SAW HIS PICTURE PEEPING AT HIM FROM INSIDE THE BLACK NYLON AND OUT OF CURIOSITY HE OPENED IT, YOU CAN IMAGINE THE EMBARRASSMENT WHEN HIS PICTURE FELL OUT ALONGSIDE SEVERAL JAZZ(DIABOLICAL LOOKING STUFFS LIKE SMALL HORN, AND COWRIES TIED ON RED AND BLACK THREADS). THE GAU FLIPPED AND THREW US OUT OF HIS HOUSE, THOUGH HE LATER CALLED ME TO APOLOGISE WHEN I MAINTAINED MY INNOCENCE, NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT WAS THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GUY !!!
Choi!!! Nawa for some girls sha.Go diabolical cuz of a man?
DeleteWow..
DeleteChaiiiii God used the little angel to save the guy
DeleteMine was when my colleagues came visiting because they didn't see me in the exams hall,when I saw them I was so embarrassed before they could even ask why am not writing exams I was already crying was so embarrassed that I started with them but it seems my family is too poor that I couldn't afford the fees to finish with them all the dys of my life am struggling and praying but still singing to God I can't even face them cos am still embarrassed when ever I see them or even chat wid them.
ReplyDeleteNa so @juliet, I can relate. Had a similar experience. I enter okada dey go work one Monday morning (no fuel for moto so I no drive) with my black pant suit. I deck reach teeth for Monday meeting . I enter bike. As Okada enta gallop I no know say my trouser don tear for d centre parting (bumbum side). Pant don dey show and na full white pant not my usual g-string thank God wey help me. As I drop, bus stop dey busy and people plenty. some okada men dey laff dey point me, I was totally oblivious of what had happened to my pants. I just dey hurry. Una sabi as Monday rush dey be na. As I was about to cross d road to get into my office, na so one beta God sent woman just corner me, come tell me say my shokoto don tear ooo. Chai. See shame!Thank God say I neva enter office yet but some of our office security don see my yansh. I just branch tailor place, sharp sharp! Na so I take do free porn show for Lagos ooo
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha.Pele o.Been there.
DeleteWhen I was in primary sch class 4 den, it was break time & we were skipping when my friends, class mates & others were laughing & i didn't kn why bt kept jumping fast & fast smiling dat was leading not knowing dat my pants was on d floor,it was a blue pant meant 4 my big bro.I didn't see mine so i put it on bt was 2 big i had 2 tight it one one side.since i was jumping 2 fast & 4got dat was why it loosed & fell off.when d laugh was 2 much & saw dem pointing der hands on d floor,i had 2 stop & all i saw was my pant looking dirty cos of d stepping i did on it.o boy shame wan kill me die i ran 2 d class & dey followed laughing & i was crying.my teacher asked & when he was told drove dem & locked d door bt d windows were still open dey stood by it & kept laughing dat day was d most & still is d embarrassing day of my life.I didn't pick it o it was my little bro dat picked it & gave me when we closed so i no wear pant go house dat day.trust me 4 a while i no talk 4 sch bt kids now play must happen no matter wot abi.
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahahha...oh lawd!!! This killed me.
DeleteThis was last week here;I work in a very big consulting firm it happens that 80%of the office were on client site. Na so your girl relax Dey release hot mess na so my fine colleague waka come from no where,o Lord I almost died of shame.
ReplyDeleteChiiisoooosssss........ Laff aff keee me.....
ReplyDeleteThis happened while in Uni, that fine saturday morning, my friend slept over at mine, we had some sausage and eggs( now to get sausage in the village our campus was back then ,you go waka probably to the neighbouring town!) na so we boil yam o diced the sausage in the eggs ( as he no go reach otherwise) then made thick cold milo. We were ready for food, we just took like two forks when we saw two guys coming na so we push yam under bed o. They cAme ij commented on how the whole house was smelling like good food we just smile keep mute, na so dem siddon begin gist choi! I was just thinking about the food going cold. One of the guys was a coursemate while the other was one " tush" boy asking me out then he was on another campus and i dey form big girl die. Eventually they left na so we bring out yam n eggs o, alas!! The boy forgot his headphones and they came to my window we no even notice as we were busy eating eventually they were like "" ahhan na so life be?" I just wanted the floor to open and swallow me. My coursemate teased us till we left that school hiss and everytime i saw the then toaster shame go just catch me
ReplyDeleteSo these happened few years ago.
ReplyDelete1.That was my first time being on a plane and i am such a picky eater. The food dt was served was nt something i was able to eat so i decided to request for bread. The problem is i have "r" factor so i told the hostess( she was a young white lady)i wanted bread but it sounded like i said "bwead".. I kept on requesting for "bwead" but she didnt understand o and i was so hungry ehn. So as she was abt to walk away, i was so frustrated that i shouted, " i want some "buredi" "buredi"(in yoruba accent). Everybody was staring at me.. My sister burst into laughter but she later helped me explain to her what i wanted ..I felt so embarrassed that day ehn
2. After the bread incident, while i was stil in the plane, i wanted to use the bathroom but the door wasnt something i was familiar with so i searched for any button that would open the door but nothing worked and i was about to pee on myself. I just started banging the door and was shouting "who is there?" while shaking. People were staring at me but i didnt care until someone assisted me to open the door. After i was done,I felt so embarrassed walking back to my seat
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DeleteMine was years ago! My mum bought me new undies and I was sent to the market around my area to get some food stuffs, on my way to the mrkt, I met some guys shouting yeeee koste lowo( meaning am wearing push up bra) omo if u see hw embarrased I was that day. I vowed never to wear it again.
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ReplyDeleteshit can mess up someone's mind
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ReplyDeleteMine happened 2 weeks ago. It was a Monday morning and I was dressed to kill. I work on the island so I got the BRT from home. I usually do my business in the morning to avoid embarrasment but this day it was something else. First of all it was raining (not good) so this caused a bit of traffic next thing my belly started moving yikes! soon my whole bum was full! it was like i was gonna die I started sweating, fidgeting, holding my breath. I didn't even know when I turned to the woman beside me and started crying she then asked if I was pressed and I said yes. she then said don't worry when we get to CMS there's a toilet there. I couldn't wait I just kept looking out of the window on the bridge and wondering whether jumping down from it would be such a bad thing and would I really even die? I just wanted to jump into the bushes below and do my business. LOOOL next thing we got to leventis and I jumped down in the rain, I didn't even open my umbrella cos I was looking for a toilet. Some girl saw me and asked to share my umbrella with me, I said yes and when I got to the toilet i told her she could take the umbrella, she looked at me like "really?" I didn't even reply, I just ran into the toilet. The lady there asked me what I wanted to do and I said "poo" she said 50 naira. I smiled so hard and gave her the money. I had never been so happy to spend 50 naira in my life. It was when I was done with my business that sanity slowly returned and I had to walk to my office, soaking wet and wondering why I gave a complete stranger my umbrella...