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Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Long Distance Relationship Brouhaha ....

The Joke you are about to read sure looks like something worthy to laugh about but after laughing please read it again and forget the joke underneath it.....

 This focuses on the problems long distance relationships go through!







Please take a sit on our famous couch if you have nothing productive to add to this topic...If you do step into the comment section.....



 It talks about committing to a long distance relationship but making use of what is near you to satisfy the human 'Hunger'
Are you in a long distance Marriage or Relationship?How do you cope/Manage?

 Do you cook small indomie and eat first or you wait to cook rice?

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150 comments:

  1. Amanda favour12 April 2016 at 13:31

    I'm not
    Lemme wait for comments

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    1. Tuscany - LUXURY BESPOKE SHOEMAKER @onimisibespoke12 April 2016 at 14:30

      Been there before and nope i dont want any long distance anything again.
      Its harder to be faithful and issues are harder to settle cos sm things just have to be face to face. I can only do long distance again on just one condtion, cos i did it before and it ended badly and cant even seem to be in any serious relationship since then.

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    2. Unknown12 April 2016 at 15:04

      Okay naaa

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    3. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 15:21

      long distance relationship....sore wound,i gave it my all for 4yrs till he found someone else...i confronted him,made trouble and he chose her over me after 8yrs of relationship but i just have my peace maybe cos there were lot of issues bothering me already!i know love will find me in this town!cant be traveling for hrs to see bullshit

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    4. crownwonder12 April 2016 at 15:54

      I have been waiting for the rice and the truth is....its not easy.

      Might walkaway soon

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    5. Unknown12 April 2016 at 17:07

      @ crown wonder don't walk away ooo
      End time walking away no gud oo
      Long Distance relationship works out in most cases I have seen.

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    6. Ede12 April 2016 at 18:52

      It worked very well for me. I am a living testimony. I waited for rice to be cooked. I no gree use any yeye indomie spoil my mouth. Married for six yrs now

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    7. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 20:21

      Long distance relationship is not easy, I 've been there before. The frustration sometime is out of the world, especially when your bf is jealous like mine. To settle any misunderstanding is not easy, but if you have a faithful partner, you have nothing to worry about. My then bf now hubby is an introvert, and me on the other side is an extrovert. I was not worried about him not bn faithful, because I knew he was into his academics and work. Although, he said there was a time(when he was about to come home and marry) there was a lady he liked and almost put him into trouble(no intimacy), hw said he almost dated the white girl. After the marriage, I was lucky I was given visa (I told him he can't go back if we are not going together, his family though I was crazy, I kept his passport) I'll not advise anyone to do that unless you know what you're getting yourself in (love and trust). It's not easy, a lot of toaster, friends saying you do you know what he's doing over bla bla. I was faithful ( and I believed he was too)and in my own case it worked and we have 4kids together now.

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    8. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 22:56

      So not for me, tried it with one useless guy kunle adeyanju. We met in Nigeria before he travelled to Canada. Spoke with his bro,sis in law, even the mum self. All he did was tricked me n duped me.my dad just fell I'll and I wasn't in the right frame of mind, but the idiot just played with my emotions. Well thank God am now happily married to a wonderful man. As for Adekunle Adeyanju God will definitely judge u, even when I needed money back to bury my dad u ignored. Headless soul

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    9. Alloy Chikezie13 April 2016 at 00:36

      I'm not an advocate of long distance relationship. I've been in several and non worked. But that it didn't work for me, doesn't mean it wouldn't work for others. It has worked for a lot of people, but the chances it will be a success is very slim, so I don't subscribe to it.

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    10. Nmasinachi13 April 2016 at 02:33

      Well, it depends on communication between the parties involved. Been there, done that. It wasn't an issue for me, since I was busy with other stuff, and was totally in love. But once the constant communication ends, that's it. Your thought begins to travel and then you start thinking of cooking "indomie". I'm at the point, where I cannot deal with any long distance nonsense anymore. Wonder how couples do it.

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    11. Anonymous14 April 2016 at 21:48

      Been in such relationship (didn't have any noodles) but left with a broken heart (it's so broken) Jesus fix me please

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  2. James12 April 2016 at 13:32

    Na waah.
    Nigerians are good comedians
    Which one be to cook small indomie and eat first? Lmao

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    1. Miss Ferragamo12 April 2016 at 18:10

      I like it, it works for me but I don't think I can do long distance marriage

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  3. KING Nwa AMAKA12 April 2016 at 13:33

    If its marriage no cooking of small indomie but if we are dating, I will even garnish the idomie with veggies and prawn while waiting for the rice.
    Long distance relationship worked for me. Even now that I am married, I still prefer to live alone. I just get bored seeing the person everyday. #myopinion.

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    1. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 13:54

      Don't worry, i'll help u keep ur husband company.

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    2. Rosblis Cakes Onitsha: WhatsApp: 07039599308. IG: @Rosbliscakes. For ur bespoke/novelty/wedding cakes, trainings et al.12 April 2016 at 14:59

      Amaka lol...@garnishing the indomie

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    3. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 15:00

      Long distance you mean Enugu and Awka? But you're not married now, why the lie?

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    4. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 15:30

      @anon 15:00 lol
      You are wicked
      Nwaamaka must be laughing atm

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    5. KING Nwa AMAKA12 April 2016 at 17:05

      Sometimes when I read comments from anons on my case I can't help but laugh. Thanks for helping me get wrinkles off my face. Who marriage don epp.

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  4. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 13:36

    I am in a long distance relationship and we cope just fine! I've got so many things to keep my mind moving than having the thoughts of relationship n sex. An idle or indisciplined minds are those that cheat.

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    1. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:54

      For your mind!

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    2. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)12 April 2016 at 13:54

      And you think he is not cheating?,,,
      Oriegeu!...

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    3. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 13:59

      After finding he's cheating who that one help???? Is there any soul without sin?

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    4. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)12 April 2016 at 14:01

      @ideato,that's ur own policy jare..no mind dem

      @queen and boss,u are the oriegeu#arindin#u wey dey fuck any man u like and pretending to ur man that he is d only one in ur life#u are an indomie chopper*Amupagi*

      Mc pinky

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    5. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank12 April 2016 at 14:46

      Am in a long distant rlshp, happy and satisfied. Am not cheating and dnt care if he does, provided he respects and care for me, I need not complaim abeeeg i prefer to wait for my jellof rice.

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    6. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 15:25

      One word for all of you ranting uppandan- Dildos!

      Lemme add the rest : Lube, vibrators and orishirishi porn,
      You'll be amazed you can wait for Jellof for years and still put up the independent woman facade.
      I dunno why but any woman whose hubby isn't in naija strikes me as a ho. I know it's an unfair assumption, etc but I'm sure I'm not the only one with this line of thought.

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  5. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 13:37

    Id rather wait for my rice and be satisfied than indomie that wouldn't last longer that an hour

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    1. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 13:54

      U neva chop padded indomie be dat. Wake up girl!

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    2. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:55

      Kisses to you.

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    3. Nmasinachi13 April 2016 at 04:06

      which one is padded indomie again? Lol

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  6. Cynthia Iyede12 April 2016 at 13:37

    Will read comments jare.

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  7. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:38

    Will read comments cuz I have some1 in it

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  8. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:39

    Hahahahaha...to avoid eating indomie for the main time, I tend to avoid long distance relationship.

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    1. Sweetheart12 April 2016 at 17:08

      Been doing it 4 5years, can only speak for myself tho in terms of d indomie chopping...lol

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  9. Spanishlantern12 April 2016 at 13:40

    Chei...The second comment got me real good. Pls adults are allowed to do whatever they want with their lives, after all its not like you can swear the other person is honest.😤😤😤

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 14:05

      Must your partner prove his honesty before u can be faithful ? You are faithful not because of him but because there is dignity in not sharing your cookie

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    2. young FOREVER12 April 2016 at 14:44

      Gbam!@ur reply IIB

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    3. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank12 April 2016 at 14:46

      So sweet of you@ ideato

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    4. Unknown12 April 2016 at 15:24

      U just hit the nail on the head

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  10. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)12 April 2016 at 13:41

    So funny,I saw this on a frnd's dp on bbm today.so funny@OlORI.

    Back 2d issue....

    LDR is good and nothing is wrong about it,but it only works better if there is trust and readiness to over-look minor issues.

    Also,I see no reason why u have rice somewia else and tend to eat indomie just for the moment that the rice is not available#

    All the indomie choppers should continue to chop indomie,am sure one day,indomie will choke u up.

    Mc pinky

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  11. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:41

    Lol!

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  12. Roseberry12 April 2016 at 13:41

    Lolzzz.... Can't stop laughing

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  13. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:42

    Personally, whatever will make me make small indomie, then I'm so not eating rice again... it's either it's indomie or rice!


    But then again, some people started this relationship before parting ways and it's always difficult to let go.... I prefer being in the same state with my man, it's either you are with me or you are not...I can't do the long distance thing when it comes to dating...it just won't work..not when I have options here and there and people giving me attention..the 'love' will fade in no time and instead of cooking indomie while waiting for your rice, will just let the rice go... #my2cents.

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 14:06

      What happens if your potential hubby is to work in the rig in Brazil for 4months without u coming over?

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  14. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:42

    I cook plenty indomie to eat o...body no be wood! I sure say himself dey chop! It's a long distance relationship,and he's talking marriage

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    1. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)12 April 2016 at 13:53

      Correct!...

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    2. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 14:07

      Your toto no get mileage dear

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    3. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 15:06

      Whore, and you plan to marry him??? And when you guys marry, you'll suddenly become saints abi? SMH, no wonder chronicles will keep pouring into Stella's mail.

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    4. zamfy12 April 2016 at 21:39

      Jay don't mind this judgemental people! That does not mean one would not make a good spouse. Sin is sin abeg, be it me chopping indomie(16 months no be beans) or you lying and having hateful thoughts.

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  15. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:44

    Before I got married I always knew I couldn't do the long distance thingy!whenever I got a suitor nd entailed having a long distance relationship dat one na error,i knew what I wanted nd knew what I couldn't do,i didn't need dat drama biko,body no be firewood u might be the faithful type buh trust me conji no get family,so my advice is anyone going into this must have been prepared for its ups nd downs so commit to what u signed for,suppose the indomie bellyfull u nko Wetin go come do the rice!well its my 250per liter fuel opinion!

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  16. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 13:45

    Distance is never a barrier for two hearts that truly care for each other...in my opinion

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 14:07

      Kisses

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    2. xxxTrinityxxx12 April 2016 at 14:10

      Very true. Dsnt mean the man won't be cheating though

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    3. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:28

      Before I joined my husband in Europe I was eating different types of indomie with the money he sent for my upkeeps then. I missed naija

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    4. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank12 April 2016 at 14:48

      So true

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  17. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:45

    For food nothing bad with eating 2 slices of bread first with jam ,you know what I mean?i used to advocate staying faithful but these days, this world has gone bunkers!

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  18. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:46

    Stella pls post comments na, I'm very free today biko. Can't I rely on ur blog for laughter again?

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  19. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)12 April 2016 at 13:46

    How can you be in a long distance relationship without eating side food?..
    Hian!...
    Body no be wood nau and I'm sure the other partner is eating and enjoying his quietly!,..

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    1. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)12 April 2016 at 13:56

      U be confirm shediot.infidelity starts from wat u ave just said...se ur toto dey always scratch u ni...

      Anyway,my brother Epon has dignity oo.so not ready to penetrate anyhow latrin


      Mc pinky

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    2. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 14:08

      Whose business? What if he isn't as well?

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  20. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings12 April 2016 at 13:48

    Hahahahahhaa....long distant relationship like everyother thing in life takes discipline and a conscious effort to make it work.

    765 comment 2016

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  21. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:49

    Long distance relationship? I won't wish it on anyone.

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    1. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:42

      But it is good when u are collecting money.

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    2. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:44

      But it is good when u are collecting money.

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  22. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 13:49

    I have been in a long distance relationship and didn't cheat because I was love-struck. Until I was not so in love anymore and I cheated even when he was near.
    So I feel you cheat because you are not into someone for real.

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  23. Unknown12 April 2016 at 13:51

    Before I do wait to cook rice but it neva favours me because sometimes that rice that you've been waiting for waisting all of ur time on might finally be served to you but the rice is just there to tease you the stew not to stay parmanently in ur syetem so I think tasting idomie before ur rice arrives is better because it might be what you actually needed

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  24. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 13:51

    The second guy is an example of a very myopic mind. Indomie and rice are they not the same starch? Indomie is easier to cook and can be cooked in more ways than rice so why not take the Indomie? Mtcheew

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 14:10

      How many hours does it take indomie to digest n rice?

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    2. Nmasinachi13 April 2016 at 05:02

      LMAO. I am confused sha. Are we talking about the same thing? You people can confuse me sometimes. LMAO

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  25. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 13:52

    for me o, i wait to cook the rice

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  26. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 13:52

    Let's be realistic...humans are the only animals that engage in this nonsense & somehow expect it to work. Will dog in Lagos be waiting for dog is Abuja to gbensh or wag tails together? This shit don't make no fucking sense

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 14:10

      Chei sorry

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    2. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 16:26

      Your brain is not the brain of an animal na. You are a more complex mammal. The comparism doesn't make sense.

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    3. Chief whip!!12 April 2016 at 16:45

      Sorry o Anumanu.
      Na animal brain you kuku get so no need to stress.

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    4. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 17:35

      Oke afa na-egbu nwa nkita! Keep on answering Chief while chewing gum boys are whipping your pussy any how. Later you claim man...nkakwu

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  27. Uriel (Freshdew)12 April 2016 at 13:52

    Came to read comments

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    1. Uriel (Freshdew)12 April 2016 at 14:58

      Long distance relationship is not for the faint hearted. A sweet bowl of hot rice is worth waiting for.

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  28. ES OH JAY12 April 2016 at 13:53

    Am in a long distance relationship and I have been since October last year. She's in Enugu while am in Jos. I wouldn’t say it has been easy but it seriously need a lot of commitment and communication with trust, without these 3 things I don't think long distance relationship can work. FYI I have not eaten any "indomie" in between

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    1. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:07

      @shola, ur d real MVP... dose 3 tins r wut LDR is all bout. I neva believed me of all ppl can cope wt LDR till I ws trapped. Dias notin lyk lovin sumone n being loved in return. We talk 4 more dan 5tyms in a day(coupled wt pinging n all dat). D tot of evri oda indomie disgust me. U knw ur helplessly n crazily in love when u cant even cheat on ur partner.shout out to u my all in one. I love u 4eva *kisses*

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    2. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 14:12

      And please don't mind world people. The indomie is only appetizing and never satisfies as rice

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    3. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 15:16

      @ideato,e don do.Stop consoling ursef ooh.

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    4. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 15:28

      But when you're veeeeeeery hungry. Eat smaaaaaal indomie take hold belle. Eheheheh

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    5. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 17:38

      Ideato...your longer throat for prick no get part two...have mercy on your pussy's elasticity & mileage

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  29. Blackberry12 April 2016 at 13:56

    I'll use d indomie hold belly first abeg! Afterall d other party might be doing dsame. 1-1.

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    1. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:12

      This is why you are single ewu

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    2. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 15:11

      Future wives!!! Anyway, it's your kind of man that will marry you and treat you like a dog that you are.

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    3. Blackberry12 April 2016 at 15:26

      Hahahahahahaha! Come n marry me naa, nkita!

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    4. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 15:51

      Oloriburuku bastard, anony, u that is married, did anyone send u to leave ur husband n live elsewhere? Stay there be forming LDR. Ode niyen.

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  30. Quiksilver12 April 2016 at 13:56

    Even if it's a short distance relationship, i'll eat keep cartons of indomie by the side; not to mention long distance.

    I want to have indomies in all the 36 states of Nigeria, then I'll proceed to other countries.

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    1. Chief whip!!12 April 2016 at 16:49

      Keep pretending to be who you are not.
      Everyone has been hailing your witty comments of late so you feel the need to keep up with the Jones.

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    2. Quiksilver12 April 2016 at 17:49

      Hello retard, use that whip and whip your sense back into that dead brain of yours.

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    3. Nmasinachi13 April 2016 at 05:05

      LMAO. @cartons

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  31. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 13:57

    for me o, i wait to cook the rice

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  32. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 13:57

    Your prayer should be that you're not the indomie that is being eaten. Men with their analogies! Comparing a fellow human being to food!
    Women were born the same way as men, trained the same way and educated the same way as men yet we're being compared with food!

    I'm no feminist but I will raise my sons not to think this shallow! #mytwocents

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  33. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 13:58

    i go wait to cook my rice na that one go sweet pass

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  34. Pearl12 April 2016 at 13:59

    Long distance or no long distance, who wan cheat go cheat

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  35. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:01

    LDR is a no no for me. It require a lot of love trust and commitment on both partners. In school, a friend of mine in LDR cheated on her fiance to the extend of doing abortions and the poor guy was calling on phone everyday and professing love.

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  36. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:01

    ve been in a long distance relationship for 6 years plus now. and ve never taught of eating indomie lol.. i feel when u truly love someone distance shouldnt be a barrier. it worked for me,finally getting married this year to God be the glory!

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 14:38

      Finally!

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    2. LOLO IDEATO 12 April 2016 at 14:38

      I can't deal dear! 6 years hmmmm

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    3. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:53

      We have been in a ldr for 8yrs, vnt cheated though he has sometime but I forgave him and we r gud, be getting married soon.

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  37. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:01

    Am absolutely in for long distance. 'LOVE' and am so very much happy about it .....

    Need no fucking quick indomie at all ****as SEX no be food abeg make dem comot hia!!

    #AMVERYHAPPYWITHMYWIFE# Regardless of whatever distance NEED NO SMELLY FISH PUSSY....

    SO not intrested in any other babe...more to life than sex TnK U.

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    1. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:56

      God bless you sir. Good to hear there are still responsible men.

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  38. Shantelle loves Tuscany12 April 2016 at 14:04

    Truth is whoever wants to cheat will cheat. Same base or not.
    So forget this Indomie/Rice talk.

    SHantelle

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  39. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:07

    Hiann !!!! winch kind yeye indomie??sex na food? A no be dog abeg i fuck a person at a go even if we dey for 100yrs, As far as am happy na just that 1 pesin oo..
    cant imagine pulling trouser with just anyhow babe !!!! tufiaaaaaaaaaaaa
    (a lo vit)abeg..#ATTRACTEDTOMYWIFEALONE# No qiuck indomie na just 2 to 5mins madness.

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    1. chi13 April 2016 at 13:00

      Jeez.. 2 mins to 5 mins? Is it dat bad? Well.. I ate indomie oo and it was damn good, not 5 mins at all.. hehehehe so I stuck with d indomie. Best decision I made

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  40. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog12 April 2016 at 14:09

    Right from day one i hate long distance relationship. Not my thing jare.

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    1. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 15:13

      Nne you didn't even have the opportunity cos your old man grabbed you in year 2.

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    2. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog12 April 2016 at 17:10

      Yesooo and that's the best thing that has happened to me. No time to check time. True love is the bomb. And old /matured men is the bomb. So go and grab urs before menopause comes knocking at ur door.

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    3. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 17:24

      Kikiki

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    4. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 19:10

      If you're this happy, why we're you asking of ways to deal with him ystday? Or do you really think we buy into that your 3 agbero brothers talk?

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    5. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog12 April 2016 at 21:58

      Hahahaha lolz. Go back and read my advice to the poster. I am a happy woman blessed with the most wonderful, caring, romantic, six-pack and well to do man on earth. I thought u know me naa. U shld be able to also figure out other things by ur self naa. Hahahahaha

      My cool brothers got my back so no man born of a woman can fuck with me. My skin is so frosh abd precious to me.


      So Go do ur research nne di mma in hubbys voice


      Sibging Gwegs am feeling my self, am feeling my self.

      Aunty gwegegwe am feeling my self am feeling my self.


      Hahahaha

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    6. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 22:25

      Anon 19.10 leave sexiest mother alone. She is not the one in the chronicle of that yesterday. I know her wella even reach her fathers compound in obeledu. She is a happy woman although somehow rude lol but always willing to assist people. She was once on my bbm but i dnt know what happened.

      Sexiest mother what happened to ur bbm?

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  41. Shantelle loves Tuscany12 April 2016 at 14:20

    How about married men that wake up to their wife every morng and still go back home to her every night. Still they cheat like its 'epe'. Same with married women that cheats, no be same house? Its not about distance biko. Yimu unto this topic.

    But Indomie garnished with corn beef,carrot,egg& sliced cucumber,can sweet sha. Then when washed down with chilled bottle of coke? Oh my Gawwwwd! I just had an orgasm.

    SHantelle

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  42. Tetrina12 April 2016 at 14:26

    The whole indomine analogy killed me...hahahahah

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  43. Tetrina12 April 2016 at 14:27

    *indomie*

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  44. Yori Yori Princess12 April 2016 at 14:30

    I dont advise anyhow to get long distance relationship. Not worth it at all.

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  45. Yori Yori Princess12 April 2016 at 14:36

    I dont advise anyhow to get long distance relationship. Not worth it at all.

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  46. SuperMom12 April 2016 at 14:40

    very funny

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  47. One trillion12 April 2016 at 14:41

    End time couch

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  48. SHAKITI BABY12 April 2016 at 14:44

    Hmmmmmm,this is deep but i hope you will undersrand if you catch the lady cooking indomie by the side too.

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  49. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 14:45

    The guy correct

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  50. Eastner12 April 2016 at 14:50

    It's not easy being in a long distance marriage.
    It takes a lot of trust,love and self-control.

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  51. excited courtesy12 April 2016 at 14:57

    I can't be in any distance relationship again cos the last time I tried it, I got hurt. Is not easy at all, trying to cook rice and never tried to cook indomie while the rice is on fire. Am sure the guy cabash enough indomie while I was here cooking and waiting for the rice to be ready.

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  52. Rosblis Cakes Onitsha: WhatsApp: 07039599308. IG: @Rosbliscakes. For ur bespoke/novelty/wedding cakes, trainings et al.12 April 2016 at 15:07

    I either eat rice or stick to Indomie, been faithful is not a favor you are doing your partner,its a favor to yourself. By the way, can't be dating someone far away from me. Unless we r already married.

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  53. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 15:09

    Stella abeg do single & Mingle.

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  54. Anonymous12 April 2016 at 15:30

    i have been in LDR for almost for four years now, I dey chop Indomies regularly with enough garnished spices. why wait for the rice when you might end up not having the rice at all. #personalexperience" my Ex-gf just got married last weekend to someone else.

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  55. Dazzlnbeau12 April 2016 at 15:38

    I waited for my rice for a year nd he came back nd it backfired, wished I had garnished my Indomie nd eaten 20 cartons before d fool got bck

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  56. Unknown12 April 2016 at 16:30

    As for me I like LDR because it gives u time and space and most of all it makes the love stronger.

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  57. Teacher12 April 2016 at 16:45

    We are not dogs
    Indomie no be adult food (it's manage manage and not the real thing)
    Stop chasing shadows and face the real thing

    SMH @the utter lack of discipline and commitment in the world today

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  58. Teacher12 April 2016 at 16:45

    We are not dogs
    Indomie no be adult food (it's manage manage and not the real thing)
    Stop chasing shadows and face the real thing

    SMH @the utter lack of discipline and commitment in the world today

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  59. Miss Ess12 April 2016 at 16:46

    Who waiting of rice EPP. I waited and waited. I saw all forms of noodles to eat but I rejected. When the rice was finally ready it didn't even eat my stew, he went to his village and used ofe akwu instead. God deh.

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    1. Unknown12 April 2016 at 20:23

      Nne take heart. The person that will appreciate your stew is coming.

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    2. chi13 April 2016 at 13:06

      Hahahahahah @ofe akwu. Ofe akwu is nice na

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  60. Viv12 April 2016 at 16:51

    Abegi, I knw one the hubby dey outside, hmm na so she d gbeshi upanda. The sister inlaw slf knws. For my front we visit her Bobo self. Hian.

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  61. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 12 April 2016 at 18:48

    Chai I miss the drama in this blog.

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  62. Starjoy12 April 2016 at 18:50

    I have been in long relationship for the past 5 years now and is working for me for good, don't need any indomie, my rice is always hot and ready for me.

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  63. Ribenna baby12 April 2016 at 20:13

    Been there, done that, never again! D guy kept hooking up with his ex who was in d same country as him. I was in Naija forming faithful gf. All d lies, d deceit n hurts I felt. LDR is really not for d faint hearted

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  64. s@min@ir@13 April 2016 at 09:23

    Present twice....
    I missed out well sha as for me it depends on de level of commitment on ldr from de oda end, I trust my instincts and her body language to tell if she's eating indomie over there. Once I decode, lols I will sample some well garnished indomie, no time 4nonsense

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  65. Unknown13 April 2016 at 10:34

    if the indomie is garnished and e make brain, i go chop clean mouth sha

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  66. Kheem13 April 2016 at 23:00

    Long distance relationship is hard o.. I''ve been in a long distance relationship for 6 months now and its so tough but understanding matters a lot and at the end of the day, what will be will be. For all of you saying that you will wait for jollof rice while eating indomie, no judgement but just stick to one. Either you eat your indomie or you wait for jollof because its definitely not fair to the other person.You cant eat your cake and have it.

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