London Tatafo Season 14

Tatafo is saluting y'all..

Who is snitching on all the 'pay masters' in London town, wey be say police don catch all of them finish? Babes are not finding this funny at all. In fact, they are ready to lead a peaceful protest to No10 downing street oh! Wetin sef?

So, today is more of a coded protest by London babes. But one babe got hold of Tatafo and started complaining bitterly. She complained that her ATM paymaster has been behind bars for almost a year now and she can barely survive or pay her rent. As amebo concern, tatafo probed further to know who this generous ATM is. 

Enter into the heart of London, and if your path were to cross with that of this gentleman who is a silent billionaire in pounds sterling, your own don better be dat...   He is a popular guy that is the toast of every Nigerian party in London. 

Tatafo gathered that women o, ladies o, mamas o, grandmas oo, even housewives, always struggle to get his attention because he's a cheerful giver. He gives without measure and cannot say no to anyone. Even to men like him.

Although he's been romantically linked with a lot of single ladies in town, but amebos say that the women who kinda enjoy his lavish spendings are mostly married women who codedly run after him behind their husbands. Tatafo heard that a lot of husbands have disgraced their wives when they found out how they were lusting after him because of his money. Some even do it openly without shame. 

They said that some men became so insecure around him that once he enters a party that they attend with their wives or babes, they simply tap their woman and say.. "it is time to go home.. Oya follow me now now "

Choi... see levels...

This man is considerably young, loved by many, and has many children from different baby mamas. In fact gist has it that he has up to 19 or more children in the UK alone. Although, years ago he was forced to marry a woman who now bore him 5 children including a set of twins. Her name starts with the second letter alphabet, while the man's nickname starts with the 10th alphabet. 

What is now causing this London sisi to complain about financial hardship to Tatafo is because, this man recently got into trouble with the authorities, and it looks like he'll be there for a long time. Meaning, no more free cash for all the lazy hanger ons who depend on him for even their sanitary towel. 

Olofofos also whispered to tatafo that his supposed wife and her 5kids took off from London after he was locked in. She couldn't wait because....?? Ehn ehn, She was  recently sighted in lagos with.....hmmm. Anyway, We hope this woman will stay loyal till the end. 

It was also revealed to tatafo that she enjoyed this man's financial benevolence to the extent that he opened a big grocery store for her in.... ***

Despite the fact that she's a stay at home mom, she was getting well paid, while her husband hustled the street before this happened.tatafo also heard that she was a heavy buyer and wearer of gold jewelry.. courtesy of Mr cheerful giver. 

We hope for her sake that she saved for rainy days.  

The purpose of this is to let Mr Jayeem... Oops.. I mean Jagaban...? err..Jagbajantis..? Fogerit! 

Whatever his name, this is just to let him know that town people are missing him badly. And that they pray for his safe and quick return to the streets to make things jolly jolly for them again. Only a kind person can be missed this much by London waka waka people. 

Parties are no longer fun, no money for champagne, na gum body men remain and ladies are not smiling. 

As stingy as guys can be in this town...... But Mr cheerful beats them hands down. Respect sir. 

Tatafo joins all others to pray for your safe return.. and we shall continue to watch over your family for you till you get back. 

Trust tatafo to give you detailed reports  of everything that happened while you were away sir..  For example, How your so called friends have been going to visit the wife and kids, sake of say dem wan ask how dem dey chop. 

**side eyes**

And we won't forget to inform you that WHILE YOU  WERE AWAY... madame only attended a few parties out of boredom... just a very few...

#WhileYouWereAway......

 will continue later But for now, Tatafo is off to mind her business. 

Catchya ..see ya.. larrer!!

*Tatafo you be tatafo..meanwhile what of the money you dey owe me as per.....