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Sunday, April 17, 2016

London Tatafo Season 14

Tatafo is saluting y'all..





Who is snitching on all the 'pay masters' in London town, wey be say police don catch all of them finish? Babes are not finding this funny at all. In fact, they are ready to lead a peaceful protest to No10 downing street oh! Wetin sef?


So, today is more of a coded protest by London babes. But one babe got hold of Tatafo and started complaining bitterly. She complained that her ATM paymaster has been behind bars for almost a year now and she can barely survive or pay her rent. As amebo concern, tatafo probed further to know who this generous ATM is. 

Enter into the heart of London, and if your path were to cross with that of this gentleman who is a silent billionaire in pounds sterling, your own don better be dat...   He is a popular guy that is the toast of every Nigerian party in London. 

Tatafo gathered that women o, ladies o, mamas o, grandmas oo, even housewives, always struggle to get his attention because he's a cheerful giver. He gives without measure and cannot say no to anyone. Even to men like him.

Although he's been romantically linked with a lot of single ladies in town, but amebos say that the women who kinda enjoy his lavish spendings are mostly married women who codedly run after him behind their husbands. Tatafo heard that a lot of husbands have disgraced their wives when they found out how they were lusting after him because of his money. Some even do it openly without shame. 

They said that some men became so insecure around him that once he enters a party that they attend with their wives or babes, they simply tap their woman and say.. "it is time to go home.. Oya follow me now now "

Choi... see levels...

This man is considerably young, loved by many, and has many children from different baby mamas. In fact gist has it that he has up to 19 or more children in the UK alone. Although, years ago he was forced to marry a woman who now bore him 5 children including a set of twins. Her name starts with the second letter alphabet, while the man's nickname starts with the 10th alphabet. 

What is now causing this London sisi to complain about financial hardship to Tatafo is because, this man recently got into trouble with the authorities, and it looks like he'll be there for a long time. Meaning, no more free cash for all the lazy hanger ons who depend on him for even their sanitary towel. 

Olofofos also whispered to tatafo that his supposed wife and her 5kids took off from London after he was locked in. She couldn't wait because....?? Ehn ehn, She was  recently sighted in lagos with.....hmmm. Anyway, We hope this woman will stay loyal till the end. 

It was also revealed to tatafo that she enjoyed this man's financial benevolence to the extent that he opened a big grocery store for her in.... ***

Despite the fact that she's a stay at home mom, she was getting well paid, while her husband hustled the street before this happened.tatafo also heard that she was a heavy buyer and wearer of gold jewelry.. courtesy of Mr cheerful giver. 

We hope for her sake that she saved for rainy days.  

The purpose of this is to let Mr Jayeem... Oops.. I mean Jagaban...? err..Jagbajantis..? Fogerit! 

Whatever his name, this is just to let him know that town people are missing him badly. And that they pray for his safe and quick return to the streets to make things jolly jolly for them again. Only a kind person can be missed this much by London waka waka people. 

Parties are no longer fun, no money for champagne, na gum body men remain and ladies are not smiling. 

As stingy as guys can be in this town...... But Mr cheerful beats them hands down. Respect sir. 

Tatafo joins all others to pray for your safe return.. and we shall continue to watch over your family for you till you get back. 

Trust tatafo to give you detailed reports  of everything that happened while you were away sir..  For example, How your so called friends have been going to visit the wife and kids, sake of say dem wan ask how dem dey chop. 

**side eyes**

And we won't forget to inform you that WHILE YOU  WERE AWAY... madame only attended a few parties out of boredom... just a very few...

#WhileYouWereAway......


 will continue later But for now, Tatafo is off to mind her business. 


Catchya ..see ya.. larrer!!




*Tatafo you be tatafo..meanwhile what of the money you dey owe me as per.....


80 comments:

  1. Amebo don land




    *Larry was here*

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    1. Stella,I can't comment with my ID....biko am not a robot ooooh








      PORTABLE VIV

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    2. Torrrrr.. na wa o!

      Lol @while u were away.

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  2. Most ladies can't resist a cheerful man and that's why they keep falling for dudes like us
    #emperorlife

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  3. Insiders come and decode o...

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    1. So dis "Tatafo" character is Stella's alter ego right?

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  4. Stella, when was you gonna gives us the fool gist? Cant waiting to hear it.

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    1. Chai, when was u??? Biko how u pass jamb???

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    2. Afi fool gist na. Shio

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    3. Pls enrol in night school. This ya english is giving me headache

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    4. Kikikikikiki, don't worry stella was gonna be bringing d fool gist. Lol, abeg make una dey fear God haba! Dis one is too much

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    5. Gdagaun Mr annon fear God

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    6. Mumu, u tried too hard.

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    7. Kai! I must comment. Sweetheart, watch your grammar before you hurt someone. This is ridiculous

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    8. Huh??? R U for real?!

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    9. Ewo when was u

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    10. Pls no one should insulted me. Am nt a nigeria.. in my country we speaking french.. am try to learn english.. that is y I hardllly post here becos some of u can cussing for africa.

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    11. Rotflmao. I'm sorry anon, I couldn't hold it especially when I saw your second comment explaining the reason for your "gbagaun" and you "gbagauned" again.
      You really wan kill person 4 hia.











      Jesus is Lord.

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    12. Your English got me rolling.obviously from your second yet another gun shot English, you can't be from an English speaking country if not i for ask who give you phone.#Stella take note of the above (sunday laugh next week)

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    13. Buahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
      Choi...u haff murdered English
      please stick to ur official language #french# we go understand

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    14. Anon 13:12 do not be offended by the comments. It's just ignorance on their part. I actually think it is great you are trying to learn a second language. I will correct your first comment for you - "Stella when are you going to give us the full gist. I can't wait to hear it." Hope this helps.

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  5. So who is this London big guy?

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  6. Replies
    1. All the time, its your middle name, portable clueless viv.

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    2. Hahahahahahhaha

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    3. I know you are epileptic, so I 4give u

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  7. So who is the Lover man? Will be back to read comments.

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    1. Sniffs snuff.

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    2. Abeg, cut give me small. Make I join u Chew d kola

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    3. See me counting 10th letter of the alphabet as if I know who it is. lol

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    4. No be only u brethren, lol. I mumuiishly bin dey count 10th alphabet as I can even by small chance knw who dem dey talk abt. Mscheww

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  9. Always looking forward to tatafos gist.... Baby u too much, I love ur gist jaweeee

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  10. Stella as a Londoner some of these stories seem far fetched. You know that people.who earn little here in EU get benefits and housing benefit. How is it that these women get desperate to prostitute when married. Someone feeds you exaggeration. How is this Mr Rich guy making excessive amount of money to dish out. Does he sell drugs. Where is he hiding a black man with Nigerian links not to have been stripped of his stay if he has been doing this long. You say the wife has gone back to Nigeria....Who is paying council tax for her house or rent or mortgage on the house. l beg these are lies. They are probably on benefits. One good reason to have five children to increase child benefit and tax credit they get from government and they live in a dirty place like Plaistow or Nigerian Ghetos in Grays where the whole street smells of cow hooves and goat meat. Lies lies and more lies to make people think they have party lifestyle. They all working in the underground or as security guards renting old houses. l am out.

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    1. You just exposed your foolishness..journey just come. Bimpe

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    2. Jonny or Johnny as you prefer Not journey lol

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    3. You my friend just goofed. I mean, u goofed. So you don't know that people who live this kind of lavish lifestyle exist? Wao.. you need to broaden your horizon if at all you live in the UK or anywhere for that matter. Yes there are money bags as explained here. Forget about how they came about their monies.. could be legal or illegal. I know what I'm saying o. Serious spenders sef

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  11. Madam Stella,no IHG yesterday? Patiently waiting for today's.
    Btw Insiders come and decode o

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  12. Madam Stella,no IHG yesterday? Patiently waiting for today's.
    Btw Insiders come and decode o

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  13. End time rumour!

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  14. Jayjay oko Bolanle tete re tije!

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    1. Dis blog ppl una be winch!!!
      I knew someone go decode ni
      Jay Jay d baba gbogbo awon babes
      Stells ur tatafo is on point!!
      D man can gv like kilode!!
      Com see hw dem dey follow am
      Upandan. Owo gidi, olowo kini
      Bolanle be tif ke! She trapped him
      Wiv belle cos of money.iyalaya runz geh! Ole olojukokoro! Jazz geh! She haf gbensh Raymond oko Lola n d oders!Dem go Help collabo her toto well b4 he return niyen

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  15. Why would a woman be in London and be waiting for a man to feed her? In London?

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  16. Buyaka!!finally dis gist reach ere!!
    D woman iz bolanle!! Lazy somebori jes feeding on owo gbana dey born like chicken!! I think dey said d man is gonna be in for 5yrs. Bolanle ran cos of no papers na. Leme not open her nyansh ere before awon aye go land. Buh bolanle u no try ke!! U pick race soon as dem catch ur hubby. Y na

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    1. I knew it had to be that thing. Hmmmm

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    2. This Sisi Eko sha? U too love amebo gist!

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  17. Jokes ����������

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  18. Tatafooooo. This your gist is about Bola Aliya Gold right? She's good in running Grocery Stores so where in Lagos is the recent one, abi my decoder antenna don break? I can't reconcile facts here. Who goes to visit Madam in Oga's absence, drop sone codes na. Lunch hour tomorrow go be amebo hour then.

    Only line I see there * it is time to go home,oya follow me now now* hahaha. Not only in London o, Awon jealous Okos in 9ja sabi do am too.
    You have come again abi? If they catch you, hmmm.

    Bia Stella Kork this money that Tafia Tatafo has been owing you e don tey na biko write it off jare, abi you wan drive her with the debt? Who go come dey give us gist? Consider o.

    Happy Sunday y'all.
    My eyes are busy over here

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    1. Chaiii Xhlrted P u no dey fall hand
      Also on point with gist

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    2. Tafao owing big Stella! But to run gist you no go owe. Berra pay big Stella oh! Lol.

      Besides no money is free so father Christmas is in jail. Those lychee should go for deliverance. Lazy women

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    3. Be like say u no decode this one o. Scroll up and read. Lol

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  19. Guess is u so wanna feature in Saturday laughs. Mtweeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww.

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  20. That's how the whites and Americans say it ooo****** when was u......you said you was coming.i always get mad with it,to them they feel they're Wright but na gbagaun for my ears abeg.

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  21. XP you got the decoding wrong this time,it's not Aliyah Gold.....I got this feeling like I know you,and I think you are a proper runz gal since that day you said here yourself that you are like a sister to one ******* hmmmmnn.trust you to come back here and finger yourself under my comment bwuahhhhaaa.

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  22. Tatafo me I no sabi this Jayjay for this our London oo,never heard of him self,and am the heart of this UK,I party like no tomorrow in this town and I got a very interesting social life in town,got large circle of friends.i never hear of this your guy oo,well maybe its bcos am not in the circle of runz babes sha.****BTW when you people talk about people attending parties all the abusing them like wón shè aiye,wetin be una business abi them borrow cloth wear go party for una hand,you people don't know that this London can be boring if you don't have a social life,it's just work*home*shopping*work*home*shopping like a repeat circle.head fit blow naa,that how some people get depressed.

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    1. Den u never jam awon spenders if u dunno JJ. He's not lousy buh ppl dey gather for him head like bees. Very loaded guy tho. I know som1 dat dated him yrs ago! More common among d yoruba ppl. One of his baby mama is igbo sef.

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  23. This anon with continuous gbagaun English is Bench from naijagist.you can fit give person headache reading your comments, but quite interesting though.dont run away ooo,pls stay so you can kill some people who are dictionaries of gbagaun here.

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  24. Tatafo my foot rubbish

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  25. jj of life cheerful giver wonderful person I'm so sad he's behind bars ... i was on his pay roll then .. shopping , pocket money ahhhhh if u don't know jj then u haven't been to london he's not lousy so u can never know, most times he gives his friends money to go and spray the olorins he's that coded , i pray he is released soon

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