In House News - Thursday

Greetings!
Hey whats up Harold-Sho!*wink*...mail me,call me.....whatever!..Just crazy today...
Hey who wants to be my blog BFF? and who is that person claiming to be my sister and commenting with my name?use yours abeg..lol

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WORD FOR TODAY

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PRIVATE HOME TUTOR IN ABUJA

Good day Stella! Please help me to post this in IHN. Do you need a home tutor for your kids? Then search no more as there is a tutor with competency, experience, reliability, commitment and Good attestation of character in Abuja. Email at Cndabula@yahoo.com or call me on 07030888714. A trial will convince you!

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WAR ROOM INVITATION

I will like to invite 3 wonderful women from the sdk family, who are going through challenges in their marriage to join me in seeing the movie WAR ROOM this Saturday the 9th of April  ( at Ikeja in Lagos). Any one interested should send me an email (znwachi@gmail.com) and like i said have only got room for 3, so i will be selecting three people only. This will definitely be fun. 

Many thanks sdk and God bless you for this.

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MALE STYLIST NEEDED URGENTLY

I ugently need a male stylist that is current with the latest fixing of hair styles and can lock dread fix lashes and nail location is Kuje Abuja, accommodation can be provided if the person is serious and is ready to leave his present location.  I can be reach on 08096867091. 

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BIRTHDAY GIVE AWAY.

Hi Stella. Keep doing the good work. 

My birthday is 9th of April and I'd like to gift a boy and a girl with the age range of 2 to 10 that shares same birth day with me one cloth each. 

I won't  mind patronage from bvn. I make them myself.  God bless you!

These are pictures together. I can be reached on 08172740676. And what's app 08034404561. 

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Social media hypeman and publicist at your service.

Hi Stella and bvns,

Instagram has proven to be the fastest and easiest platform for

transactions, adverts etc. People take you more seriously when you

have much followers. No one will pay for goods to someone with 10

followers, you'd look like a fraud. Lol.

I am a student of unical. I work as a social media hype man, I've

covered a lot of ground in calabar, I publicize events, products,

musicians, services etc to the whole of calabar via social media.

For non-calabar indigenes: I build Instagram accounts for

people/organizations with thousands of active Nigerian followers at a

cheap rate. I don't sell followers, I build accounts with human

followers. And organize online contests.

Check me up on Instagram to confirm @Kingchidera

Contact me on bbm: 5C207938

Email me: chideraphilips@gmail.com

Call:08174070301

Love you stella

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SHOE TO GIVE AWAY

Hello Stella,

This shoe was a gift from my aunt but sadly It's too small for my feet. It's an american 91/2M, quite narrow, about 4' high, never been worn.

Interested peraon must have narrow feet for it to fit and should be ready to pick it up from Ikoyi.

email is missonitemi@yahoo.com

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MAKE-UP ARTIST /GELE NEEDED

Hello darling bvs. Please I need a make-up artist for a wedding in Oyo. Please contact me if you reside in Oyo town.

Also, I am in need of aso Oke, gele only (peach colour with silver design). Kindly holla if you can be of help. I can be reached on yetus2015@gmail.com.

Thank you.

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SHOKI AAAAANH AND PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

here for all your organic cream mixing products,  and organic training 10k please only serious people needed.add me on 26603613 FRANCEs re-add me let's talk that didn't call for.

Airtel 0874521037407619

MTN.   3911280749956106

Etis.  819005544518992

GLo.   129827032997403

Mtn.   1489027592354885

Kisses to all.

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WALL PAPER NEEDED

Please if you sell wallpaper and reside around asaba, onitsha or Enugu please kindly email me asap. Thanks. olycholy@gmail.com

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WHY MEN CHEAT POSTER CLAPS BACK

Thanks for publishing my post and I lapped up all the cussing and bashing like a superstar

All those ladies forming love and maturity on SDK will in their real lives be sticking all manners of nonsense from men. I ask: do men  "cheat" with men? Isn't it other women who go about opening their legs for other women's husbands? Abi na rape dem rape them?

Forget all that "real men", "mature men", sweet love nonsense you read in western novels and magazines. What's the divorce rate in those climes? Don't these divorces stem from "cheating". Those confused lesbian frustrated writers who can't hold men down.

if there's no feminine code that says no woman should f..k taken men, then it will be arrant foolhardy for women to think Telemundo and Zeeworld love are real. Pretenders and self-delusional positions mostly.

And for the doubting "Esthers", I am very married for about 10 years and will never leave my wife for anyone not even Miss Universe. But if any of these haters on SDK cross into my lions den, I will whack them silly.

Ntooo

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MAKEUP DISCOUNT

Don't go to that party without a proper makeover. Take advantage of this opportunity to book for any of our makeup packages

Party guest makeover:(Makeup and gele 2500, without gele 2000)

Bridal makeover (includes makeup for registry, nikkai/church, engagement and makeup for the chief bridesmaid). Price is 20000. 

Bridal makeover (includes makeup for nikkai/church, engagement and makeup for the chief bridesmaid )price is 15000. Interested bvs can reach us on 08082590886. We are based in lagos and also available to travel. 

Thanks

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50% discount on makeup for April brides at April's makeover studio

Hello my fellow bvns! In celebration of my birth month, am giving out 50% discount to all April brides in Lagos who contact me on the day this post goes out on the IHN section. My phone number is 08165535603. Call and make your bookings . Offer lasts till May

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FOR LEASE

I have a 4bedroom + 3toilets bungalow on a full plot of land for lease or outright sale. The bungalow is fenced and has an expanse of land about 55x50).

It can serve as residence, office, school, hospital or pure water factory.

The property is located in iyana ilogbo (about 15minutes drive after sango).

Please call 08038437698.

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Printing.

Get your office, school, letter head, complimentary card, note books, calendar, etc. Printed with us at your budge. We do design logos as well.

Try us today for any of these services. 08080631086.

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Land for you In Central Abuja.

An half plot land is up for sale at Central Abuja. Asking price is N20m. Comes with C of O title. Interested buyers should please contact me 08102789903. 

Glo: 376787589353699

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PHOTO STUDIO IN IBADAN
Please i need an affordable photographer who has a studio in Ibadan for few picture shots for my little girl. Bv's in Ibadan can please also recommend  if they know of any. My email isalexxyben@yahoo.com

Thanks Stells.

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Tricia's fabrics... 

Dealer in all kinds of textile materials such as code laces, flowered combat, Italian linen, senator materials n all other kinds for your aso ebi. Am also a good make up artiste. Can make you up for weddings, birthday party e.t.c . All @affordable prices. Contact 09033806928.

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KIDS' PRAYERS PLUS CUNNY ADVERT

Hi Stella, by now you are used to people hailing you, so I Hail my own too!

I read a BVs funny encounter with her daughter , so I thought I should share mine. 

I have two adorable sons, BVs who have been to my house for OFADA RICE give aways know them. We pray every night, and so we all knelt down to pray last night. I ensure both of them pray then I or their dad crown it.

The younger (3) starts the prayer, and since you will kukuma not hear what that one is saying, I moved to the older (5), and this was his funny prayer:

T boy : In Jesus name,

All : Amen

T boy : in the mighty name of Jesus, father we thank you lord, we thank you for the beach.

All : side eyes...

T boy : Jesus we thank you for the beach. again.

Me : stop there!! Which beach? 

T boy : the beach now?

Me: are you the owner of the beach? Go and carry it now? Did your dad put the beach there? Or you want him to buy it for you? Instead of you to say it's been long you went to the beach, you are there forming beach prayers....*long hisssss* 

Na so all of us burst into laughter o, na there prayer ended before I now crowned it.... *still laughing* 

Truly kids say the darnest things.... I beg all of us to encourage these kids to pray as we lead by example.

Eeeermm, abeg don't forget to order for your MACHINE PICKED OFADA Rice o. The testimonies are the same: it's healthy, it's neat, dirt free, sweet, with 100% stone free guarantee.... don't wait till you get to parties..... we deliver Nationwide....08077778991(watsapp).

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THE MOST HEALTHIEST COOKING SYSTEM.                                              
I am a healthcare consultant, we help people expecially families, to prevent, fight and reverse High Blood Pressure , High Cholesterol and Diabetics. Without using drugs, but using the latest in cooking technology merged with the latest in cooking method, which will turn your food to natural medicine and not poison. It requires a free practical presentation. We also do a health talk for co-operate organizations on stress management and how to fight lifestyle diseases. In the month of April and May 2016, in our hospital at Ikoyi in lagos, we shall be giving out a free consultation and some free medical test only for couples who have been married for 2 to 5 years without a child. For more information please contact VICTOR on 08066161638, or E-mail- vikfum@yahoo.com

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Appreciation to Bv Hakeem

Am short of words even as I type this mail, I want to thank an Angel here in the person of bv Hakeem for sending the sum of #10,000 to me yesterday for work clothes post which I did yesterday IHN. I pray God will enlarge his coast, Stella thanks for creating this platform.

WOW that was fast.thank you Hakeem..kisses to you!

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CLOTHES FOR SALE

Good day Mrs Stella and fellow BV..please patronize me,I have some items for sale ranging from clothes to bags and shoes. contact me on whatsapp 08057206668 or bbm 7F121033 for pictures.thanks and God bless

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Enterpreneur Opportunity For Unilag Girls

Dear Aunty Stella,

Thank you so much for the impact that you have been making on young women like us.

Please any female Unilag student that is interested in selling female foot wears and clothing should please contact me on my whatsapp no - 07011553196, the person would be given the items at a very discounted price and she will only pay after she has sold them , please only honest and trustworthy people should contact me as anyone that wants to pull a smart move should be ready for the holy ghost.

This was how i made money when i was a student and i want a Unilag student because i am based in Lagos.

Thank you and God Bless you.

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IN NEED OF A HOTEL ACCOMMODATION?

Hi BV's, I am a freelance Hotel Marketer and I am in need of your patronage. If you are an individual or company and have need for hotel accommodations on the Lekki-Axis, please contact me and let me take care of your accommodation needs. I will offer you lovely discount prices irrespective of the hotel you choose.

Please patronize a sister, God bless you. 09095327767, 08175290991.

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BEADS MAKER AT YOUR SERVICE

I am a lagos based beads maker. I make various types of beads at affordable prices. I can also deliver anywhere.  interested bvs should please reach me on 08023141216

Thank you and God bless you

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Baking classes + Giveaway / Discount

Do you want to learn how to bake and wow your family and friends or you already have an idea of baking but you'll like to top your knowledge? Then join our 3 Weeks Intensive Online training and learn to make the following for just a token.

Assorted Cakes, Cookies, Breads, Cocktails, Mocktails, Smoothies, Snacks, Ice Cream, Yoghurt, Pizza, Shawarma, Small Chops, Shortbread, Mayonnaise, Yogurt,

Different Cake Sculpturing Techniques (How to sculpture cake into Handbag, Make up kit, Car, Polo/Shirt, Camera, Princess etc), Different Cake Designs (Marble Swirl, Rainbow Cake, Zebra Cake, Checkerboard Cake, Rainbow Surprise Cake etc), Cartoon Character Cake Toppers (Mickey Mouse, Olaf, Sponge Bob, Spider man etc)

Different Icing Techniques (Fondant, Butter cream, Royal Icing etc), Different Butter Cream Piping Techniques, Baking Tips and Many More.

Training Date:- 11th - 29th April 2016

Training Fee:- 2,000 (First 2 to contact me on whatsapp would undergo free training and next 10 would pay 1,500).

Contact No:- 07066834888 (Whatsapp Only)

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SOS PLEA FOR ASSISTANCE 

My name is Joy,am married with three kids but it is best I refer myself as a single mother because I have the most useless husband on this planet.My landlord threw us out of the house but fortunately for me,I got help from a church that allowed us to at least pack our loads and stay in the church but the unfortunate thing is that I lost my job as a result of change in location because the church is located at ikotun,lagos.

I don't have a job now but I have been applying to schools but they promised till next session.My kids are hungry,I can't give them 2square meal,their main meal is garri with kulikuli,God is my witness.I can't enrol them in school,I can't feed them,I shed tears daily as I realize am not doing my responsibility.please bvs,I need bvs around ikotun that can help with a teaching JOB in schools to help me or parents that can allow me tutor their kids as I am good at taking nursery and primary pupils.also,I need FOOD for my kids till I get a job,please am on my knees.contact no 08088114904 attached are images of myself and my children in the church

I may have to remove this photo later today,I asked that she allows me post it so that you can see the seriousness of her condition.please help her with anything that can help her earn a living to feed these kids..I am hungry right now but if i go downstairs to my kitchen there is food...what about those that are hungry and have no food or even have kitchen sef to look for the food.
*sad sigh*

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RE.REJECTED BY BABY DADDY

Helo Stella,i made a mistake with the number i sent before,I had already sent it before I crosschecked and saw I missed a number.

Please for Bvs trying to reach me,I can be reached on this number 09027787788 or my email Prettyasha849@gmail.com.

Thanks and God bless you all.

Link to chronicle is below

http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/04/chronicle-of-blog-visitor-narratives.html?m=1

Some of you contacted me trying to reach her but i posted a number that had a digit missing...please help asha if you can.....and thank you.

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WEDDING VENDORS NEEDED IN ASABA

Please i need the services of the following vendors

1. A caterer that can take care of decoration, cooking/ serve the food and bake d wedding cake.

2. Gergeous affordable wedding gown size 6 to rent. 

3. Good make up Artist

4. Photographer/camera person

5. Mc/DJ

6. Fashion designer to make bridal train cloths. 

Please all should be located in Asaba as the wedding will hold there in July.

Reach me on abybaby4unmi@gmail.com or 08064664135 from 5pm as i can't take calls during working hours.

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FEMALE FATALE

Femme Fatale Et Femme Extraordinaire is the newest millinery in town. We are dedicated to prompt delivery of bespoke pieces.
Our pieces are very stylish, affordable and suitable for different occasions as a gift or for personal use.
This advert isn't only for the ladies, men please get something for the special women in your lives(your mom, sister, wife, daughter, boo).

Our collection includes bridal shower and bridal train pieces.
Contact us on 07055038303
Like our pages
Facebook : Femme Fatale Et Femme Extraordinaire
Instagram : femme.fatale.et.extraordinaire
Thank you .

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LOOKING TO RENT

Dear Stella

Thank you for this platform.

Please I am looking for some equipment to rent for a shoot and I thought to post it here. Please see below:

I am looking to rent one 17 inch client monitor and one 9 inch director's monitor either in Lagos or Ibadan on the 15th. They should be full colour and come with SDI cables. Please call Mary on 08097007494 if you have them.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE / SHOP NEEDED/SHOE GIVEAWAY

Thank u Aunt Stella, got a good accommodation at my choice area‎. God bless u for me, Amen.

Please help me post on IHN, and I promise to contribute my own quarter once I start making sales. 

Hi everyone , Goods don arrive oo, abeg start to dey order, Jane dey for u gidigba. I get designers perfumes, Original Mac products, all from the UK, bags,shoes for every one (3k upward),cloth of all kinda event, party wears follow, I get school bags for kids,sport wears for Male/Female as in original once, designer Jeans for both Male/Females,panties, plenty beta beta things.. This na my list of perfumes, and abeg all na 100ml and Eau De perfume oo.. No b to c Dem only, but to see and place order cos my price cheap and everything na from UK, they no b copies. PERFUME PRICE LIST

1. Tom Ford -

2. Jad'ore -

3. Chanel Chance-

4. Versace Eros

5. Coco Chanel-

6. Chanel Madamoisel -

7. Si- N28k

8. Hermis- Eau de Toilette-

9. Hermis- Eau de Parfum-

10. Gucci Bamboo-

11. 1million -

12. Bvlgari-  

13. Chanel Bleu -

14. Gucci Guilty-

15.Chanel No5.  

Very cheap wat are u waiting for.   

 I dey deliver outside Lagos my people too, for just chikele money 

Shoe give away to anyone who truly needs it. 

Love you all. 
Jane

Whatsapp me on 08162070487

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FOR BVs IN HOUSTON/MARYLAND USA

Dear Stella, 

Before I proceed I would like to say a big thank you for all your works.

I would be visiting Houston / Maryland USA before the end of this month and would like BVS in these areas to pre-order items like: Egusi, dried cat fish, crayfish (soup tgns) Expression attachment, ankara fabric and accessories (bangles, neckpiece, slippers etc) they would need  me buy for them and bring over. Contact me on: ‎+234-7056539026‎ if you are interested. 

‎Thank you Stella

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OFICE SPACE NEEDED

 I need a one bedroom office in ikeja. Renovated , good neighborhood and Doesn't need work. Water and Light.

Please if Ur an agent in the house kindly send me the pic via whatsapp first before I inspect. Budget 400k. I dont mind bending a little bit if its my spec and on point.

Its very urgent. Hoping to pay this week.

07035054765

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HAUSA TRANSLATOR NEEDED

Good morning stella,

Please  you help me put this in house news.

   

Hausa translator needed in a new service oriented company in Lekki, must be able to speak ,write and translate English to Hausa language .Can be a School  Certificate . Holder or a graduate Send applications to: Ceo@fluxionz.com

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DISTRESS SALES

 I have a new Maxi 4 burner

standing gas cooker and also Kids Storage Cabinet/Drawer for sale. I

am trying to raise money for my 7th surgery and that is why I am

putting up these items for sale. The gas cooker goes for 30,000 naira

and the cabinet goes for 10,000 naira.

Please this is a distress sale.

BV Mon'ami Destiny.

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URGENT VACANCY

 A home in  Ugborikoko/Airport road area in warri needs an house cleaner for immediate employment. The person must be a woman, must be clean and hardworking.

Please call 08061674701

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STORY BUILDING FOR LEASE

There is a STOREY building for sale and it is Located at OLUYORO OKE-OFFA,E9/548, IBadan. Oyo State.  The building has 8 rooms upstairs and downstairs respectively. 

Interested BV should pls contact me on the following numbers. 

08025096456

08078515078.

 My email is kemiaiyegoro16@gmail.com.

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CAKE BAKER WANTED

Hello Stella,

Are you a baker? Do you bake sumptuous cakes? Do you reside in owerri? Do you stay close to world bank estate in owerri? Please call 07056198188. Thank you.

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TRACEY DOMESTIC SERVICES

Please if you live in warri and it's environs kindly patronize our growing business.

TRACEY DOMESTIC SERVICES is a  domestic service provider dedicated to making life easier of her clients

Our services includes;

-Care giving services for children and aged adults.

-Laundry Services ( pick ups,drop off and home services)

-Home/office Cleaning(vacuuming,dr

Steaming and stain removing services)

-Personal shopper services for your food items and clothing

-Special Food cooking and delivery.

.... And general home logistics 

  We are located in Warri, Delta State and can be reached on  08061674701, 07017904442( whatsapp/calls) 

   We are giving out special mouthwatering discounts this month of April, you don't want to miss out! 

Please call on us now.

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ACCOMMODATION NEEDED IN THE UK

Hello all, I am going to London on holiday in July and would appreciate it if any BV who has a box room or small room to rent out for a month for a small price could assist me. Or if  you have the contact of anyone who can help. I am female and promise not to get in your way other wise, throw me out. I don't want to inconvenience any relative that's why I am doing this. Please wassap 08155575932.. God Bless you all lovely people.

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TAILORS AND JOINERS NEEDED FOR IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT

Are you a tailor or joiner?

Do you know someone who can sew?

Then we have the right platform for you!!!

We have fashion designers in Lagos Looking for competent tailors to employ.

All you need to do is send your Name, Location and phone Number by SMS 'only'08031142796 and we will get back to you as soon as possible

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Signing out like you.....

Stella Nwayioma,Stella ukwu sugar,stella bebe

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Redet ihr imme noch uber mich?habt ihr immer noch lust darauf?schade aber ich habe euch immer noch lieb verraters..LMAO!