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Monday, April 18, 2016

Corps Members Post Hilarious Pass Out Parade Messages...

Ex Corps members who passed out last week after serving Nigeria for one year are seen here throwing grenade left,right and centre!..





Isnt it possible that they deliberately did this to go viral?


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71 comments:

  1. Chidinma Grace18 April 2016 at 12:32

    Do Nysc discharge cert av passport now?

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    1. Ebi...#bosschic#18 April 2016 at 13:09

      They now do... Even waec and co. None of my cert had my passport. Yeah am old sch.

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    2. LOLO IDEATO 18 April 2016 at 13:23

      Yes

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    3. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 16:25

      Ebi...the new certs started coming with passport photographs attached since last year. No you are not old.

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    4. Unknown19 April 2016 at 17:41

      Thought I was the only one that noticed the passport thing.

      Wow! Nice development.

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  2. chi18 April 2016 at 12:32

    Hahaha.. over excitement I guess

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    1. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 14:15

      I don't think so.... Very funny tho

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  3. STARRY LARRY18 April 2016 at 12:33

    Stella forget, we have many half baked graduates these days





    *Larry was here*

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    1. Spanishlantern18 April 2016 at 14:57

      True that. You ask an undergraduate to write his or her name and you'll need to turn the paper upside down before you can read the hand writing.

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  4. D mbaise gurl18 April 2016 at 12:33

    Ode mmuo. Una don really pass out. Graduates disgracing themselves since 190)

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  5. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 12:33

    Most Nigerian Graduates cannot Speak or write in proper English language,

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  6. PRECIOUS ME18 April 2016 at 12:34

    Apart from that of CONCARD, I doubt if others are intentional Stella.

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    1. Ebi...#bosschic#18 April 2016 at 13:13

      Even d concard is not intentional...some of these graduates roaming about in nysc uniform are half baked.. Abeg forget story.

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    2. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 13:51

      Isigini? They are all over this blog. Illiterates

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    3. my opinion18 April 2016 at 16:22

      Hmmmm @ Ebi

      I still remember your *jellycan* blunder very well

      Be careful while throwing them stones honey! Your glass house palace is behind u...

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  7. Unknown18 April 2016 at 12:34

    Maka y!...even 4sum1 in secondary school dis is bad, talkless of graduates! Nigeria's edu system is pathetic!

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  8. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)18 April 2016 at 12:35

    Hahahahahahahahahaha...
    Now I know why most of them can't get a job after service...
    Stella,this is how most of them writes so stop taking excuses for them...
    Kwakwakwakwa...

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    1. NOT A NICE GIRL18 April 2016 at 13:02

      Who gave you the right to laugh??? See this one!! How can you even laugh at anybody when you are their director general!!!

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    2. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 13:28

      Most of them "writes" indeed

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    3. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 13:48

      You are among Linda

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    4. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 13:53

      Linda, Have u 4gotten that u re their presido? Iti akwu

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    5. Spanishlantern18 April 2016 at 15:00

      Linda it's stop "making excuses and not taking excuses". You really should be careful when you're about to mock others.

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    6. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 16:57

      Yeye woman,you even made some errors and you are laughing at others.You better enrol for an English class.

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  9. Miss Ess18 April 2016 at 12:35

    But this isnt funny. Could they be joking or something? How do they defend an interview

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  10. Miss Ess18 April 2016 at 12:35

    But this isnt funny. Could they be joking or something? How do they defend an interview

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  11. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)18 April 2016 at 12:36

    They are not deliberate, I have a Yoruba friend, he translates English as in the way he speaks his language, atimes up side down...

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  12. LA18 April 2016 at 12:37

    Lmao, when graduates will be incorporating writing on social media to writing proper english statements.. it is well!

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  13. xxxTrinityxxx18 April 2016 at 12:37

    It's possible. Or it might just be that the knowledge of written English disappeared. Maybe the camp caused that one. Or they just didn't learn anything in their God knows how many years at school. Or might just be typos

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  14. orela18 April 2016 at 12:38

    Ok..seen

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  15. orela18 April 2016 at 12:39

    Ok..seen

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  16. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)18 April 2016 at 12:39

    #NoOffencePls

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  17. Mrs Kennedy18 April 2016 at 12:39

    Half baked graduates..

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  18. LOLO IDEATO 18 April 2016 at 12:41

    This wasn't deliberate Stella. ask your graduate Bvs

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    1. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 13:33

      See this idiot... as if you are better than them.
      You are still jobless after 5yrs of graduation
      So where has ur good grammar taken u?
      Ashawo kobo kobo claiming to be English prof

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    2. LOLO IDEATO 18 April 2016 at 13:59

      Kikikikikikikikiki
      Jobless kwa? I don't know how it feels to be jobless

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  19. Candor18 April 2016 at 12:45

    While I can't be certain of their intentions...I can tell you stella that I served with someone whose oral English was that bad or even worse than the examples up there...

    The first day I heard him speak, he asked my friend

    "You look Cecilia, Do I Knew you?"

    It was later we figured Cecilia was supposed to mean "Familiar"

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  20. excited courtesy18 April 2016 at 12:46

    Kikikiki........

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  21. Sweetheart18 April 2016 at 12:46

    That 'concard' topped these for me...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  22. Flakky Flakky18 April 2016 at 12:47

    Deliberately what?too bad for graduates,now tell me how on earth will they qualify for interviews?

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  23. AdeEsther18 April 2016 at 12:48

    See as shame dey catch me for this people #disgrace

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  24. Unknown18 April 2016 at 12:48

    Jesus! Are they for real? Lmao

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  25. Yori Yori Princess18 April 2016 at 12:49

    Goodluck to them.

    My church member who finished also was retained by the good company she served. She did her deliverance in the church and that same Thursday that they finished. The company asked her not to go but to continue working with them as one of their new employees.

    I pray for all those that finished that they get good jobs. They should not take up to 5 years to be roaming the streets of Lagos looking for employment.

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  26. @michelleogo18 April 2016 at 12:49

    It is well

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  27. Unknown18 April 2016 at 12:49

    Kikikikikikikiki
    Oyelade adebola,pls sue ur primary n secondary school and then go back to KG 1


    Rip bekee

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    1. D mbaise gurl18 April 2016 at 13:19

      Rip to u. Monkey.

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    2. LOLO IDEATO 18 April 2016 at 13:25

      Practical example of pot calling kettle black

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    3. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 13:50

      You dare laugh? I clicked on your profile and it shows *student at Engineer*. Shame on you. Stark illiterate who issued you FUTO Certificate? Goat

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    4. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 13:56

      See who's talking! You can't make correct sentences too

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    5. LOLO IDEATO 18 April 2016 at 14:00

      Anon ALVAN IKOKU COLLEGE OF EDUCATION

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    6. Unknown18 April 2016 at 14:47

      Kikikikikikikikikikikik
      Haters.......ntor

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  28. Barr. Oma18 April 2016 at 12:53

    Funny how so many graduate can't speak or write English but i think one of the above is short hand(I came,I saw And finally concard) and on purpose. The rest #smiles

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    1. Anonymous19 April 2016 at 08:53

      @barr Oma..weldone..it cant be funny wit u joining singular n plural wit so many 'graduate'...continuu..

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    2. Barr. Oma19 April 2016 at 15:07

      @ann 08:53,Thanks for the correction but you didn't perfect your sentence either.

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  29. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 12:59

    You'd be amazed at the amount of graduates who can't speak good English. It's sad really but I'm sure you'll see comments insulting them when some of the commenters can barely pass standard secondary school English themselves. Call them out and they'll say English is not their first language. Hypocrites

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    1. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 13:29

      Shut up,is English ur first language b4....
      Everybody claiming to know it all wen it comes to English.




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  30. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 13:03

    *write

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  31. Prettygirl18 April 2016 at 13:04

    Hehehehehehehehehe.... Concard ko Concord ni

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  32. Prettygirl18 April 2016 at 13:04

    Hehehehehehehehehe.... Concard ko Concord ni

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  33. nzubeizuu18 April 2016 at 13:17

    Woreva!

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  34. Unknown18 April 2016 at 13:19

    They don't do it to trend o.

    If I hear!!

    These days, being a graduate, is not a yardstick for knowing how intelligent or smart, one is.

    Half baked graduates everywhere.

    That's how I told someone to tone down on the indecipherable shorthand he used to send me then, and he called me arrogant.

    It's worse when you don't know, and are not willing to learn.

    'Dis iz a vry btful dai. I tnk God 4 ma lyf. Tnx'

    Kk.

    Eisshh!

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. Anonymous18 April 2016 at 21:08

      Thanks.....a lot of people hide behind writing shorthands when they actually have issues with writing,reading and speaking English which is very bad.
      I hold a management position and have been on interview panels. You Will cry if you see how graduates murder english. Can you imagine a situation where a graduate cannot read his CV he claimed to have written? I rest my case.

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  35. Ada Nwanbueze18 April 2016 at 13:39

    Well I think is just a random meme, just for laughs.

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  36. Temi18 April 2016 at 13:47

    lol
    this one pass auto correct.
    Beautiful lady with concard

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  37. Queen of Queens aka Boo's Barny18 April 2016 at 13:53

    Iti mpatakas

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  38. MOTHER NATURE........18 April 2016 at 14:23

    There's this girl in my department who couldn't defend her seminar talk more of her project. She couldn't even say her name on the day of seminar and project defense but trust my girl to use all it takes to get her second class upper.

    Well, as God may have it, she's now a house wife. Everyone in our set then that knew her said; it was the best thing she did for herself. Someone that can't speak English- always igbo 24/7.

    The most important thing to them is that they are graduates and have fulfilled their duties of serving their father's land.

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  39. Brandy18 April 2016 at 15:05

    Lol

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  40. kings11ng18 April 2016 at 19:30

    Products of quota system

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