This is a fun post and i plead on all BVN'S who are Allegedly 'Virgins' to stay off this post cos we dont want anyone playing Judge Judy whilst we have fun....okay?
Some of ya' all have ''been around the world and ayayayaaaaaaa......'' so your body count might be more than the age of the grand mother of the Ooni of Ife who passed on recently at 104years old....some might even be more....Dunno!
Read the meme and discuss under Anon but please dont come back with your ID to Judge those who decide to be real....
If my body count was my age,how old would i be?...*Thinking*
1...2....3...4.....5..........LMAO!
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Thursday, April 28, 2016
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I'd be 1 year old.
ReplyDeleteI'm 32 years old woman married with 2 boys.. my body count age is 10yrs.
DeleteE would be uncountable years old.
DeleteI'd be 11yrs old.....wow. Getting married this year though.
DeleteDoes oral sex, fingerings, sex toys and masturbating count?? Kikikikikiki
DeleteSome of you na inside purse you dey keep your toto because boys done finish am
DeleteI'll be 10years only. Lol
DeleteNo need to go anony Jor.am just one year old. Shikena..
DeleteNo need to go anony Jor.am just one year old. Shikena..
DeleteI am a 'fagin'...body count='sero'. U guys are too corrupt on this blog. Hian!
DeleteI wld b 3 yrs old.
DeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
DeleteI'd be 1 and that was last week
DeleteEbony, only u? Lmao
DeleteI'd be 1 year old.
ReplyDeleteEmperor go be metuselah
DeleteHahahahahahahaha...
I will be 46years old! Choi!
Delete2yrs
DeleteWould be 11 years old. Celibacy ti take over since last year though.
Delete1yr forever cos i'n happily married
DeleteHmmmmm
DeleteI'm female and will be 33yrs later in d year.
My body count even senior my real age.
It's amazingly baffling wen I seat to count and realize dt I missed out some names.
Choi!
If only toto get metre.
I rememba my mum wud say any girl dt has slept wit more than 2men is a prostitute.
Chai! So what am I?
It's uncountable oo.
Wish I cud drop names. Sorry if it coincides wit ur man's.
Let me try. Wait oo! Am also bi-sexual so na suicide mission to count. Cos wen it coms to babes, I am a FREESTYLER.
Thank God I am a New creature.
Bless u bv's
I will still be in my mamas womb.
ReplyDelete#teamVigin#
Kwakwakwakwakwa make I borrow sexiest laugh
Lmao.
Delete#WhiteDiamondOut
I lost count of my own so I'm starting all over.
Delete3yrs old.
DeleteLwkm @anonymous. I'm a 5yr old with an old soul
DeleteKwakwakwa
DeleteKpohokpohokpohokpoho
Kikikikikiikikikiki Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Rolling on the floor
Two years......kikikiki
ReplyDeleteOld things have passed away and av become new...starting from last week am 1yr old😆😆😆
DeleteLost count like 8yrs ago
DeleteMine wld av been like d 'age of adalene'..more dan d age of any living human being...tearing them apart since 92 like ryan giggs
DeleteIt's complicate for me sha. For the real- the real, my age will be 3.5. The .5 is because it was the first time and I stopped it due to pain. So I don't know whether to count it as one or not. Not even sure if the first time was what took the flower or the second time, I've been into athletics since grade school all the way to university and was told when I asked my doc that it could have torn the you know what over time so no blood during first two times. Who can help figure out my exact number? 3 or 4? Hehehehe!
DeleteLord please provide my own husband this very year, I will be 28 and still a virgin. Not a saint and people doesn't even know, I want to taste this thing as well
ReplyDeleteGod will answer you
DeleteHmmmmmmmm
DeleteSend me n email with ur contact
DeleteUntil last year, my body count was 18/20 not sure but won't be more than 20, but from feb this yr till now, more likely i have added 8 more and still counting. I'm 29 so if my body count was my age, would still be same age for now.
DeleteElmorijah na the thing you wan give her to taste?
DeleteHave faith. He will.
DeleteBody count who is counting lmao!!! I will be 3years old, I know I have some elders in the house.... Dòmō sir and ma
ReplyDeleteLmaooo @ domo sir and ma
DeleteTank God my body count can't be my age I for don hit 26guys jeez tank God its still 4
ReplyDelete31yrs real age, 23yrs BCA.
DeleteDem done fooock you die
DeleteHahaha...you try , some have lost count
DeleteHehehehe
ReplyDeleteAbeg make the past remain in the past
Thank God for his mercies, I'm a wife and mother now.
Nne from dis your talk eehh!,I gbagotere na age wella. Kikikikikiki. RESPECT mami.
DeleteLmao... I dey 17 years of age
DeleteWhy everyone above 5 dey go under anonymous? Lmao
Delete*msFerragamo
Hahahaha! @La bush
Delete1 JUST ONE
ReplyDeleteIf my body count were to be my age, I will be 5 years old.
ReplyDeleteLmao,we are all 'virgins' o.
DeleteAm gonna be 28 but my body count is 6. So if my body count was my age, i would be 6yrs old.
ReplyDeleteLet me just follow Stella's advice and keep shut, we're not invited here now.
ReplyDeleteWho dey same category with me???
*Larry was here*
I am with you . Lol
DeleteStill a toddler mehn!
DeleteI started having s3x at the age on 18. Now I am 25yrs and married. Two to three partners a year before I settled down. So mine should be 3*7 =21🙄🙈 plus one lesbian partner.
ReplyDeleteAm 1 year old then by body count things!
DeleteMake them give you chance
DeleteThanks 4 d sincerity
DeleteThank goodness u r married now oo.
DeleteLol...I'll read comments.
ReplyDelete150
ReplyDeleteI started having s3x at the age on 18. Now I am 25yrs and married. Two to three partners a year before I settled down. So mine should be 3*7 =21🙄🙈 plus one lesbian partner.
ReplyDeleteHonesty is key in dis very post. Lol
Delete🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
Delete*msFerragamo
I for still dey my mama womb... I'm a farjean.
ReplyDeleteNna menh! I cant remember anythg, too numerous to mention. Thank God happily married now. And am a faithful wife now. May be bcos i don run things wella!
Delete150
ReplyDeletei swear down...i have lost count of mine already....am over 27 years of age and my bosy counts nothing less than three in two weeks....please where are the mathematicians o, do the counting for me....LWKMD.
ReplyDeleteDo the maths your self. We join you do the do? 😂😂😂
DeleteThree in two weeks = six in a month =18 in a year. So you get the sun total when you times in with the number of years you have been sexually active 🍌🙈🙀
DeleteNo need cracking my head, u senior ooni of ife's grandma *dazall* Granny birikwe ooo!
Delete3=2wks
Delete6=1mth
72=1yr
72×27=1944??
Na lie biko !
Hian???
@ ivory no be lie oooo he is a learner compared to...... #metuselah
Delete@Ivory the mathematician
DeleteDid she start having sex from birth? Kikikikiki
*msFerragamo
@Ivory u wan kill her? Lol
DeleteIt depends on wen she strted having sex na.
@Ivory u wan kill her? Lol
DeleteIt depends on wen she strted having sex na.
OMG... i am 20yrs BCA (Body Count Age) Adult things
ReplyDeleteOkokobioko! Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
ReplyDeleteHohohohohohohohohoho
No maggot should come near my comment ooo aisebe, oma blow ni........
See you calling your fellow Bvs, maggot, you need Jesus.
DeleteSee you calling your fellow Bvs, maggot, you need Jesus.
DeleteCan't say
ReplyDeleteGoing anon on this. About 240. God have mercy on me a worthless sinner.
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahahahah..i am 26 and my body count is more than 26...na God hand i dey cos i still dey count dey go o.
DeleteHahaha.... dey count dey go you hear?
Delete*msFerragamo
Mine is 2. Dis-virgined by Ex. Got married and is being processed, maintained, serviced and lubricated by DH.
ReplyDelete...TAG A FRIEND, COMMENT AND PRAY FOR SDKBLOG TODAY........
Let's see....that puts me at 34 years.
ReplyDeleteStella.i try use my calculator to calculate my own e dey show error.hehehehe
ReplyDeleteHey! This shundren will nor Kee meeoo
DeleteHahahh! Chaai.
DeleteLmaooo. Chai! I love this blog
DeleteCan we reply on sunday? If I start to count now e go tey before I count finish.
ReplyDeleteJudge Judy over to una.
*catwalks outta here*
*strolls in *
DeleteStarts counting........
Lol. Lemme be the first Judge judy...
DeleteWe're here to help you out
Delete*msFerragamo
Lmao no need for me to count abeg I Don chop carrots sha.
DeleteLa Fresh Make I borrow you my calculator??hahahahha
DeleteMssferagamo, you go tire o. Bluntijebuchick, that calculator will just explode. Make we just leave the matter. Lmao
Delete965. As old as Methuselah.
ReplyDelete100 and something lol
ReplyDeleteI'm a married 28yrs old woman, body count including hubby is 3.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you counting it for? Is there a special price for it?
ReplyDeleteWell I'm a Fargin. Hehe
I wonder o.
DeleteJust for fun, c'mon!
Delete*msFerragamo
Lol.....26 body counts....and I'm 33, married too*tongue out*
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I don't keep count but I know say if I old well well I nor pass 25yrs
ReplyDeleteI'd be 3years old
ReplyDelete1 year old
ReplyDeleteSo this ya small dick allegation is true 😆
DeleteI don't think you've been conceived. I can bet with my left nipple that you are a virgin.
DeleteLmao. Rolling on d floor. Kwakwakwakwakwa! Hahahaha! Hihihihihi! Unu ga egbukwa mmaadu here ooo.
Delete@Lovely heart, please now! I almost fainted from laughter just now!! Hahahahaha
DeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteOver to those that would share theirs.
I can never tell my man,my mum or even my husband to be my body count not to talk of strangers.
Lemme pass
But I will be reading comments to see those that would be stupid enough to share theirs without going anonymous.
Thank you. Even though I shared mine anonymously. No be only body count. When Internet doesn't forget.
DeleteShare wetin...when I'm not mad? On this blog where monitoring spirits abound? O di egwu!!!
DeleteNot up to a volleyball team yet. I only love to count my Blessing.
ReplyDeleteIf my body count was to be my age I would have been a young child about to enter secondary school lol
ReplyDeleteSo it's between 11/12 then? Hehehehe
DeleteBody count? Is it how many times a body laid on you or how many diffent bodies that have laid on you. Well I have a huge number and when any of my several 'women' abuse me by calling me ashawo nwoke, instead of getting offended, I brag that I have had countless women in my life even when it is an emptyy boast. Ironically any one I call ashawo nwanyi and ask to say how many men that have drilled, rather than also boast with the number they hold tight to my collar and demand I prove. Since we are told to be truthful here let's see those who truly can do what they preach by telling us their count with their true ids(men and women oya)
ReplyDeleteBvn member youngman
BCA? Hehe! Eerm! I have a notebook I pen down their initials. 355 and counting😭😭😭
ReplyDeleteWould have been 282years old and still growing kikikiki.
ReplyDeleteWhat is body count abeg
ReplyDeleteAre you male or female? How many tohtoh or prick don enter your something? That is the queshion
DeleteMa 35, ma body should 15 or I know e nva reach 20
DeleteMa 35, ma body should 15 or I know e nva reach 20
DeleteI am a very handsome guy. Mine should be well over 500. Still aging strong.
ReplyDeleteStill growing
ReplyDeleteI'll be 2years. I was a virgin till 22years when my then fiance pooped the cherry. 3 months to our introduction,I caught him cheating on me again (making it twice) & I said enough is enough broke off the relationship cos I don't have strength for unnecessary drama & heartache. Remained celibate for 4years during which I met my now husband & got married & ogbeni didn't come close till our wedding night. I said no sex & he agreed, it wasn't easy on both of us (18months) but it felt right to us.
ReplyDeleteI regretted giving it up the first time even though I was about to do my introduction & plans were in top gear...goes to show that nothing is defined or definite until you sign the dotted lines (even after sef e fit change)
Oh ,how I love this write-up
DeleteI like
DeleteCan't estimate sef... Maybe 35years.JEeez😱... Person don do plenty bad things o... Still counting
ReplyDeleteMine is five. Baba God help me stay that way till I get married, let my husband be my sixth and last stop
ReplyDeleteWell, I can only read comments on this.
ReplyDelete#WhiteDiamondOut
Whitey talk ur ownoo. Abeg. Lol
Delete14 and a half
ReplyDeleteD last one was just oralsex so na half
😂 14 and a half! So oral sex na half?
DeleteBwuhahahahahaha
DeleteI sat down one day and started penning down all the men that I have staffed and found that i was counting up to 300 with 11 D&Cand two extreme abortion. I started from all the areas I have lived, all the hook ups, the one night stand, the emergency ones by friends and yet I got married to the world's best husband with two kids, am at the airport waiting for my flight to the UK to attend my husband's sister's wedding on Saturday to come back Monday.... I now realised that it is unto God that showeth mercy. I know babes that have not done quarter of the guys I have fucked but yet to get married, look at me today, I have it all.
ReplyDeleteIt's nothing but God showing mercy on you. Somebody will see you & then want to do like you & it will hook them, such is life.
DeleteGod's grace is really sufficient for you.
DeleteHe's a merciful God.
But bear it in mind that no sin goes unpunished. If you don't pay for your sins now,your children will.
DeleteOh no no no. I cant remember but i would be more 150yrs old
ReplyDeleteSay 80years
ReplyDelete12years
ReplyDeleteMy own don reach 600 and counting sef...
ReplyDeleteSo if I calculate it,my age should be 80...
Choi!...
Ajo ndu!..
Yinka Omikunle a very useless man with small dick.
Delete@And 14:33, what did he do o...I know the dude in Ib.
DeleteI'm 37, as at my last count 5years ago, my Bc was over 100, added 3 more since. I don't have this record because I'm loose, rather because I was naive and was taken advantage of several times. Of a truth, our God is merciful!
Delete@And 14:33, what did he do o...I know the dude in Ib.
DeleteQueen choi
DeleteI know u re tellibg lies. Talk tru joor
Mehn I go de like 65, kai
ReplyDeleteEnd time body 'cunt'
ReplyDeleteAm 28 body count is over 500 am married now sha
ReplyDeleteBamidele,chigozie,ken,dare,bayo,joseph.... I'm a 6 years old girl
ReplyDeleteMy body count is 0. Okay, wait, maybe 1/2 because it was just the tip. Na only the tip enter oh walahi. Therefore I am 0.5 years aka 6 months. I try
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteFunny you.
DeleteIn the last 10 years my body count should be at least 30 a month.i was into runs.thank God for redemption.OK I am about 3600 years old or 4000 years old. Lord thanks for your grace and redemption
ReplyDeleteStill a baby in this one o
ReplyDeleteCan we add lesbian experiences to the body count? Cos mine is over 30 guys + babes about 10isshh.
ReplyDeleteOoopppsss!!!!!
Na who body count don EPP?
ReplyDeletePls dey neva Born me bwd wots body count?
ReplyDeleteWow am 11 yrs old gosh 11 men I have slept with and am just 30yrs of age. God help me cos I still get my boss that am very horny for to fuck.
ReplyDeleteOya delete this one. Lol
DeleteLol. With ur ID? Anyway, who bears "strawberry2020"? So u are still anonymous.
DeleteWow am 11 yrs old gosh 11 men I have slept with and am just 30yrs of age. God help me cos I still get my boss that am very horny for to fuck.
ReplyDeleteToo late darl. But never mind. Nothing dey hppen.
DeleteSee virgins claiming body count. Yimu! Lairs! Pant on fire😜😜
ReplyDeleteIt's not written on the 'body' at least.
ReplyDeleteI'm married with no kids and my age would be 3years
ReplyDeleteOriegwu oo
ReplyDeleteLmao
Still in my mother's womb ooo.
ReplyDeleteSome of una nor just know maths at all.
ReplyDeleteIf my body count was my age i would be in kindergarten now. But i spoil die but not wild.
I'm 39, been married for 8 years. My body count is 9.
ReplyDeleteI don crack my brain tire. I'll be 11 yrs according to my BCount and 25yrs real age this year. Hmmmm, Lord have mercy.
ReplyDeleteI would be over 150 years cos the last time I wrote down names it was 107 and all relationship I hardly have fling
ReplyDeletewell my body count is 8 but am 27yrs. But most times I feel dirty knowing fully well that you have actually slept with such number of men. Abeg pple help me, how do you abstain from sex when all the urge seems to be there and you have chosen to stand with Christ?
ReplyDeleteI will be older than metuselah. Like 2000 years old. Omg.
ReplyDeleteUsing my body count i will be 11 years old.
ReplyDeleteLovely comments..
ReplyDeleteSipping my coke & eating pop corn.
Uto...
15,000
ReplyDeleteMy Calculator reads "error" - divide overflow
ReplyDeleteLol. Miss feraggamo yea yea..fun post but i see comments of bvs saying 11,25,107...they sat down one night to count,blah blah. Thats why i'm asking,why count?you wan to enter guiness book of record?lol
ReplyDeleteStrawberry2020 sorry o....Anon gone wrong. Blame Jona...
I would be 1 year old. My hubby would probably be older than the oldest man alive although he keeps saying it's just 7. I wonder who he thinks he is fooling.
ReplyDeleteBody count?
ReplyDeleteHian! Somethings are better not remembered
Let this rain bring about blessings and mercy in my householdooo before hunger will increase my body count. Yes hunger dey increase body count especially if u have kids.
I am 267... my husband is the 267th man and yet he says im still so tight....#runsaway
ReplyDeleteAm 26 and d last time I checked it was like 20 or 21, I can't explain how cos I still dey form good girl o, if I no do good girl nko, chai, hope I dey anon o.
ReplyDeleteLost my virginity at 17, married at 31. Body count age is 14 years old.
ReplyDeleteLost my virginity at 17, married at 31. Body count age is 14 years old.
ReplyDeleteI have slept with over 600 women and still counting. Most of them are the notable names/faces on facebook including the sister to a very popular Oba, the niece of a former MD of First Bank, a girl from a very popular family from Lagos and many more who mostly pretend online as if they are St. Mother Theresa.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahhahahhhhA
ReplyDeleteI would be 3 years old. I'm 29 and have been with my husband for 6 years.
ReplyDeleteIf my body count were my age, I would be 17yrs old Although my real age is 25.
ReplyDeleteMa body count was suppose to be one,i am 26yearz,le boo popped d cherry and dah makez me 1year old...buh fast forward to 4th of april,i got raped(motionless with no feeling or anyfyn)sooooooo that makez me 1.5(one n a half)yearz old!#Shinez teeth,n starez into space#team celibate...i regret getting drunk last year april.
ReplyDeleteBuh come ooo,april 2015,it was more like stolen,april 2016,rape...hian#searches self
Stella na real work u gave us ooo cus I had 2 start calculatin from begingin.Am 29yrs nd my body count age is 45 + my undergraduate days so am 45yrs by BCA doh am engaged nw nd av put full stop 2 those lives,my focus is nw on my fiance nd our weddin preparation which is cumin up b4 d year runs out by God's grace.
ReplyDeleteLmao. I am a year old.
ReplyDeleteIf my body count was my age,counting the boyfriends,flings and drunk sex I would be a 15year old in jss3 lol...sometimes I wish I didn't actually do like 13 of those people cos the sex was bad & better money wasn't involved but I started to realise it from my last ex...Bae is the bomb
ReplyDeleteIf my body count was my age,counting the boyfriends,flings and drunk sex I would be a 15year old in jss3 lol...sometimes I wish I didn't actually do like 13 of those people cos the sex was bad & better money wasn't involved but I started to realise it from my last ex...Bae is the bomb
ReplyDelete