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Friday, April 01, 2016

April Fool Stories...

Hey!!!..
Wanna gist us what story punk'd you the most on April Fools day?..Funniest?Weirdest?Most annoying?Most repeated?




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  1. Stella y are you being stingy with comments?
    Please release it naaa haba

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    1. My gf just fooled us that Bubu collapsed in Washington DC during the summit...she read it from Naija gist...
      Na so all of us dey say thank God oooo,some even said let him die from there since he wants hunger to kill the poor masses.
      I told her let me enter your blog first before conclusion...'she then shouted APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

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    2. Today is just boring. Ilorin is a very boring place ooo. Chai!

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    3. I sent everybody a debit list mail.people were angry at the ridiculous amounts of money they would lose.see angry mails up and down.in the heat of the moment,I sent another mail referring them to the official list on the notice board.everybody rushed to the notice board only to see the huge april fool I had written in red permanent marker.I have been hiding behind my locked office door since.

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    4. @dietitian, na Sahara reporters original April fool prank be that.

      Some of you were happy and wished he died there??? That's going too far

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    5. Hubby is a big fan of Dasuki...so I told him dasuki was dead,he kept mute and then asked me to read it out...and then I screamed april fool,him mind come rest..lol

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  2. That money u fooled bvs with got me...which kain April fool be that???

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    1. This pregnancy hormone made me act like a fool today oo. Started insulting hubby in front of his uncle telling him that once I put to bed I ll go back to my father's house and look for another husband. He was just there looking at me dumbfounded. I feel so embarrassed as his uncle will not understand

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    2. Anony please tell them it was "April Fool"

      I am serious.
      Just call the Uncle and say: Hahahaha,Gotcha.. April fooolllll.

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    3. Hahahahaha @iphiey...


      Anon just do that.. April fools day has a way of making you get away with so many things once you say the word

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    4. that is not pregnancy hormones. It is plain stupid! Wonder what you say to him in the absence of anyone.

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  4. Am not a fool. Count me out of April fool pranks.

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  5. My boyfriend sent me a break up message, I first laughed, then later my heart cut...started thinking if I had offended him recently, I now realized I hadn't. All this was around 12:00am o! Only for me to remember April fool. I'm d master of all April fool punkin, punked him back, without revealing I knew about his punkin, na so broz just shout April fool o!!!

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  6. I told my boyfriend I am pregnant and will keep the child weather he wants me or not, he just laughed and said April fool, I wish I came up with a stronger April fool tho

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  7. Akporo d comedian and stella got me dis morning believe me. Lol

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  8. Try harder Don jazzy

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  9. So about 2 weeks ago, we talking with my neighbour's daughter and she was telling me how good she was at pranking during April fool's day . Anyway was expecting to get some pranks today but I guess she forgot . Saw her and her elder Sister this morning dressed up to go out . They told me they were going out with their mum and other family friend's for a Chinese buffet.
    And I asked them if they weren't aware that one direction is in the shopping centre at the high street meeting up with fans.
    They both scremed and ran to their mum that they are no longer going for the buffet that they don't want to miss seeing " one direction''
    Their mum was trying to dissuade them as it will spoil her plans because they were going out with other people but na lie o, they said they have changed their mind that they want to go to the shopping centre .

    Later their mum was like ha but today is April 1st o, you guys are bit being played
    Na so dem run come meet me say Aunty it's April foooooool.

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  10. Told my fiance am pregnant, he said he is cold and had an headache, he was so shocked and started asking "are you sure?", "it's not possible na,am perfect wen withdrawing", "what will ur mum say and she said u mustn't get pregnant". He called thrice before he realised it. Was april fool. Also played d same prank on my mum then she got angry and said this is how u want to disgrace me, ok go and do registry and leave with him, am not concerned. She was so angry and defensive. But in few mins she remembered it was april fool and started laughing, she said "ori baba o pe"(ur father's head is not correct). First time my april fool worked on people. Haaahjahah

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    1. Keep on with withdrawing..what u are looking for will soon find you and hit u like reality...

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    2. Bwahahahahaha@Cold and headache.

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    3. My sister called me to say mum called her crying that our house was on fire, I had already started thinking of how to travel home when I decided to call mum and console her, that was when she told me it's April fool.

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    4. Anon pls withdrawal method isn't safe @ all,na wetin hubby and I dey practice wey I take get dis belle and d man Neva made a mistake,he is over careful but it still happened. Pls use protection b4 dis April fool turn to real story.

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    5. Very dangerous game you are playing dear. Use protection or abstain to avoid stories that touch.

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    6. The sti wey full town and people are busy withdrawing???? TF????

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  11. a neighbour at d shop called to say sm one called her dat dey broke in2 sm shops na so slp vanish frm my eyes i jump up frm bed run go enta car, zoom off lik kolo rch thr only to hear April fool.. i fall finish mhen na my fuel wen I buy 230 for black market pain me. happy April fool's mnth pips

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  12. Now my sister in law called me in the morning to tell me that my husband that has been away since 2014 is in town,that he wanted it to be a surprise visit to me.She even said he came back with convoys but still in one of his brothers place. That i should not let any body know that she leaked the secret to me. I said thank you to her and starting coursing hubby that he never valued me,how can he come back to Nigeria without letting me know. I loosed my weavon immediately and called the girl that will fix me a new one. I called my mother to inform her that my husband has finally come back.Only for that sily girl to call back and tell me it was a prank. Can you imagine? Mtchww...Now my down town is really scratching me.

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  13. My office have been handing out redundancy letters, so we decided that if HR called anyone today, he should just say "You think we don't know its April fool"? Anyway, no one pranked me and I pranked no one. My birth month alert...

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  14. hubby called his dad n told him my uncle(that was too demanding when DH family came to do d traditional rights) has ran mad,his dad was furious n was asking how it happened n what caused it,DH screamed April Fool,his dad couldn't hold it,he started laughing.
    I played a return match,called my sis n told her dt,we've been trying to locate DH's uncle that just ran mad,my sis was asking how,when and when.i told her its April fool,she said am not serious oh,DT how can I wish my in- law madness.we both laughed. Datz all

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    1. Both of u are crazy idiots!!!!! I don't find this funny at all.

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    2. This got me rofl. Chai. You husband wicked o. That your uncle must have showed them pepper when they came to marry.

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    3. Omg.. I'm still laughing with so much tears gushing out. As annoying and expensive as it sound. It Crack me up so bad. You and ur husband nor well sha.. shuooo

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  15. A colleague called me in the morning before i got to work asking for my 5k contribution for our boss's wife who put to bed last week. Haba! how? when? I thought our boss's wife had closed shop on bearing children. I concluded it must be the "mistake baby" (one concieved years after the last),ok. Told my colleague since i am coming to work will handover my own contri to her when i get there. She said no that every other person is doing E-Transfer and that i should do so too as she doesn't want to take cash. Hm! I transferred 5k to her account. Got to the office;saw my boss. Started congratulating him & his face was blank. Huh? Boos told me his last child is 11 named Naomi. I called my colleague & she was screaming APRIL FOOOOOOOOL in my ear. Told me not to worry,will give me back on monday. My sister's been laughing at since.me wey say i no get money to buy her yoghuberry on my way back.

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    1. Hehehehe
      This right here is good!

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    2. Lmao. You sure say you go get ya money back ? lol.

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  16. Told my fiancé someone else had gone to see my parents about marrying me,he called me back and was saying how ,when did you know? I said mum called me to tell me , he was almost in tears could hear him breathing fast and he said thought we agreed this year end .... I say yes but I didn't take the guy to my house nii, baby let me first say happy new month and also today is April fools day , that's how uncle cut phone........

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    1. Lmao @ uncle. Eyah, he loves you though to be that agitated. Good luck dear! xoxo

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    2. Lmaaaooooo uncle no cut phone well...

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  17. Told my fiancé that I was pregnant
    But he just smiled and said nice try love. Lol

    Told same lie to my best friend , she was so happy for me , jumping up and down and said it was the best news she had heard this year

    Later told her April fool
    She was vexed and called me a goat 😂😀

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  18. I told my bf I was 2 weeks pregnant he is currently nt in the county see him telling me how sorry he was that let him stat looking for ticket to buy and let's do a rush wedding I couldn't help it had to tell him April fool I had a good laugh sha

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  19. Lmao


    Funny stories here, especially the 5k one.
    I heard somewhere that any money or item gotten through April fool pranks, doesn't go back to the owner.

    I was pranked, but didn't fall, because I know the kind of person I'm dealing with.
    I'm so going to prank him in a couple of days, give him fever and hbp. And it'll work because it won't be today. Flash back April fool. All follow.

    Kikikikikikiki

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  20. Never commented. though I hv been wit ds blog for a yr. My comments r neva published. I say mak I try my luck today.

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  21. Nice stories ...but why are all the single girls in relationship.claiming April fool with pregnancy. ..
    That's how some will hear abort that thing. ..then their eye go neat

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  22. I didn't fool anybody and nobody fooled me
    Just dry

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  23. I recently delivered triplets and still catering for them,i called my sisters this morning crying on the phone that iv been confirmed pregnant again,they were all shocked n very worried n were already thinking how I will cope with another child when the triplets was still a handful.they fell flat for it

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  24. I recently delivered triplets and still catering for them,i called my sisters this morning crying on the phone that iv been confirmed pregnant again,they were all shocked n very worried n were already thinking how I will cope with another child when the triplets was still a handful.they fell flat for it

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  25. I called my younger sis in the morning with faint voice that the worst has happened. I cut off the call while she was asking with anxiety. She called back twice before I picked,hmmmm.I just dey pretend sorrowful mood when I pitied her cause of HBP,shouted April fool and she was warning me with laughter.... First time to prank someone .

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  26. Sometime ago, my husband and I saw a car port that was blown away by wind from a stormy weather the previous night in a nearby estate. So, I was sleeping hubby woke me and said come and see the car port fell on the car and I jumped up shouting "Jesus! Jesus!" just for me to open the door and everything was normal and he was just laughing and said April fool, I was just angry mscheww... sleep I been dey enjoy.

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  27. My friend in the UK, send me whasup this morning that she came to Nigeria last night, that I should cal a Nigeria no she sent to know where to pick her. First thing that came to my mind is her phone has been stolen, so I called her land line, ringing no one pick, called d mobile only for her to say April fool I was angry, I didn't even remember today is 1

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  28. I and DH are out of town, our first son called crying that our house was on fire! I died and resurrected! I was screaming and telling him to get out of the house with his siblings, I remembered my shoes....oh God! I died again, I just kept screaming, my hubby took the phone while asking me to calm down. I didn't even hear him shouting April fool when the line went off, hubby called back and he told me it was April fool! He laughed at me and said I have been paid for all the April fool I have been doing.lol

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