Let's have some fun *side eyes at the men on this blog*...I said MEN not Boys..lol
''Dear Stella, good day. Got this write up and thought to share with you so you can post on your blog and let's all have a good laugh. If anyone can come up with types of wife (wives) too....''
TYPES OF HUSBANDS:
1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.
2: ACIDIC HUSBAND.
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.
3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.
4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.
5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's emotions, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humor.
6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.
7: PARASITE HUSBAND.
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife's money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.
10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.
Dear Men, which type of husband are YOU? And for the ladies, which is your man?
*Note that this has been passed from one social media forum to another and only bears as originator the name Pastor D K Olukoya.
Let me read comments.. Brb
ReplyDeleteNo husband yet but what I pray for is no 10...
DeleteMy husband is number10,he's so caring and spoils me and my boys with gifts, God fearing to the core. God thank you for blessing me with such a wonderful man. Who says dere are no perfect men?.
DeleteAll their husbands will turn no 10. Make I read comment
DeleteLol funny buy true
DeleteDunno wer mine falls in, provides all I need,loves outside pass house, even if u choose to follow him no wahala as long as na outside, immediately he comes home, na sleep, leaves early in d morning with lots of kisses, very prayerful, and is very understanding......... Love him all d same
Deletekoko be there fooling urself.u are a side chick wife if u don't know
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DeleteAm number 11.
DeleteNumber 10 jor, thats how every hubby should be if u cant then remain single biko
Haaaahaaa am telling you, babes claiming no 10 even the ones that send chronicles
DeleteHaaaahaaa am telling you, babes claiming no 10 even the ones that send chronicles.
DeleteMine na no 9 I beg
DeleteHa, that how I'll be praising him being no 10, whereas I didn't know he is a general husband. "He buys a stuff", until you realise his gfs have more stuff than you, courtesy le hubby!!! Chai!!!
DeleteNumber 10
DeleteMy Husband is no 8 (Baby Husband )
Delete@anonymous 13:33 show your face let's see whose the side chic wife. Idiots. Don't go and look for your own man. Be there hating on people's progreSs.
DeleteGood for you Koko, may it continue so for you and your family. There are indeed disciplined and principled men out there. Just because some aren't doesn't mean there are none out there.
DeleteGood for you Koko, may it continue so for you and your family. There are indeed disciplined and principled men out there. Just because some aren't doesn't mean there are none out there.
DeleteNumber 10. Love my husband.
DeleteHahahahah very funny
ReplyDeleteIf your husband can pay bills, respects you opinion and can literally lick ur anus after u shower, trust me u have nothing to complain about.
Delete
DeleteI DON'T WANT MY HUSBAND TO ONLY LICK MY ANUS.I WANT HIM TO GIVE ME GOOD ANAL SEX AS WELL.
Anon 12.31
DeleteHahahaha
Which 1 is lick ur anus again? U sound like xes is food
I want No 10 .
DeleteVisiting husband nah second wife things be that o.who need a parasite for a husband? hell no. Those women I meet on rumuola road every morning while jogging,I will go and borrow one of their long broomstick and sweep that parasite out of my house.
I know how to deal with a general husband very well. If you have a general husband and you want to deal with him,let me know.
I know a bachelor husband.
DeleteGot married cos of family.
Has NEVER put up the wife's picture on his bbm profile or Facebook, except for the day he got married.
Hahahaha, I beg to differ abeg!
DeleteHhahahaah,really funny
ReplyDeleteMajority of themwere not ready for marriage, they're just entering it for the sake of what the society will say about them. Mtchwwwwww
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
*Larry was here*
End time hussie
DeleteNo.10 for shizzle... I'm a lucky lady. 😍😍😍
ReplyDeleteCongrats to u
DeleteMy husband is no 1 and 2....non violent sha. I pray God stabilise his mood and help him open up.
DeleteOdiegwu really...mine is nos 1, 4 and 8. Ex husband anyway, I've never seen a more irresponsible man in my life.
DeleteThe type of horseband a man turns out to be depends on the wife he marries.
ReplyDeleteSome women can turn an angel into a monster
Shush it boo
DeleteMy dear james,u are still a kid..pls stay off dis*lol*
DeleteAs for me,my idea abt dis issue is just based on if you are "Finished or Complete"
Mc pinky
James i support u on this one. Yes u re right kapish!!!
DeleteI want #10
DeleteJames, for the first time you made sense.
DeleteJAMES YOU'RE RIGHT ON POINT
DeleteAnd the type of wife a woman turns out to be depends on the man. Some men can turn an angel into a monster.
DeleteJAMES STAY OFF,YOUR STILL A BOY.LOL
ReplyDelete😂
DeleteHahahahahaha!!!
DeleteEverybody's hubby now go turn no 10....yimu.
DeleteAm just here to read comments.
ReplyDeleteFear fear poster... You don't want BVN to call you ghanaman
ReplyDeleteYea wWhatever happen to Ghanama? He's all of a sudden MIA
DeleteRight here bae...look no further!
Delete@Richbee...una still dey use me catch fun shey? No yawa...all follow!
Delete@Richbee...una still dey use me catch fun shey? No yawa...all follow!
DeleteGhanaman nyuru nsi na uno Uka!..
DeleteOkuko nyuo aru,ani achuwa ya oso!,..
No mind dem BVN babes all hating on U man U re 1 of d reasons dey re here... ��
DeleteSide eyes/RME @jobaba
DeleteNa so
Yimu
I'd go for the caring husband
ReplyDeleteI PRAY TO HAVE A HUSBAND WELL DESCRIBED ON NO.10. SO HELP ME GOD.
ReplyDeleteMine is number ten!!...
ReplyDeleteMy man is every woman's dream!!...I can't fault him mehn...
Yeah yeah
DeleteEnjoy jare, not your making
Haters are gonna hate
I no talk am?
DeleteYesooooo. Life is sweet mehn!!!
Delete#yimu# at the queen. Always forming very important. After now you will say you have a smallie helping you in another post.
DeleteWith that bad mouth???
DeleteYes o..My hubby is the most caring man on earth..Miss him like kilode😙😙😙
Deletehere to read comment Lee boo is 10.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy Ooo
DeleteMy hubby is no 10! If am too marry in my next life ebube dikem na you oooo!
ReplyDeleteSee them!
DeleteAll claiming No. 10
Kontinue, I am just laughing at you
DeleteYesoooo. In my next world. Decotex na youoooo.
DeleteToday u r single
DeleteTomorrow u r married
Did anyone notice that?
Lilly simple is it ur singleshiphood or marriagehood? Nawa o!
DeleteIf all of una horsebands be nos 10, please who then sends in the chronicles! BVNs I give una nyansh.
DeleteLilly sweets don't bother about Aunty Gwegwegwe na frustration hol am. Her husband is no 10 and she comes onboard a blog naked. Ike nsi
DeleteNa so...every married woman's hubby na 10.Na me come dey send all those chronicles.Ndi asi.
DeleteSingles need to listen to the full message by Dr. D.K Olukoya, 'choosing a life partner' parts 1,2,3..It's quiet educating and also an eye opener
ReplyDeleteWhen ure in love, even if Jesus sends his best angel, u still won't listen.
Delete*quite
DeleteComments as usual....
ReplyDeleteI know most people wld form 10
B4 nko
DeleteSo which one is boyfriend?
All the married BVs will claim that there DH is no. 10 yet we read chronicles daily.
ReplyDeleteU dey mind dem? Living fake lives here to mislead the gullible everyday! Just watch as they come for ur jugular!
Delete*Ghanaman signing out*
Kisses to you darling. I had to stop reading chronicles oh. The thing dey fear me. I am married too but what I used to read gives me bumps. Lol.
DeleteI wonder who sends in the chronicles! Lol! Stella abeg no chronicles today, everyone here is perfect. Hahahahaha
DeleteLe boo will make a caring husband if he continues this way into marriage.
ReplyDeleteEverybody says men change; women change after marriage. I really hope le boo doesn't.
Some women can pretend for Africa.
ReplyDeleteThey will pretend to be nicer than mother Theresa. only to out to something else later
Ask which one I want and would say no10: caring husband
ReplyDeleteOk,let me read comments
Many women on this blog will go anonymous. Lols
I think I am pay as u go husband..what u give is wat u get.u cannot be moody all d time and expect me to be lively.u have to demonstrate what u want from me . #sipsMoetnChandon#
ReplyDeleteNice one...I no hear from u again bro
DeleteIt's not just about you. You also have to demonstrate what you want from her.
DeleteGay alert!!!
DeleteJust Watch Stella's BVs claim No.10 caring husband
ReplyDeleteClaim your own first.
Delete*picks up insecticide*
Delete* sprays on portable*
Ta!
Gba fuo
Potable plant, you no get husband? Abi no number zero.
Delete@monkey face no waste your insecticide, use kerosene and matches.
Beware of acidic husbands. 90% of our men are acidic. If una come up with types of wives, make we know.
ReplyDeleteMy hubby is no 10....I am blessed by God
ReplyDelete474 comment 2016
Still single and searching!
ReplyDeleteSame here jawe
DeleteSo am just gonna take a chill pill,cross my sexy leg and read comment**
Over to all Stella Followers*side eye
Na waaa, I have a visiting Hotpant, my gf has a Panadol husband while another has a General Husband, abeegi which one is better ejor. Side eyes @ this list.
ReplyDeleteNa waaa, I have a visiting Hotpant, my gf has a Panadol husband while another has a General Husband, abeegi which one is better ejor. Side eyes @ this list.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just listened to this his sermon on YouTube last week. But forget o some women are in deep shit o, not all though
ReplyDeleteoya husbands make una come answer present on this blog. My own is to read comments
ReplyDeleteMy sugar pie is sooooooooooooooooo no 10.
ReplyDeleteVery spiritual.
I will read comments jare b4 fustrated hags comes 4 me.
Hahahaha whether they yarn dust from now till tomorrow. It wont prevent the fact that there are people who are happily married and enjoying their home. Na God dey do am.
DeleteEnjoy.
DeleteAkachukwu di ya
You do use your situation to describe people. Frustrated old hag calling people that. If you have a very spiritual husband your soul won't be do bitter. Cursed child!
DeletePortable ur husband needs to be spiritual cos he is broke.oga aburu ogbenye buru amonsu?onyeara!
DeleteSexiest enjoy jare, shebi na Anambra man you marry, ihiala man i think. Enjoy. My sister missed one Eziowelle man she nearly commit suicide, see the guy wife now enjoying my sister never still marry 7 years after
DeleteElixir : yesterday, u were on my case...2day again same thing.
DeletePlease channel your aggression, fustration and bitterness to buhari or your village people.
Am not the person that cursed you.......y are you so sad child?
I recommend lord's choose and MFM 4 your redemption.
Old harlot!
@sexiest mother : yes ooooooooooooooooh
Na God dey do am.
Kisses boo
I think yoruba men are mostly parasite husbands. Just like the Dencia sales girl was duped by her yoruba guy.
ReplyDeleteHeheheheheheheehehehhehehe
DeleteDodge that bullet oooh
Ur madness is getin out of hand
DeleteHahahahahaha nkemu bu kwa nke 10
DeleteI was actually reading thru and striking off all the numbers till I got to 10. And I'm happy to say hubs is a 10!!! When I show him stories on this blog, he shudders. We still have our quarrels here and there, but my nigga will go hungry to feed me and his child. Ma nigga got ma back!! 5 years and counting!
ReplyDeleteMy soon to be ex husband was a bachelor husband, acidic husband, slave husband, dry husband, very abusive idiot. can't wait for the whole divorce to be over.
ReplyDeleteWhen una marry Wey u dey divorce?
DeleteI said it Marriage is overrated Biko. I have one mugu that we know forced her hubby to marry her with pregnancy I know is not for the guy. Now she forming fight with me and calling me her enemy cuz I know the truth. Anyway that's her cup of garri. Esan girls? Make una run for them
It is well.
DeleteOnly you one???
DeleteIs it safe to say that he was an all in one husband?
Chai!!!!
DeletePeleee Ooooo
God is your strength!
DeleteYou will surely met NO 10 soon
You have no 10,husband and you spend the day on SDK please we qualified Drs of Psychology. Where I ge when you are here 24/7
DeleteOne honest person.You'll overcome.
DeleteEverybody goes for No. 10. No 10 is beautiful. That is my husband ooo
ReplyDeleteOfcourse, almost all their hubbies will be no 10 now then we will be left to wonder who those ppl with chronicles are.
ReplyDeleteI tell you Eka Joy , see all of them claiming #10. Women pretending since 1800.
DeleteSuffering and smiling.
How many married women visit this blog??
DeleteHow many do you know visit??
Why would you think that 11-15% of the people sending chronicles are all the members of the blogs??
Do you know how many people visit the blog for you to think all blog members hubby are the ones having issues??
Haven't we seen issues where single girls send in problems and still some single girls are having the best in their relationship?? Please stop generalizing. It will do you well to claim 10 husband now that you are single and keep praying concerning it so when that time comes, you will enjoy your home
Not having a 10 boyfriend and he turns to number 4 later
Hahahhaha Eka,they are spirits in motion, you more u look the less you see.
DeleteWinsh
DeleteWinsher
Winshesttt
Lol.
Same thing I said o.Don't mind them.
DeleteI meant to say the more u look the less you see.
DeleteWho ever brought this idea of Auto-correct😯 wahali the person no try. Auto correct be doing me strong thing.
Lol... Ok na, make I read comments
ReplyDeleteThis post reminds me of etcetera.
ReplyDeleteOmo iyee mi*i sight you
DeleteMy husband is all except number 10.
ReplyDeleteHmmm! For being so truthful, my child, may God reverse it to number 10 IJN,Amen.
DeleteAmen for her o
DeleteWhere are the husbands in the house? Your attentions are needed.
ReplyDeleteMy own na just boyfriend o.
ReplyDeleteHe can vex for Africa, vex you didn't greet him properly.
Vex you address him rudely.
Even when he offends me and I voice out my complaints, it turns to another fight and I need to apologise.
He also keeps malice for Africa.
He does have his good sides as he takecare of me, advices me, cares for my wellbeing.
I just watch my mouth around him, and try not to do things that offend him.
What else can I do, age is not on my side.
My senior sista adviced me no men out dere, if I keep leaving one after d oda when will be get married.
It's just sad, most Nigerian men even feel they are doing you a favour by asking ur hand in marriage.
I just want to have my kids by a man that is financially steady and they will be my focus.
Bcos if u look at d behaviour of most of our men you wont get married.
This phrase'I just wanna have kids and they will be my focus'is what most women says'that they end up bringing innocent children in an unhealthy environment..please let who ever took ya self esteem return it..its obvious you need it
Delete*i mean no insult though*
DeleteThis phrase'I just wanna have kids and they will be my focus'is what most women says'that they end up bringing innocent children in an unhealthy environment..please let who ever took ya self esteem return it..its obvious you need it
Delete....My senior sista adviced me no men out dere, if I keep leaving one after d oda when will be get married...
DeleteWhich kind low self-esteem una get for una family?
I sorry for you. You're entering with your eyes open now. Hopefully, marriage will change him and you won't have to send chronicles. Yinmu
DeleteHang in there.
DeleteScroll down, Stella' mail is there.
We'd be waiting for your chronicles.
Na by force to be with him abi? Wait,he will dump u wen he is done with u. U want tO stick to him bcos ur gwegz sister told u that there is no man out there,well,there is no man out there for a zero self-esteemed girl like u..
DeleteU want to be 'mrs' by force,by d time he starts getting irritated by d sight of u and gives u several scars on ur body,den,u will learn to value ur life.
DeleteNa by force to be with him abi? Wait,he will dump u wen he is done with u. U want tO stick to him bcos ur gwegz sister told u that there is no man out there,well,there is no man out there for a zero self-esteemed girl like u..
DeleteI smell👃 Chronicle loading....
DeleteChop shiit
DeleteChoper shitterrr
Choppesstttt shiittesssstttt
so cuz you think 'age is not on your side' you'll keep enduring? well,you said he has his good sides.But I can't stand a man that keeps malice.I can't even stand it in women,not to talk of in men.
DeleteIs your elder sister GOD that has the final say?
DeleteMy husband is 1 to 5 and 8 combined. It is sad but true.
ReplyDeleteMy husband is 1 to 5 and 8 combined. It is sad but true.
ReplyDeleteMine na 9
DeleteOya o, make una come answer
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to me, thank you Lord for the gift of life.
Oya o, make una come answer
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to me, thank you Lord for the gift of life.
No 10 best describes my hubby, i keep saying I dont deserve him because he is everything and more...
ReplyDeleteam always thankful to God for him, despite all my flaws, he accepts and took me just the way i am.
And i treat him like the king that he is.....
Don't hate froggie and co, it's not me, it's God, some of us are lucky like that hehehehe
My hubby is the truth mehn
ReplyDelete#faithful
#handsome
#stinkingly rich
#generous
#youngblood
#goodfather
#afantasticheadmaster
#bigdick
#greatlover
#caring
#poshlymadelikeme
yea my man is that good>>>>love you boo
Happy for you nnem, wish same for myself, but hope u r not day dreaming
DeleteEvery body is going for number 10, Please Stella of life where are all these Chronicles poster every day are coming from? Are they not Blog members sending them in.. All the married ladies are now claiming number 10. God will help us all.
ReplyDeleteAnd how many married women do you know visit the blog to ascertain that they are all unhappy in their home?? Do you have an idea of the hits Stella has daily?? Then that tells you all the less than 200 stories we have read here are all the married women that visit here??
DeleteFuture hubby locate me Ooooo with No.10.
ReplyDeleteGod answers prayr
Receive it
DeleteI pray to be number 10
ReplyDeleteBy his grace
God pls save we women from bad husbands
ReplyDeleteEven when the man is No 10, he still borrows from other options to complement
ReplyDeleteTankU!!!!
DeleteEverybody's boo is no 10, who are those that send in the bitter chronicles about their marriage???
ReplyDeleteHian!
Latest bride. It is well with you. God will resettle you
ReplyDeleteMy husband James is the best thing that can happen to me.
ReplyDeleteAnd he rep number: 10.
Am out.
Kikikikikikikik....make I read comments
ReplyDeleteMy no 10 became 1-9 after he started making money. And they wonder why I still hook up with ex.
ReplyDeletehe is indeed afantasticheadmaster...i no am wella
ReplyDeletestill single buh I want 10
ReplyDeleteSee all the liars here claming 10 when we have so many frustrated jobless wives here
ReplyDeleteGod help my husband, he's decided to be all except number 10
ReplyDeleteGod help my husband, he's decided to be all except number 10
ReplyDeleteI prefer visiting husband.
ReplyDeleteHusband10, come quickly
ReplyDeleteHubby when you finally come, pls be number 10, I don't have strength to type chronicle mbok.
ReplyDelete10
ReplyDelete10er
10esssttttttttttt
No 10 is mine......anytime, anyday....i'm blessed to have him
ReplyDeleteJJ
Stella, e still remain others o.
ReplyDelete11. Gay husband - Married bcos of tradition. He is a closet gay sombodi but cannot dare tell his folks. So he married as expected of him as cover. Prefers anal sex when he even tries to comes near madam.
12. Fetish husband - These ones are the ones the prophet and pastor warned sisi about but his jazz was too much and sisi did not see or hear any warning until the ring entered her finger and became madam. He has a calabash under the bed. He has a room madam cannot enter. He has unexplainable money even though he does not work like that. He does not give money to particular people - like MIL, pastor, prophet. Rubs money over his body while muttering before giving to beggars!
13. Female husband - Prefers that his wife is the sole breadwinner. He is very comfortable in his role as stay at home hubby (even though he really does not stay indoors). He uses his wife's money to chase small small girls round about town.
14. Baby boy husband - This one no wan grown up o. He too like to dey do fine guy everywhere. Na him dey use relaxer for head, moisturizer for body, only designer labels for clothes. Even if na borrow, this guy must to do guy o.
The list goes on lolz.
DeleteI had wanted to inform Sterra that some options were not written..
DeleteUr head dey dia
Make I read comments ojare. My own na 10 o. He dey overtry gaan. God bless him for me. A very good man.
ReplyDeleteEverybody is claiming no 10, then where is those chronicles coming from every day, are they not from bvs? Abeg make we hear word biko....
ReplyDeleteMy own is number 1 n 3 I have sent chronicle before, right now my eyes are heavy from crying for the past 3days. I have prayed till I don't know what to pray again but God has shown that he is still God cos even in the well it is Well.
ReplyDeleteGod will answer your prayer and everyone waiting for peaceful home. Amen.
DeleteEnough of no.10 oh! All husbands can't be d same nau. Any ways I believe d write up is just for fun as earlier said by Stella. Oya no 10 pple continue.
ReplyDeleteThere's also the Sexually Weak Husband. Always avoiding an opportunity to have a good sexual time with his beloved wife. It is always a tiring day at work or one excuse or the other. Anyday he visits the bar, he is a tiger in bed. But ask him to repeat it tomorrow, you are wasting your time.
ReplyDeleteOga, if this is you, Click here now to see how to finally eliminate premature ejaculation and give your madam, long-lasting sexual pleasure with taking alcohol or drugs.
Hahahahaha kai James.
Deletemine is no 5. never sees anything good from me or the children . can complain about the slightest thing. It can b so boring in the house yet he's never bored. hmmmm my cross.
ReplyDeleteeverybody be claiming their DH is no10, abeg who owns the husband(s) we read about almost everyday for CHRONICLES.. e ma tan ara yin
ReplyDeleteMine is bachelor and dry hubby. Even Sex life sef is no more interesting. We haven't even had Sex for some months now. We are just living like housemates.
ReplyDeleteAnon 17:14. Madam make some effort, sleep naked...The grass is not greener on the other side, it is greener where it is watered. Cook something different and new, try new tricks and stop crying wolf. Goodluck.
DeleteNumber 3 is the old school Igbo Husband. Hahaha
ReplyDeleteNna Anyi this, Nna Anyi that.
And before anyone says shit, I'm Igbo so i know what i'm saying. Modern Igbos aren't like this anymore though.
Hmmmm,, husband tins r last on my list but I need nomber10 wen d time comes
ReplyDeleteHmmmm,, husband tins r last on my list but I need nomber10 wen d time comes
ReplyDeleteA bit of no1 and a bit of no10
ReplyDelete