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THE PEEPING CREW
Greetings Stella. The amount of admiration I have for you is simply usurious. Uhmm this is my in house gist of an event that happened to me when we were small. Please pardon the bulkiness of the gist. Plus SDK's I need your votes the prize money is very needed. Cheers.
I remember when we were growing up, dad got dazed out of work, so we had to move to Egbeda, so we stayed in a Face me I slap you compound. Growing up as kids all we could use to pass time was indulge in bad things. We were 4 kids, Myself, My Brother(John), Kelly and Jamiu. One day while playing we found out that the general bathroom had a small hole that we could peep through, so myself, John, Kelly and Jamiu decided to always peep people that were having their bath so we gave our crew a name "Kokoro" Crew(Bug Crew).
My God we peeped every girl peep able in that conpound, infact we all had our special GF's that no other person was allowed to peep only you is allowed sole access to peep, but whoever wasn't claimed by our crew member is allowed a 3D free peeping access. But as they say everyday for the thief one day for the owner.
One day Janet my Neighbors new wife, my supposed GF was to have her bath, so my Crew called me that my babe don show, so I got there while peeping Janet and others kept watch for anyone coming, while she (Janet) was bathing she farted, and I burst into laughter, and she caught me. She ran out and gave me the beating of a lifetime but she didn't tell my parents and her husband.
John wasn't spared, His own Peep GF Was Mama Kanayo's daughter, unknown to him the day he was peeping Ngozi(i.e Kanayo's sister) Kanayo caught him and told his parents and they beat the hell out of him.
Likewise Jamiu, Jamiu peeped Alhaja's daughter and was caught but denied, so Alhaji said he will use Jazz to curse him if he doesn't confess and he did, Jamiu's mother beat him to a pulp for disgracing her. Meanwhile Kelly was forming Mr. 'You can't catch me'. So we all set him up.
One faithful day Kelly's babe just finished bathing and it was Kelly's Odede(Old woman or Grandma) was to go have her bath, so Jamiu and John went to call him from our room so he didn't know who was bathing. When he was peeping and saw that it was his grandma, he shouted Osenobla mie kpa me (God help me). Edede shouted "Kelly we khon ni?"(Kelly is that you) so you are peeping your grandma, when she came out she beat the hell out of him and put pepper in his eyes. That ended our Kokoro Peeping Crew.
By Dominic Rowland.
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Lolz,dat Kelly guy eh
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Stells I nor trust ur sense of judgment when it comes to jokes mbok. Dry jokes too dey funny to u. Let d house continue with the selection of winners.
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My own gist,I went to a classy restaurant one day to have lunch with a toaster, it was a chinese restaurant and while eating, I had given the dude the impression that I am a rich kid and way too classy,while eating he asked where I had been to in the uk and where I schooled,I was coughing pretending like there was a lot of pepper in the food,I rushed into the loo, made a call to one of my friends,I asked her a name of a classy place in London, so I went back and continued eating and told the dude the place in london, he never suspected till date.lol
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DeleteI have seen this in one English movie word of tears ,so who copied who? I guess Toyin copied and did the Yoruba version or the English copied,I watched the movie on ibaka tv last year.
DeleteI have watched this film,it's film o,the movie also had Chika Ike and Sylvester Madu and one fair girl I think Uche is her name,lie lie, busted:
DeleteLike one mumu geh in my secondary school dat lied she was born in the UK. Na so we ask am which side dem born am. D fool said on Liverpool street. Na so we ask her weda her mama dey Sunday market when labor catch am, cos Liverpool street na market. She nor know. She for just say Liverpool, and we wud av thot the hospital she was born is in Liverpool. But she just mentioned it cos she dey hia ppl talk am.
Delete......**** D same gal wrote a letter to herself forming her sis in d UK sent her a letter. She now started saying, o Bisi u forgot ur clogs slippers, ur leggings, ur crop top, ur yada yada bleh bleh d last time u came for summer. All bcos she wan make we think say she travel. D one dat finished her was she included d supposed sisters pic n her baby, lying she just had a baby in d UK. If una see d pic Ewoo, d floor na mud floor wiv dirty bed n by d window na hin we see mosquito flit wen dem hang der. Dats how her lies caught up wiv her till we left dat school
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Loooooolllllllllleeeeeeeersssssssssssttttttyyy..... Choi!
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ReplyDeleteThose days in boarding school where they would serve eba n watery soup, na so my guy join us for jss2 dey form British.if we dey flow wit am em go dey form tush. Na so we dey go dinner one day I call am
Me:(day 1) sammy come let's go for dinner
Sammy: nah! Nah! I dont eat garri un (British accent oh)
Day 2 me: sammy come let's go 2 d dinner hall its not garri dis time its rice and fish
Sammy: nah! I gat ma provision in my box still on (British accent )
Day 3 me: sam just escort me let's go together
Sammy: nah! Can't go there. Still on still..
2weeks gone.. I con dey find sammy, I no say na so I waka go dinner hall loo n behold I see sammy dey rush gbegiri soup
Me: sam I tot u don't eat garri (I con dey follow him British accent,
Sammy: guy u no go understand, how long I go continue like dis?. Lol I no fit laff na so sammy con dey follow us chop d food.
Gerout jor. Too dry. Mshew
DeleteLol...na so dem dey behave wen dem first come back. you can't blame them though.
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Have a very interesting gist
Congrats Dominic. SDK don do better Easter for you.
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