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THE PEEPING CREW

Greetings Stella. The amount of admiration I have for you is simply usurious. Uhmm this is my in house gist of an event that happened to me when we were small. Please pardon the bulkiness of the gist. Plus SDK's I need your votes the prize money is very needed. Cheers.

I remember when we were growing up, dad got dazed out of work, so we had to move to Egbeda, so we stayed in a Face me I slap you compound. Growing up as kids all we could use to pass time was indulge in bad things. We were 4 kids, Myself, My Brother(John), Kelly and Jamiu. One day while playing we found out that the general bathroom had a small hole that we could peep through, so myself, John, Kelly and Jamiu decided to always peep people that were having their bath so we gave our crew a name "Kokoro" Crew(Bug Crew).

 My God we peeped every girl peep able in that conpound, infact we all had our special GF's that no other person was allowed to peep only you is allowed sole access to peep, but whoever wasn't claimed by our crew member is allowed a 3D free peeping access. But as they say everyday for the thief one day for the owner. 

One day Janet my Neighbors new wife, my supposed GF was to have her bath, so my Crew called me that my babe don show, so I got there while peeping Janet and others kept watch for anyone coming, while she (Janet) was bathing she farted, and I burst into laughter, and she caught me. She ran out and gave me the beating of a lifetime but she didn't tell my parents and her husband. 

John wasn't spared, His own Peep GF Was Mama Kanayo's daughter, unknown to him the day he was peeping Ngozi(i.e Kanayo's sister) Kanayo caught him and told his parents and they beat the hell out of him.
Likewise Jamiu, Jamiu peeped Alhaja's daughter and was caught but denied, so Alhaji said he will use Jazz to curse him if he doesn't confess and he did, Jamiu's mother beat him to a pulp for disgracing her. Meanwhile Kelly was forming Mr. 'You can't catch me'. So we all set him up.

One faithful day Kelly's babe just finished bathing and it was Kelly's Odede(Old woman or Grandma) was to go have her bath, so Jamiu and John went to call him from our room so he didn't know who was bathing. When he was peeping and saw that it was his grandma, he shouted Osenobla mie kpa me (God help me). Edede shouted "Kelly we khon ni?"(Kelly is that you) so you are peeping your grandma, when she came out she beat the hell out of him and put pepper in his eyes. That ended our Kokoro Peeping Crew.

By Dominic Rowland.

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