A ZCC Prophet was nearly killed by a pride of lions in South Africa's Kruger National Park on Saturday after he charged at them to prove the strength of the holy spirit. The lions called his bluff and attacked him, almost killing him.
The man was saved by alert game rangers who shot into the air to disperse the lions.
Prophet Alec Ndiwane who is based in the Pretoria Soshanguve was with fellow church members in the Kruger National Park where they were watching animals.It is believed the prophet went into a trance and started to speak in tongues. Ahead of them was a pride of lions busy eating their impala.
Alec must have thought he was the biblical Samson as the prophet opened the car door and went charging towards the lions. Upon seeing the man running towards them, the lions could not believe that manna was coming straight from heaven and instead ran towards the prophet.
Alec must have then come to his senses as he quickly realised this was not going to end well and made an immediate turn and ran back to safety. But before he could safely reach the confines of the car, one lion had snapped its paws on him thus causing major damage to his toilet sitting tool. Also thanks to the game ranger who was near and fired some shots with his gun to scare the lion away.
So severe was the lion paw injury that Alec had to be rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. The man was fearing he would lose his bum but the doctor’s assured him he would still have his left bum intact.
“I do not know what came over me’, Alec confessed, ‘I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth’, Alec added.
He was eventually stitched up and discharged after spending the night in hospital.
culled -Thesoutherndaily. Co. Za
Thats how some people quote the Bible upside down!!!
Haaaahahaha.this is fucking hilarious.
ReplyDeletePastor,if you lose ur bum,what testimony will you share with your members??..lmaooooo
Stupidity at its peak!!! I wish d lion ate 1 of leg off! Yeye dey smell!
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South African pastors are just not serious with all their foolish wannabe miracles,hahahaha...."I thought the lord want to use me to show his power over animals" what!!! Are u serious...thank your stars that that king of the jungle did not eat u.
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, abeg laugh no gree me to comment!
DeleteIsn't this stupidity?
DeleteI don laff tire here!
DeleteDis really made my day
Upiantu
ReplyDelete"...the lions could not believe that manna was coming straight from heaven and instead ran towards the prophet."
DeleteThis part got me LMAO!
Yeye man. LMAO
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha. This is so funny.
DeleteHilarious
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ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha,this has got to be the funniest piece I've read in a while....jeez!!! Stupid much Pastor?
DeleteSame thing happened in university of ibadan the pastor died
DeleteSame thing happened in university of ibadan zoo the pastor died
DeleteMay God save us from fake prophets. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, father save us all from fake prophets.
ReplyDeleteThe lions really called off his bluff. They will never read and understand the bible good enough before the offer to preach.
ReplyDeleteWhen Moses divided the sea, the Children of Israel had no where else to go, when David killed the lion it was trying to eat his sheep, the lions did not eat Daniel before evil men wanted to prove GOD wrong etc etc. Our GOD always comes to the rescue when there is no way else to turn. He not ready to be part of the entertainment industry. I hope the pastor has repented coz GOD really showed him mercy this time.
The lions called his bluff not called off
DeleteU so on point
DeleteThou shall not tempt d lord ur God
Yeye pastor
Hahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteThis Comedy would have bn completely sweet if i got to see the "Prophet's" picture.esp his ripped "bum-bum" LMAO
Haaahaaahaaahaaa!! TGW, you're a very craaaaaaaaaazy someborri! But truly I really have a good laugh reading this, and the yeye 'Prophet' was even kinda concern to know if the Lions still left a piece of 'his behind' for him! Chaai! End time prophet
Deletehahahaha,TGW idi wicked mehn!!!
DeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteLol..naughty pastor!
ReplyDeleteU neva see anytin,na ur main engine room u for loose.sebi u dey try test God,u don forget bro J told satan when satan asked him to jump down the hill?
ReplyDeleteU read ur bible every day,am sure but u don't comprehend each chapters n verses u read.
Mc pinky
Why was the ranger closeby na?
ReplyDeleteHe would have seen what real dominion is.
That's how most of them keep 'thoughting' and giving fake prophecies upandan.
#WhiteDiamondOut
lmao,@ 'real dominion' hehehehe.No be small thing o.
DeleteHahahahaha!!!
DeleteLol even adeboye won't dare.
ReplyDeleteHehehehe fool, but Stella this gist for sweet well well if to say pictures follow.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha buh that picture up there is enough.. Lmao i can imagine if it was the pastor running, mehn that man was in the air.
DeleteYeye prophet.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteStella see as I dey laugh like mad woman, this should be in joke section oh, he for wait and command lion to fall down and die.
ReplyDeletePictures or adonbelieveit
ReplyDeleteYeye prophet. Lmao
ReplyDeleteEkpere Daniel ka'one kpe...uncle jebi, gaan do prayer and fasting first
ReplyDeleteThis one does not even know his problem sef
ReplyDeleteHahahaha I can't stop laughing, he won't misquote the word of God or put God to test ever again.
ReplyDeleteAs in eh....never again!
DeleteThis ish is hilarious!
And he wil lose church members hahahahahahaha
I just wanna see dis pastor's Clownish face LMAO
Thank God he went alone
ReplyDeleteLoads of foolishness
ReplyDeleteU can't play God mahn
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha,stupid man
ReplyDeleteAnd that's how they deceive their members.
ReplyDeleteHe is lucky to still be alive and testifying with his half bum lol..Men are tempting God all in the name of been his prophet
ReplyDeleteArrant Nonsense. Hahahahah. I just pity the gullible these pastors will be decieving. I just pity them walahi.
ReplyDeleteMay God forgive me,but this post has me in stitches,especially the last part.
ReplyDeleteProphet Alec,okwukwe ka nku oburu inwa Chukwu.
Stupid man, why put God to test, those lions no fast , they for chop am.
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahhhhahahhhhha fake pastors everywhere. Oh yea of little faith, Lols
ReplyDeleteWhy is he afraid of losing his bomb bom. D doctor did not try at all. Yeye prophet of doom
ReplyDeleteBUhaaaaaaaaa just laughin like an idiot on the train..this ha smade my morning
ReplyDeleteWhy am I laughing out so loud....
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteYe shall not tempt the Lord thy God....Deut6:16a
See me laughing like a mumu inside bus,this is the height of stupidity. Thank God the man was saved. Lol @ manna from heaven
ReplyDeleteI don laugh tire especially @ Manna from Heaven. Some people ehn hope d members don turn back o that's how he will say they should try too
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ReplyDeleteHaha haha haha....this is the most hilarious post on this blog, this thiss Viva de humming bird hands down. Lmao
ReplyDeleteSee prophet scared over losing his bumbum. Hahahahahahahaha I haven't laughed so hard in a long time
ReplyDeleteI just can't with this. Hahahahhahaha. Is he Daniel? Even Daniel didn't disturb the lions in the den. Lord have mercy.
ReplyDeleteYou thought but was not told....
ReplyDeletevery different terms.
Thank God your life was saved,otherwise,u go tell papa God wetin u go find...lol
Lol fake pastor everywere
ReplyDeleteHe's lucky God intervened on his issue. Would hv been a different story for him.
ReplyDeleteI understand most SA pastors are fake, but what i do not understand is why i keep putting Baldwin in his name.
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