Monday In House News Don Land!

Happy Monday *Sneezes*.......''lookATCHOO''!!

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WORD FOR THE DAY

 Bread Of Heaven.

I am the bread of life; he who comes to Me will not hunger, and he who believes in Me will never thirst. — John 6:35

Jesus knew that our deepest needs were not physical, but spiritual... By feeding them bread He had demonstrated that he was the new and greater Moses. But the physical bread was not important. What was important was Jesus himself, who is the source of all spiritual life...

Jesus’ words in those verses are what make it possible for our sins to be forgiven and for us to know that we have eternal life. Sometimes we are so stressed by our immediate difficult circumstances in the wilderness that we forget our time on this earth is brief. I am sure you have done this, and so have I. 

We get so hyper-focused on our immediate needs, emergencies, and exigencies that we completely lose sight of the big picture, which is that when we believe the good news of the gospel that Jesus came and died for us and gave His body and blood for the forgiveness of our sins, we are at that moment given eternal life. If He has given you eternal life and you are in a crisis that requires an immediate well-timed help, you can count on Him to give it to you. If He has promised to take care of you for eternity, why would He not take care of your immediate need? Why would He not give you the manna you need to sustain your life right now?

 Get to work and don’t try to figure out how He will take care of you.

GO BACK AND READ THE WORD OF GOD BEFORE YOU START ANY DRAMA!!!

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FOR RENT

There is a gated 3 bedroom bungalow (all rooms en suite) for rent at Efab Estate, Apo, Abuja. Behind ShopRite. Clean environment. Pay and move in. Has a Security house,

RENT is #2.4ml. 

Please call 08037392493

Thanks Stella. Love you

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Mathematics and Physics teacher available

I am a Mechanical Engineering graduate and I am currently involved in home tutoring. I take mathematics and physics in the secondary level, also just maths in primary level. I am a christian and a fervent one at that. 

Please, I would like people to know and that they can contact me either by my phone or email. 

Email: obaboriolowookere@gmail

com

Phone number: 08051347058. 

Please, anywhere in Lagos would do. 

Thank you very much. 

Kind Regards

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VACANCY

Good day dear...Kindly treat ASAP!!!

We are in dire need of a Secretary, please if you stay in Phc and stay along Rumuokuta axis then this might interest you.

Please I need a female, who is computer literate and ready to resume work by tomorrow.That person must stay around Rumuokuta axis to enable her resume early!!!Please call this number 09056230760 today if you interested and interview will be set by tomorrow 9am...Cheers

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WEDDING WITHOUT SHOES OR BAGS

‎Good day Stella,happy mothers day. Please I want you to post this on IHN, my wedding is coming up few days time and I have no shoes, no purse, nothing, not even money, please my there I need your help in any away you can help, I don't mind if you use your red ink. So far my father's family won't mock me. Please hide my ID, I can be contacted via 09053981931, please give out my contact on request to who wants to help. May God bless you abundantly. Amen 

Madam i dont have time to hide your contact and i dont want to be stressed over this,I will leave your contact here and anyone who wants to help you will contact you,if you are too ashamed to be laughed at or to beg then DONT BEG!

If your family doesnt know about your financial status before you marry then na you sabi.Good luck...If you had told this on time,i would have gone to a cheap wedding shop here and helped you out with stuff...sending takes about 4 weeks so count that out.

All the best!

Why are you having a wedding when you cannot afford a shoe or bag?why not both families meet and bless you both?I dont get it!..I dont mean to make you feel bad but coat your coat according to your material..MY GOD!

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FOR RENT

A 3 BEDROOM FLAT (2 Toilets, 2 Bath) LOCATED AT IBA LOW COST HOUSING ESTATE, IBA LAGOS IS AVAILABLE FOR RENT AT N300,000.00 PER ANNUM

INTERESTED PARTIES CAN CONTACT: 

E-mail - kinsomes@gmail.com 

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LESSON TEACHER

Good afternoon blog visitors.

Please am a trained lesson teacher 

I take mathematics chemistry biology physics and integrated science.

Please Abuja Bvs call me on-07088172019.

The prices are very affordable.

Excellence is our watch word. 

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Patronise Naija Products

Hello Stella,

My name is Oma from Delta State, I was recently introduced to your blog by one very nice lady who is also a Bv.

I can tell you that...in this e-community, there's never a dull moment ooo. I read all the dramas and cussing out lol!

I want to use this medium to say a big thank you to Strap Interiors who advertised Beddings and Curtains last month and I patronised her few days ago on Beddings, she delivered yesterday...o boy! I was amazed on the quality of production..although the materials are imported but the beddings were well sewn by her, the finishing touch very perfect, the last set I bought from US is notting to be compared to these ones (see attached pictures).

Since I relocated to Nigeria, I noticed that we have really improved in our home made goods wow! Please my fellow Bvs abi Bvn lol patronise her ooo. She delivers on-point beddings, got exactly what I ordered and very good quality with good discounts too. I'm loving my bed and the guest room bed so much.

Madam Strap Interiors, you rock!!! you have a good unbaised mind and I will introduce you to every one I know. Even my DH has threatened to handle me on the Bed throughout this week lol! (abeg I don't look forward to more kids haha!)You can contact her on 08091402442.

Madam Stella, hugs!

*SIDE EYES*

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Plea for patronage 

Hello BVs patronise Phloral Events for all kinds of cakes and event decoration,  am giving out 10%discount to members.  Am based in Abeokuta but I work in lagos and ibadan or any close town or city at the same cost. 

Help a sister's business grow. 

Thanks. 

WhatsApp or call 

07030173142

Phloral

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MISS ABOKI CLAPS BACK AND RETEIRATES ON MEMO

Hello Stella,

I was on my way to stations of the cross on Friday evening when a bv(aunty

gwegwe) called me with a private number and asked why I was

apologising. I was like apologise ke?

My battery had been down since around 11am of that day so I could not access the blog.I tried calling  Stella mmediately but she didn't pick but I sent a

text, didn't know if it delivered sha.

I want to state that I did NOT send any apology and no one called to

threaten me.

I am not even in Abuja  presently so why should I be scared of empty threats?

that is not even my style of writing.

To the person that sent the apology on my behalf,  you no just try at

all.  you for contact me Na make I give you my recent pics. Those pics you sent are very old pics. thanks all the same.

May God give you the peace you need in your life.

To all those calling me ugly,you guys should better stop it ooo

Me that I am planning to contest in the next MBGN?

hehehehe.

You guys need to see me now, I Don upgrade ooo,those pics were taking

like 2yrs back.the first one was taken in 2011 sef

y'all better start  preparing  to vote for me in the next edition of MBGN.

kikikiikikikiki

thanks to Aunty Gwegwefor having my back.

God bless us all

miss Aboki

You are not ugly honey,just mouthy..lol

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VACANCY

Greetings,

Dear Mrs Dimokokorkus, Please assist in posting this on your wonderful blog... 

VACANCIES 

1. A Government parastatal is in need of a competent Legal Secretary for its Board.

Job description -  To facilitate the administrative affairs of the Board. 

Interested individuals must show 3years experience in corporate governance and Board secretaryship. Kindly send your CV and cover letter expressing interest and intended values you would be bringing to the organisation to cvs.cpp@gmail.com the subject of your mail should be 'Application for Legal secretary'. Applications should be sent on or before March 15,2016

2. An NGO domiciled in Benin City is in need of an Executive Director. This organisation's objectives are -  to care for the elderly, vulnerable people in the society and the dead.  

Job description - the ED is the Chief Executive Officer responsible for facilitating the objectives and managing daily activities of the organisation.

Interested individuals for this position must be young driven and passionate about the above objectives. He or she must be able to work without supervision and demonstrate possession of a minimum of 2years proven leadership experience in charge of an activity, venture, or assignment. Interested persons should have the skills required to take on tasks at an executive level, and be willing to reside at Benin-City. Person should also be ready to resume duties immediately. To apply kindly send your Curriculum Vitae with a cover letter to cvs.cpp@gmail.com expressing interest and solutions you intend to proffer given the objectives of the org. The subject of your mail should be 'Application for ED' Applications should be sent in on or before March 15, 2016

3. A consulting firm is looking for business analysts on contract basis, with 3 years numerate experience, in  science background and should possess a minimum of a second class upper division. 

He or she should be proficient with IT skills  (microsoft office, particularly excel) to build models from business modules/information received geared at improving revenue generation. Interested individuals should send CVs to cvs.cpp@gmail.com Applications should be sent in on or before March 12, 2016. Thank you.

NB: please don't send in a cover letter or mail  saying "my blog name is.......Please make your application look professional. 

Best Regards.

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ANGEL LOLA 20k MARCH GIVEAWAY.
Is for two students who are single mothers.
Please send in mail with proof to sdkblogaffairs@gmail.com
February giveaway has been paid out
State giveaway plus link in your mail

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ASHAFA 60K MARCH GIVEAWAY
Is for three students@20k each who need this money to finish their school project.send mail with proof to sdkblogaffairs@gmail.com
State giveaway plus link in your mail

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 BLAZE 80k MARCH GIVEAWAY.

Is for four people who need 20k each to make a difference in their business or for you if 20k will help you set up a small scale business.we will ask for proof
so no tricks like the lady who submitted that her hubby was dead when he was still alive.
send mail to sdkblogaffairs@gmail.com with link of giveaway.
Angel Blaze February giveaway will be paid from Tuesday onwards because angel Blaze has been busy with stuff.

Good luck and do not bombard me cos i am not the one choosing who gets what,its busybodycorrecter doing it..lol

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 E DON TIRE ME

Please help me post this, i don tire to job haunt, i need to make a living somehow.

Fellow bvns.I just started a taxi business here in Benin. I do house calls,  office calls etc at affordable rates

Please patronize me at 07069293114.

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GIVEAWAY

Aunty Stella it's mii your girl nekysparkles lol..... I have size 12/14 clothes and size 6/8 clothes as well for giveaway and size 38/39 shoes.pls wil give it out to the first size 12/14 and the first size 6/8.you must be staying @ajao estate and environs biko. Add me on  58CB8104

I LOVE YOU NEKY

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WEDDING VENDOR NEEDED

Greetings Stella,

Please i need a makeup artist and cake baker residing in Owerri, Imo state for my friend's wedding this month. Be fair with your charges please. Add me on bbm: 26491A70

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BLACKBERRY Z10 FOR SALE
I need to sell my blackberry z10 at a giveaway price of 25k.It is still new,been used for few months. Everything is contact with receipt. Please contact me on 08114247779(call or whatsapp) or bbm 7E0D90FA..Shoki will come when phone is sold please..Pictures of the phone will be sent to interested buyer.Thank you ma.God bless!!!

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THANKS TO BVN WARRI GIRL

Thank you to bv warri girl who located me on Doctor's in House and opted to help me during my health challenge.

She kept to her words, i sent her a huge amount and even when it wasnt enough she added hers and sent the remedy all the way back to me.

Someone i have never seen before o! thanks babes, I appreciate.

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IN NEED OF MAKE UP RETAILER

Hello,

Please I will like anyone who sells naked eyeshadow or original makeup products in Ibadan to contact me as I will like to buy  07039421205. Thank you

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REGISTRATION ON.GOING

Registration for the Sweet Pea Discounted Trainings is still ongoing. Take advantage of this 50% discount on all trainings as it lasts from Monday, 29th February to Friday, 1st April 2016. Come and empower yourself with our catering trainings or simply improve your cooking \ catering skills. Our classes are interactive, practical and fun. We have professional teachers that take you through a delightful and delicious learning experience, in a warm and friendly environment. The teachers also offer free after training consultation to all our students, helping them gain confidence in their new found catering abilities. Sweet Pea offers courses in; 1) Cake Baking. 2) Cake Designing. 3) Sugarcraft. 4) Pastries. 5) Small Chops. 6) Special Treats. 7) Desserts. 8) Cocktail Drinks. 9) Africana Meals. 10) Chinese/ Continental Cuisines. Contact Sweet Pea for inquiries and registration on; 08099786854, 09097616791 or 08036954523. BB Pin: 55F9DB28. OR Visit Sweet Pea Office at 23 Road, U Close, House 4B, Festac Town, Lagos.

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House to Let and for Sale

A Newly built 5 bedroom Duplex with a BQ at Lekki phase 1 for Sale

Newly built 4 bedroom Duplex and 3 bedroom semi detached house for sale at Lekki Gardens.

2 bedroom, 3 bedroom and 4 bedroom flat also available to rent at Lekki, and Lekki Gardens 2 and Ajah Axis. There is also Lands available for Sale with Consent.

Pease do contact me on this: 08071725880

Note: Only serious minded persons should please contact.

Etisalat 983772322117469.

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OVEN FOR SALE

I got dis oven I want to sell... its used, 4bunners and it works on both electric and gas... its 2months old.  Location is Lagos.

Price:  #70,000 negotiable.
Phone no: 09055453102.

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THANK YOU SARAH

I met an amazing lady on your blog two years back.She has been a part of our family and a mother to my kids.She came to Nigeria recently but due to tight schedule we could not meet.I want to use this medium to say thank you again for your support and the lovely gifts you got for my daughters. To you Stella ,thank you for this beautiful platform.Attached are the goodies from Canada....no more easter clothes for them (lol)

Abeg you nor load am well....next time..lol
That reminds me,what about that BV that lives in Canada that always calls me to tell me she loves me?Maybe she is the one cos she called me from Nigeria,promised to call back and didnt.Madam call me oooooooo,I love the way you talk.

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Makeup artist and skin care consultant

Makeup and hair styling for all occasions and different gele style at ur service with 30% discount. We based in lagos available to travel

Natural and organic cream,soap and serum adult and children to treat skin irritation like rashes,eczema, pimples etc including flawless skin eg glowing, toning, whitening, stretch mark removal, dark knuckles removal etc. 

Retail and wholesale of organic product eg tumeric powder, moringa powder, black soap, coconut oil, avocado oil, Shea butter, ginger and garlic powder etc. 

Online training  available at 30k and 10k for d first 10 people to reg.

WhatsApp/call:08027808188 bbm:58E0590A BBC:C0047CC18

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Vancancy for the position of a headteacher

‎Interested persons should send CV to:

‎geniuskidsacada@yahoo.com

Contact Phone no: 07035557667

Many thanks‎.

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PLEA FOR PATRNONAGE

Hello Bv's, are you having a party? Birthday party, wedding ceremony, naming ceremony, Dinner,luncheon,seminar? What's the occassion?? Virtuous damsels ushering agency (VIDUS) provides a selection of highly trained and well mannered professional hostesses that will add that professional and pleasant touch to your event. We provide dedicated ushers that will help you have a well-organised event while keeping your guests happy and satisfied. Call 08109449177  to book. I promise to send shoki aahhn later as ground no too level now. Thanks Aunty Stella.

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THANK YOU TUSCANY

Good day Stella, this mail is to appreciate bv Tuscany for coming to aid financially last week. I was in a rather tight corner and I reached to him to help me and he did without wasting time at all. God bless you Bv Tuscany and I pray that you'll never lack in Jesus name. There really are Angels on this blog. God bless you Stella for such a wonderful platform.

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Beddings for sale

Good day aunty stella and my fellow bvs, To bvs, are you thinking of redesigning your bedroom to your perfect taste? Then you are just a call away, at austa's beddings we offer 100% non fading cotton beddings at affordable price, your kids aren't left out as we also stock lovely cartoon beddings: Hello kitty, paul frank, disney princesses etc

Please I plead with my fellow bvs to patronise me as I'm still growing.

I will sincerely give out a kiddies 4 by 6 bedsheets, and a 6 by 6 bedsheets to someone who really needs it

I can be reached on whatsapp/call: 08183763355 or oubetin1989@yahoo.com,

Thanks and God bless you all

Are these your photos or internet photos?

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SKINCARE

Hello my lovely bV, happy mothers day to all the mothers and intending mothers to be in the house. would you love to become a boss of your own?then don't miss our 2weeks intensive online training.you would be taught on how to mix different types of organic cream, organic soap,skin problems and many more don't miss out in this golden opportunity.we also sell mixed cream for all skin types,pink lips balm,black soap skin corrector with lots more.try us today.I can be reached on Princessella015@gmail.com

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Apartment /child minder needed

Hello Stella , 77Gbosa to the house . please I'm in need of an apartment in Chicago.....I'm looking to share a two bedroom ,please if you have any useful information or already have a room to give out please contact me on... dabosslady@gmail.com .....I'm also in need of a child minder for one month and I'm willing to pay a 100dollar token for a month. ...as I'm here to birth my baby and the little brother won't let me rest.  Contact me on dabosslady@gmail.com or delish9@yahoo.com . Thanks a million 

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RE-SINGLES MINGLES

Hello aunty Stella, I have met wonderful friends via your blog. I participated in the last single mingle through a friend that sent me a screenshot. I met this wonderful friend and we spoke from then until Thursday. Since then I haven't heard from him neither is he picking up my calls. I just pray and hope he is fine. His friend posted his profile on snm..here is the profile posted please if you are his friend just let me know that he is okay  and my mind will be at rest. God bless you aunty Stella.

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VACANCY

Please help post this job Ad on your site. Many thanks for your hard work

Brief

We are looking for a talented Sales Executive to undertake marketing projects for the benefit of our company. You will organize creative campaigns and promotional events that can make a difference for our company’s success according to trends and customer requirements.

The goal is to reach out to the market and cultivate the customer’s interest in our products and services in ways that strengthen our reputation and facilitate our continuous growth.

Responsibilities

·         Effectively manage large amounts of incoming calls

·         Generate sales leads

·         Identify and assess customers’ needs to achieve satisfaction

·         Build sustainable relationships of trust through open and interactive communication

·         Provide accurate, valid and complete information to customer

·         promoting their brand all channels, including offline & online, including social media (Facebook, Twitter & Linkedin),

·         Creation of a wide range of marketing materials, in line with company plans

·         Managing marketing activities within an organisation, including developing marketing strategy

·         Co-ordinating, and implementing sales-driven marketing / promotional campaigns

·         Brand & Corporate Identity Management

·         Monitor progress of campaigns using various metrics and submit reports of performance

Requirements

• Qualification: 1st degree, HND, BSC, B.A or mature N.D holder.
• Work Experience: At least 2 years
• Excellent communication and presentation skills Ability to multi-task, prioritise, and manage time effectively
• Strong communication skills (phone contacts, personal contact

• Confidence and motivation to reach goals and personal targets. 
  

Email Bomibanjo@yahoo.com to apply

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MATHEMATICS TUTOR IN IBADAN

Good day Stella. I am a Maths tutor based in Ibadan with experience in teaching Junior school, Senior school and Remedial students. I am female and willing to do home lessons. Register your child/ward with me and notice an improvement in their maths skills. You can contact me on: mathstutoribadan@gmail.com.

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VACANCY -CALABAR BVS

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: VACANCY FOR A LAUNDRY WORKER

I am interested in getting applications from suitable persons to work in my laundry outfit. 

If you can work well in a team, pay close attention to detail and are willing to work flexibly this job may suit you well.

DUTIES:Your main duties will be to:

handle incoming laundry and linen

check items before washing for damage or stains

use water and chemicals to remove stains before processing

sort items according to color, size and type of fabric

tag items for easy identification

load items into machines

add cleaning agents and set controls

finish items by drying, pressing and folding.

You may also process orders, send out invoices and update customer databases & deliver laundered items back to the customer in some cases.

Most of the working day will be spent on your feet and there is a lot of bending and lifting, so you'll need to be reasonably fit.

This type of work may not be suitable if you have any allergies, breathing problems or skin conditions.

Requirements

Previous experience in dry-cleaning or commercial clothes pressing is an advantage.

Skills, interests and qualities 

You will need:

practical skills to operate and adjust machinery

good attention to detail

a willingness to do repetitive work

the ability to work methodically and follow instructions

good team working skills

a willingness to work flexibly

good timekeeping skills

The ability to count and measure accurately.

Kindly send your details to 

Akwere Bassey

CEO Yoyuka.

‎@ yoyukaenterprises@gmail.com

N/B: This is for Calabar Bv's....I will also prefer someone living around the University of Calabar teaching hospital permanent site.

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