Monday IHN Toh Badt...LOL

First In House News of the week!

Drama anyone?I always wonder something..how do people carry over drama from last week into a new week?Like seriously?
You couldnt forget?

Thats what i call stale drama,please cook up new ones!!!

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WORD FOR THE DAY

He Is Lo‎rd

Hosanna to the Son of David! Blessed is He who comes in the name of the Lord! Hosanna in the highest! — Matthew 21:9

Caught up in the excitement of this moment, the people began to ask, “Who is this?” 

The people who had gathered not only experienced Jesus that day, they not only extolled Him, but they extended Him to others. “This is Jesus, the prophet from Nazareth of Galilee.” was their cry. ( Math 26 : 10-11)

When we do the same — when we praise Jesus for what He has done in our lives and share our stories with others — the people around us will also ask, “Who is this?” ... Who transformed your life? Who is this... Who put your family back together? Who is this... Who brought you peace in the midst of such tragedy? Who is this... Who enabled you to be victorious over your addiction? Who is this... Who gave you hope in the darkness of your circumstances? Who is this? Who is this? “This is Jesus!” You have experienced Him, so now extol Him and extend Him to others.

Ultimately, each of us must answer this question for ourselves. Who is Jesus to you? Was He a liar — a figure out of history who made some outrageous and completely untrue claims about Himself? Was He a lunatic — some crazed prophet from the middle of nowhere with illusions of grandeur and delusions of deity? Or is Jesus Lord? Your eternal destiny rests on your answer. May you join with the crowd in exclaiming, “This is Jesus!”

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PREGNANCY WAHALA

Greetings to you Stella.

I am writing you with so much trauma.

I have read and heard pregnancy is not a sickness,but i am LOSING MY MIND. I honestly don't see what's growing inside me as a  baby but a killer (God forgive me) .

I am 9 weeks today. From my week 5 it has been HELL. Vomiting got so severe that i was admitted for 1week. Nothing stays down,Stella i feel my case is different. I have spoken with friends that are mothers to share their experience. Stella ,i contemplated abortion severally infact i took a pill one time. I prayed for miscarriage. I have pleaded with him(met hubby on ovulation day) to give me at least one day of sanity or go.

Why is he so wicked? Does he want to kill me? I am 26 but now look 46. SIL told me with time i will get strong. My question is when?. I almost passed out last night,i'm in the hospital now.

I never knew my husband is this caring. He bath me and do the house chores. What if i was alone?what if he doesn't have a little money for hospital ? What's my crime? Are children not blessings from God? 9months is a long-time oooo. I have cried and prayed. I overheard hubby last night that he can't allow me continue in this pain,that DnC will be in order.

If i pass this,i will tie my tube straight up.

Sorry for the long epistle.

My dear,it will soon pass please be patient oooh.mine was worse,i was in bed crying all day for three month,noting stayed down,the saliva nko?nausea?headache? i had it all but guess what?One minute into the fourth month,EVERYTHING SYMPTOM vanished like magic!

May those who had it tough can share their experience to encourage you.

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CAKE BAKER AND SMALL CHOPS NEEDED

lease i need a cake baker on the mainland that can deliver a surprise cake to someone. Preferably Aijay or any good cake baker. 

I also need someone that makes small chops around Lekki for easy access. Contact me on 07068288344. Thanks

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APPRECIATION TO ANGEL BLAZE

I'm Michael, one of the feb giveaway winner, on thursday,after I gave

up on expectation, I rceived an alert of unbelievably #30000 instead

of the initial amount. I was dumbfoundedly excited cos I wasn't

expxecting it. I wana say a big thank you to Angel Blaze, I paid my

school fee on friday and did my course reg. Angel, that thing that

you're so looking to God to do for you,God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob

would grant your request this year. Cos you put smiles on peoples

faces, your happiness would never run dry. Aunty stella of life, God

has used you to bless lives through this medium, as from todaay

henceforth, God would make you a Blessing to Generations and every of

your heart desires, would be granted. I love SDK for life.

AMEN

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Lipsticks,brow fillers,setting sprays,make up brushes,eyeshadow palletes etc

 Get ur affordable, high quality and original make up products from our online store and be glad u did.Nationwide delivery available

Bbm pin:2b29f2ce

Call/whatsapp Chinwe on 08032305905

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RESULTS OF SATURDAY IN HOUSE GISTS

Saturday gists had 4 posts and 27 comments out of which only 7 were VALID VOTES (LOL how will a winner emerge)

Gist 1 Ko do mi: 3

Gist 2 Aka gum: 1

Gist 3 Papa D: 2

Gist 4 Shuttle brouhaha: 1

Therefore, NO WINNER!!

NB: SDK, Sunday Gists was freestyle for 10k but how do I determine the winner?Some of the comments/gists  had mostly  anons (invalid) commenting under their gists while others posted jokes under other's jokes.

Perhaps you will choose the gist that made you laugh most as the winner for Sunday?

We need to motivate BVs to vote but I just don't know how.

More and more kisses!

BV 'Cocoz'

Cocoz why dont you go and choose a winner?I kept seeing comment insinuating the gists were copied without referencing..which is bad...choose the wining gist and we will publish by Friday and if there is no then no problem.

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LAND FOR SALE

I have a plot of land for sale,in ajah lagos state,it's in a

developing estate with so many new buildings.

i promise to give 20k to any student who needs it,after the land is

sold,call 07082466579 or 07039768870

shoki

997847717653479

443308613056496

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Olive Hall Preparatory School Abuja is Recruiting 

Vacancy exists for immediate employment in a British-curriculum based school in Abuja for an experienced and exceptional Early Years Teacher,Teaching Assistant ,School Administrator.

The successful candidate will be an experienced and fully qualified Early Years Teacher who is able to plan, prepare and deliver, creative and stimulating lessons that keep young pupils engaged in learning through play, social interaction and discovery. 

Must have experience in English phonics, familiar with the Montessori method of learning and worked in a School for at least 3 years .

Interested applicants should forward a detailed cv to olivehallprepschool@gmail.com on or before 29th of March 2016 clearly specifying which post they are applying for.

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FRIEND NEEDED FOR EASTER HOLIDAY.

S to Do K! Happy easter in advance. Please kindly help me post this.

Everyone around me (colleagues, family & friends) is travelling for easter except me. I'd like to meet someone, with whom we can go out together this season either to the movies, beach or anywhere it's happening. I can go out alone but honestly, it's dull going out alone in festive seasons because everywhere you turn, na so so family/click/friends you go see. Company is really good & I want one this season. I am female, lagos based and will like to meet a friend who's willing to go out this season. Kindly contact me on 5EE54A97

Thank you Stella. Where do I send your kisses to?

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SMALL CHOPS VENDOR NEEDED

. I need someone that can make small chops in Auchi for a burial this Saturday at an affordable price. I can be reached on 08062564969. I also have flat body for a truck for sale in Auchi call me for details.

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PROFESSIONAL MAKE UP ARTIST FOR ALL OCCASSION

This easter season, we at yewamakeup  are giving makeup freebies and discounts to our lovely brides of march and April. Also we do makeup for photoshoots, movies and makeup for our dear party rockers, so our dear ladies contact us on 08166335966 or email us on:yewamakeuppro@gmail.com . We are redefining beauty.

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FOR SALE

New arrival from USA !!! Casual and office wears,jeans,foot wear for male and female.  at Jems Wears available in size 6,8,10,12.please contact us on 09038582447. Below are attached pictures.

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WE  NEED MORE VOTES!

 I am a regular reader of your blog though i don't comment. But i have been following you since your days at encomium.

My mum is contesting for the dano mums competition here in Nigeria and i need votes to get her to win.

Please help me, the price is a trip to Dubai. I have not been out of the country before except to Ghana and i would like for my mum and i to at least win this competition.I know you are a great influencer and can help push crowd. The link is 

http://dano.pgtb.me/4jkphk/kCJCJ?w=46441075&e=121709663 

They should vote the first picture that is all only God can reward you. My mum is a teacher who has helped many and i want to use this opportunity to at least make sure she has a good time.

Please i believe in you.

Thanks and God bless you (please don't publish my name abeg)

Regards

Please we need more votes,LETS DO THIS AND TAKE IT TO A THOUSAND OR MORE..one woman dey there dey threaten we votes oooh.You can only vote once,please if you have not voted,help us vote.we have over two million clicks here everyday,why is the vote so low nau?please help us!

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IN NEED OF ACCOMMODATION

Please am in need of a Room and Parlour Self contain in a remote area around Abuja axis. My budget is 400k. Planning to move in June. I can be contacted with blesson2003@gmail.com. Please and please dear agents, I'm in a tight budget. Thanks in advance

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SHOKI AAAAH

Aunty stella sweetie! Thanks so much for posting my advert on Friday, pleeeeenty hugs and kisses, mmuuaaahh! This is small is small shoki for bvs to say thanks! Mtn: 0243937345209920, airtel: 9298467707740711

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Help with Airforce DSS recruitment

Please i need someone who knows a senior officer in the airforce that can assist in signing of my recommendation letter for short service. I am a graduate of criminology i would really love to join the armed forces. Please if you can help or know someone that is willing to assit, reach me on cndabula@yahoo.com. THANKS

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DJ SERVICES

 Hello BVs... Mix rhythm produces 100% ‎pure entertainment, we deliver quality sound, high standard equipment and a professional disc jokey! Make your party fun-filled without any disappointment. We are available anytime, anywhere. Call: 07069589185 or 08107547238

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Patronize Better Batter Bakery (BBB)

 Kindly patronize BBB for all your masterpiece and signature cakes at very AFFORDABLE rates. We deliver all over Lagos and Abuja.

‎You can reach me on;                  

 nc2k2ng@yahoo.com.                                               

 watsapp :0805 240 9202

Lets talk cakes......

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Please i would like to use this medium to solicit for patronage for the items

 attached below. 

Price list:(1) Nail dryer-1100 naira each

                   

  (2) Shoe organiser-2000 naira each

                    

 (3) Roll-N-Go cosmetic bag-1500 naira

                   

  (4) ‎Dry steam iron that can be made use of with a generator-3000 naira

                  

  (5) ‎Fold able storage box :2800 naira.

Delivery options available for as much quantity as needed.

Free nail dryer for first 2 callers,

For inquires, please call/whatsapp 07031952898. Thanks.

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Mac Head 2003 version!!!

Direct Canadian use, works perfectly. 

Comes with 10 tires and Auxiliary.

Buy it and start your own business Now.

Contact me on this: 08071725880.

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FOR SALE

I have this land facing Lasu iba express way all round fenced for sale at rate of 65million Naira Negotiable,

Available document: Family Receipt, survey plan, 

Side attract: facing expressway, close to Lagos state university, close to Iba New site estate and alot more

NOTE: This is dry Land...

Good for filling Station, churches, shopping mall,event center,schools and lot more..

Serious Buyer should contact Whatsapp 08085310359 For inspection or call 08033588797

SHOKI: AIRTEL: 1969-6235-9326-0906

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A MAD WOMAN PENS LETTER TO A BLOG VISITOR

I was on my way to the hospital when this beautiful mental disturbed woman approached me. I almost walked past but remember my husband and sister's encounter with a mad woman/man.

My husband met a certain lady when he got back to Nigeria and were about dating. He was taking an evening stroll with his brother when a mad man approached him pointing at his pen*s and said "DON'T LET A WOMAN SEE YOUR JUICE". That was how he stopped seeing that lady.

Again my sister who was pregnant at a time and was battling with spotting was on her way to the market when a mad woman met her, pointed at her protruded pregnancy and said "SEE, EVERYTHING IS NAKED/OPEN, RUB ANOINTING OIL TO COVER IT FROM EVIL EYES). My sister immediately started using anointing oil and she never had that issue again until she delivered.

So when this beautiful mental challenged lady met me yesterday on my way to the hospital, I granted her audience. She said take a look at me, what do u think of me? I said you are beautiful! She said No, that is not what I meant! Again she said, I say take a look at me do you know my personality? I said No! She sighed and said give me a paper and Biro let me write a letter for you. She even addressed the letter saying I should go meet the woman.

I could hardly understand this letter but I can see Prime medical hospital which is a well and outstanding hospital in Port Harcourt, I see Mercy Johnson's name and one Church like that.

Stellakork and BVNs, please do anyone understand or have an interpretation to this? Can any help me unruffled this?Has anyone experienced this?

Shout out to all the drama Queens and Prince's. Side eyes at James De Money Maker

HIAN!
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GIVEAWAY/ CLEARANCE SALES/ PLEA FOR PATRONAGE!  Hello Aunty Stellz Boo! Your blog is awesome! I learn everyday from on here & as far as i know Knowledge is priceless! Thank You.  I want to use this medium to carry out SDK EASTER GIVE AWAY with this bag and shoe. The shoe size is a 40. To participate just add me up on BBM 5C223561 and I'll pick random winners on there.  I'm also doing clearance sales for "all" bags at the price of 3000 Naira Gbam!  I sell male "FRISCH" shoes and Female shoes from good designers as well at affordable rates. *shines teeth*  Lastly, these Kente dresses are also up for sale at a good rate. I deliver nationwide and ship internationally too! I Look forward to getting customers from on here and thank you for this opportunity.  From Alorhhs !  For business enquiry:  Whatsapp and calls : 08097590900  BBM : 5C223561 IG : @alorhhs_

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FREE MAKE UP

I am a part time make up artist based in Abuja. I am offering free bridal make up for two brides getting married in Abuja. Those interested can contact me as follows:

Whatsapp; 08154052223

Call me; 08035187337

Bbm; 58B53F5E

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DO YOU SPEAK THE IWARO-OKA DIALECT?

Pls BVs, i'm urgently in need of this.

Are u base in ilorin, kwara state and speak the iwaro-oka dialect fluently? or do u kw anyone who does? I urgently need a speaker of that dialect for my project. pls if you do or have a volunteer, contact me via busayosong@yahoo.com or call 08096652627. 

Note: speaker should be base in ilorin for accessibility reason. 

God bless.

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HELP WUNMI UPDATE

Hello mama,it is with absolute joy in my heart that I write this to you,I'm so happy,so overwhelmed,so amazed at the length at which some kind hearted people would go to help others in need. 

I have not been this happy in a long time,my friend Wunmi is getting the help she needs at last,she is in another world right now,she can't believe what's happening,I can't believe it either.

  Although I had to travel over the weekend and have not been able to see her,she has been telling me everything and I have been seeing and reading people's comments on the post. 

Thank you so much ma,may God bless you with every of your heart desires,may you never know sorrow,may God attend to your needs as quickly as you want him to.

She told me she has gotten over 150k so far,I don't even know what to say,a lot of   people responded,people called to encourage her,to pray for her,people sent money to her,gosh Aunty Stella,God bless you.

I told her to collate all the  numbers that called or texted her so we can send thank you messages to them.

I will get back to you with  more updates as soon as I get back home and can see her. 

Thank you. ***Hugs***

UPDATE AT 12PM TODAY

Oh my God.Oh my God,Aunty,270,000 naira!!!! 

oh my goshhhh............Just this morning. This is way beyond my expectations infact this is far from anything she's ever imagined in her life. Thank you,thank you Ma,thank you so much. Your blessings ehen,you have no idea how it will bombard you,i swear banana island estate has nothing compared to your mansion in heaven for your good deeds

I would let you KNOW as it goes,i promise. Shes going to do the tests today and would probably get the results tomorrow. I just pray and hope those things are not cancerous then my heart can be at rest fully. Thank you so much

GOD BLESS EVERYONE WHO HAS CONTRIBUTED SO FAR..THANK YOU ALL

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JOGGING PARTNER IN PORT HARCOURT

Hello fam!   I want to find out if there are blog visitors around Ikwerre road, Rumuokwuta,Wike street and environs that might be interested in early morning jogging.  Serious minded people that are committed to fitness( Just fitness pls,don't call for something else...thank you). It will be fun to have partners. You can reach me on 08093201711. Thank you 

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FOR ONITSHA BVS

This is for Career and business people that don't have time for themselves. You can call me for your Household chores,
Household shopping, I can also take care of your children for few hours while you are away. Generally, I run errands for people just for a small token.

You can reach me on 09082954268

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APPRECIATION TO ANGEL BLAZE.

Good day Stella,I'm typing this appreciation with so much joy in my

heart.I already got an alert from Angel blaze for my daughter's school

fees.You need to see how happy she was when she came back.She told me

she strolled to the exam hall like a queen.lol.God will bless Angel

blaze a thousand fold,he even gave me more than I expected.Angel

blaze,Stella and BBC,thank you very much,the good Lord will always

have your backs in Jesus name.No one shall be able to take away your

crowns.Thanks to you three.God bless

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IN SEARCH OF A TRAVEL GROUP

Hello Stella, 

Hope good. 

I love to travel and I'm in search of a travel group/travel buddies in Lagos. I just saw wonderful pictures of a friend's hiking trip in Abuja and I am soooooo jealous.  :)

If there's any travel group in Lagos that organizes fun trips for its members to great places, holler please! 

I want to join you!!! 

My email: shelovestotravel7@gmail.com

Danke Schone Stella, kisses (return my kisses back o)  

Bitteschone,ich kuss dich zuruck!

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N3K CAKE NEEDED

Good day Stella,

Please in the season of Easyer I'm in need of someone to help me bake a cake for a loved one . Someone that stays in Benin, please I have only 3,000 to pay for it. Thanks and God bless you. My no 08168451994

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ROOFING SHEETS NEEDED

Please I need people who sell durable and "AFFORDABLE " roofing sheets to contact me ASAP.
I have done the wooden frame just need roofing sheets and ceiling boards. I will also be needing a tiler later . The site is in Oworonshoki Lagos.

Serious people please call 08056219520

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PROFESSIONAL SALES PERSON AT YOUR SERVICE

My wife is a salesperson and can successfully sell almost anything (especially FMCGs) where we currently live.‎ She would gladly want to partner with any BV(N) who operate as a distributor or even a manufacturer. We can discuss further via my mail, ursincerely@yahoo.co.uk or on this number, 08052573844.

Thank you.

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MAVIN IS ONE!

Stellalicious dear and wonderful bvs, Just want to use this medium to wish my booboo happy first birthday as he clocks 1.

It's been God all through the journey and I give him all the glory for blessing me with this marvelous‎ gift and making me a proud mother today. I use you as a point of contact to all the Ttc women today,you all will carry your baby very soon.

You ll grow in good health,favour,long life ‎and prosperity. Mummy loves you.

shoki

1969658664232371

Blessing Jackson.

Awwwww.kisses to you my darling Mav!

You look very neat...e be make i kiss you 
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FOR SALE

Fellow Bvn I hail o.please I have this shoes for sale,the gold heels has been used one's,while the nude twice.please help me buy them off,I am broke and I have pending bills to pay off.God no go gree make e red for me.the gold she is size36/small 37,the nude is size 7 n goes for 5k,d gold 5k.please help a sister.Stella beg them for me.I live at ojodu Berger.ionyinye5@gmail.com.

0802930400

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SELF CON NEEDED

Hello  Stella,

please I urgently need a room self con in Ajao or Surulere.

Budget  150k.

Any Agent in the house please?

Contact me : 08162070487

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TOWER VISION

Good day Stella and BVNs,

Tower Vision is into Building plan, Structural drawing, Electrical

drawing,Building construction/ supervision, etc. We are professionals

in our jobs.

Please contact us: 07035107766,09053134073

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SELFCON NEEDED

Good day Stella and BVNs,

Tower Vision is into Building plan, Structural drawing, Electrical

drawing,Building construction/ supervision, etc. We are professionals

in our jobs.

Please contact us: 07035107766,09053134073

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REAL ESTATE SERVICE

Own your own property or be a Landlord/ Landlady by buying Property on Emergency sales at giveaway prices.

EMERGENCY SALES ON GIVEAWAY PRICES:

HOUSES: Ipaja, Ikorodu Lekki Gardens and Lekki phase one. And Many more!!!

lands are also available for giveaway prices:

1 and 2 plot with Title C n O opposite Abraham Adesoya. There is a PROMO currently ongoing buy and get 1 absolute free!!!

TO LET:

1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 Bedroom Flats, and Duplex available. At Mainland and Lekki/ Ajax Axis...

Hurry and grab your own Bargain today before someone else. Only Serious and Interested buyers/ renters should please Call/ Whatsapp me Now on This: 08071725880.

Shokiii: 6679 5072 0331 7381.

.            98377 23221 17469.

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SELL LET LET Within A Flash

*if you're  a landlord having difficulty in letting your properties.

*A property owner looking to sale any Property

Our teaming serious and keen RENTERS/BUYERS are urgently in need of Properties (Flats/Duplexes/Apartments) in Lagos Mainland, Island, Lekki and Ajah.

Give us a call/ Sms us ASAP to get that property letted or sold swiftly with peace of mind.

Call or Sms: 08080631086

Mtn: 3729758533889278.

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BIRTHING CENTRE ENQUIRY
Dear Stella,

I will really appreciate it if you could please help me post this in IHN.

I am looking to give birth in Minneapolis St Paul, US and will really appreciate any information I can get on affordable hospitals I can use in the area.

I can be reached via email:oseyithomas@yahoo.com

Thanks in advance.

Oluwaseyi

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JOB VACANCY IN IBADAN

Hi stella

Kindly post this job opportunity on the blog,its a bit urgent.

Job opportunities for the post of FSR field sales rep at smile Comm 2

years experience and above in sales salary very attractive females

only requirements HND, BSC, NYSC cert please text  Mr Tosin on

08032030223 location ibadan.

Please kindly don't call,just text if you meet the requirement listed above.

The interview is tomorrow,and its strictly for ibadan people.

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MAKEUP BOX FOR SALE

I'm a makeup artist based in Lagos .i do make up for all occasions and I'm also available to travel.To get a lovely facebeat call or whatsapp me on. 08082590886

I also have a professional makeup box for sale. Used it for a few months. I'm selling it at a giveaway price of 8000 Interested buyer should call me. 

Thanks

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DISPATCH BIKERS NEEDED

Hello Stella,

My company is in need of bike riders for the delivery of goods to our clients. We are looking for educated dispatch riders.

The required candidate must be able to communicate effectively with people.

must be above 26 years old.

minimum of hnd

Must possess good customer relationship

Must be know routes in Lagos very well.

salary; 30k

please call this number if you are interested or know anyone who is 07026130703.

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Andelson Frozen Foods and Vegetables

 .........is here to solve the problem of appetite in the city of Uyo.

We have fresh Croaker fish,Hosre Mackrel fish,Original Mackrel Fish (Scumbia), Fresh Stock fish, Full Dress Chicken and Turkey. Gizzards,Turkey and Chicken Parts (Wings, Laps, Neck and legs{Marching ground}), Cabbage,Potato and etc. We can also deliver at your door step with little addition cost in this Easter season for Customers residing in Uyo Metropolis for now. Just mention this Code SDK and you qualify for special discount as a blog member.

 We are located at #1 Chief Sampson Akpan Str. Mbiabong (Opposite Timber Market Junction by Oron Road ) Uyo,for more info please call us on 07080040562, 08097084871 Akwa Ibom State.  

Please come and Patronize us.

MTN : 2395525207416382

Airtel: 8847439689525091

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Signing out SDK-LY

SDK